Jaguar XF leasing £631.35 inc VAT
Posted on | March 9, 2009 | Comments Off
I have just uploaded a new Jaguar XF cheap lease deal to my contract hire website!
I added New Jaguar XF 2.7 d (204bhp) Premium Luxury Saloon 4dr 2720cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £631.35 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I want to become THE emotional choice for thinking people want a new car, in the UK. To provide the BEST service, better than any other car supplier. To have the LOWEST overheads in the car industry in the UK, and to pass on the SAVINGS to my customers. And to KILL my competition by being BETTER than them.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans!
The bottom line is that customers must save money by using me, or else I could not exist. However, it helps to think in different terms to those pushed down your throat by most car dealers.
Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £631.35 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
Anyone you choose can drive this Jaguar XF, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT! Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Retail prices mean nothing. Residuals mean nothing. Move away from “what is it worth” thinking. All that matters is what car “X” is going to cost you, over a fixed period of time. That is the service I provide. Your costs are set in concrete. No haggling with dealers, no trying to sell an old car privately, just pay the monthly fee and drive the damn car. Easy!
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
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