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News spotter: Under-fire Benitez stays positive

Posted on | November 4, 2009 | Comments Off

Today’s news in Chinglish: Rafael Benitez is determined to remain as Liverpool boss and believes male gender human bleing’s side will beat Lyon in Wednesday’s crucial Champions League game.

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