Volkswagen Transporter Lease delivered to Jon Keegan in Moccas,Hereford

Posted on | April 6, 2009 | Comments Off

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My letters webpage must be just about the longest on the internet! Currently, there are 1254 letters on my website. Letters are great, as they are like a window on my customers’ happiness. My good customer Jon Keegan wrote this one:

Jon says…
“Ex war vet aged about 80 delivered our new VW Transporter van today as promised. A real cockney character who told me the last time he was on a farm he shot a sheep because he was hungry and it was war time Britain. So I hid the shot gun, fed him and took him back to Hereford Station. Van goes well and the person who is to drive it is well pleased.

So that’s a VW van and a BMW Z4 sports car off you in the last ten weeks. I have three more company vehicles to replace over the next 12 months and judging by your past performance the business will be coming your way. Easy to deal with, keeps me informed and better quotes than anyone else in the market. Also the damn vehicle gets delivered to your door!

Well done, keep up the good work but don’t send me any more sweets. The last one turned my mouth black before a meeting!”

Jon Keegan
G-Lime Ltd
Court Farmhouse
Moccas,Hereford
HR2 9LH

Editor Note: For people who are wondering that your company name is strange, it is because you are a Lime Wholesaler. Jon, I can imagine you have millions of trees and shout at your workers “Quick! Pick them before they turn yellow! Any idiot can grow Lemons!” Hehehee. I give you hyperlink, an honour (for you). Also, you complain about my sweets, well next car you have, I will send you Little Red Mao Book . If you try to eat THAT, your mouth will turn Red – Ling

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