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Headlines again: Mother speaks of flemale human person’s hero soldier

Posted on | November 5, 2009 | Comments Off

Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! The mother of soldier who died from wounds received in Afghanistan says after male gender human bleing’s funeral that bloody man will always be hero.

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