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Bottom feeder news: Sharp increase in new LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine sales

Posted on | November 5, 2009 | Comments Off

News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: New LINGsCARS ™ vehicling driving car machine sales in Octoblinger were up more than 30% from year ago, lah, helped by government scrappage scheme.

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