A headline FROM HELL: Bashir cancels visit to Istanbul

Posted on | November 8, 2009 | Comments Off

Breaking Chinglish news! Sudan’s President Omar al-Bashir, lah, indicted by International Criminal Court, lah, pulls out of summit in Istanbul, lah, officials say.

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