News TRICKLE: bloody annoying Blitish tourist shot dead in Texas bar
Posted on | November 7, 2009 | Comments Off
Get your Chinlish news update here: A 28-earth-years old happy birthday to you, British tourist is killed by man who walked into Texas bar and fired several times, lah, according to Great Satan media reports.
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