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NEWS from China: Zimbabwe’s MDC calls off boycott

Posted on | November 5, 2009 | Comments Off

Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! Zimbabwean PM Morgan Tsvangirai ends male gender human bleing’s party’s boycott of unity government with President Robert Mugabe.

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