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Vauxhall Zafira Lease delivered to Paul Miller in Lincoln

Posted on | September 29, 2009 | Comments Off

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Many customer letters contain really funny stuff. It’s unusual to receive a very dry one. However, I publish them all. Here is a letter from Paul Miller. It was sent to me quite a while ago!

Paul says…
CarService and communication excellent. Straight forward ordering and delivery, but the Zafira came with no spare tyre! One week later I got a puncture. I would definitely use Ling again. Excellent delivery.

Paul Miller
BM Light Haulage
16 Beechcroft Close
South Hykeham
Lincoln
LN6 9NB

Vauxhall Zafira VXREditor Note: Oooooops, gosh, that’s not funny. Bloody Vauxhall save money and weight by including a can of gunk to spray into the tyre, not a spare wheel. This also saves CO2 emissions. However, not always so good when you have a puncture, eh? Anyway, I’m so glad you are happy, Paul. See you in 2 years! – Ling

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