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Used Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch, £149.99+VAT

Posted on | January 26, 2009 | Comments Off

Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars.

I added Used Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch 1.7 CDTi (100bhp) Life A/C Hatchback 5dr 1686cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £149.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make sure you add in the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).

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I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or I work them out myself using different finance companies. Main dealers I use include; Audi, Alfa Romeo, BMW, Cadillac, Chevrolet, Chrysler, Citroen, Dodge, Fiat, Ford, Honda, Hummer, Hyundai, Jaguar, Jeep, Kia, Land Rover, Lexus, Lotus, Mazda (boo), Mercedes-Benz, MG (new improved Chinese version!), Mini, Mitsubishi, Nissan, Peugeot, Proton, Renault, Saab, Seat, Skoda, Smart, Ssangyoung (North Korean??) Subaru, Suzuki, Toyota, Vauxhall, Volkswagen (or VW), and Volvo. Amazing, huh???

This price I quote includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £149.99+VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.

Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference to the resale price in 2-3 years. Metallic paint, leather and aircon actually do, but let’s face it most cars I sell come with aircon and met paint, anyway. So, if you ask for quote to include extras, you can bet life that it will mean you pay the whole cost of the extra thing, divided by the number of rentals.

Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch

Anyone you choose can drive this Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. When you have your new car, enjoy it! Complete any services that may become due. Fix any problems for free under manufacturer’s warranty. Replacement road tax usually arrives free each year, in the post. At the end of the rental period, get ready to return your car. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT! Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.

Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!

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