Gary and the Honda Civic
Posted on | March 9, 2009 | Comments Off
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Gary says…
The entertaining website is interesting – but more than anything else Ling CARES! She worked hard to get what I wanted, when I wanted it, and I wholeheartedly recommend her. The LINGO document upload system is genius. Excellent delivery of my new Civic.
Gary Sinyor
Address Withheld
London
N3 ***
Editor Note: Well, for philistines out there (that is: smug and ignorant and indifferent or hostile to artistic and cultural values), Gary Sinyor is a film director with a number of best-selling films to his credit, like A Pig Farmer Called Leon and In My Dreams. He has worked with stars like Renee Zellewegger and Ling Valentine. Hahahahahah! Well, Gary, you did send me a DVD and complimented me on my web movies … if “Christ, that’s bad” is a compliment? 
Gotta laugh. Anyway, I withhold your address from groupies and naked girls who just want cheap sex on director’s couch. Enjoy the Civic. Thanks for the comments on the LINGO system. – Ling
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