Audi A3 Cabriolet Leasing Cheap £356.49 inc VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Audi A3 Cabriolet deal to my contract hire and leasing website!

I added New Audi A3 Cabriolet 1.6 TDI (105bhp) Convertible 2dr 1598cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint.
It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £356.49 inc VAT per month with [...]

Audi A3 Cabriolet Leasing Cheap £333.49 inc VAT

Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Audi A3 Cabriolet .

I added New Audi A3 Cabriolet 1.6 TDI (105bhp) Convertible 2dr 1598cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly [...]

Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch Lease delivered to Gregory England in London

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Inbetween all my bills and bank statements, I receive customer letters. Here one I pulled out to read from Gregory England, but I actually got it a while ago. It is about the delivery of their Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch.
Gregory says…After spending several weeks searching for the best personal [...]

Petrol consumption and my Nissan Qashqai

My system has alerted me that the Nissan Qashqai 1.6 16v (113bhp) Visia 2WD Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol Manual has changed today so I update my website and post here for the benefit of customers. No one else bothers with this stuff. I treat you like adult, not idiot.
Most Ling cars are on 2 [...]

Chrysler 300c Lease delivered to Tim Harding in London

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I am amazed the Post Office needs to be privatised, the amount that my customers spend sending me letters about their new cars. Here, Tim Harding explains how they are getting on with their Chrysler 300c
Tim says…Dear Ling,
Thank you for all your help with my new Chrysler 300C. I [...]

Harmful emissions on the Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch Petrol Manual. Have a look at the new figures.
This is very difficult for some people to control because of the damn human nature. But try to look at your car as a [...]

Mitsubishi Shogun (old Shape) Lease delivered to David Grant in Sheffield

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My letters webpage must be just about the longest on the internet! Currently, there are 1330 letters on my website. Letters are great, as they are like a window on my customers’ happiness. My good customer David Grant wrote this one:
David says…Dear Ling,
I’m very happy with my new car. [...]

Hydrocarbon results for the Citroen C3 Picasso have changed

Don’t spend so much on fuel! If you get a new Citroen C3 Picasso Petrol 1.4 16v (95bhp) VT MPV 5dr 1397cc Manual, then you will spend less because the CO2 value has changed. That means more MPG.
Oh, I get very mad about this, but I cannot say this in my advertising [...]

Citroen C4 Lease delivered to Adam Nabozny in

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I am amazed the Post Office needs to be privatised, the amount that my customers spend sending me letters about their new cars. Here, Adam Nabozny explains how they are getting on with their Citroen C4
Adam says…“Good service, great price and an excellent car. Nice to deal with someone [...]

Carbon Dioxide and the Vauxhall Astra Estate

Updating the Vauxhall Astra Estate 1.4 16v (90bhp) Life AC Estate 5dr 1364cc Petrol Manual quickly is brilliant because Google loves to use me as the choice for listing these cars.
Sometimes you must resign yourself to fact that dealer will look after a retail customer first. Your delivery might be slightly delayed because they [...]

Mercedes E-class Saloon Lease delivered to Richard Lingard in Ipswitch

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How much do I spend on stamps??? It must add up because I send every customer a nice thank-you letter. Richard Lingard replied with a letter back to me about the Mercedes E-class Saloon that was delivered, new. Here it is:
Richard says…Excellent service, with a smile and great wit, [...]

My Honda FR-V CO2 g/km levels

Looking at my records, the Honda FR-V 2.2 i CDTI (138bhp) EX MPV (6-seat) 5dr 2204cc Diesel Manual has changed today, so I have updated the environmental information on my website. You have to laugh that I can beat Honda to this update!
Have you ever rented a self-drive car for a day or [...]

Volvo C30 Lease delivered to Timothy James in Sheffield

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My letters webpage must be just about the longest on the internet! Currently, there are 1330 letters on my website. Letters are great, as they are like a window on my customers’ happiness. My good customer Timothy James wrote this one:
Timothy says…Absolute pleasure to deal with a real person [...]

Lower CO2 on my Skoda Fabia

My system has alerted me that the Skoda Fabia 1.2 6v (60bhp) *1* Hatchback 5dr 1198cc Petrol Manual has changed today so I update my website and post here for the benefit of customers. No one else bothers with this stuff. I treat you like adult, not idiot.
Local franchised dealer will sort out [...]

Volkswagen Golf Leasing Cheap £265.19 inc VAT

Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Golf .

I added New Volkswagen Golf 2.0 TDi (140bhp) GT Hatchback 5dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. [...]

Mazda MX-5 Leasing Cheap £252.99 inc VAT

I have been offered the following lease car deal, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Mazda MX-5 deal to my contract hire website!

I added New Mazda MX-5 1.8 i (124bhp) SE Convertible 2dr 1798cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £252.99 inc [...]

Mazda 3 Leasing Cheap £240.35 inc VAT

I have been offered the following lease car deal, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Mazda 3 deal to my contract hire website!

I added New Mazda 3 1.6 16v (103bhp) TS Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only [...]

Mazda 2 Leasing Cheap £172.49 inc VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Mazda 2 deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Mazda 2 1.3 16v (73bhp) TS Hatchback 5dr 1349cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £172.49 inc [...]

Vauxhall Zafira Lease delivered to Andrew Rabone in Warwick

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Gotta laugh at some of these letters! It’s amazing how much time some customers put into writing them. Often it can take me up to 10 seconds to read them. Just like this letter from Andrew Rabone that I got a while ago:
Andrew says…Received the car yesterday, its wonderful, [...]

New CO2 figure for the Volkswagen Fox

CO2 CO2, CO2. It always seems to go up. The Volkswagen Fox 1.2 (55bhp) Hatchback 3dr 1198cc Petrol Manual seems to have reversed this trend. If you choose one of these, you will be pleased. Lower CO2 means lower fuel consumption.
Oh, I get very mad about this, but I cannot say this in my [...]

Bmw 3-series Saloon Lease delivered to David Brown in Gateshead

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Inbetween all my bills and bank statements, I receive customer letters. Here one I pulled out to read from David Brown, but I actually got it a while ago. It is about the delivery of their Bmw 3-series Saloon.
David says…I am a multi-car user ALL PROVIDED BY LING! Ling’s [...]

New Oxides of Nitrogen data on my Audi A3

If you are interested in CO2 stuff, then read this. I have a new figure for the Audi A3 1.9 TDIe (105bhp) Sport Hatchback 3dr 1896cc Diesel Manual and I am updating it on my website now.
Local franchised dealer will sort out any warranty problems for free, but on most contracts (except VW [...]

Bmw 7-series Lease delivered to Ged Cain in Gateshead

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Getting letters in the post is really nice. It makes a lovely change from getting email. This one was sent by Ged Cain from Gateshead. Amazingly, the postman didn’t steal it!
Ged says…“Mrs Ling Valentine, you have completed mission impossible! You have managed to do what our local BMW dealer [...]

Citroen C5 Tourer Leasing Cheap £298.82 inc VAT

Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Citroen C5 Tourer .

I added New Citroen C5 Tourer 2.0 HDi (138bhp) VTR Plus NAVI Saloon 4dr 1997cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a [...]

Citroen C5 Leasing Cheap £287.32 inc VAT

If you check my car leasing website, you will see I have just added a new cheap contract hire Citroen C5 deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars.

I added New Citroen C5 2.0 HDi (138bhp) VTR Plus NAVI Saloon 4dr 1997cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and [...]

Honda Jazz Leasing Cheap £205.71 inc VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Honda Jazz deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Honda Jazz 1.2 i-VTEC (89bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 1198cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £205.71 inc VAT per [...]

Honda Jazz Leasing Cheap £188.60 inc VAT

If you check my car leasing website, you will see I have just added a new cheap contract hire Honda Jazz deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars.

I added New Honda Jazz 1.2 i-VTEC (89bhp) S Hatchback 5dr 1198cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic [...]

I have updated CO2 for the Chevrolet Matiz

Look, another CO2 change! The Chevrolet Matiz 1.0 (65bhp) SE Hatchback 5dr 995cc Petrol Manual has moved slightly in the environment tales again. I post the new info, and publish on my website.
You need to insure the car fully comp, as normal with any new car. The car can be used for any [...]

Skoda Fabia Lease delivered to Graham Moorhouse in Corby

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Getting letters in the post is really nice. It makes a lovely change from getting email. This one was sent by Graham Moorhouse from Corby. Amazingly, the postman didn’t steal it!
Graham says…Apart from a slight mix-up re delivery time, your service was impeccable. Also, the supplying dealer was spot [...]

Hydrocarbon results for the Honda S2000 have changed

Updating the Honda S2000 2.0 i 16v (240bhp) Convertible 2dr 1997cc Petrol Manual quickly is brilliant because Google loves to use me as the choice for listing these cars.
Personal Contract Hire is exactly the same as contract hire for businesses. This is the beauty of getting a car like this, as you [...]

Comparative label for the Seat Ibiza Sport Coupe

Look, another CO2 change! The Seat Ibiza Sport Coupe 1.2 (70bhp) S AC Hatchback 3dr 1198cc Petrol Manual has moved slightly in the environment tales again. I post the new info, and publish on my website.
You run this new car for 12, 18, 24 or 36 months depending on the term, and run [...]

Citroen C5 Tourer Lease delivered to Jennifer Douthwaite in Bradford

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Getting letters in the post is really nice. It makes a lovely change from getting email. This one was sent by Jennifer Douthwaite from Bradford. Amazingly, the postman didn’t steal it!
Jennifer says…This Citroen C5 Tourer has got to be the easiest car lease I have ever done. Ling was [...]

New Oxides of Nitrogen data on my Audi A3

All the people with orders in my system for the Audi A3 1.9 TDIe (105bhp) Sport Hatchback 3dr 1896cc Diesel Manual will be quite pleased by this news. I am making a change, because the environment stuff seems to have moved slightly.
Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference to the [...]

Chrysler 300c Lease delivered to Derek Barlow in Wigan

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How much do I spend on stamps??? It must add up because I send every customer a nice thank-you letter. Derek Barlow replied with a letter back to me about the Chrysler 300c that was delivered, new. Here it is:
Derek says…Hi Ling,
Ahhh yes the car is amazing!! very happy!!!
“I [...]

Lower CO2 on my Skoda Fabia

The impact of CO2 is important. I always compare my figures with the Government data, so when it changes, like on this Skoda Fabia Petrol Manual, I note it here in my blog.
Sometimes new car will be delivered on a car transporter, other times it will be driven to you. Either way, I always [...]

Audi Q7 Lease delivered to Richard Proctor in Harpenden

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I have 1330 customer letters! This one was sent by Richard Proctor after they had been driving around a few weeks in their new Audi Q7
Richard says…The Audi Q7 was my first lease, made very easy by Ling. Good prices and great service! Excellent delivery on time by a [...]

Car CO2 change for the Ssangyong Kyron

If you are interested in CO2 stuff, then read this. I have a new figure for the Ssangyong Kyron 2.7 (162bhp) SPR 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2696cc Diesel Automatic and I am updating it on my website now.
These days, in UK identity theft is common (not problem in China; we all look same, [...]

Car CO2 change for the Ssangyong Kyron

Nissan Qashqai Lease delivered to Andrew Hartridge in Windsor

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Many customer letters contain really funny stuff. It’s unusual to receive a very dry one. However, I publish them all. Here is a letter from Andrew Hartridge. It was sent to me quite a while ago!
Andrew says…Hi Ling,
Thank you for your great service. I can’t say bad stuff about [...]

Pollution levels on the Volkswagen Scirocco have changed

Changing this information for the Volkswagen Scirocco 2.0 TSI (200bhp) GT Coupe 3dr 1984cc Petrol Manual, I noticed most other websites still use old values. You should trust that I work harder to give you the correct info!
At the manufacturer’s service intervals, the car will need a service, which you are responsible for. [...]

Citroen C2 Lease delivered to Cheung Ka Bo in London

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Gotta laugh at some of these letters! It’s amazing how much time some customers put into writing them. Often it can take me up to 10 seconds to read them. Just like this letter from Cheung Ka Bo that I got a while ago:
Cheung says…Great customer service and communication, [...]

Mini One pollution changed

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Mini One Petrol Manual. Have a look at the new figures.
This is very difficult for some people to control because of the damn human nature. But try to look at your car as a simple consumer [...]

BMW 1-Series Convertible Leasing Cheap £390.99 inc VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 1-Series Convertible cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!

I added New BMW 1-Series Convertible 2.0 i (140bhp) 118i ES Convertible 2dr 1995cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint.
It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £390.99 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, [...]

BMW 1-Series Convertible Leasing Cheap £366.84 inc VAT

If you check my car leasing website, you will see I have just added a new cheap contract hire BMW 1-Series Convertible deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars.

I added New BMW 1-Series Convertible 2.0 i (140bhp) 118i ES Convertible 2dr 1995cc Petrol, with Manual [...]

Vauxhall Antara Lease delivered to Michele Hotchkiss in Chichester

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Gotta laugh at some of these letters! It’s amazing how much time some customers put into writing them. Often it can take me up to 10 seconds to read them. Just like this letter from Michele Hotchkiss that I got a while ago:
Michele says…We came onto the site looking [...]

Pollution levels on the Ford Focus have changed

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Ford Focus Petrol Manual. Have a look at the new figures.
You run this new car for 12, 18, 24 or 36 months depending on the term, and run it within an agreed mileage limit (usually 10,000, [...]

Alfa Romeo Mito Leasing Cheap £205.85 inc VAT

Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Alfa Romeo Mito .

I added New Alfa Romeo Mito 1.4 MPI 16v (95bhp) Turismo Hatchback 3dr 1368cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint.
It is on a [...]

Mercedes E-Class Coupe Leasing Cheap £655.24 inc VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Mercedes E-Class Coupe deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Mercedes E-Class Coupe (New Shape) 3.0 CDI BlueEFFICIENCY (227bhp) SE Coupe 2dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. [...]

Mercedes E Class Coupe Leasing Cheap £589.23 inc VAT

Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes E Class Coupe .

I added New Mercedes E Class Coupe (New Shape) 3.0 CDI BlueEFFICIENCY (227bhp) SE Coupe 2dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint.
It [...]

Mercedes E Class Saloon Leasing Cheap £559.04 inc VAT

If you check my car leasing website, you will see I have just added a new cheap contract hire Mercedes E Class Saloon deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars.

I added New Mercedes E Class Saloon (New Shape) 2.2 CDI BlueEFFICIENCY (167bhp) SE Saloon 4dr [...]

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