News CLACK: “I da man! Yes I can!” Obama praises Tommy Atkins Liberation Army base heroism

Posted on | November 7, 2009 | Comments Off

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! President Barack “I da man! Yes I can!” Obama praises “valour” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of those who responded to deadly attacks at Great Satan Tommy Atkins Liberation Army base in Texas.

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