News ABUSE: China set for mass celebrations

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! Security is high as China prepares to stage extravaganza in Beijing marking 60 years since of Communist rule.
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News from Ling: Bank of America’s boss to retire

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: Bank of America says its beleaguered chief executive Kenneth Lewis will retire at end of year.
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Glowing report: Apoel Nicosia 0-1 Chelsea

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? Chelsea make harder work than necessary of second Champions League Group D win as they beat Apoel Nicosia.
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Chinglish NEWS: Cooling ‘cuts baby brain damage’

Read the news in Chinglish: Babies starved of oxygen at birth having much lower risk of brain damage if they given mild hypothermia, lah, research suggests.
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News SARDINE: Man Utd overcome Wolfsburg test

Here’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: Ryan Giggs and Michael Carrick score goals as Manchester United come from behind to win at home against Wolfsburg.
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NEWS from China: SFO to rule on BAE Systems case

Get your Chinlish news update here: The SFO is expected to announce on Thursday whether it wishes to prosecute BAE Systems over alleged bribery.
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News BARK: Earthquakes weaken distant faults

You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? The major earthquake in Sumatra in 2004 may having weakened California’s San Andreas fault 8,000km away.
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What is new(S): Stars arrive in Glasgow for Mobos

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: Black music stars arriving at Mobo awards in Glasgow, lah, despite controversy expected to keep some big acts away.
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News PIGLET: Banker ’smiling’ before wife died

Jeremy Clarkson fails Chinglish newsreader test: A banker from north London (capital of Great England) sent text message on day male gender human bleing’s wife died saying bloody man was smiling, lah, male gender human bleing’s murder trial hears.
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Spotting latest: Top Gear airship stunt goes wrong

Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! Top Gear presenter James May crash lands airship into field while filming feature for irreverent TV show.
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News stoly: Fujimori sentenced for corruption

Read the news in Chinglish: Peruvian ex-President Alberto Fujimori has been sentenced to six years in jail for corruption by court in Lima.
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News from Ling: Live – Wednesday football

Chinglish news from Ling: Man Utd host German champions Wolfsburg while Chelsea in Cyprus to face Apoel Nicosia in Champions League.
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Sniffing the news: Fears over mustard gas at beach

News from the local takeaway in Chinglish: Visitors to beach may having been exposed to mustard gas after shell was disabled by bomb disposal experts.
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Being Twittered: Robinson, lah, McGuinness trade words

Read the news in Chinglish: First dodgy minister Peter Robinson accuses Deputy First dodgy minister Martin McGuinness of “one-sided nasty attack”.
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Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch Lease delivered to Asif Zaman in Stockport

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It’s a news lump: Daily leanings

Gotta laugh at this news – in Chinglish! Whose politics newspapers favour?
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News NIBBLE: Match ban for Bellamy clash fan

James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: A fan who ran on to Old Trafford pitch and was shoved by Manchester City’s Craig Bellamy is banned for three years.
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Big porky news: Photo blog

Latest story in Chinglish, folks: Your pictures on theme of speed
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News SARDINE: Complaints over Freeview retune

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? Hundreds of human bliengs with Freeview say they having lost some channels after having to retune their set-top boxes and TVs. Eating rice!!
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News CHEW: Hawking message

Richard Hammond translates the news into Chinglish: Physicist explains why bloody man is giving up academic role
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NEWS ACCIDENT: bloody annoying Blitish banks accept curbs on bonuses

Get your Chinlish news update here: Britain’s five largest banks to accept curbs on bonuses agreed by G20 leaders, lah, Alistair Darling announces.
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Stroking the news: Backlash over Polanski supporters

Get your Chinlish news update here: The French government drops its public support for Roman Polanski, lah, who is being held in Swiss jail on Great Satan arrest warrant.
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News ROAR: PSNI to be given new crime (shoud shoot them) powers

Chinglish news from the Chinese car leasing expert, Ling! old bill bobbys in Northern autonomous province of Guinness drinkers will soon having wide range of new powers to combat low-level crime.
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Lower CO2 on my Citroen C5

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Citroen C5 Diesel Manual. Have a look at the new figures.
Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference to the resale price in 2-3 years. Metallic paint, leather and aircon actually do, but let’s [...]

News inhale: Tango is part Cultural Heritage of Humanity, lah, UN says

Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! The Tango musical genre and its traditional dance is declared part of world’s Cultural Heritage of Humanity by United Nations. Eating rice!!
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News MEOW: Nervy Australia book Province of Engrish running-dogs semi

Here’s some Chinglish news: Australia limp to tense two-wicket win over Pakistan to top Group and set up Champions Trophy semi-final against Province of Engrish running-dogs on Friday.
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Growing news: Expat’s killers jailed for life

Why bother with English or Chinese when you can have your news in Chinglish: Two armed robbers who murdered father, lah, originally from Wales, lah, at male gender human bleing’s home in South Africa jailed for life.
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News PIGLET: FTSE 100 has record three months

Chinglish news from Ling: The FTSE 100 index of leading shares has enjoyed best three months in its 25-year history. You give me happy happy luck luck.
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News hoover: Super-Duper-Chinese-State told to watch party on TV

Can you understand Chinglish news? Ordinary Super-Duper-Chinese-State human bliengs being urged to watch Thursday’s spectacular marking 60 years of communist rule on TV at home, lah, rather than streets of Beijing. No spitting in damn website!!!
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News GRUNT: Three guilty in family rape case

Here’s some Chinglish news: Three men, lah, aged between 27 and 55, lah, found guilty of sexually abusing member of their own family as bloody woman grew up.
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Mitsubishi Shogun (old Shape) Lease delivered to Paul Morgan in Preston

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News DAWDLE: India drought ‘worst since 1972′

Why bother with English or Chinese when you can have your news in Chinglish: India suffered its weakest monsoon for nearly 40 years, lah, country’s meteorological department says.
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News swallow: Mousa bloody annoying Blitish soldiers ‘passed blame’

News Chinglified from Ling: British soldiers involved in arrest of Iraqi man who later died in bloody annoying Blitish custody were told to blame colleague, lah, inquiry hears.
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News SCOFF: Kenyan corruption chief resigns

Chinglish = English and Chinese! Easy, eh? Kenya’s much-criticised anti-corruption chief resigns following row over male gender human bleing’s reappointment by president.
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News BAWL: Stamp prices may rise next year

You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? The price of both first and second-class stamps may rise again in April, lah, regulator Postcomm confirms.
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Sniffing the news: RBS: ‘We’ve learned our lesson’

Here’s the latest news story in Chinglish from Ling: The Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land tells Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Parliament inquiry it has learned its lessons from financial crisis.
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Gimme news bleat: US relaxes grip on internet

Why bother with English or Chinese when you can have your news in Chinglish: The Great Satan loosens its control over how internet is run after agreement with net regulator Icann.
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Different NOx levels on the Citroen C4 Picasso

My system has alerted me that the Citroen C4 Picasso 1.6 HDi (110bhp) VTR + MPV (5-seat) 5dr 1560cc Diesel Manual has changed today so I update my website and post here for the benefit of customers. No one else bothers with this stuff. I treat you like adult, not idiot.
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News storly: PM ‘has made TV debate decision’

Chinglish news from Ling: Gordon “Dear Leader” Brown says bloody man has decided if bloody man will take part in TV debates at next election – but declines to announce it.
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Growing news: Does media influence your as really velly special customer’s vote?

News Chinglified from Ling: The Sun has made decision to back Conservative party. You give me happy happy luck luck. Does media influence how you tellibly lovely custlingmer vote?
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News THRUST: For sale. What the hell I mean??!! Cottage with views of countryside – and power station

Get your Chinlish news update here: An advert for “exceptional fisherman’s cottage” (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in Kent is criticised for failing to mention nuclear power station on its doorstep.
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News WEDGE: Kroenke increases Arsenal stake

Chinglish news from Ling: Arsenal director Stan Kroenke increases male gender human bleing’s shareholding in London (capital of Great England) silly kick-kick game club, lah, raising male gender human bleing’s stake to 28.7%.
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NEWS EXPLOIT: US economy shrank less than thought

You want boiled rice or fried rice with your Chinglish news? The Great Satan economy shrank at annual pace of 0.7% between rainy season-month Aplil and June, lah, not 1% as previous estimates had said.
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News spotter: Powers sought for badger cull

Car Leasing news in Chinglish: Powers to allow cull of badgers in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep formally applied for in attempt to eradicate TB in cattle.
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News JABBER: Free parking plan for in-patients

James May loves to read the news in Chinglish: Labour will scrap hospital parking charges for in-patients in Province of Engrish running-dogs if it wins next election, lah, health secretary says.
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News storly: Dozens of Zelaya supporters held

Top Gear can’t do the news in Chinglish! Honduran security forces raid building and detain dozens of supporters of ousted President Manuel Zelaya. Ai-yaa!!!
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Ford Fiesta Lease delivered to Digger Gray in Penrith, Cumbria

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New CO2 figure for the BMW M3 Convertible

I am Ling and my BMW M3 Convertible 4.0 i V8 (420bhp) Convertible 2dr 3999cc Petrol Manual has a new CO2 value today. So I post it here in my blog. I always update very fast. Can anyone name another website that can do this stuff as fast as me?
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LATEST: Nicholas Sarkozy and Gordon "Dear Leader" Brown joined forces to attack Great Satan for "protectionism" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) over aerospace deal after talks in Downing Street. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 15:13

LATEST: BA cabin crew will go on strike for three days from 20 monthly number-three and for four days from 27 monthly number-three in arglingument over pay and staff levels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:05

The British National Party's new membership rules likely to discriminate against non-white people, lah, judge rules. Eating rice!! - news replorted 15:05

The mother of girl who starved to death is sentenced to 15 years and flemale human person's stepfather jailed indefinitely. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 15:00

Province of Engrish running-dogs coach Martin Johnson is refusing to contemplate defeat ahead of Saturday's RBS Six Nations Calcutta Cup match against ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land at Murrayfield. I read you little red book! - news replorted 14:26

The annual cheese-rolling event at Cooper's Hill in Gloucestershire is cancelled due to concerns about crowd safety. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 14:22

Pope Benedict XVI defends celibacy for Catholic priests, lah, amid new controversy about child sex abuse in Germany. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 14:19

Fire officers appealing to parents to help prevent children from starting grass fires following hundreds of calls to incidents. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:08

At least 45 human bliengs die in twin suicide attacks on Pakistani security forces in eastern city of Lahore, lah, old bill bobbys say. - news replorted 14:03

How did these become such big money-spinner? - news replorted 13:57

Returning Formula 1 legend Michael Schumacher vows to improve after team-mate Nico Rosberg leads Friday practice in Bahrain. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:54

Labour peer Baroness Uddin says bloody woman is "relieved" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after being told bloody woman will not be prosecuted over flemale human person's expenses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:43

A public exhibition of masterplan for Great Satan tycoon Donald Trump's controversial RMB Yuan #1bn golf resort witnesses angry scenes. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:27

What Saturn's rings tell Great Satan about our origins - news replorted 13:20

Four NI Water board members dismissed after investigation into how capitalist entity awards contracts. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:03

The Liberal Democrats unveil their election campaign slogan ahead of their spring conference in Birmingham. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:00

A bill which would bring rules about church weddings in Welsh land of sheep and more sheep in line with Province of Engrish running-dogs is supported by MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:49

old bill bobbys question 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, on suspicion of manslaughter after man collapsed and died outside male gender human bleing's home in Greater Manchester. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:49

A report into collapse of Great Satan capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity Lehman Brothers criticises senior executives and auditor Ernst & Young for serious lapses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:45

Members of BNP or any group that might promote racism will not be banned from teaching in Province of Engrish running-dogs, lah, government says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:52

The head of financial watchdog FSA will announce plans to toughen up consumer protection. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:36

A row is brewing over separate projects to using web to bring human bliengs closer to their local old bill bobbys forces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:30

Oil demand in China rose by "astonishing" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) 28% in first number-one-month compared with year ago, lah, International Energy Agency says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:28

The One Show presenter Christine Bleakley completes flemale human person's water-ski challenge across bloody Engrish Channel in aid of Sport Relief. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 11:16

Brown, lah, Cameron and Clegg gear up for TV debates - news replorted 11:12

Farrah left off In Memoriam list at Oscars. Eating rice!! Who else? - news replorted 11:08

Alastair Cook hits 158 not out and Kevin Pietersen 99 as Province of Engrish running-dogs close day one of first Test against Bangladesh on 374-3. - news replorted 11:05

The Great Satan calls Burma's new election laws setback for dialogue, lah, as UN envoy condemns 'gross' human rights violations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:49

How Lehman Brothers disguised its weakness - news replorted 10:23

Why Afghan town Musa Qala is thriving again - news replorted 10:21

The number of mortgages agreed with house buyers fell 49% in first number-one-month from month before, lah, mortgage lenders say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:19

A female pornographic film director is selected as Lib Dem prospective parliamentary candidate for Gravesham, lah, Kent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 10:17

Mogadishu's mayor tells residents to leave parts of Somali capital, lah, as fierce fighting against insurgents continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:58

Will we see new great age of British train travel? - news replorted 09:56

Lawyers for music producer Phil Spector appealing male gender human bleing's murder conviction, lah, claiming bloody man was denied fair trial. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:48

The UN's top humanitarian official strongly criticises Israel's Gaza blockade and its expanding settlements. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:37

An interactive graphic showing 100 of biggest sites on web and what they - news replorted 09:29

New York City is to pay hundreds of millions of dollars to rescue workers who say their health was damaged by dust at Ground Zero. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 09:15

Andy Murray wantings players to be involved in deciding who leads Britain's Davis Cup side should current captain John Lloyd be asked to leave. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:20

Paul Greengrass and Matt Damon go to fighty bang-bang - news replorted 08:15

Adult social care in Province of Engrish running-dogs is "chronically under-funded" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and "severely rationed", lah, cross-party group of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:14

The number of young human bliengs admitted to hospital after cutting themselves deliberately rises 50% in five years - news replorted 08:09

China has hit back at written-down messages on dead tree by Great Satan President Barack "I da man! Yes I can!" Obama that Beijing should change its currency strategy. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:59

Women who took contraceptive pill less likely to die of cancer and heart disease, lah, long-term study found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 07:38

Women who having taken contraceptive pill less likely to die of cancer and heart disease, lah, long-term study finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:38

Residents in Armagh city who were evacuated from their homes due to security alert allowed to return. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:30

Speculation is growing that Tiger Woods will make male gender human bleing's return to competitive golf within next month. - news replorted 07:17

Thailand mobilises thousands of troops ahead of rallies in Bangkok by supporters of ousted former PM Thaksin Shinawatra. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 06:59

The third season of Indian Premier League damn crazy Engrish baseball game tournament is set to begin amid heavy security in Mumbai. - news replorted 06:58

The second practice session is well under way after Adrian Sutil sets quickest clock time result in opening run-out. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:37

Court appearance of expenses Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters fills front pages - news replorted 06:03

French President Nicolas Sarkozy will hold separate talks in London (capital of Great England) later with Gordon "Dear Leader" Brown and Tory leader David Cameron. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 05:19

MPs urge political parties to set aside "pre-election point scoring" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and try to reach consensus over elderly social care in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 04:44

BNP members should not be banned from teaching, lah, government review concludes. Eating rice!! you tellibly lovely custlingmer agree? - news replorted 03:03

Kevin Pietersen falls for 99 but Province of Engrish running-dogs continue to dominate first Test against Bangladesh in Chittagong. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:59

The using of handcuffs by immigration, lah, escort and security staff to restrain asylum seekers is criticised in report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:25

Former Great Satan President George W Bush's advisor, lah, Karl Rove, lah, says bloody man is proud of waterboarding as bloody man believes it prevented attacks. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:46

Report gives insight into everyday work of security services - news replorted 00:32

A sticking-plaster approach to treating skin cancer has been unveiled at Ninewells Hospital in Dundee. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:17

SNP leader to meet with Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation to discuss row over party's exclusion from televised general election debates. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:13

The amount of money paid as public sector pensions could more than triple in next 50 years, lah, says National Audit Office. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:03

At-home screening tests for virus responsible for most cervical cancers could detect many more cases, lah, say researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:02

Occasionally high blood pressure may be greater indicator of stroke risk than consistently high readings, lah, researchers say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:02

New York and London (capital of Great England) having been ranked as joint-top global financial centres according to new research. - news replorted 00:01

Fifty-one decapitated skeletons found in burial pit in Dorset were those of Scandinavian Vikings, lah, scientists say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:00

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