Mazda Mx-5 delivered to Sukhjeet Hogwood in Wolverhampton

Visit my full letters page click here Many customer letters contain really funny stuff. It’s unusual to receive a very dry one. However, I publish them all. Here is a letter from Sukhjeet Hogwood. It was sent to me quite a while ago! Sukhjeet says…Just a fantastic service! Everything so efficient, so personal and hugely [...]

New Audi A3, £209.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Audi A3. I added New Audi A3 (New Shape) 1.9 TDI (105bhp) Sport Sportback Hatchback 5dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £209.99+VAT per [...]

Mazda 5 delivered to Gary Morgan in Hinckley

Visit my full letters page click here I am amazed the Post Office needs to be privatised, the amount that my customers spend sending me letters about their new cars. Here, Gary Morgan explains how they are getting on with their Mazda 5 Gary says…“Dear Ling Thank you very much for arranging the delivery of [...]

Honda Accord Saloon (old model) pollution changed

I am Ling and my Honda Accord Saloon (old model) 2.0 (155bhp) EX Nav + HFT Saloon 4dr 1998cc Petrol Manual has a new CO2 value today. So I post it here in my blog. I always update very fast. Can anyone name another website that can do this stuff as fast as me? Have [...]

Bmw 3-series Saloon delivered to Martin Hiles in Wareham

Visit my full letters page click here I have 1189 customer letters! This one was sent by Martin Hiles after they had been driving around a few weeks in their new Bmw 3-series Saloon Martin says…This is the first time we have leased a car and we did a lot of research. Ling was the [...]

New Skoda Fabia Estate, £163.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Skoda Fabia Estate deal to my website! I added New Skoda Fabia Estate 1.2 12v (70bhp) *1* Estate 5dr 1198cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £163.99+VAT per month [...]

New Skoda Fabia Estate, £182.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Skoda Fabia Estate deal to my website! I added New Skoda Fabia Estate 1.4 TDi (70bhp) *1* Estate 5dr 1422cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £182.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by [...]

New Skoda Roomster, £185.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Skoda Roomster deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Skoda Roomster 1.2 12v (70bhp) s MPV 5dr 1198cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £185.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, [...]

New Skoda Roomster, £202.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Skoda Roomster. I added New Skoda Roomster 1.4 TDi (70bhp) S MPV 5dr 1422cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £202.99+VAT per month with 3 [...]

New Audi A3, £212.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Audi A3 deal to my website! I added New Audi A3 (New Shape) 1.6 (102bhp) Hatchback 5dr 1595cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £212.99+VAT per month with 3 [...]

New Audi A3, £204.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Audi A3 deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Audi A3 (New Shape) 1.6 (102bhp) Hatchback 3dr 1595cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a [...]

Vauxhall Zafira pollution changed

The impact of CO2 is important. I always compare my figures with the Government data, so when it changes, like on this Vauxhall Zafira Diesel Automatic, I note it here in my blog. At the end of the contract, the car is collected from you and you have no further obligations. You do not buy [...]

Used Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch, £149.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added Used Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch 1.7 CDTi (100bhp) Life A/C Hatchback 5dr 1686cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic [...]

Land Rover Freelander 2 delivered to Rachael Hanley in Huddersfield

Visit my full letters page click here How much do I spend on stamps??? It must add up because I send every customer a nice thank-you letter. Rachael Hanley replied with a letter back to me about the Land Rover Freelander 2 that was delivered, new. Here it is: Rachael says…It has been a pleasure [...]

My SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon has been updated

I am simply faster than any other car sales website in changing these SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon 1.9 TiD (150bhp) Linear SE (08) Estate 5dr 1910cc Diesel Manual details to reflect the latest info. No one can keep up with me. Often the manufacturer websites are out of date! This is very difficult for some people [...]

New Citroen Relay, £268.73+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Citroen Relay deal to my website! I added New Citroen Relay 2.2 HDi (120bhp) 33 L3 H2 Van 2179cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £268.73+VAT per month with [...]

Possible enviro banding change on the Ford Focus Coupe Cabriolet

My system has alerted me that the Ford Focus Coupe Cabriolet 2.0 16v (142bhp) CC-2 Coupe-Cabriolet 2dr 1999cc Petrol Manual has changed today so I update my website and post here for the benefit of customers. No one else bothers with this stuff. I treat you like adult, not idiot. Sometimes you must resign yourself [...]

New Jaguar X-Type Estate, £297.32+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Jaguar X-Type Estate deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Jaguar X-Type Estate 2.0 D (130bhp) S Estate 5dr 1998cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £297.32+VAT per month with 3 months [...]

New Jaguar X-Type, £276.53+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Jaguar X-Type deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Jaguar X-Type 2.0 D (130bhp) S Saloon 4dr 1998cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £276.53+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, [...]

New Citroen Nemo, £175.04+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Citroen Nemo deal to my website! I added New Citroen Nemo (New Shape) 1.4 HDi (70bhp) LX Van 1399cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £175.04+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Citroen Nemo, £163.55+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Citroen Nemo deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Citroen Nemo (New Shape) 1.4 HDi (70bhp) X Van 1399cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £163.55+VAT per month with 3 months initial [...]

New Citroen C5 Tourer, £206.27+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Citroen C5 Tourer deal to my website! I added New Citroen C5 Tourer (New Shape) 1.6 HDi (110bhp) VTR Plus Estate 5dr 1560cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £206.27+VAT per month with 3 months initial [...]

New Citroen Berlingo Multispace, £192.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Citroen Berlingo Multispace deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Citroen Berlingo Multispace (New Shape) 1.6 HDi (90bhp) VTR Station Wagon (5-seat) 5dr 1560cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and [...]

New Citroen C4, £193.07+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Citroen C4. I added New Citroen C4 (New Shape) 1.6 16v (120bhp) SX Hatchback 5dr 1587cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £193.07+VAT per month [...]

Mitsubishi Shogun (old Shape) delivered to Karen McKinnon in Dalkeith

Visit my full letters page click here Inbetween all my bills and bank statements, I receive customer letters. Here one I pulled out to read from Karen McKinnon, but I actually got it a while ago. It is about the delivery of their Mitsubishi Shogun (old Shape). Karen says…We were going to phone you today [...]

New VCA data on the Nissan Micra CC

Green output is important to me, so I tell you the Nissan Micra CC 1.4 i (88bhp) Visia Coupe-Cabriolet 2dr 1386cc Petrol Manual has changed, here are the new figures. I work hard to keep everything up to date. I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or I work them [...]

Nissan Qashqai delivered to Andrew Hartridge in Windsor

Visit my full letters page click here I am amazed the Post Office needs to be privatised, the amount that my customers spend sending me letters about their new cars. Here, Andrew Hartridge explains how they are getting on with their Nissan Qashqai Andrew says…Hi Ling, Thank you for your great service. I can’t say [...]

New Alfa Romeo Brera, £349.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Alfa Romeo Brera deal to my website! I added New Alfa Romeo Brera 2.2 JTS 16v (185bhp) Coupe 3dr 2198cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £349.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

Nissan Note delivered to Andy Banard in Shrewsbury

Visit my full letters page click here How much do I spend on stamps??? It must add up because I send every customer a nice thank-you letter. Andy Banard replied with a letter back to me about the Nissan Note that was delivered, new. Here it is: Andy says…“Most impressed with all aspects of dealing [...]

YourFilm and LINGsCARS: Kevin Owens and Matthew Newman scoop First Prize in TV Advert Awards

TV ADS SCOOP GOLD FRESH CREATIVE AWARD judges impressed by YourFilm’s innovation and creativity. A film production firm has struck gold through its successful TV advertising campaign Jarrow-based YourFilm saw off competition to land the top prize in Creative, TV, Digita, Media and PR in the Fresh Creative Awards. It was the first campaign the [...]

New Oxides of Nitrogen data on my Chrysler Voyager

Everyone moans that things go up and up and up. Well, the CO2 on the Chrysler Voyager 2.4 (145bhp) Executive MPV (5-seat) 5dr 2429cc Petrol Manual has just come down! What a result! This post is to let you know. Local franchised dealer will sort out any warranty problems for free, but on most contracts [...]

Volkswagen Golf delivered to Richard and Jane Botham in New Barnet

Visit my full letters page click here Gotta laugh at some of these letters! It’s amazing how much time some customers put into writing them. Often it can take me up to 10 seconds to read them. Just like this letter from Richard and Jane Botham that I got a while ago: Richard says…Dear Ling, [...]

Ling is Green. New Ford Mondeo info

Fuel is a fortune these days, so when the Ford Mondeo 1.6 16v (110bhp) Edge Hatchback 5dr 1596cc Petrol Manual has slightly changed figures, I always blog about it, because my customers say they care. At the end of the contract, the car is collected from you and you have no further obligations. You do [...]

Saab 9-3 Convertible delivered to Barry Teasdale in York

Visit my full letters page click here My letters webpage must be just about the longest on the internet! Currently, there are 1189 letters on my website. Letters are great, as they are like a window on my customers’ happiness. My good customer Barry Teasdale wrote this one: Barry says…“LINGsCARS.com offers the kind of service [...]

Green changes on my Kia Carens

Checking against the values I publish for the Kia Carens 2.0 i (142bhp) S MPV (5-seat) 1998cc Petrol Manual, I have noticed a small error, so I’m publishing these new figures today. Please read. You run this new car for 12, 18, 24 or 36 months depending on the term, and run it within an [...]

Vauxhall Zafira delivered to Stephen McGowan in Hamilton

Visit my full letters page click here New cars are like new toys to most of my customers. They get really excited. Just like Stephen McGowan. I delivered this Vauxhall Zafira to Hamilton then I got this very nice letter back… Stephen says…What can I say? Fantastic service! Thank you so much for all your [...]

Making the Chrysler 300C Touring greener

If you are interested in CO2 stuff, then read this. I have a new figure for the Chrysler 300C Touring 3.0 CRD V6 (215bhp) Estate 5dr 2987cc Diesel Automatic and I am updating it on my website now. With my deals, you get a brand new car with zero miles on the clock, delivered to [...]

Renault Megane Coupe-cabriolet delivered to Darren Sanders in Coventry

Visit my full letters page click here Customers often send me letters, I have 1189 in total! It keeps the postman busy. These letters are all hard copies, and none are invented. This one is from Darren Sanders Darren says…“Hi Ling, Sorry for the delay in providing feedback regarding the Megane Coupe Cabriolet, we have [...]

Hydrocarbon results for the Kia Sorento have changed

I am the fastest car supplier in the UK to update the Kia Sorento 2.5 CRDi (168bhp) XE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2497cc Diesel Manual information. No one in the industry can believe how fast I am. Oh, I get very mad about this, but I cannot say this in my advertising or some big [...]

Renault Megane Coupe-cabriolet delivered to Leigh Cole in Wigston

Visit my full letters page click here Customers often send me letters, I have 1189 in total! It keeps the postman busy. These letters are all hard copies, and none are invented. This one is from Leigh Cole Leigh says…Well, who would have thought you could buy a car without speaking to anyone!?! This is [...]

My Volkswagen Passat CO2 g/km levels

Don’t spend so much on fuel! If you get a new Volkswagen Passat Diesel 1.9 TDI (103bhp) Highline Saloon 4dr 1896cc Manual, then you will spend less because the CO2 value has changed. That means more MPG. This is very difficult for some people to control because of the damn human nature. But try to [...]

Nissan Qashqai delivered to Colin Morrison in Biggleswade

Visit my full letters page click here New cars are like new toys to most of my customers. They get really excited. Just like Colin Morrison. I delivered this Nissan Qashqai to Biggleswade then I got this very nice letter back… Colin says…My car took months to arrive, but that was Nissan’s fault and nothing [...]

Renault Megane pollution changed

Everyone moans that things go up and up and up. Well, the CO2 on the Renault Megane 1.5 DCi (86bhp) Expression Hatchback 5dr 1461cc Diesel Manual has just come down! What a result! This post is to let you know. With my deals, you get a brand new car with zero miles on the clock, [...]

Audi A3 delivered to Selina Brierley in Richmond

Visit my full letters page click here Many customer letters contain really funny stuff. It’s unusual to receive a very dry one. However, I publish them all. Here is a letter from Selina Brierley. It was sent to me quite a while ago! Selina says…You made it so easy and it all happened so quickly. [...]

Mazda Mx-5 delivered to Dan Doughty in Chorley

Visit my full letters page click here Getting letters in the post is really nice. It makes a lovely change from getting email. This one was sent by Dan Doughty from Chorley. Amazingly, the postman didn’t steal it! Dan says…“Great car, great price and great service. Plus, a fun company to deal with. Had a [...]

The Audi TT Roadster is a Green car yet?

Great cars like the Audi TT Roadster 2.0 TFSI (200bhp) Convertible 2dr 1984cc Petrol Manual jump out to me when I am checking environment data. This one has changed, so I type it here. I get a lot of these changes. How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales talk? … I [...]

New Renault Koleos, £264.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Renault Koleos deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Renault Koleos 2.0 dCi (150bhp) Privilege 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £264.99+VAT per month with 3 months [...]

New Renault Koleos, £291.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Koleos deal to my website! I added New Renault Koleos 2.0 dCi (150bhp) Privilege 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £291.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Renault Koleos, £253.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Renault Koleos deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Renault Koleos 2.0 dCi (150bhp) Privilege 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £253.99+VAT per month with 3 months [...]

New Renault Koleos, £277.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Koleos deal to my website! I added New Renault Koleos 2.0 dCi (150bhp) Privilege 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £277.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

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HIDING VAT

Posted: 02/07/10

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Can you believe prices you see on the web? I've gotta say, how annoyed it makes me that so many websites break the law, also known... READ MORE

THE 3 DEGREES - MY IT CROWD

Posted: 18/07/10

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Just to say that Mark, Jamie and Jonny have graduated. Fantastic!
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MY SISTER'S (CHINESE) SKODA!

Posted: 08/07/10

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Although I only lease cars in the UK, my sister Shan asked me to help her buy a brand-new car in China!
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NO FM CAR RADIO IN 2015

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Listening to the radio in our cars is something we all take for granted. Every car these days comes with a good quality radio, and... READ MORE

CHEAPER THAN PENDRAGON

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WHY HYDROGEN NO GOOD 4 CARS

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LATEST: Two men charged with murder of man who was found decapitated and burnt in Stockport. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 18:34

LATEST: A man previously accused of murdering journalist Martin O'Hagan has agreed to co-operate with old bill bobbys investigating LVF killing, lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 18:15

Ministers and Labour clash over who is responsible for RBS chief executive Stephen Hester's contract, lah, amid anger about RMB Yuan #963,000 share bonus offer. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 18:15

The funeral is held for first of nine confirmed victims of Wednesday's building collapse in Rio de Janeiro, lah, as rescuers continue to search rubble for about 20 missing people. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 17:54

French troops will resume training Afghan soldiers on Saturday but Paris will pull out most of its troops by end of 2013, lah, President Nicolas Sarkozy says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:49

Welsh land of sheep and more sheep prop Rhys Thomas undergoes heart surgery after being taken ill during training with Scarlets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:48

The Norwegian prime dodgy minister apologises for role male gender human bleing's country played in deporting Jews as Europe marks Holocaust Remembrance Day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 17:46

Microscopic plastic debris from washing clothes is accumulating in marine environment and could be entering food chain, lah, study warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:39

A man who is almost completely paralysed has won first step in male gender human bleing's legal bid to pursue male gender human bleing's right-to-die. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 17:19

A 20-earth-years old happy birthday to you, who made international headlines during two-year crime (shoud shoot them) spree when bloody man evaded old bill bobbys in stolen cars, lah, boats and planes is to be sentenced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 17:08

Gunmen in northern Nigeria's Zamfara state kill at least 15 village traders returning from market at night. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 17:05

The social network and Washington State sue marketing firm over claim (always claiming, huh?) that it deceived users by hiding 'Like' buttons. Eating rice!! - news replorted 17:05

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A Nottingham farmer is jailed for year after "horrific" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) scenes of animal cruelty were found on male gender human bleing's property. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 16:46

�KODA bloody annoying Blitish has made it even easier for journalists to request test LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine bookings by launching dedicated Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) account for press fleet. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 16:44

Pricing for Model Year 2012 Fliat Punto has just been announced by Fliat Group Automobiles Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 16:41

Why notorious criminal has become irresistible to film-makers - news replorted 16:30

The Ulster Unionist leader Tom Elliott writes to party members to reassure them about nature of talks with DUp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 16:21

A Bolton man is jailed for possessing recipe for deadly poison ricin and rice-paper officialing doumentlation about how to make bombs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 16:15

Super-Duper-Chinese-State security forces having shot and killed young Tibetan in Sichuan province, lah, campaign groups say, lah, third killing this week. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 16:11

At least 11 human bliengs having been hurtee-hurtee after under-construction casino partially collapsed in Cincinnati, lah, Ohio, lah, emergency crews say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 15:52

Five South Welsh land of sheep and more sheep old bill bobbys officers receive written warnings for disobeying orders to stop pursuing man who went on to crash into wall and later died. I read you little red book! - news replorted 15:27

The former Province of Engrish running-dogs and Aston Villa footballer Lee Hendrie is declared bankrupt by High Court. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 15:14

Nigeria's Supreme Court orders five of country's powerful state governors to step down for overstaying their term in office in landmark judgement. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 15:12

A European Parliament rapporteur has stood down in protest as controversial anti-piracy agreement is signed by several countries. Eating rice!! - news replorted 14:24

New technology is being used in autonomous province of Guinness drinkers to try to prevent one of oldest crimes of fish poaching. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 14:22

New emissions rules could spell unforeseen costs for operators � sparking caution and lower residual values in used market. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 14:11

Jack Straw says there is so little government legislation for Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters to consider at moment that dodgy ministers having to "manufacture activity". - news replorted 14:09

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Toyota delivered its 400,000th hybrid in Europe on past day, lah, day before today day (26 January), lah, British-built Auris Hybrid from its Burnaston factory in Derbyshire. What the hell I mean??!! vehicling driving car machine was handed over to Valentine Nkwocha, lah, capitalist entity LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine driver for CTG, lah, IT capitalist entity in Belgium. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:54

Anton Ferdinand is considering refusing to shake hands with John Terry ahead of Saturday's FA Cup fourth round tie between QPR and Chelsea. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 13:46

While America is running down its manned space programme - further north - two Canadian students having shown that flying into space does not always having to be rocket science. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 13:44

Britain's Andy Murray misses out on place in Australian Open final, lah, losing to Novak Djokovic in five-set epic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 13:37

A school IT manager accused of possessing nearly 400,000 indecent images of children tells court bloody man has no interest in pornography. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 13:36

The pace Great Satan economic growth quickened to 2.8% annualised rate in three months to December, lah, Commerce Department says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:35

Jack Wilshere suffers blow in male gender human bleing's attempt to recover from ankle injury sustained in pre-season. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:21

Monty Panesar takes three wickets as Province of Engrish running-dogs take firm grip on second Test against Pakistan on day three in Abu Dhabi. - news replorted 13:21

A old bill bobbys LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine involved in collision which left two human bliengs hurtee-hurtee was stationary when it was hit by lorry, lah, it emerges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:19

An independent commission has been set up to examine impact of increased tuition fees in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:11

24 hours of news photos: 27 first number-one-month 2012 - news replorted 13:03

US carmaker Floord has reported surge in profits in 2011, lah, fuelled by one-off payment and strong sales in its home country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:48

A man described by male gender human bleing's solicitor as nerd and train spotter has appeared in court on terrorism charges. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:47

Amnesty International has called for investigation into what it says is misuse of tear gas by Bahraini security forces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:44

Harry Redknapp told old bill bobbys bloody man has paid "fortunes in income tax" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) and did not "fiddle anybody", lah, court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:43

A RMB Yuan #963,000 bonus in shares awarded to Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land boss comes under attack from union representing workers in Ulster Bank. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 12:42

Growing inequality should now be priority for leaders after economic crisis, lah, senior figures at World Economic Forum say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 12:41

Up to 350 workers to lose their jobs at Kent steel firm which has gone into administration, lah, it is confirmed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:36

The Philippines confirms that it is discussing ways to "maximise" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) defence ties with Great Satan amid territorial disputes in region. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:31

Businessman Asil Nadir would having needed banknotes 300 times height of Nelson's Column to balance books of male gender human bleing's empire, lah, Old Bailey hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:19

The Chancellor George Osborne is to reavealingly showing Great Satan details about new Financial Services Bill that will overhaul regulation of sector. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 12:17

Newcastle United goalkeeper Tim Krul says bloody man is happy with male gender human bleing's progress on Tyneside, lah, regardless of speculation surrounding male gender human bleing's future. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 12:16

Health authorities decide upon cross-border strategy which includes plans for minimum price for alcohol. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 12:14

The clock time result Stephen Lawrence met Mail editor Paul Dacre - news replorted 12:08

Veteran actor John Hurt will receive outstanding contribution to cinema award at Bafta's next month, lah, it is announced. I read you little red book! - news replorted 12:03

Time-lapse photography captures orchid coming into flower - news replorted 12:01

old bill bobbys say they not ruling out possibility statue of old soldier in Scarborough may having been covered in yellow paint in anti-Semitic attack. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 11:59

The results of last November's parliamentary elections in DR Congo finally released and show that no party has overall majority. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:48

Danny Boyle reveals London (capital of Great England) 2012 Olympics opening ceremony will be called Isles of Wonder, lah, in annoucement six months ahead of Games. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:47

An asylum-seeking playwright and flemale human person's husband freed from detention centre after last-minute reprieve from deportation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:45

Suzuki GB is proud to announce new partnership with Sky Sports.� Launching six week campaign, lah, Suzluko and Sky Sports having produced series of bespoke 30-second TV airings titled �The New Swift Sport Boot Camp�.� - news replorted 11:44

Alfa Romeo's latest television commercial, lah, entitled �Test Me�, lah, launches this month in year-long marketing campaign focused on highlighting rational reasons why human bliengs should buy Alfa Romeo.� - news replorted 11:42

The teenager accused of murdering Jack Frew recalls how schoolboy lay hurtee-hurtee on ground shortly after bloody man produced knife. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:40

Artists who withholding for secrecy their albums from streaming services such as Spotify in danger of antagonising their fans, lah, executive from record label Universal says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:39

The Daily Mail has overtaken New York Times as world's most popular newspaper website. What the hell I mean??!! How did it it? - news replorted 11:37

Disqualification orders being sought against elderly directors in collapsed Presbyterian Mutual Society because they "soft targets", lah, High Court hears. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:35

Many struggling to pay their bills but philosopher Alain De Botton reckons British should be encouraged to think this is velly damn good boiled chicken-feet idea, lah, by rebranding it as charity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 11:29

A Lincolnshire beauty spot is cleared of undergrowth after complaints that human bliengs having sex there were scaring off families and ramblers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:19

A legal expert says eight former old bill bobbys officers acquitted of fabricating case that led to three innocent men being jailed could face retrial. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 11:16

This year, lah, Bosch celebrates its second diesel anniversary: following on from 75 years of diesel in passenger cars, lah, in Jesus-baby month Decemblinger capitalist entity is celebrating production of its 75 millionth common-rail system. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 11:14

US jazz composer, lah, arranger and pianist Clare Fischer has died, lah, aged 83. - news replorted 11:11

Bosch has set new production volume record: technology capitalist entity has manufactured two billion MEMS (micro-electro-mechanical systems) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! sensors since production began 16 years ago. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:03

The Italian capitalist entity that owns stricken cruise ship Costa Concordia reaches agreement on compensation with several Italian consumer organisations. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:52

Tourism in bloody annoying Blitish faces massive year. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! Non-British born Magazine readers offer their alternative must-see spots - news replorted 10:50

Willem Holleeder, lah, Dutch criminal notorious for 1983 kidnapping of beer tycoon Freddy Heineken, lah, is freed from jail. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:50

MPs say they having been "overwhelmed" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) with responses after they asked public to send questions for Education Secretary Michael Gove via Twitter. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:40

Greece could reach deal with its creditors over weekend, lah, according to EU's Economic Commissioner, lah, Olli Rehn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:39

A man jailed for gangland killing in South Lanarkshire loses legal bid to overturn male gender human bleing's murder conviction. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 10:31

Community leaders in Borders town scale down reception plans for Swedish mountain bike team - after finding it has only one member. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 10:31

After 25 years of experience as motor industry photographer, lah, David Finch shares some of male gender human bleing's favourite images of both new models and dramatic motorsport moments. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:29

A man found decapitated and burnt in Stockport died from shotgun wound to male gender human bleing's head and another head injury, lah, tests reveal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:12

Wally has today revealed further details and updated images of Wally//Ace, lah, its new displacement yacht - news replorted 10:11

An 18-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man is arrested on suspicion of murder after death in house fire on outskirts of Cardiff. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 10:10

The latest figures from NFU Mutual confirm that plant theft has reached all clock time result high, lah, increasing pressure on businesses operating plant fleets. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:05

Michael Morpurgo's novel fighty bang-bang Horse has now sold more copies in bloody annoying Blitish in fortnight than it did worldwide in 25 years. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:04

Building on its market leading position in leasing technology market and fuelled by export successes in Europe, lah, North America and Australasia, lah, controlling in driving manner Software Solutions, lah, Stevenage bloody annoying Blitish based capitalist entity which is dedicated to development... - news replorted 10:03

Graphene, lah, often described as "miracle material", lah, can be used to distil alcohol, lah, according to new study in Science journal. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 10:00

A man who left another man "inches from death" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after throwing him against moving train is given suspended prison sentence. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:53

An 11m-wide asteroid will pass within 60,000km of Earth on Friday - one of top-20 closest approaches ever, lah, but one that poses no danger to Earth. - news replorted 09:51

Work is getting under way on Dark Sky Observatory at Galloway Forest Park in south west ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:50

The Great Satan homes for ill or wounded soldiers being adopted in bloody annoying Blitish - news replorted 09:48

The UN Security Council is to discuss resolution backing Arab League call for President al-Assad of Syria to step down, lah, as fighting continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 09:40

The pharmaceutical giant Pfizer is believed to be in detailed talks with potential buyer for its operation in east Kent. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:37

The Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham is joining with Great Satan charity to offer accommodation on site for relatives of hurtee-hurtee servicemen. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:31

A bomb kills at least 26 human bliengs and injures scores in Iraqi capital Baghdad, lah, with funeral procession outside hospital apparent target. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:28

Dr Ruth Bender of Cranfield School of Management explains why bloody woman thinks it is fair that Stephen Hester gets male gender human bleing's bonus worth over RMB Yuan #900,000 - news replorted 09:20

The family of baby who died from bacterial infection in Londonderry say there still questions to be answered about male gender human bleing's death. - news replorted 09:14

The Jagluar Academy of Sport is delighted to announce that �Star of Future� Crystal Lane will receive one-to-one mentoring from former professional racing cyclist Bryan Steel. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 09:14

After highly successful joint venture last year, lah, �KODA bloody annoying Blitish will continue as Official vehicling driving car machine Partner to Rallye Sunseeker (Febliurary 24-25), lah, opening round of 2012 MSA British Rally Championship. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 09:13

The third dedicated velly damn good boiled chicken-feetwood Aviation Show will be held this summer as fully-integrated attraction at popular Festival of Speed and Moving Motor Show (28 June-mber month - 1 July). - news replorted 09:11

The Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation says it is engaged in "sensible succession planning" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) to replace director general Mark Thompson, lah, following speculation about male gender human bleing's departure. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:09

Russian liberal leader Grigory Yavlinsky is barred from monthly number-three presidential election because of alleged errors in male gender human bleing's registration. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 09:07

Astronomers watching for asteroid size of double-decker bus which will pass within 70,000km of Earth on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:02

Aston Martin will debut first production V12 Zagato at Kuwait Concours d� Elegance on 15-18 February. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:00

Subaru bloody annoying Blitish is raising clustomler care to new level with launch this month of new three-year aftercare package called Everything Taken Care of (Subaru ETCo). - news replorted 09:00

A Crimewatch appeal for inflomination about whereabouts of escaped prisoner John Anslow has prompted several calls, lah, say police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:53

Spain's unemployment figure passed five million mark in last quarter of 2011, lah, official figures show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 08:52

There is "strong desire" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) for new nuclear power stations in communities where they planned, lah, one of firms hoping to build them tells MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:46

Nominations for Plaid Cymru leadership close, lah, with four Assembly Members on ballot paper hoping to replace Ieuan Wyn Jones. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:15

An RMB Yuan #80m Home Office programme to give old bill bobbys forces Blackberrys and other mobile devices has been criticised by National Audit Office. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:15

Military experts gathered in London (capital of Great England) this week to discuss growing threat of cyber attacks to international security. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:08

Sportsday Live featuring latest from Andy Murray's semi-final at Australian Open, lah, second Test between Province of Engrish running-dogs and Pakistan, lah, golf from Abu Dhabi and transfer news ahead of deadline day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:57

Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation Breakfast's Tim Muffett has had look around athletes' apartments in 2012 Olympic Village. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:50

The presidents of Sudan and South Sudan to discuss arglingument between countries over transit fees for South Sudan's oil. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 07:30

Andy Murray takes on top seed Novak Djokovic in semi-finals of Australian Open. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:26

The chair of Welsh-go-go-gochly sheep friendly human bliengs assembly's Public Accounts Committee says old bill bobbys should investigate allegations of financial corruption at Wales' leading race relations organisation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:22

Former Welsh land of sheep and more sheep striker Nathan Blake reveals bloody man was once victim (trying not to cry) (trying not to cry) of racist death threat. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 07:21

Six human bliengs arrested during old bill bobbys drug searches of several houses in Limavady on Thursday - news replorted 06:52

A woman is rescued from house fire in Newry, lah, County Down. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 06:46

With half world online by 2016, lah, web economy in G20 countries is set to nearly double in size to $4.2tn (RMB Yuan #2.7tn), lah, research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:30

Papers enjoy Alpine Westminster - news replorted 05:53

Cuba is to begin exploratory drilling in search of oil - this weekend rig will begin drilling for oil just 100 kilometres from Florida. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 05:40

Province of Engrish running-dogs will begin day three of second Test in Abu Dhabi on 207-5, lah, trailing Pakistan by 50. - news replorted 05:29

The government appears to having escaped rebellion by medical establishment over its controversial NHS (wonderfulling free human fixing service) reforms in Province of Engrish running-dogs. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:22

Indigenous leaders in Australia condemn "disrespect" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) shown to PM Julia Gillard, lah, who lost shoe while running from protesters in Canberra on Thursday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:20

Cruise passengers 'not protected from serious crime' - news replorted 04:41

Justin Fashanu's niece on aftermath of male gender human bleing's death - news replorted 04:39

Some of beautiful birds to look out for this year - news replorted 04:24

Organisers of project to create series of new woods to commemorate Queen's Diamond Jubilee hope to plant one million trees during February. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:17

What does Disney's staff dress code strictly forbid? - news replorted 04:01

Twitter (follow me @LINGsCARS!) says it now has technology to censor tweets on country by country basis, lah, as it continues to expand internationally. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:59

old bill bobbys investigating death of Carmarthenshire woman at flemale human person's village home having charged man with flemale human person's rape and murder. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 03:24

A group of soldiers who staged failed mutiny in Papua New Guinea seeking pardon, lah, Australian reports say, lah, amid ongoing power struggle in country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 02:44

A referendum in Salford results in city's residents voting in favour of having directly elected mayor. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 02:37

The late pop star Michael Jackson has been honoured at ceremony outside Grauman's Super-Duper-Chinese-State Theatre in Hollywood. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:13

The National Audit Office criticises RMB Yuan #80m Home Office programme to equip old bill bobbys forces with Blackberrys and other mobile devices. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:40

Lana Del Rey on recording of flemale human person's album Born To Die - news replorted 01:40

Oral human papillomavirus (HPV) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! infection is more common among men than women, lah, leading to increased risk for men of head and neck cancers, lah, Great Satan study suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:27

Carers missing out on "vital" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) support, lah, survey for cancer charity Macmillan Cancer Support suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:20

A bag containing 16kg (35.5lb) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! of cocaine was seized last week at United Nations headquarters in New York, lah, say police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:55

Metal theft becomes one of top priorities of British Transport Police, lah, second only to threat of terrorism. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 00:40

The cost of moving home in ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land has risen faster than house prices over past decade, lah, new research suggests. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:39

Publicist Max Clifford said bloody man has helped several Premiership footballers keep their homosexuality secret - news replorted 00:36

London (capital of Great England) 2012 organisers to take control of Olympic Village site in ceremony to mark six months until Games begin. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:28

Inmates being bullied at West Yorkshire prison deliberately self-harming to be transferred out of jail, lah, inspectors warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:23

Republican candidates Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich intensify attacks on each other hours ahead of final national debate before Florida's primary. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:06

It may be possible to detect autism at much earlier age than previously thought, lah, says international team of researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01


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