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New Ford Fiesta, £171.35 inc VAT

Posted on | March 7, 2009 | Comments Off

Ford Fiesta

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new car lease Ford Fiesta deal to my contract hire and leasing website!

I added New Ford Fiesta (New Shape) 1.6 TDCi (90bhp) Zetec S Hatchback 3dr 1560cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £171.35 inc VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Business customers, make sure you deduct the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).

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This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans (exception being on Mercedes-Benz)! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £171.35 inc VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.

Ford Fiesta

Anyone you choose can drive this Ford Fiesta, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT! Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.

I seem to spend my life telling people they are too late for good deal: How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales talk? … I don’t know, but I will try to make this clear… You know, you are not buying this car. Only renting it for (probably 1 or 2 or 3 years). So you are not stuck with it forever. So, you have no real risk. You are going to pay someone some money to run a car however you look at it. Then here is my tip; if you see damn good bargain, don’t think too long, just jump. Often the fantastic bargain deals are only available for 1 or 2 days at a time. Then POOF! Gone! Just like Easyjet/Ryanair cheap flights. Physical stock is always limited, as cars cannot be made to appear by magic, there are only so many sat in corner of field. So be brave, grab a bargain and avoid me having to make phone calls to disappointed people who have left decision too late. Remember that you have to pass finance before I can reserve you a car, so allow time for that!

Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!

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