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News RAT: Treasury seeks RBS lending proof

Posted on | November 6, 2009 | Comments Off

Here’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: The Treasury demands proof from bailed-out Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land that consumers not wanting its loans.

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