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Posted on | October 10, 2009 | Comments Off

Enter Britain’s Worst Website Competition – entered by LINGsCARS.com.

I am often told my website sucks or that LINGsCARS needs a makeover or a new website design. People say “Your Website is Bad!” Often people tell me LINGsCARS is the worst website in the UK or that no worse webpage exists. Britians Worst Website is an online website makeover competition designed to find Britain’s most dismal business websites. The worst will be selected from a panel of 10 and undergo a generous rejuvenation, free of charge. The competition to find the Worst Website in the UK is run by http://www.uksites4all.co.uk/. Sites4All Development is the web development division of Sites4All Limited.

Worst Website Competition Britain's Ugly Ugliest Web Site Vote Bad Webpage Enter Entry

Even though LINGsCARS is the most succesful car leasing website in the UK, I have decided to enter the competition to find the UK’s Worst Website. Those at Britains Worst Website are both passionate and highly skilled in website design/layout. Any business owner,associate or anyone who deems a site to by amongst the most unappealing in the country are able to enter the UK’s worst website competition. A panel of selectors will decide upon the 10 worst sites, enabling visitors to choose the very worst. Despite being dubbed the most unattractive, the winner of the website makeover competition , or in this case, the loser, will be rewarded with a £10,000 makeover, including benefits such as content management and web hosting services.

If you are a web designer or graphic designer, you could benefit from Uk Sites 4 All expertise and experience in programming and optimisation of web sites, by being able to offer your clients additional features and functions to create a totally professional product that not only looks good, but is fully functional across all browsers and platforms.

LINGsCARS has already been voted the Worst Website in the World and has been featured on sites like “Web PagesThat Suck”.

Despite being branded the UK’s worst website, the winning site will not receive negative press, quite the opposite in fact. By entering the free website makeover competition, company owners nationwide will raise their level of exposure to new, previously unattainable heights. Considering entry to the competition is entirely free and there are numerous opportunities to broaden business profiles, it is sure to be a hugely popular; no strings attached venture.

Entering the competition could not be simpler, and with a thorough rules section, consumers can be sure of all eventualities before committing. The entry form is concise and can be completed in a matter of minutes. All that is required is the company website, name, applicant’s connection to company and contact details. To act as further persuasion on the worthiness of their site, applicants can attach a short description, showcasing the worst elements of their site.

So, if you are in need of a complete and lavish website revamp, and try to beat MY website,m LING’sCARS. Be sure to enter the free website makeover competition before December 31st 2009 by visiting www.britainsworstwebsite.com.

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