Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe Leasing Cheap £333.49 inc VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!

I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe 2.2 CDi (147bhp) Sport Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £333.49 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by [...]

Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet Leasing Cheap £412.84 inc VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!

I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet 1.8 16v (184bhp) 200 Kompressor Sport Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £412.84 inc VAT per month with 3 months [...]

Sandeep and the Ford Fiesta

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Sandeep says…I was very impressed by LingsCars…it was a friendly, informal service yet very professional and informative. Ling took my through the leasing system pain free and I got a very competitive deal. A colleague at work pays an extra �90 per month for the same [...]

Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet Leasing Cheap £412.84 inc VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!

I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet 1.8 16v (184bhp) 200 Kompressor Sport Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £412.84 inc VAT per month with 3 months [...]

Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet Leasing Cheap £408.24 inc VAT

If you check my car leasing website, you will see I have just added a new cheap contract hire Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars.

I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet 1.8 16v (184bhp) 200 Kompressor Avantgarde Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol, with [...]

Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet Leasing Cheap £393.29 inc VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet 1.8 16v (184bhp) 200 Kompressor Sport Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly [...]

Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet Leasing Cheap £384.09 inc VAT

I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet 1.8 16v (184bhp) 200 Kompressor Avantgarde Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol, with [...]

Mercedes CLC Leasing Cheap £334.64 inc VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Mercedes CLC deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Mercedes CLC 2.2 CDI (150bhp) 220 CDI Sport Coupe 3dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £334.64 inc [...]

Mercedes CLC Leasing Cheap £328.89 inc VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Mercedes CLC deal to my contract hire and leasing website!

I added New Mercedes CLC 2.2 CDI (122bhp) 200 CDI SE Coupe 3dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £328.89 inc VAT per month [...]

Mercedes CLC Leasing Cheap £304.74 inc VAT

If you check my car leasing website, you will see I have just added a new cheap contract hire Mercedes CLC deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars.

I added New Mercedes CLC 1.8 K (143bhp) 180K Sport Coupe 3dr 1796cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic [...]

Mercedes CLC Leasing Cheap £302.44 inc VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Mercedes CLC deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Mercedes CLC (New Shape) 1.8 K (143bhp) 180K Sport Coupe 3dr 1796cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only [...]

Mercedes C-Class Saloon Leasing Cheap £294.39 inc VAT

Look at this cheap new car leasing deal I have uploaded to my contract hire website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes C-Class Saloon .

I added New Mercedes C-Class Saloon 1.6 K (153bhp) BlueEFFICIENCY C180K SE Saloon 4dr 1597cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a [...]

Mercedes C-Class Saloon Leasing Cheap £305.89 inc VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Mercedes C-Class Saloon deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Mercedes C-Class Saloon 2.2 CDi (134bhp) C200 SE Saloon 4dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £305.89 [...]

Mercedes C-Class Saloon Leasing Cheap £294.39 inc VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Mercedes C-Class Saloon deal to my contract hire and leasing website!

I added New Mercedes C-Class Saloon 2.2 CDi (134bhp) C200 SE Saloon 4dr 2148cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £294.39 inc VAT per [...]

Mercedes C-Class Saloon Leasing Cheap £313.94 inc VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Mercedes C-Class Saloon deal to my contract hire and leasing website!

I added New Mercedes C-Class Saloon 2.2 CDi (134bhp) C200 SE Saloon 4dr 2148cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £313.94 inc VAT per [...]

Fiat Grande Punto Lease delivered to Anne Wardman in Prudhoe

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Many customer letters contain really funny stuff. It’s unusual to receive a very dry one. However, I publish them all. Here is a letter from Anne Wardman. It was sent to me quite a while ago!
Anne says…Dear Ling, I want to thank you for making the first time I [...]

New VCA data on the BMW M3 Coupe

I am simply faster than any other car sales website in changing these BMW M3 Coupe 4.0 i V8 (414bhp) DCT Coupe 2dr 3999cc Petrol Automatic details to reflect the latest info. No one can keep up with me. Often the manufacturer websites are out of date!
Personal Contract Hire is exactly the same as [...]

Suzuki Alto Leasing Cheap £160.99 inc VAT

I have just uploaded a new Suzuki Alto cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!

I added New Suzuki Alto 1.0 (67bhp) SZ4 Hatchback 5dr 996cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £160.99 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments [...]

Suzuki Alto Leasing Cheap £143.74 inc VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Suzuki Alto deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Suzuki Alto 1.0 12v (68bhp) SZ3 Hatchback 5dr 996cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £143.74 inc VAT [...]

Seat Ibiza Sport Coupe Leasing Cheap £183.99 inc VAT

I have just uploaded a new Seat Ibiza Sport Coupe cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!

I added New Seat Ibiza Sport Coupe (New Shape) 1.4 (85bhp) SE Hatchback 3dr 1390cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £183.99 inc VAT per month with 3 [...]

Skoda Octavia vRS Estate Leasing Cheap £316.24 inc VAT

I have just uploaded a new Skoda Octavia vRS Estate cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!

I added New Skoda Octavia vRS Estate 2.0 TDI CR (167bhp) vRS Limited Edition Estate 5dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £316.24 inc VAT per month with [...]

Skoda Octavia vRS Leasing Cheap £298.99 inc VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Skoda Octavia vRS deal to my contract hire and leasing website!

I added New Skoda Octavia vRS 2.0 T FSI (197bhp) vRS Limited Edition Hatchback 5dr 1984cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £298.99 inc VAT [...]

Skoda Octavia vRS Leasing Cheap £304.74 inc VAT

I have been offered the following lease car deal, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Skoda Octavia vRS deal to my contract hire website!

I added New Skoda Octavia vRS 2.0 TDI CR (167bhp) vRS Limited Edition Hatchback 5dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 [...]

Suzuki Alto Leasing Cheap £160.99 inc VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Suzuki Alto deal to my contract hire and leasing website!

I added New Suzuki Alto 1.0 (67bhp) SZ4 Hatchback 5dr 996cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £160.99 inc VAT per month with 3 months [...]

Suzuki Alto Leasing Cheap £143.74 inc VAT

I have just uploaded a new Suzuki Alto cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!

I added New Suzuki Alto 1.0 12v (68bhp) SZ3 Hatchback 5dr 996cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £143.74 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 [...]

Ford Fiesta Leasing Cheap £172.49 inc VAT

I have been offered the following lease car deal, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Ford Fiesta deal to my contract hire website!

I added New Ford Fiesta (New Shape) 1.25 16v (59bhp) Style Hatchback 5dr 1242cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly [...]

Ford Fiesta Leasing Cheap £201.24 inc VAT

I have just uploaded a new Ford Fiesta cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!

I added New Ford Fiesta (New Shape) 1.4 TDCi (67bhp) Titanium Hatchback 3dr 1399cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £201.24 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed [...]

Audi TT Roadster Leasing Cheap £344.99 inc VAT

If you check my car leasing website, you will see I have just added a new cheap contract hire Audi TT Roadster deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars.

I added New Audi TT Roadster 1.8 TFSI (157bhp) Convertible 2dr 1798cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and [...]

Audi TT Coupe Leasing Cheap £402.49 inc VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Audi TT Coupe deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Audi TT Coupe 2.0 T (272bhp) FSI TTS Coupe 2dr 1984cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only [...]

Audi A5 Coupe Leasing Cheap £385.24 inc VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Audi A5 Coupe deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Audi A5 Coupe 2.0 TDi (170bhp) [Start Stop] Coupe 2dr 1984cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. [...]

Audi A5 Coupe Leasing Cheap £402.49 inc VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Audi A5 Coupe deal to my contract hire and leasing website!

I added New Audi A5 Coupe 2.0 TDi (170bhp) Sport Coupe 2dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £402.49 inc VAT per month [...]

Audi A5 Coupe Leasing Cheap £402.49 inc VAT

If you check my car leasing website, you will see I have just added a new cheap contract hire Audi A5 Coupe deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars.

I added New Audi A5 Coupe 2.0 TSFI (180bhp) Sport Coupe 2dr 1984cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox [...]

Audi A5 Cabriolet Leasing Cheap £459.99 inc VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Audi A5 Cabriolet deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Audi A5 Cabriolet 2.0 T FSI (211bhp) [Start STop] Convertible 2dr 1984cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only [...]

Audi A3 Cabriolet Leasing Cheap £344.99 inc VAT

If you check my car leasing website, you will see I have just added a new cheap contract hire Audi A3 Cabriolet deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars.

I added New Audi A3 Cabriolet 1.9 TDI (103bhp) Sport Convertible 2dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox [...]

Audi A3 Cabriolet Leasing Cheap £402.49 inc VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi A3 Cabriolet cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!

I added New Audi A3 Cabriolet 2.0 TDi (140bhp) Special Edition BLack Edition Convertible 2dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £402.49 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial [...]

Audi A3 Leasing Cheap £247.24 inc VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Audi A3 deal to my contract hire and leasing website!

I added New Audi A3 (New Shape) 1.9 TDIe (105bhp) Sport Hatchback 3dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £247.24 inc VAT per month [...]

Audi A3 Leasing Cheap £247.24 inc VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Audi A3 deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Audi A3 (New Shape) 1.9 TDIe (105bhp) Sport Hatchback 3dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £247.24 [...]

Volkswagen Golf Lease delivered to Richard and Jane Botham in New Barnet

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Inbetween all my bills and bank statements, I receive customer letters. Here one I pulled out to read from Richard and Jane Botham, but I actually got it a while ago. It is about the delivery of their Volkswagen Golf.
Richard says…Dear Ling,
Our new metallic black 2.0 SDI Golf arrived [...]

Green changes on my Renault Koleos

Looking at my records, the Renault Koleos 2.0 dCi (150bhp) Dynamique S 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel Manual has changed today, so I have updated the environmental information on my website. You have to laugh that I can beat Renault to this update!
Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference [...]

Volvo Xc90 Lease delivered to Clive Godden in Canterbury

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How much do I spend on stamps??? It must add up because I send every customer a nice thank-you letter. Clive Godden replied with a letter back to me about the Volvo Xc90 that was delivered, new. Here it is:
Clive says…Having been a user of PCP type rental for [...]

Car CO2 change for the Chrysler Grand Voyager

The Chrysler Grand Voyager 2.8 CRD (161bhp) Touring MPV 5dr 2776cc Diesel Automatic has new environmental information today. I have updated! Pay attention, you are too slow
Physical stock is always limited, as cars cannot be made to appear by magic, there are only so many sat in corner of field. So be [...]

Mercedes Clk-class Coupe Lease delivered to Leo Hussain (Dr) in London

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Inbetween all my bills and bank statements, I receive customer letters. Here one I pulled out to read from Leo Hussain (Dr), but I actually got it a while ago. It is about the delivery of their Mercedes Clk-class Coupe.
Leo says…The service, communication and fun we�ve had leasing this [...]

Change on the Jeep Patriot

CO2 CO2, CO2. It always seems to go up. The Jeep Patriot 2.0 CRD (140bhp) Sport 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1968cc Diesel Manual seems to have reversed this trend. If you choose one of these, you will be pleased. Lower CO2 means lower fuel consumption.
Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make [...]

Citroen Dispatch Lease delivered to Andy Malcolm in Cannock

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I am amazed the Post Office needs to be privatised, the amount that my customers spend sending me letters about their new cars. Here, Andy Malcolm explains how they are getting on with their Citroen Dispatch
Andy says…“Ling was really helpful. I got the van really quick. I pleasure to [...]

Change on the Audi TT Coupe

The Audi TT Coupe 2.0 TDi (172bhp) Quattro 4WD Coupe 2dr 1968cc Diesel Manual has new environmental information today. I have updated! Pay attention, you are too slow
Personal Contract Hire is exactly the same as contract hire for businesses. This is the beauty of getting a car like this, as you [...]

Audi A5 Coupe Leasing Cheap £379.49 inc VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new lease Audi A5 Coupe deal to my car leasing and contract hire website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!

I added New Audi A5 Coupe 2.0 T FSI (180bhp) [Start Stop] [Non Leather] Coupe 2dr 1984cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint.
It is on a 3+35 monthly [...]

Ford Fiesta Lease delivered to David Jones in Bromsgrove

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Customers often send me letters, I have 1280 in total! It keeps the postman busy. These letters are all hard copies, and none are invented. This one is from David Jones
David says…Although I could have got a car for a few pounds less (really??? Never! – Ling), Ling was [...]

Publishing new polluting info for the Volvo V70

The impact of CO2 is important. I always compare my figures with the Government data, so when it changes, like on this Volvo V70 Diesel Manual, I note it here in my blog.
Oh, I get very mad about this, but I cannot say this in my advertising or some big leasing companies complain to [...]

Vauxhall Zafira Lease delivered to Andrew Taylor in Mickleton

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Customers often send me letters, I have 1280 in total! It keeps the postman busy. These letters are all hard copies, and none are invented. This one is from Andrew Taylor
Andrew says…The whole process went perfectly from start to finish, we couldn’t have asked for better service! Ling’s customer [...]

Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch Leasing Cheap £229.99 inc VAT

If you check my car leasing website, you will see I have just added a new cheap contract hire Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars.

I added New Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch 1.9 CDTi (120bhp) SXI Hatchback 5dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual [...]

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HM Revenue and Customs drops its legal challenge over validity of Portsmouth silly kick-kick game club's move into administration. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:13

The family of five-earth-years old happy birthday to you, British boy who was kidnapped while in Pakistan say they "ecstatic" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after bloody man is found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:08

Thailand's red-shirts splash blood under gates of Government House in third day of protests to oust government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 12:55

Downing Street defends its refusal to share intelligence over 1998 Omagh bomb in which 29 human bliengs died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:53

A violent schizophrenic man who killed father in north London (capital of Great England) months after being fined for another attack is jailed for life. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:53

Pope Benedict will visit ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land in September as part of bloody annoying Blitish tour at invitation of Queen, lah, Buckingham Palace confirms. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:50

Sri Lanka's ex-army chief Sarath Fonseka appears before military court charged with participating in politics while in uniform. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 12:45

Russia has failed to consider environmental impact of construction for 2014 Winter Olympics, lah, UN says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:37

Go Native is favourite in Tuesday's big race, lah, Champion Hurdle, lah, as National Hunt's showpiece meeting gets under way. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:25

Six Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters appealing against ruling that they repay expenses claim (always claiming, huh?) having been told they must pay them back. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:22

Petrol prices in bloody annoying Blitish could hit record average high of RMB Yuan #1.20 litre in next few weeks, lah, according to Aa. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:21

Do we really need airline that's British? - news replorted 12:19

Men who start going bald at young age up to 45% less likely to getting prostate cancer in later life, lah, study has found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:12

Seven companies to push forward plans to generate 1.2 gigawatts of electricity from wave and tidal power. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:00

Government plans to cut UK's budget deficit not ambitious enough, lah, European Commission report will warn this week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:59

The bacteria on our hands could be used in forensic identification, lah, in same way as fingerprints and DNA, lah, say scientists. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:59

Developers set new deadline of June-mber month 2012 for firm building Edinburgh's tram line before penalties imposed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:53

Hospitals, lah, councils and old bill bobbys warned to make changes as public services face cuts that will mean "considerable pain". - news replorted 11:52

US envoy George Mitchell puts off visit to Israel amid row over settlements, lah, as clashes erupt in Jerusalem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:39

South African President Jacob Zuma is due in Zimbabwe, lah, where bloody man will try to smooth out splits in coalition government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:36

The Catholic Church in autonomous province of Guinness drinkers releases more details about why Cardinal Brady asked abuse victims to sign secrecy agreements. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:33

Too many bloody Engrish councils agreeing large payoffs to getting rid of their chief executives, lah, spending watchdog says - news replorted 11:28

Ten old bill bobbys officers under investigation over mother and daughter found dead in burned out LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine after years of abuse. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:25

The price of petrol could hit record high of RMB Yuan #1.20 litre in next few weeks. Eating rice!! fuel prices too high? - news replorted 11:10

A British soldier has died from wounds received last month in explosion in southern Afghanistan, lah, MoD says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:09

The bloody annoying Blitish Bloody foreign secretary says Britain and China having "a shared goal" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in solving issue of Iran's nuclear programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:42

Actor Charlie Sheen pleads not guilty to domestic violence charges and is ordered to stand trial on 21 July. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:32

'I had dog but dad hit it': Inside children's bedrooms - news replorted 10:21

The Digital Economy Bill, lah, which includes measures to ban persistent illegal file-sharers, lah, has been passed by peers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:16

Comments by China's Bloody foreign dodgy minister shed no light on location of missing human rights lawyer Gao Xhisheng. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:11

Royal Dutch Shell says it will shed further 1,000 jobs by end of next year as part of its cost cutting programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:57

Government plans to reduce budget deficit not ambitious enough, lah, report will warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! your as really velly special customer's views? - news replorted 09:46

The bloody annoying Blitish is still world's largest export market for Champagne despite fall in sales, lah, industry figures say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:39

Missiles fired by suspected Great Satan drone having killed at least three human bliengs in north-western Pakistan, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:36

US regulators having unveiled nation's first plan to give every American super-fast broadband by 2020. - news replorted 09:36

Net classes giving human bliengs first taste of online life - news replorted 09:22

Don't give up, lah, says Environment Agency head - news replorted 09:08

Nine homes in County Antrim evacuated as 50 firefighters tackle huge gorse fire which is still blazing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 08:31

Liverpool's Steven Gerrard may face disciplinary action by silly kick-kick game Association after appearing to hit Portsmouth's Michael "Dear Leader" Brown in 4-1 win over south-coast side. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:27

A state of emergency is declared in parts of Fiji, lah, as Cyclone Tomas batters north and east of country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:15

The FBI says it is sending agents to Mexico's border city of Ciudad Juarez after three human bliengs linked to Great Satan consulate were killed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:00

Province of Engrish running-dogs win first Test against Bangladesh by 181 runs in Chittagong after spirited display by hosts on tense final day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:00

Focus returns to economy amid deficit warnings - news replorted 07:38

There has been exchange of gunfire between security forces and two human bliengs near Indian space agency in Bangalore. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:37

Doctors and health campaigners say too many human bliengs going to see their GP with minor problems such as coughs and colds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:13

old bill bobbys in India say they having recovered huge amount of explosives which was being "used by Maoist rebels". - news replorted 04:37

The estate of Michael Jackson agrees deal worth $200m (RMB Yuan #160m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! with record label Sony, lah, Great Satan reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:16

Spreading iron in oceans as climate "fix" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) could poison marine mammals and birds, lah, scientists show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 03:04

Graeme Swann makes crucial double breakthrough for Province of Engrish running-dogs as they close on victory in first Test against Bangladesh. - news replorted 02:58

Toyota casts doubt on claim (always claiming, huh?) one of its cars failed to stop, lah, after widely-publicised account of "runaway" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Prius in California. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:58

A survey of swifts suggests species is at risk from improvement work being undertaken on old houses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:53

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Sports players and fans in Manchester targeted in campaign to boost number of sperm donors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:37

Proposed Indian nuclear plant angers farmers - news replorted 00:37

Nursery food is poor and could be subjected to new nutritional guidelines, lah, government-commissioned report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:25

More than half million bloody annoying Blitish pensioners living overseas will find if they having won appeal against freezing of their pensions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:15

Are bloody annoying Blitish workers being forced to work part-time? - news replorted 00:14

The number of dodgy ministers should be cut by up to third to reduce costs and make Parliament more independent, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:08

The vice-president of Kraft Foods will be questioned by Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters over male gender human bleing's company's takeover of Cadbury later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:02

Savers in Equitable Life insurlince capitalist entity denounce limited compensation process set up by government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:02

European finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy ministers say they having agreed how they would help Greece in its financial crisis, lah, but reavealingly showing Great Satan few details. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00

Impotence is strong predictor of heart attack and death among high risk patients, lah, say German researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00

The number of human bliengs excluded from social care in Province of Engrish running-dogs will continue rising if system is not revamped, lah, experts warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:00

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