Audi A3 Lease delivered to Paula Mitchell in Wirral

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Getting letters in the post is really nice. It makes a lovely change from getting email. This one was sent by Paula Mitchell from Wirral. Amazingly, the postman didn’t steal it!
Paula says…“I found my experience with Ling pain-free and very easy. It was so simple to complete all the [...]

Publishing new polluting info for the Mercedes CLC

Don’t spend so much on fuel! If you get a new Mercedes CLC Petrol 1.6 i BlueEFFICIENCY 16v (127bhp) 160 Sport Coupe 3dr 1597cc Automatic, then you will spend less because the CO2 value has changed. That means more MPG.
As a bonus to add to your lower motoring costs, you will get every subsequent [...]

Lease delivered to Jackie Cassidy in Gateshead

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Does your cat eat letters when they come through your letter box? Mine does. Here’s a letter it missed, from Jackie Cassidy in Gateshead. Bloody cat!
Jackie says…I love your website, it’s completely mad but absolutely brilliant – I’ll definitely be recommending it to others.
Jackie CassidyEvenwoodSt Mary’s TerraceHeworthGatesheadNE10
Editor Note: Thanks [...]

Comparative label for the Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch Petrol Manual. Have a look at the new figures.
At the manufacturer’s service intervals, the car will need a service, which you are responsible for. Of course, as it’s a brand-new car, tyres/brakes [...]

Volkswagen Passat Lease delivered to Brian Tilley in Kettering

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My letters webpage must be just about the longest on the internet! Currently, there are 1377 letters on my website. Letters are great, as they are like a window on my customers’ happiness. My good customer Brian Tilley wrote this one:
Brian says…With phone calls answered by Ling herself, emails [...]

Carbon Dioxide and the BMW 5-Series Saloon

Everyone moans that things go up and up and up. Well, the CO2 on the BMW 5-Series Saloon 2.0 d (177bhp) 520d SE Saloon 4dr 1995cc Diesel Manual has just come down! What a result! This post is to let you know.
Have you ever rented a self-drive car for a day or a week? [...]

Peugeot 207 Cc Lease delivered to Steve Crowley in Ashford

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New cars are like new toys to most of my customers. They get really excited. Just like Steve Crowley. I delivered this Peugeot 207 Cc to Ashford then I got this very nice letter back…
Steve says…We would like to thank you all very much for all your help and [...]

Pollution levels on the Dodge Journey have changed

CO2 CO2, CO2. It always seems to go up. The Dodge Journey 2.0 CRD (138bhp) SXT MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1968cc Diesel Manual seems to have reversed this trend. If you choose one of these, you will be pleased. Lower CO2 means lower fuel consumption.
This is very difficult for some people to control because [...]

Vauxhall Zafira Lease delivered to Leighton Morris in Nantwich

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Customers often send me letters, I have 1377 in total! It keeps the postman busy. These letters are all hard copies, and none are invented. This one is from Leighton Morris
Leighton says…Delivery and financial set up all went very smoothly – impressed with the speed and efficiency. All questions [...]

Fuel economy and CO2 change on my Citroen Berlingo Multispace

I am Ling and my Citroen Berlingo Multispace 1.6 HDi (90bhp) VTR MPV (5-seat) 5dr 1560cc Diesel Manual has a new CO2 value today. So I post it here in my blog. I always update very fast. Can anyone name another website that can do this stuff as fast as me?
Have you ever [...]

Mazda Rx-8 Lease delivered to John Reynolds in Weston Super Mare

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I have 1377 customer letters! This one was sent by John Reynolds after they had been driving around a few weeks in their new Mazda Rx-8
John says…“Hi Ling, fantastic!!!! I’ve regained my youth. Many thanks for all your efforts. Cheers”
John Reynolds42 Ashcombe GardensWeston Super MareBS23 2XD
Editor Note: John, as [...]

Volkswagen Passat Lease delivered to Ashley Goodchild in Basildon

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Gotta laugh at some of these letters! It’s amazing how much time some customers put into writing them. Often it can take me up to 10 seconds to read them. Just like this letter from Ashley Goodchild that I got a while ago:
Ashley says…Ling,
So few times do people do [...]

BMW 5-Series Touring pollution changed

Fuel is a fortune these days, so when the BMW 5-Series Touring 2.0 d (177bhp) 520d SE Estate 5dr 1995cc Diesel Manual has slightly changed figures, I always blog about it, because my customers say they care.
With my deals, you get a brand new car with zero miles on the clock, delivered to [...]

Nissan Note Lease delivered to Brian Gallagher in Glasgow

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Gotta laugh at some of these letters! It’s amazing how much time some customers put into writing them. Often it can take me up to 10 seconds to read them. Just like this letter from Brian Gallagher that I got a while ago:
Brian says…“Instant response and instant decisions. Classic [...]

Green info has changed on the Citroen C3 Picasso

The Citroen C3 Picasso 1.4 16v (95bhp) VTR Plus MPV 5dr 1397cc Petrol Manual has new environmental information today. I have updated! Pay attention, you are too slow
Have you ever rented a self-drive car for a day or a week? Well, Contract Hire is exactly the same, just for a [...]

Mazda Mx-5 Lease delivered to Anthony Shipley in Nottingham

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I always ask my customers if they have comments about getting their new car. Really, I am looking for criticisms (so I can improve my service). However, customers like Anthony Shipley show that it is hard to generate real criticism. I can only improve if I know if anything [...]

The Skoda Octavia is a Green car yet?

I am simply faster than any other car sales website in changing these Skoda Octavia 1.9 Tdi (105bhp) S Hatchback 5dr 1896cc Diesel Manual details to reflect the latest info. No one can keep up with me. Often the manufacturer websites are out of date!
Have you ever rented a self-drive car for a day [...]

Lexus Is Lease delivered to Karl Richardson in Swadlincote

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Many customer letters contain really funny stuff. It’s unusual to receive a very dry one. However, I publish them all. Here is a letter from Karl Richardson. It was sent to me quite a while ago!
Karl says…The best website for car leasing on the net.
I needed a quote and [...]

Audi TT Coupe pollution changed

My system has alerted me that the Audi TT Coupe 2.0 TDi (172bhp) Quattro 4WD Coupe 2dr 1968cc Diesel Manual has changed today so I update my website and post here for the benefit of customers. No one else bothers with this stuff. I treat you like adult, not idiot.
Many large organisations such [...]

Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch Lease delivered to David Smith in Hastings

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My letters webpage must be just about the longest on the internet! Currently, there are 1377 letters on my website. Letters are great, as they are like a window on my customers’ happiness. My good customer David Smith wrote this one:
David says…Hi Ling. Thanks for my wonderful red car. [...]

Emission figures on the SAAB 9-3 Sport Saloon

Great cars like the SAAB 9-3 Sport Saloon 1.9 TiD 8v (120bhp) Turbo Edition Saloon 4dr 1910cc Diesel Manual jump out to me when I am checking environment data. This one has changed, so I type it here. I get a lot of these changes.
Most Ling cars are on 2 year deals or less, [...]

Vauxhall Vectra Lease delivered to Martin Roberts in London

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Gotta laugh at some of these letters! It’s amazing how much time some customers put into writing them. Often it can take me up to 10 seconds to read them. Just like this letter from Martin Roberts that I got a while ago:
Martin says…Very simplistic user friendly and helpful. [...]

My Jeep Wrangler has been updated

I am Ling and my Jeep Wrangler 2.8 CRD (174bhp) Sport Unlimited 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2777cc Diesel Manual has a new CO2 value today. So I post it here in my blog. I always update very fast. Can anyone name another website that can do this stuff as fast as me?
Sometimes new car [...]

Citroen C-crosser Lease delivered to Anthony Walsh in Amersham

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New cars are like new toys to most of my customers. They get really excited. Just like Anthony Walsh. I delivered this Citroen C-crosser to Amersham then I got this very nice letter back…
Anthony says…Hi Ling – no need for me to babble on about your service, which I [...]

Change on the Citroen Berlingo Multispace

I am the fastest car supplier in the UK to update the Citroen Berlingo Multispace 1.6 HDi (90bhp) VTR MPV (5-seat) 5dr 1560cc Diesel Manual information. No one in the industry can believe how fast I am.
How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales talk? … I don’t know, but [...]

Volkswagen Transporter Lease delivered to Micheal Griffiths in Cannock

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I have 1377 customer letters! This one was sent by Micheal Griffiths after they had been driving around a few weeks in their new Volkswagen Transporter
Micheal says…Ling makes the secular feel spectacular. Delivery – she and the VW dealer did well.
Micheal GriffithsSmegDirect.com3 Chase HousePark PlazaCannockWS12 2DD
Editor Note: Michael, this [...]

New CO2 figure for the Skoda Octavia

My system has alerted me that the Skoda Octavia 1.9 Tdi (105bhp) S Hatchback 5dr 1896cc Diesel Manual has changed today so I update my website and post here for the benefit of customers. No one else bothers with this stuff. I treat you like adult, not idiot.
Oh, I get very mad about this, [...]

Mazda Rx-8 Lease delivered to Paul Brant in Bicester

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Inbetween all my bills and bank statements, I receive customer letters. Here one I pulled out to read from Paul Brant, but I actually got it a while ago. It is about the delivery of their Mazda Rx-8.
Paul says…“Hi Ling, I received my Mazda RX-8 just over a week [...]

Comparative label for the Audi A6 Saloon

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Audi A6 Saloon Diesel Manual. Have a look at the new figures.
Local franchised dealer will sort out any warranty problems for free, but on most contracts (except VW group) any VAT registered garage can service car [...]

Audi A6 Saloon Leasing Cheap £396.91 inc VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Audi A6 Saloon deal to my contract hire and leasing website!

I added New Audi A6 Saloon 2.0 TDIe (140bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint.
It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £396.91 inc VAT per month [...]

Skoda Superb Leasing Cheap £281.74 inc VAT

Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Skoda Superb .

I added New Skoda Superb 2.0 Tdi PD 8v (138bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+23 monthly [...]

Skoda Superb Leasing Cheap £275.99 inc VAT

I have just uploaded a new Skoda Superb cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!

I added New Skoda Superb 2.0 Tdi PD 8v (138bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £275.99 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by [...]

Saab 9-3 Sport Saloon Lease delivered to Rob Edmunds in Witney

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Does your cat eat letters when they come through your letter box? Mine does. Here’s a letter it missed, from Rob Edmunds in Witney. Bloody cat!
Rob says…It was a pleasure to deal with a “real” human being. All of my queries were answered quickly and satisfactorily. I am over [...]

Harley-Davidson VRSC Leasing Cheap £259.95 inc VAT

I have been offered the following lease car deal, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Harley-Davidson VRSC deal to my contract hire website!

I added New Harley-Davidson VRSC 1.25 i V-Twin (125bhp) DX Night Rod Special Motorcycle (2-seat) 1250cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly [...]

Volkswagen Transporter Leasing Cheap £239.77 inc VAT

Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Transporter .

I added New Volkswagen Transporter 1.9 TDi (102bhp) T28 SWB Van 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. [...]

New VCA data on the Toyota Urban Cruiser

Making your car greener is important, so it is nice when you can do it just by looking at the new Toyota Urban Cruiser 1.3 Dual VVT-i (99bhp) 2WD MPV 5dr 1329cc Petrol Manual. The CO2 values have changed, making it more attractive.
Your car belongs to the finance company on whose documents you [...]

Harley-Davidson VRSC Leasing Cheap £259.95 inc VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Harley-Davidson VRSC deal to my contract hire and leasing website!

I added New Harley-Davidson VRSC 1.25 i V-Twin (125bhp) DX Night Rod Special Motorcycle (2-seat) 1250cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £259.95 inc VAT per [...]

Peugeot 308 Leasing Cheap £217.35 inc VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Peugeot 308 deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Peugeot 308 1.6 HDi (90bhp) SR Hatchback 5dr 1560cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £217.35 inc VAT [...]

Nissan Qashqai Plus2 Leasing Cheap £352.00 inc VAT

Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai Plus2 .

I added New Nissan Qashqai Plus2 2.0 dCi 16v (147bhp) N-Tec 2WD Hatchback (7-seat) 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on [...]

Citroen C-crosser Lease delivered to Christian Bennett in Eastbourne

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New cars are like new toys to most of my customers. They get really excited. Just like Christian Bennett. I delivered this Citroen C-crosser to Eastbourne then I got this very nice letter back…
Christian says…Look beyond the Chinese business tactics and you will find a rare breed of company [...]

Different NOx levels on the Toyota Urban Cruiser

Everyone moans that things go up and up and up. Well, the CO2 on the Toyota Urban Cruiser 1.3 Dual VVT-i (99bhp) 2WD MPV 5dr 1329cc Petrol Manual has just come down! What a result! This post is to let you know.
Your car belongs to the finance company on whose documents you agreed [...]

Citroen C4 Lease delivered to Mike Perryman, Managing Director in Newton Abbot

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Does your cat eat letters when they come through your letter box? Mine does. Here’s a letter it missed, from Mike Perryman, Managing Director in Newton Abbot. Bloody cat!
Mike says…“Funky lady, delivers the goods, excellent dealer.”
Mike Perryman, Managing DirectorDenbury DieselsTotnes RdNewton AbbotTQ12 5NE
Editor Note: Is this “shortest letter writing [...]

Carbon Dioxide and the Skoda Superb

The Skoda Superb 1.9 TDi (103bhp) Greenline Hatchback 5dr 1796cc Diesel Manual has new environmental information today. I have updated! Pay attention, you are too slow
Sometimes you must resign yourself to fact that dealer will look after a retail customer first. Your delivery might be slightly delayed because they are fussing [...]

Mitsubishi L200 (old Shape) Lease delivered to Dawn Hudson in Bromsgrove

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Gotta laugh at some of these letters! It’s amazing how much time some customers put into writing them. Often it can take me up to 10 seconds to read them. Just like this letter from Dawn Hudson that I got a while ago:
Dawn says…“I find the service that Ling [...]

Comparative label for the Toyota Verso

Making your car greener is important, so it is nice when you can do it just by looking at the new Toyota Verso (New Shape) 1.8 V-Matic (144bhp) T2 MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1798cc Petrol Manual. The CO2 values have changed, making it more attractive.
Oh, I get very mad about this, but I cannot say [...]

Lease delivered to Chris Eyre in Dewsbury

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My letters webpage must be just about the longest on the internet! Currently, there are 1377 letters on my website. Letters are great, as they are like a window on my customers’ happiness. My good customer Chris Eyre wrote this one:
Chris says…Ling, I found your site because you are [...]

Lower CO2 on my Volkswagen Passat Estate

Green output is important to me, so I tell you the Volkswagen Passat Estate 2.0 TDi (110bhp) CR Highline Estate 5dr 1968cc Diesel Manual has changed, here are the new figures. I work hard to keep everything up to date.
These days, in UK identity theft is common (not problem in China; we all look [...]

Mercedes CLC Leasing Cheap £327.74 inc VAT

If you check my car leasing website, you will see I have just added a new cheap contract hire Mercedes CLC deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars.

I added New Mercedes CLC 1.8 K (143bhp) 180K Sport Coupe 3dr 1796cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and [...]

Mercedes CLC Leasing Cheap £333.49 inc VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Mercedes CLC deal to my contract hire and leasing website!

I added New Mercedes CLC 2.2 CDI (122bhp) 200CDI Sport Coupe 3dr 2148cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £333.49 inc VAT per month with [...]

Mercedes CLC Leasing Cheap £321.99 inc VAT

I have been offered the following lease car deal, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLC deal to my contract hire website!

I added New Mercedes CLC 2.2 CDI (122bhp) 200CDI SE Coupe 3dr 2148cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only [...]

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Doctors and health campaigners say too many human bliengs going to see their GP with minor problems such as coughs and colds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:13

old bill bobbys in India say they having recovered huge amount of explosives which was being "used by Maoist rebels". - news replorted 04:37

The estate of Michael Jackson agrees deal worth $200m (RMB Yuan #160m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! with record label Sony, lah, Great Satan reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:16

Spreading iron in oceans as climate "fix" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) could poison marine mammals and birds, lah, scientists show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 03:04

Graeme Swann makes crucial double breakthrough for Province of Engrish running-dogs as they close on victory in first Test against Bangladesh. - news replorted 02:58

Toyota casts doubt on claim (always claiming, huh?) one of its cars failed to stop, lah, after widely-publicised account of "runaway" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Prius in California. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:58

A survey of swifts suggests species is at risk from improvement work being undertaken on old houses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:53

Chronic failings within Crown Prosecution service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service (CPS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in London (capital of Great England) exposed in damning report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:52

Sports players and fans in Manchester targeted in campaign to boost number of sperm donors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:37

Proposed Indian nuclear plant angers farmers - news replorted 00:37

Nursery food is poor and could be subjected to new nutritional guidelines, lah, government-commissioned report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:25

More than half million bloody annoying Blitish pensioners living overseas will find if they having won appeal against freezing of their pensions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:15

Are bloody annoying Blitish workers being forced to work part-time? - news replorted 00:14

The number of dodgy ministers should be cut by up to third to reduce costs and make Parliament more independent, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:08

Savers in Equitable Life insurlince capitalist entity denounce limited compensation process set up by government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:02

European finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy ministers say they having agreed how they would help Greece in its financial crisis, lah, but reavealingly showing Great Satan few details. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00

Impotence is strong predictor of heart attack and death among high risk patients, lah, say German researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00

The number of human bliengs excluded from social care in Province of Engrish running-dogs will continue rising if system is not revamped, lah, experts warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:00

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