Nissan Note Lease delivered to Andy Banard in Shrewsbury

Visit my full letters page click here New cars are like new toys to most of my customers. They get really excited. Just like Andy Banard. I delivered this Nissan Note to Shrewsbury then I got this very nice letter back.. Andy says…“Most impressed with all aspects of dealing with you. Fun website – and [...]

Emission figures on the BMW 5-Series Touring

My system has alerted me that the BMW 5-Series Touring 2.0 d (177bhp) 520d SE Estate 5dr 1995cc Diesel Manual has changed today so I update my website and post here for the benefit of customers. No one else bothers with this stuff. I treat you like adult, not idiot. Most Ling cars are on [...]

Renault Koleos Lease delivered to Clair Richards in Swansea

Visit my full letters page click here I always ask my customers if they have comments about getting their new car. Really, I am looking for criticisms (so I can improve my service). However, customers like Clair Richards show that it is hard to generate real criticism. I can only improve if I know if [...]

Petrol consumption and my Toyota Urban Cruiser

I am simply faster than any other car sales website in changing these Toyota Urban Cruiser 1.3 Dual VVT-i (99bhp) 2WD MPV 5dr 1329cc Petrol Manual details to reflect the latest info. No one can keep up with me. Often the manufacturer websites are out of date! At the manufacturer’s service intervals, the car will [...]

Honda Civic Leasing Cheap £284.04 inc VAT

I have just uploaded a new Honda Civic cheap lease deal to my contract hire website! I added New Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) ES Hatchback 5dr 2204cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £284.04 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, [...]

Honda Civic Leasing Cheap £264.49 inc VAT

Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Honda Civic . I added New Honda Civic 2.2 i CTDI 16v (138bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 2204cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 [...]

SAAB 9-3 Convertible Leasing Cheap £402.49 inc VAT

I have just uploaded a new SAAB 9-3 Convertible cheap lease deal to my contract hire website! I added New SAAB 9-3 Convertible 1.9 Tid (150bhp) Linear SE (08) Convertible 2dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £402.49 inc VAT per month with 3 months [...]

Honda Fr-v Lease delivered to Christopher Parle in Thirsk

Visit my full letters page click here Customers often send me letters, I have 1378 in total! It keeps the postman busy. These letters are all hard copies, and none are invented. This one is from Christopher Parle Christopher says…“Good on you, Ling! I like your approach to doing business. You certainly stand out in [...]

Peugeot 308 pollution changed

I am the fastest car supplier in the UK to update the Peugeot 308 1.6 HDi (90bhp) SR Hatchback 5dr 1560cc Diesel Manual information. No one in the industry can believe how fast I am. Personal Contract Hire is exactly the same as contract hire for businesses. This is the beauty of getting a car [...]

Renault Clio (old Model) Lease delivered to Bryan Wood in Houghton Le Spring

Visit my full letters page click here Does your cat eat letters when they come through your letter box? Mine does. Here’s a letter it missed, from Bryan Wood in Houghton Le Spring. Bloody cat! Bryan says…I was very pleased with the simple and easy way this lease was dealt with. Plus, the Renault dealer [...]

Emission figures on the SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon

Great cars like the SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon 1.9 TiD 16v (150bhp) Turbo Edition Estate 5dr 1910cc Diesel Manual jump out to me when I am checking environment data. This one has changed, so I type it here. I get a lot of these changes. Many large organisations such as CD Bramall, Perrys, Lombard, Lex, Pendragon, [...]

Volvo XC90 Leasing Cheap £344.87 inc VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volvo XC90 cheap lease deal to my contract hire website! I added New Volvo XC90 2.4 D5 (182bhp) Active 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 2400cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £344.87 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial [...]

Honda Civic Lease delivered to Nicola Harris in Accrington

Visit my full letters page click here Does your cat eat letters when they come through your letter box? Mine does. Here’s a letter it missed, from Nicola Harris in Accrington. Bloody cat! Nicola says…First class service with excellent customer service! Would most definitely recommend to others. Couldn�t fault – thank you! Excellent delivery of [...]

Honda Civic Lease delivered to Nicola Harris in Accrington

Ling is Green. New Mercedes B-Class info

Fuel is a fortune these days, so when the Mercedes B-Class 1.5 (95bhp) B150 Sport MPV 5dr 1498cc Petrol Manual has slightly changed figures, I always blog about it, because my customers say they care. At the manufacturer’s service intervals, the car will need a service, which you are responsible for. Of course, as it’s [...]

Audi A6 Saloon Lease delivered to Mike Robinson in Doncaster

Visit my full letters page click here Getting letters in the post is really nice. It makes a lovely change from getting email. This one was sent by Mike Robinson from Doncaster. Amazingly, the postman didn’t steal it! Mike says…�Ling can really make the payment sing�. An excellent service with good comms. Will let all [...]

Change on the Jaguar XJ

The Jaguar XJ 2.7 TDVi (204bhp) Executive Saloon 4dr 2720cc Diesel Automatic has new environmental information today. I have updated! Pay attention, you are too slow You need to insure the car fully comp, as normal with any new car. The car can be used for any purpose, or driven by anyone you choose. In [...]

Mini One Leasing Cheap £231.66 inc VAT

I have been offered the following lease car deal, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Mini One deal to my contract hire website! I added New Mini One 1.4 16v (93bhp) One Hatchback 3dr 1397cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £231.66 [...]

Mini First Leasing Cheap £218.49 inc VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Mini First deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Mini First 1.4 i (75bhp) Salt Pack Hatchback 3dr 1397cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £218.49 [...]

Mini First Leasing Cheap £213.74 inc VAT

If you check my car leasing website, you will see I have just added a new cheap contract hire Mini First deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Mini First 1.4 i (75bhp) Hatchback 3dr 1397cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. [...]

Volkswagen Passat Lease delivered to Jason Smith in Upper Heyford

Visit my full letters page click here Customers often send me letters, I have 1378 in total! It keeps the postman busy. These letters are all hard copies, and none are invented. This one is from Jason Smith Jason says…Brilliant. A pleasure to deal with – straight forward, simple quotes followed by a super-fast service. [...]

Different NOx levels on the Jaguar XJ

I am the fastest car supplier in the UK to update the Jaguar XJ 2.7 TDVi (204bhp) Executive Saloon 4dr 2720cc Diesel Automatic information. No one in the industry can believe how fast I am. I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or I work them out myself using different [...]

Toyota Avensis Hatchback Lease delivered to Paul Allen in Stourbridge

Visit my full letters page click here Inbetween all my bills and bank statements, I receive customer letters. Here one I pulled out to read from Paul Allen, but I actually got it a while ago. It is about the delivery of their Toyota Avensis Hatchback. Paul says…Ling – When I first saw the website [...]

New VCA data on the Toyota Urban Cruiser

Making your car greener is important, so it is nice when you can do it just by looking at the new Toyota Urban Cruiser 1.3 Dual VVT-i (99bhp) 2WD MPV 5dr 1329cc Petrol Manual. The CO2 values have changed, making it more attractive. These days, in UK identity theft is common (not problem in China; [...]

Vauxhall Corsa Leasing Cheap £183.99 inc VAT

Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Corsa . I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.4 i 16v (88bhp) SXi (ac) Hatchback 5dr 1364cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 [...]

Hyundai i30 Leasing Cheap £229.99 inc VAT

I have been offered the following lease car deal, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Hyundai i30 deal to my contract hire website! I added New Hyundai i30 1.6 i 16v (124bhp) Premium Hatchback 5dr 1591cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only [...]

Hyundai i30 Leasing Cheap £229.99 inc VAT

I have just uploaded a new Hyundai i30 cheap lease deal to my contract hire website! I added New Hyundai i30 1.6 i 16v (124bhp) Premium Hatchback 5dr 1591cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £229.99 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed [...]

Hyundai i30 Leasing Cheap £241.49 inc VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Hyundai i30 deal to my contract hire and leasing website! I added New Hyundai i30 1.6 CRDI 16v (113bhp) Premium Hatchback 5dr 1582cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £241.49 inc VAT per month [...]

Hyundai i30 Leasing Cheap £229.99 inc VAT

I have just uploaded a new Hyundai i30 cheap lease deal to my contract hire website! I added New Hyundai i30 1.6 CRDI 16v (113bhp) Premium Hatchback 5dr 1582cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £229.99 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed [...]

Mitsubishi Shogun Sport Lease delivered to Peter Ferrary in Newcastle

Visit my full letters page click here Does your cat eat letters when they come through your letter box? Mine does. Here’s a letter it missed, from Peter Ferrary in Newcastle. Bloody cat! Peter says…Hi Ling, I’m very impressed with your overtly customer-service-orientated way of dealing. It’s a very fresh “no pressure” approach and well [...]

Car CO2 change for the Alfa Romeo Spider

Great cars like the Alfa Romeo Spider 2.2 JTS (182bhp) Convertible 2dr 2198cc Petrol Manual jump out to me when I am checking environment data. This one has changed, so I type it here. I get a lot of these changes. Personal Contract Hire is exactly the same as contract hire for businesses. This is [...]

Mercedes C-class Saloon Lease delivered to Alan Forsyth in Nottingham

Visit my full letters page click here Inbetween all my bills and bank statements, I receive customer letters. Here one I pulled out to read from Alan Forsyth, but I actually got it a while ago. It is about the delivery of their Mercedes C-class Saloon. Alan says…“Ling provided excellent customer service and as competitive [...]

Lower CO2 on my Honda CR-V

Updating the Honda CR-V 2.2 i-CDTi (138bhp) SE + 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2204cc Diesel Manual quickly is brilliant because Google loves to use me as the choice for listing these cars. Sometimes you must resign yourself to fact that dealer will look after a retail customer first. Your delivery might be slightly delayed because [...]

Renault Megane Lease delivered to Paul Breslin in Horsham

Visit my full letters page click here Customers often send me letters, I have 1378 in total! It keeps the postman busy. These letters are all hard copies, and none are invented. This one is from Paul Breslin Paul says…“Simple, easy to use website. Good communication. We are on our second car from Ling.” Paul [...]

Honda CR-V pollution changed

Great cars like the Honda CR-V 2.2 i-CDTi (138bhp) SE + 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2204cc Diesel Manual jump out to me when I am checking environment data. This one has changed, so I type it here. I get a lot of these changes. At the manufacturer’s service intervals, the car will need a service, [...]

Honda Civic Type-r Lease delivered to Andrew Talbot in Whitney On Wye

Visit my full letters page click here Does your cat eat letters when they come through your letter box? Mine does. Here’s a letter it missed, from Andrew Talbot in Whitney On Wye. Bloody cat! Andrew says…It was one of the worst snow blizzards ever, but the new black Honda Civic Type-R was delivered to [...]

Ling is Green. New Jaguar XJ info

Changing this information for the Jaguar XJ 2.7 TDVi (204bhp) Executive Saloon 4dr 2720cc Diesel Automatic, I noticed most other websites still use old values. You should trust that I work harder to give you the correct info! With my deals, you get a brand new car with zero miles on the clock, delivered to [...]

Citroen C5 Tourer Lease delivered to Catriona Bright in Bolton

Visit my full letters page click here New cars are like new toys to most of my customers. They get really excited. Just like Catriona Bright. I delivered this Citroen C5 Tourer to Bolton then I got this very nice letter back… Catriona says…For the second time, Ling has treated me with legendary Chinese efficiency. [...]

Green info has changed on the Toyota Urban Cruiser

Changing this information for the Toyota Urban Cruiser 1.3 Dual VVT-i (99bhp) 2WD MPV 5dr 1329cc Petrol Manual, I noticed most other websites still use old values. You should trust that I work harder to give you the correct info! Your car belongs to the finance company on whose documents you agreed to the contract. [...]

Toyota Prius Lease delivered to Alan Sadler in Birmingham

Visit my full letters page click here Getting letters in the post is really nice. It makes a lovely change from getting email. This one was sent by Alan Sadler from Birmingham. Amazingly, the postman didn’t steal it! Alan says…Excellent service and communication supplying our two new Toyota Priuses. Provided with good honest advice – [...]

Green info has changed on the Citroen C4 Picasso

I am simply faster than any other car sales website in changing these Citroen C4 Picasso 1.6 HDi (110bhp) VTR + MPV (5-seat) 5dr 1560cc Diesel Manual details to reflect the latest info. No one can keep up with me. Often the manufacturer websites are out of date! How to explain this without it seeming [...]

Vauxhall Corsa Lease delivered to Stephen Grove in Llansamlet

Visit my full letters page click here Getting letters in the post is really nice. It makes a lovely change from getting email. This one was sent by Stephen Grove from Llansamlet. Amazingly, the postman didn’t steal it! Stephen says…Great service from Ling from start to finish, would definitely recommend to anyone. My Vauxhall Corsa [...]

Hydrocarbon results for the BMW 5-Series Touring have changed

If you are interested in CO2 stuff, then read this. I have a new figure for the BMW 5-Series Touring 2.0 d (177bhp) 520d SE Estate 5dr 1995cc Diesel Manual and I am updating it on my website now. Have you ever rented a self-drive car for a day or a week? Well, Contract Hire [...]

Audi A4 Cabriolet Lease delivered to Eileen Fisher in Warrington

Visit my full letters page click here Customers often send me letters, I have 1378 in total! It keeps the postman busy. These letters are all hard copies, and none are invented. This one is from Eileen Fisher Eileen says…Ling, the A4 cab is fantastic! I really love it – all my neighbours think I [...]

The Audi TT Coupe is a Green car yet?

Checking against the values I publish for the Audi TT Coupe 2.0 TDi (172bhp) Quattro 4WD Coupe 2dr 1968cc Diesel Manual, I have noticed a small error, so I’m publishing these new figures today. Please read. You run this new car for 12, 18, 24 or 36 months depending on the term, and run it [...]

Vauxhall Zafira Lease delivered to Stanley Dobson in Lymm

Visit my full letters page click here Getting letters in the post is really nice. It makes a lovely change from getting email. This one was sent by Stanley Dobson from Lymm. Amazingly, the postman didn’t steal it! Stanley says…I wish that I could say something unpleasant… but everything went very well indeed with my [...]

Emission figures on the Kia Soul

I am the fastest car supplier in the UK to update the Kia Soul 1.6 i 16v (124bhp) 1 Hatchback 5dr 1591cc Petrol Manual information. No one in the industry can believe how fast I am. At the end of the contract, the car is collected from you and you have no further obligations. You [...]

Lease delivered to Simon Grimley in Frodsham

Visit my full letters page click here I have 1378 customer letters! This one was sent by Simon Grimley after they had been driving around a few weeks in their new Simon says…Fantastic… not the usual boring crap… and good prices, too. Simon GrimleyRosebankFinger Post LaneNorleyFrodshamWA6 8LA Editor Note: Hehehe, I do not run usual [...]

My Citroen C3 Picasso is more economical now?

If you are interested in CO2 stuff, then read this. I have a new figure for the Citroen C3 Picasso 1.4 16v (95bhp) VTR Plus MPV 5dr 1397cc Petrol Manual and I am updating it on my website now. Sometimes you must resign yourself to fact that dealer will look after a retail customer first. [...]

Mazda 5 Lease delivered to Fiona McGregor in Clackmannanshire

Visit my full letters page click here Inbetween all my bills and bank statements, I receive customer letters. Here one I pulled out to read from Fiona McGregor, but I actually got it a while ago. It is about the delivery of their Mazda 5. Fiona says…“When you call other leasing companies you get a [...]

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MY SISTER'S (CHINESE) SKODA!

Posted: 08/07/10

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Although I only lease cars in the UK, my sister Shan asked me to help her buy a brand-new car in China!
She looked at quite a... READ MORE

WHY HYDROGEN NO GOOD 4 CARS

Posted: 15/12/10

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I have a BSc in Applied Chemistry and an MSc in Environmental Management, so have some qualification to comment on this issue. Sor... READ MORE

CHEAPER THAN PENDRAGON

Posted: 02/08/10

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I've just delivered a new car to a senior manager (for his personal use) in PENDRAGON PLC, the UK's largest dealer group. The grou... READ MORE

HIDING VAT

Posted: 02/07/10

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Can you believe prices you see on the web? I've gotta say, how annoyed it makes me that so many websites break the law, also known... READ MORE

NO FM CAR RADIO IN 2015

Posted: 04/03/10

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Listening to the radio in our cars is something we all take for granted. Every car these days comes with a good quality radio, and... READ MORE

THE 3 DEGREES - MY IT CROWD

Posted: 18/07/10

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Just to say that Mark, Jamie and Jonny have graduated. Fantastic!
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LATEST: Two men charged with murder of man who was found decapitated and burnt in Stockport. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 18:34

LATEST: A man previously accused of murdering journalist Martin O'Hagan has agreed to co-operate with old bill bobbys investigating LVF killing, lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 18:15

Ministers and Labour clash over who is responsible for RBS chief executive Stephen Hester's contract, lah, amid anger about RMB Yuan #963,000 share bonus offer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 18:15

The funeral is held for first of nine confirmed victims of Wednesday's building collapse in Rio de Janeiro, lah, as rescuers continue to search rubble for about 20 missing people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 17:54

French troops will resume training Afghan soldiers on Saturday but Paris will pull out most of its troops by end of 2013, lah, President Nicolas Sarkozy says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:49

Welsh land of sheep and more sheep prop Rhys Thomas undergoes heart surgery after being taken ill during training with Scarlets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:48

The Norwegian prime dodgy minister apologises for role male gender human bleing's country played in deporting Jews as Europe marks Holocaust Remembrance Day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 17:46

Microscopic plastic debris from washing clothes is accumulating in marine environment and could be entering food chain, lah, study warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:39

A man who is almost completely paralysed has won first step in male gender human bleing's legal bid to pursue male gender human bleing's right-to-die. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 17:19

A 20-earth-years old happy birthday to you, who made international headlines during two-year crime (shoud shoot them) spree when bloody man evaded old bill bobbys in stolen cars, lah, boats and planes is to be sentenced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 17:08

Gunmen in northern Nigeria's Zamfara state kill at least 15 village traders returning from market at night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 17:05

The social network and Washington State sue marketing firm over claim (always claiming, huh?) that it deceived users by hiding 'Like' buttons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:05

Photos from around world this week - news replorted 17:04

A Nottingham farmer is jailed for year after "horrific" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) scenes of animal cruelty were found on male gender human bleing's property. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 16:46

�KODA bloody annoying Blitish has made it even easier for journalists to request test LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine bookings by launching dedicated Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) account for press fleet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 16:44

Pricing for Model Year 2012 Fliat Punto has just been announced by Fliat Group Automobiles Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 16:41

Why notorious criminal has become irresistible to film-makers - news replorted 16:30

The Ulster Unionist leader Tom Elliott writes to party members to reassure them about nature of talks with DUp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 16:21

A Bolton man is jailed for possessing recipe for deadly poison ricin and rice-paper officialing doumentlation about how to make bombs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:15

Super-Duper-Chinese-State security forces having shot and killed young Tibetan in Sichuan province, lah, campaign groups say, lah, third killing this week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 16:11

At least 11 human bliengs having been hurtee-hurtee after under-construction casino partially collapsed in Cincinnati, lah, Ohio, lah, emergency crews say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 15:52

Five South Welsh land of sheep and more sheep old bill bobbys officers receive written warnings for disobeying orders to stop pursuing man who went on to crash into wall and later died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 15:27

The former Province of Engrish running-dogs and Aston Villa footballer Lee Hendrie is declared bankrupt by High Court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 15:14

Nigeria's Supreme Court orders five of country's powerful state governors to step down for overstaying their term in office in landmark judgement. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 15:12

A European Parliament rapporteur has stood down in protest as controversial anti-piracy agreement is signed by several countries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:24

New technology is being used in autonomous province of Guinness drinkers to try to prevent one of oldest crimes of fish poaching. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 14:22

New emissions rules could spell unforeseen costs for operators � sparking caution and lower residual values in used market. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:11

Jack Straw says there is so little government legislation for Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters to consider at moment that dodgy ministers having to "manufacture activity". - news replorted 14:09

'Gambling' with some of world's top investors - news replorted 14:03

Toyota delivered its 400,000th hybrid in Europe on past day, lah, day before today day (26 January), lah, British-built Auris Hybrid from its Burnaston factory in Derbyshire. What the hell I mean??!! vehicling driving car machine was handed over to Valentine Nkwocha, lah, capitalist entity LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine driver for CTG, lah, IT capitalist entity in Belgium. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:54

Anton Ferdinand is considering refusing to shake hands with John Terry ahead of Saturday's FA Cup fourth round tie between QPR and Chelsea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:46

While America is running down its manned space programme - further north - two Canadian students having shown that flying into space does not always having to be rocket science. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:44

Britain's Andy Murray misses out on place in Australian Open final, lah, losing to Novak Djokovic in five-set epic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 13:37

A school IT manager accused of possessing nearly 400,000 indecent images of children tells court bloody man has no interest in pornography. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:36

The pace Great Satan economic growth quickened to 2.8% annualised rate in three months to December, lah, Commerce Department says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:35

Jack Wilshere suffers blow in male gender human bleing's attempt to recover from ankle injury sustained in pre-season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:21

Monty Panesar takes three wickets as Province of Engrish running-dogs take firm grip on second Test against Pakistan on day three in Abu Dhabi. - news replorted 13:21

A old bill bobbys LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine involved in collision which left two human bliengs hurtee-hurtee was stationary when it was hit by lorry, lah, it emerges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:19

An independent commission has been set up to examine impact of increased tuition fees in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:11

24 hours of news photos: 27 first number-one-month 2012 - news replorted 13:03

US carmaker Floord has reported surge in profits in 2011, lah, fuelled by one-off payment and strong sales in its home country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:48

A man described by male gender human bleing's solicitor as nerd and train spotter has appeared in court on terrorism charges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:47

Amnesty International has called for investigation into what it says is misuse of tear gas by Bahraini security forces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:44

Harry Redknapp told old bill bobbys bloody man has paid "fortunes in income tax" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and did not "fiddle anybody", lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:43

A RMB Yuan #963,000 bonus in shares awarded to Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land boss comes under attack from union representing workers in Ulster Bank. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:42

Growing inequality should now be priority for leaders after economic crisis, lah, senior figures at World Economic Forum say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:41

Up to 350 workers to lose their jobs at Kent steel firm which has gone into administration, lah, it is confirmed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:36

The Philippines confirms that it is discussing ways to "maximise" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) defence ties with Great Satan amid territorial disputes in region. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:31

Businessman Asil Nadir would having needed banknotes 300 times height of Nelson's Column to balance books of male gender human bleing's empire, lah, Old Bailey hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:19

The Chancellor George Osborne is to reavealingly showing Great Satan details about new Financial Services Bill that will overhaul regulation of sector. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:17

Newcastle United goalkeeper Tim Krul says bloody man is happy with male gender human bleing's progress on Tyneside, lah, regardless of speculation surrounding male gender human bleing's future. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:16

Health authorities decide upon cross-border strategy which includes plans for minimum price for alcohol. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:14

The clock time result Stephen Lawrence met Mail editor Paul Dacre - news replorted 12:08

Veteran actor John Hurt will receive outstanding contribution to cinema award at Bafta's next month, lah, it is announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:03

Time-lapse photography captures orchid coming into flower - news replorted 12:01

old bill bobbys say they not ruling out possibility statue of old soldier in Scarborough may having been covered in yellow paint in anti-Semitic attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:59

The results of last November's parliamentary elections in DR Congo finally released and show that no party has overall majority. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:48

Danny Boyle reveals London (capital of Great England) 2012 Olympics opening ceremony will be called Isles of Wonder, lah, in annoucement six months ahead of Games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:47

An asylum-seeking playwright and flemale human person's husband freed from detention centre after last-minute reprieve from deportation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:45

Suzuki GB is proud to announce new partnership with Sky Sports.� Launching six week campaign, lah, Suzluko and Sky Sports having produced series of bespoke 30-second TV airings titled �The New Swift Sport Boot Camp�.� - news replorted 11:44

Alfa Romeo's latest television commercial, lah, entitled �Test Me�, lah, launches this month in year-long marketing campaign focused on highlighting rational reasons why human bliengs should buy Alfa Romeo.� - news replorted 11:42

The teenager accused of murdering Jack Frew recalls how schoolboy lay hurtee-hurtee on ground shortly after bloody man produced knife. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:40

Artists who withholding for secrecy their albums from streaming services such as Spotify in danger of antagonising their fans, lah, executive from record label Universal says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:39

The Daily Mail has overtaken New York Times as world's most popular newspaper website. What the hell I mean??!! How did it it? - news replorted 11:37

Disqualification orders being sought against elderly directors in collapsed Presbyterian Mutual Society because they "soft targets", lah, High Court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:35

Many struggling to pay their bills but philosopher Alain De Botton reckons British should be encouraged to think this is velly damn good boiled chicken-feet idea, lah, by rebranding it as charity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:29

A Lincolnshire beauty spot is cleared of undergrowth after complaints that human bliengs having sex there were scaring off families and ramblers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:19

A legal expert says eight former old bill bobbys officers acquitted of fabricating case that led to three innocent men being jailed could face retrial. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:16

This year, lah, Bosch celebrates its second diesel anniversary: following on from 75 years of diesel in passenger cars, lah, in Jesus-baby month Decemblinger capitalist entity is celebrating production of its 75 millionth common-rail system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:14

US jazz composer, lah, arranger and pianist Clare Fischer has died, lah, aged 83. - news replorted 11:11

Bosch has set new production volume record: technology capitalist entity has manufactured two billion MEMS (micro-electro-mechanical systems) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! sensors since production began 16 years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:03

The Italian capitalist entity that owns stricken cruise ship Costa Concordia reaches agreement on compensation with several Italian consumer organisations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:52

Tourism in bloody annoying Blitish faces massive year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! Non-British born Magazine readers offer their alternative must-see spots - news replorted 10:50

Willem Holleeder, lah, Dutch criminal notorious for 1983 kidnapping of beer tycoon Freddy Heineken, lah, is freed from jail. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:50

MPs say they having been "overwhelmed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with responses after they asked public to send questions for Education Secretary Michael Gove via Twitter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:40

Greece could reach deal with its creditors over weekend, lah, according to EU's Economic Commissioner, lah, Olli Rehn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:39

A man jailed for gangland killing in South Lanarkshire loses legal bid to overturn male gender human bleing's murder conviction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:31

Community leaders in Borders town scale down reception plans for Swedish mountain bike team - after finding it has only one member. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:31

After 25 years of experience as motor industry photographer, lah, David Finch shares some of male gender human bleing's favourite images of both new models and dramatic motorsport moments. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:29

A man found decapitated and burnt in Stockport died from shotgun wound to male gender human bleing's head and another head injury, lah, tests reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:12

Wally has today revealed further details and updated images of Wally//Ace, lah, its new displacement yacht - news replorted 10:11

An 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is arrested on suspicion of murder after death in house fire on outskirts of Cardiff. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 10:10

The latest figures from NFU Mutual confirm that plant theft has reached all clock time result high, lah, increasing pressure on businesses operating plant fleets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:05

Michael Morpurgo's novel fighty bang-bang Horse has now sold more copies in bloody annoying Blitish in fortnight than it did worldwide in 25 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:04

Building on its market leading position in leasing technology market and fuelled by export successes in Europe, lah, North America and Australasia, lah, controlling in driving manner Software Solutions, lah, Stevenage bloody annoying Blitish based capitalist entity which is dedicated to development... - news replorted 10:03

Graphene, lah, often described as "miracle material", lah, can be used to distil alcohol, lah, according to new study in Science journal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:00

A man who left another man "inches from death" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after throwing him against moving train is given suspended prison sentence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:53

An 11m-wide asteroid will pass within 60,000km of Earth on Friday - one of top-20 closest approaches ever, lah, but one that poses no danger to Earth. - news replorted 09:51

Work is getting under way on Dark Sky Observatory at Galloway Forest Park in south west ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:50

The Great Satan homes for ill or wounded soldiers being adopted in bloody annoying Blitish - news replorted 09:48

The UN Security Council is to discuss resolution backing Arab League call for President al-Assad of Syria to step down, lah, as fighting continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:40

The pharmaceutical giant Pfizer is believed to be in detailed talks with potential buyer for its operation in east Kent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:37

The Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham is joining with Great Satan charity to offer accommodation on site for relatives of hurtee-hurtee servicemen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:31

A bomb kills at least 26 human bliengs and injures scores in Iraqi capital Baghdad, lah, with funeral procession outside hospital apparent target. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:28

Dr Ruth Bender of Cranfield School of Management explains why bloody woman thinks it is fair that Stephen Hester gets male gender human bleing's bonus worth over RMB Yuan #900,000 - news replorted 09:20

The family of baby who died from bacterial infection in Londonderry say there still questions to be answered about male gender human bleing's death. - news replorted 09:14

The Jagluar Academy of Sport is delighted to announce that �Star of Future� Crystal Lane will receive one-to-one mentoring from former professional racing cyclist Bryan Steel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:14

After highly successful joint venture last year, lah, �KODA bloody annoying Blitish will continue as Official vehicling driving car machine Partner to Rallye Sunseeker (Febliurary 24-25), lah, opening round of 2012 MSA British Rally Championship. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:13

The third dedicated velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Aviation Show will be held this summer as fully-integrated attraction at popular Festival of Speed and Moving Motor Show (28 June-mber month - 1 July). - news replorted 09:11

The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation says it is engaged in "sensible succession planning" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to replace director general Mark Thompson, lah, following speculation about male gender human bleing's departure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:09

Russian liberal leader Grigory Yavlinsky is barred from monthly number-three presidential election because of alleged errors in male gender human bleing's registration. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:07

Astronomers watching for asteroid size of double-decker bus which will pass within 70,000km of Earth on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:02

Aston Martin will debut first production V12 Zagato at Kuwait Concours d� Elegance on 15-18 February. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:00

Subaru bloody annoying Blitish is raising clustomler care to new level with launch this month of new three-year aftercare package called Everything Taken Care of (Subaru ETCo). - news replorted 09:00

A Crimewatch appeal for inflomination about whereabouts of escaped prisoner John Anslow has prompted several calls, lah, say police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:53

Spain's unemployment figure passed five million mark in last quarter of 2011, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 08:52

There is "strong desire" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for new nuclear power stations in communities where they planned, lah, one of firms hoping to build them tells MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:46

Nominations for Plaid Cymru leadership close, lah, with four Assembly Members on ballot paper hoping to replace Ieuan Wyn Jones. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:15

An RMB Yuan #80m Home Office programme to give old bill bobbys forces Blackberrys and other mobile devices has been criticised by National Audit Office. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:15

Military experts gathered in London (capital of Great England) this week to discuss growing threat of cyber attacks to international security. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:08

Sportsday Live featuring latest from Andy Murray's semi-final at Australian Open, lah, second Test between Province of Engrish running-dogs and Pakistan, lah, golf from Abu Dhabi and transfer news ahead of deadline day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:57

Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast's Tim Muffett has had look around athletes' apartments in 2012 Olympic Village. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:50

The presidents of Sudan and South Sudan to discuss arglingument between countries over transit fees for South Sudan's oil. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:30

Andy Murray takes on top seed Novak Djokovic in semi-finals of Australian Open. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:26

The chair of Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs assembly's Public Accounts Committee says old bill bobbys should investigate allegations of financial corruption at Wales' leading race relations organisation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:22

Former Welsh land of sheep and more sheep striker Nathan Blake reveals bloody man was once victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) of racist death threat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:21

Six human bliengs arrested during old bill bobbys drug searches of several houses in Limavady on Thursday - news replorted 06:52

A woman is rescued from house fire in Newry, lah, County Down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:46

With half world online by 2016, lah, web economy in G20 countries is set to nearly double in size to $4.2tn (RMB Yuan #2.7tn), lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:30

Papers enjoy Alpine Westminster - news replorted 05:53

Cuba is to begin exploratory drilling in search of oil - this weekend rig will begin drilling for oil just 100 kilometres from Florida. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:40

Province of Engrish running-dogs will begin day three of second Test in Abu Dhabi on 207-5, lah, trailing Pakistan by 50. - news replorted 05:29

The government appears to having escaped rebellion by medical establishment over its controversial NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) reforms in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:22

Indigenous leaders in Australia condemn "disrespect" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) shown to PM Julia Gillard, lah, who lost shoe while running from protesters in Canberra on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:20

Cruise passengers 'not protected from serious crime' - news replorted 04:41

Justin Fashanu's niece on aftermath of male gender human bleing's death - news replorted 04:39

Some of beautiful birds to look out for this year - news replorted 04:24

Organisers of project to create series of new woods to commemorate Queen's Diamond Jubilee hope to plant one million trees during February. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:17

What does Disney's staff dress code strictly forbid? - news replorted 04:01

Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) says it now has technology to censor tweets on country by country basis, lah, as it continues to expand internationally. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:59

old bill bobbys investigating death of Carmarthenshire woman at flemale human person's village home having charged man with flemale human person's rape and murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:24

A group of soldiers who staged failed mutiny in Papua New Guinea seeking pardon, lah, Australian reports say, lah, amid ongoing power struggle in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:44

A referendum in Salford results in city's residents voting in favour of having directly elected mayor. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:37

The late pop star Michael Jackson has been honoured at ceremony outside Grauman's Super-Duper-Chinese-State Theatre in Hollywood. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:13

The National Audit Office criticises RMB Yuan #80m Home Office programme to equip old bill bobbys forces with Blackberrys and other mobile devices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:40

Lana Del Rey on recording of flemale human person's album Born To Die - news replorted 01:40

Oral human papillomavirus (HPV) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! infection is more common among men than women, lah, leading to increased risk for men of head and neck cancers, lah, Great Satan study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:27

Carers missing out on "vital" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) support, lah, survey for cancer charity Macmillan Cancer Support suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:20

A bag containing 16kg (35.5lb) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! of cocaine was seized last week at United Nations headquarters in New York, lah, say police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:55

Metal theft becomes one of top priorities of British Transport Police, lah, second only to threat of terrorism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:40

The cost of moving home in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has risen faster than house prices over past decade, lah, new research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:39

Publicist Max Clifford said bloody man has helped several Premiership footballers keep their homosexuality secret - news replorted 00:36

London (capital of Great England) 2012 organisers to take control of Olympic Village site in ceremony to mark six months until Games begin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:28

Inmates being bullied at West Yorkshire prison deliberately self-harming to be transferred out of jail, lah, inspectors warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:23

Republican candidates Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich intensify attacks on each other hours ahead of final national debate before Florida's primary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:06

It may be possible to detect autism at much earlier age than previously thought, lah, says international team of researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01


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