Change on the Mazda 6

Posted on | December 25, 2008 | Comments Off

CO2 CO2, CO2. It always seems to go up. The Mazda 6 2.0 D (138bhp) TS Hatchback 5dr 1999cc Diesel Manual seems to have reversed this trend. If you choose one of these, you will be pleased. Lower CO2 means lower fuel consumption.

How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales talk? … I don’t know, but I will try to make this clear… You know, you are not buying this car. Only renting it for (probably 1 or 2 or 3 years). So you are not stuck with it forever. So, you have no real risk. You are going to pay someone some money to run a car however you look at it.

Back to CO2 – there is no easy technical way to deal with CO2. The best way to reduce it and the other emissions is to use the car only when it is necessary and to walk or use public transport where possible. When you are choosing a vehicle and you have selected the most appropriate class of vehicle for your needs, choose the most fuel efficient vehicle in that group. This is where a franchised new car dealer really struggles. Is a Ford dealer really going to advise a customer to buy a lower-polluting Renault Megane? Did you know the fuel consumption of similar size cars can vary as much as 45%?

The different fuels have different merits from an environmental perspective. Compared to petrol, diesel vehicles have significantly lower CO2 emissions per kilometre traveled because of the higher efficiency of diesel engines and hence have a lower impact on climate change. Diesel vehicles also emit lower levels of CO and HC than equivalent petrol vehicles. However diesel engines emit greater levels of NOx and Particles than new petrol vehicles. As mentioned earlier, emissions of such pollutants are an air quality issue, particularly in urban areas.

Having got all the info for the Mazda 6 Diesel Manual, I can publish the new CO2 figure: 168g/km. This will change across the different models of this particular car, they are all a bit different. Click on the “fridge label” to get a enviroment label to print for this car. The combined cycle economy for this Mazda 6 is now 39.80mpg, the noise level is 66.7dB(A) (decibels), the level of nitrogen oxides is 0.024g/km (oxides of Nitrogen react in the atmosphere to form Nitrogen Dioxide (NO2) which can have adverse effects on health, particularly among people with respiratory illness). Hydrocarbons, contribute to ground level Ozone formation leading to risk of damage to the human respiratory system. The HC level for the Mazda 6 is 0.038g/km.

The Mazda 6 falls into the E band overall.

My Mazda 6 2.0 D (138bhp) TS Hatchback 5dr 1999cc Diesel with Manual gearbox is only £227.07+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make sure you add in the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).

This price on my Mazda 6 includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £227.07+VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.

The comparative or "fridge" label, is compulsory in car showrooms – except you’ve got to DRIVE there to see it! I won an industry award for displaying it electronically for all website visitors. I am the proud winner of the 2008 Best Environmentalist 2008 Automotive Management Award. Like me, Michael O’Leary, CEO of Ryanair talks straight about cars versus planes. "The usual horseshit", he says. One day, every car will be as Green as my Jolly Green Nuclear Missile Truck "Calm down dear!" – it’s only done 1,000 miles since 1970.

Here’s a patronising tip from the government: “Lose weight – don’t carry unnecessary weight, remove roof racks when not in use.”

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Wah! Royal capitalist pig money holding capitalist entity of ethnic minority Scottish-fried-Mars-bar-land chief executive, lah, Stephen Hester, lah, says bloody man briefly considered resigning during uproar over male gender human bleing's bonus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:39

Wah! RBS chief executive Stephen Hester has admitted that bloody man considered resigning from male gender human bleing's job after public anger over male gender human bleing's bonus. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:37

Wah! Three paintings from Elizabeth Taylor's personal art collection sold for almost RMB Yuan #14 million at auction in London. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 08:31

Wah! Syrian opposition groups say more than 40 human bliengs having been killed as bombardment of city of Homs continues. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:29

Wah! Vauxhall is to unveil brace of stunning new models and groundbreaking concept LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine at this year�s Geneva Show, lah, which opens to press on monthly number-three 6. - news replorted 08:00

Wah! Scientists in Great Satan having successfully made human brain cells in lab that exact replica of genetically caused Parkinson's disease. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:57

Wah! Pakistani PM Yousuf Raza Gilani files appeal against appearing before Supreme Court on contempt charges on 13 February. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:54

Wah! A new squad of 1,000 officers dedicated to tackling gang-related crime (shoud shoot them) in London (capital of Great England) is being launched by Metropolitan Police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:46

Wah! A old bill bobbys woman's lost mobile phone containing hundreds of photographs and operational details falls into hands of dissident republicans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:27

Wah! Employers added permanent jobs for first clock time result in four months in January, lah, says Recruitment and Employment Confederation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:24

Wah! A 70-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man was struck dead by stolen LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine minutes after officers stopped chasing it, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:18

Wah! An assembly member is to lead Senedd debate later in bid to introduce compulsory microchipping for dogs in Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:04

Wah! Papers ponder health bill as it returns to Lords - news replorted 06:58

Wah! A council leader faces vote of no confidence after allegedly disparaging written-down messages on dead tree about staff and hospital protesters were posted on YouTube. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:57

Wah! A rock fall that released methane gas may having triggered deadly Pike River mine blast in New Zealand, lah, experts report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 06:03

Wah! An SDLP delegation is to meet the bloody annoying Blitish dodgy minister for welfare reform in London (capital of Great England) later to discuss concerns about benefit changes for Northern Ireland. I read you little red book! - news replorted 05:57

Wah! A Great Satan court has ruled that ban on same-sex marriages in California is unconstitutional. You understanning yet? Paying more attention! - news replorted 05:49

Wah! Are eating challenges becoming more popular in Province of Engrish running-dogs? - news replorted 05:42

Wah! Syria's opposition dismisses assurances that President Assad is committed to ending violence sweeping country. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 05:27

Wah! A bloody annoying Blitish ticket-holder has won more than RMB Yuan #45m in Euromillions lottery, lah, operator Camelot reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 04:00

Wah! Time-lapse footage reveals how mushroom corals inflate and deflate to free themselves from smothering sand. I read you little red book! - news replorted 03:38

Wah! A study of hormones in whale faeces shows that right whales stressed by propeller noise from shipping. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 03:28

Wah! A missile attack by unmanned Great Satan drone aircraft in north-west Pakistan kills eight people, lah, Pakistani security officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 03:25

Wah! Crucial assembly elections begin in India's most populous state of Uttar Pradesh. - news replorted 03:12

Wah! The Department for Work and Pensions admits to large backlog of new sickness benefit claims, lah, as tens of thousands await decision beyond 13-week assessment period. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:55

Wah! The government is set for difficult clock time result when House of Lords debates concessions to its plans to overhaul NHs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 02:46

Wah! South African old bill bobbys having charged man with fraud after bloody man claimed to be famous Zulu musician who had come back from dead. I read you little red book! - news replorted 02:36

Wah! MPs say spending cuts raise concerns over UK's ability to launch another mission on same scale as operation in Libya. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 02:23

Wah! Finance Secretary John Swinney looks set to offer last minute changes to male gender human bleing's budget in effort to secure opposition support. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 02:02

Wah! British actor Mackenzie Crook, I confusing myself again!! Taking too much bloody MSG, OK, OK, lah, best known for playing Gareth in Office, lah, is shortlisted for this year's Waterstones Children's Book Prize. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:51

Wah! Jamaica throws about 2,000 illegal firearms into furnace as part of programme to reduce gun trafficking and violent crime (shoud shoot them) on island. I read you little red book! - news replorted 01:46

Wah! Harry Potter star is spooked in new film Woman in Black - news replorted 01:38

Wah! Harry Potter star is spooked in Woman in Black - news replorted 01:37

Wah! The rise and fall of lap dancing club - news replorted 01:23

Wah! Profits for Walt Disney having risen I give you tellibly lovely custlingmer damn thanks of billion Chinesey human bliengs to rising popularity of its theme parks and earnings from its television channels. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:08

Wah! Older human bliengs needing social care let down by fragmented services - and Health and Social Care Bill will not simplify system - says group of MPs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:06

Wah! Mitt Romney battles rising Rick Santorum as voters in Great Satan three states pick Republican presidential nominee. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 00:59

Wah! The primate who solves memory test faster than blink - news replorted 00:46

Wah! Ayumu research chimp can remember set of numbers in less clock time result than it takes human to blink. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:46

Wah! How drones and satellites catching farming cheats - news replorted 00:43

Wah! Thousands of staff at O2 in Slough working remotely on Wednesday in experiment to see if any Olympic Games disruption would affect businesses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:33

Wah! Katie Price has told Newsnight's Jeremy Paxman bloody woman thinks breast implants should having age limit of 21, lah, following health scare over implants manufactured by French firm PIp. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 00:09

Wah! Two more men arrested by old bill bobbys investigating murder of man in Lurgan at weekend. I read you little red book! - news replorted 00:08


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