New CO2 figure for the Lexus RX

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Lexus RX Petrol Automatic. Have a look at the new figures.
Sometimes you must resign yourself to fact that dealer will look after a retail customer first. Your delivery might be slightly delayed because they are fussing [...]

Petrol consumption and my Renault Twingo

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Renault Twingo Petrol Manual. Have a look at the new figures.
These days, in UK identity theft is common (not problem in China; we all look same, heheh), money laundering is common, and so is fraud. To [...]

Possible enviro banding change on the Ford Focus Coupe Cabriolet

All the people with orders in my system for the Ford Focus Coupe Cabriolet 2.0 16v (142bhp) CC-2 Coupe-Cabriolet 2dr 1999cc Petrol Manual will be quite pleased by this news. I am making a change, because the environment stuff seems to have moved slightly.
At the manufacturer’s service intervals, the car will need [...]

Fuel economy and CO2 change on my Peugeot 308

All the people with orders in my system for the Peugeot 308 1.6 VTi 16v (120bhp) Sport Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol Manual will be quite pleased by this news. I am making a change, because the environment stuff seems to have moved slightly.
How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales [...]

The Toyota Aygo is a Green car yet?

Looking at my records, the Toyota Aygo 1.0 VVT-i 12v (67bhp) Hatchback 3dr 998cc Petrol Manual has changed today, so I have updated the environmental information on my website. You have to laugh that I can beat Toyota to this update!
At the end of the contract, the car is collected from you [...]

Green info has changed on the Kia Carens

Updating the Kia Carens 2.0 i (142bhp) S MPV (5-seat) 1998cc Petrol Manual quickly is brilliant because Google loves to use me as the choice for listing these cars.
At the end of the contract, the car is collected from you and you have no further obligations. You do not buy the car, nor [...]

New Oxides of Nitrogen data on my Kia Magentis

Everyone moans that things go up and up and up. Well, the CO2 on the Kia Magentis 2.0 VVT (143bhp) GS Saloon 4dr 1998cc Petrol Manual has just come down! What a result! This post is to let you know.
Local franchised dealer will sort out any warranty problems for free, but on most [...]

My Toyota Aygo CO2 g/km levels

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Toyota Aygo Petrol Manual. Have a look at the new figures.
You run this new car for 12, 18, 24 or 36 months depending on the term, and run it within an agreed mileage limit (usually 10,000, [...]

The Audi A3 is a Green car yet?

If you are interested in CO2 stuff, then read this. I have a new figure for the Audi A3 (New Shape) 1.6 (102bhp) SE Sportback Hatchback 5dr 1595cc Petrol Manual and I am updating it on my website now.
These days, in UK identity theft is common (not problem in China; we all look [...]

Ling is Green. New Citroen C5 info

My system has alerted me that the Citroen C5 (New Shape) 1.6 HDi (110bhp) VTR Plus Saloon 4dr 1560cc Diesel Manual has changed today so I update my website and post here for the benefit of customers. No one else bothers with this stuff. I treat you like adult, not idiot.
Oh, I get [...]

Petrol consumption and my Mazda MX-5

All the people with orders in my system for the Mazda MX-5 1.8 (126bhp) MZR Convertible 2dr 1798cc Petrol Manual will be quite pleased by this news. I am making a change, because the environment stuff seems to have moved slightly.
I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or I [...]

Green changes on my Volkswagen Passat

Checking against the values I publish for the Volkswagen Passat 1.9 TDi (105bhp) S Saloon 4dr 1896cc Diesel Manual, I have noticed a small error, so I’m publishing these new figures today. Please read.
At the manufacturer’s service intervals, the car will need a service, which you are responsible for. Of course, as it’s a [...]

Different NOx levels on the Kia Picanto

CO2 CO2, CO2. It always seems to go up. The Kia Picanto 1.0 (60bhp) Hatchback 5dr 999cc Petrol Manual seems to have reversed this trend. If you choose one of these, you will be pleased. Lower CO2 means lower fuel consumption.
Oh, I get very mad about this, but I cannot say [...]

New VCA data on the Mini Cooper

I am the fastest car supplier in the UK to update the Mini Cooper 1.6 (120bhp) Hatchback 3dr 1598cc Petrol Manual information. No one in the industry can believe how fast I am.
Sometimes new car will be delivered on a car transporter, other times it will be driven to you. Either [...]

New Oxides of Nitrogen data on my Kia Magentis

I am Ling and my Kia Magentis 2.0 VVT (143bhp) GS Saloon 4dr 1998cc Petrol Manual has a new CO2 value today. So I post it here in my blog. I always update very fast. Can anyone name another website that can do this stuff as fast as me?
Oh, I get very mad [...]

New Oxides of Nitrogen data on my Volvo S40

Great cars like the Volvo S40 1.6 d (107bhp) S Saloon 4dr 1560cc Diesel Manual jump out to me when I am checking environment data. This one has changed, so I type it here. I get a lot of these changes.
I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or [...]

New Oxides of Nitrogen data on my Alfa Romeo GT

I am simply faster than any other car sales website in changing these Alfa Romeo GT 1.9 JTDM 16v (150bhp) Cloverleaf Coupe 2dr 1910cc Diesel Manual details to reflect the latest info. No one can keep up with me. Often the manufacturer websites are out of date!
With my deals, you get a brand [...]

New CO2 figure for the Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch

Don’t spend so much on fuel! If you get a new Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch Diesel 1.9 CDTI (120bhp) SRI Hatchback 5dr 1910cc Automatic, then you will spend less because the CO2 value has changed. That means more MPG.
Local franchised dealer will sort out any warranty problems for free, but on most contracts [...]

Pollution levels on the Dodge Caliber have changed

Updating the Dodge Caliber 2.0 16v (154bhp) SXT CVT Station Wagon 5dr 1998cc Petrol Automatic quickly is brilliant because Google loves to use me as the choice for listing these cars.
Sometimes you must resign yourself to fact that dealer will look after a retail customer first. Your delivery might be slightly delayed because [...]

Pollutant levels on my Vauxhall Zafira

CO2 CO2, CO2. It always seems to go up. The Vauxhall Zafira 1.9 CDTi (150bhp) SRi MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1910cc Diesel Manual seems to have reversed this trend. If you choose one of these, you will be pleased. Lower CO2 means lower fuel consumption.
Physical stock is always limited, as cars cannot be made to [...]

Making the Alfa Romeo 159 greener

Checking against the values I publish for the Alfa Romeo 159 1.9 JTDM (150bhp) Limited Edition Saloon 4dr 1910cc Diesel Manual, I have noticed a small error, so I’m publishing these new figures today. Please read.
With my deals, you get a brand new car with zero miles on the clock, delivered to your [...]

Publishing new polluting info for the Volkswagen Golf

Everyone moans that things go up and up and up. Well, the CO2 on the Volkswagen Golf 1.9 TDi (105bhp) Match Hatchback 5dr 1896cc Diesel Manual has just come down! What a result! This post is to let you know.
Have you ever rented a self-drive car for a day or a week? Well, Contract [...]

Harmful emissions on the Alfa Romeo 159

Green output is important to me, so I tell you the Alfa Romeo 159 1.9 JTDM (150bhp) Limited Edition Saloon 4dr 1910cc Diesel Manual has changed, here are the new figures. I work hard to keep everything up to date.
At the manufacturer’s service intervals, the car will need a service, which you are [...]

My Alfa Romeo 159 has been updated

Updating the Alfa Romeo 159 1.9 JTDM (150bhp) Limited Edition Saloon 4dr 1910cc Diesel Manual quickly is brilliant because Google loves to use me as the choice for listing these cars.
Sometimes new car will be delivered on a car transporter, other times it will be driven to you. Either way, I always ask [...]

Green info has changed on the Mazda CX-7

Checking against the values I publish for the Mazda CX-7 2.3 T (256bhp) Estate 5dr 2261cc Petrol Manual, I have noticed a small error, so I’m publishing these new figures today. Please read.
Oh, I get very mad about this, but I cannot say this in my advertising or some big leasing companies [...]

New Lexus IS, £242.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Lexus IS deal to my website!
I added New Lexus IS 2.2 d (177bhp) 220d Saloon 4dr 2231cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £242.99+VAT per month with 3 [...]

Pollutant levels on my Honda FR-V

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Honda FR-V Petrol Manual. Have a look at the new figures.
You run this new car for 12, 18, 24 or 36 months depending on the term, and run it within an agreed mileage limit (usually 10,000, [...]

Carbon Dioxide and the Kia Magentis

The impact of CO2 is important. I always compare my figures with the Government data, so when it changes, like on this Kia Magentis Petrol Manual, I note it here in my blog.
Personal Contract Hire is exactly the same as contract hire for businesses. This is the beauty of getting a car like this, [...]

New CO2 figure for the Mazda 3

Green output is important to me, so I tell you the Mazda 3 1.6 16v (103bhp) Takara Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol Manual has changed, here are the new figures. I work hard to keep everything up to date.
You need to insure the car fully comp, as normal with any new car. [...]

Toxic gases on the Dodge Avenger

The Dodge Avenger 2.0 (154bhp) SXT Saloon 4dr 1998cc Petrol Manual has new environmental information today. I have updated! Pay attention, you are too slow
Sometimes new car will be delivered on a car transporter, other times it will be driven to you. Either way, I always ask you check mileage [...]

Change on the Mazda 6

CO2 CO2, CO2. It always seems to go up. The Mazda 6 2.0 D (138bhp) TS Hatchback 5dr 1999cc Diesel Manual seems to have reversed this trend. If you choose one of these, you will be pleased. Lower CO2 means lower fuel consumption.
How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales [...]

Emmission figures on the Audi A3

Changing this information for the Audi A3 (New Shape) 1.6 (102bhp) SE Sportback Hatchback 5dr 1595cc Petrol Manual, I noticed most other websites still use old values. You should trust that I work harder to give you the correct info!
Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference to the resale price [...]

Publishing new polluting info for the Toyota Auris

Updating the Toyota Auris 1.4 D4D (88bhp) T2 Hatchback 3dr 1364cc Diesel Manual quickly is brilliant because Google loves to use me as the choice for listing these cars.
I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or I work them out myself using different finance companies. Main dealers I use [...]

Different NOx levels on the Vauxhall Meriva

The Vauxhall Meriva 1.4 16v (88bhp) Life MPV 5dr 1364cc Petrol Manual has new environmental information today. I have updated! Pay attention, you are too slow
This is very difficult for some people to control because of the damn human nature. But try to look at your car as a simple consumer goods, [...]

Petrol consumption and my Nissan Micra

Fuel is a fortune these days, so when the Nissan Micra 1.2 (78bhp) Acenta Hatchback 3dr 1240cc Petrol Manual has slightly changed figures, I always blog about it, because my customers say they care.
Personal Contract Hire is exactly the same as contract hire for businesses. This is the beauty of getting a [...]

Lower CO2 on my Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch

Fuel is a fortune these days, so when the Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch 1.4 (90bhp) SXi Hatchback 3dr 1364cc Petrol Manual has slightly changed figures, I always blog about it, because my customers say they care.
At the end of the contract, the car is collected from you and you have no further [...]

New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch, £204.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars.
I added New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch 1.8 VVT (125bhp) SRI Hatchback 3dr 1796cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. [...]

New Fiat Bravo, £231.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Fiat Bravo deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars.
I added New Fiat Bravo (New Shape) 1.9 Multijet (150bhp) Dynamic Hatchback 5dr 1910cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is [...]

New Fiat Bravo, £271.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Fiat Bravo deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots!
I added New Fiat Bravo (New Shape) 1.9 Multijet (150bhp) Dynamic Hatchback 5dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £271.99+VAT per month with 3 months [...]

The Chevrolet Captiva is a Green car yet?

Look, another CO2 change! The Chevrolet Captiva 2.0 CDTi (148bhp) LT (MY08) 4WD Station Wagon (5-seat) 5dr 1991cc Diesel Automatic has moved slightly in the environment tales again. I post the new info, and publish on my website.
You need to insure the car fully comp, as normal with any new car. The [...]

New VCA data on the Honda Civic Type-R

Looking at my records, the Honda Civic Type-R 2.0 i-VTEC (198bhp) Type R GT Hatchback 3dr 1998cc Petrol Manual has changed today, so I have updated the environmental information on my website. You have to laugh that I can beat Honda to this update!
At the manufacturer’s service intervals, the car will need a [...]

Audi TT Coupe pollution changed

I am simply faster than any other car sales website in changing these Audi TT Coupe 2.0 TFSI (200bhp) Coupe 2dr 1984cc Petrol Manual details to reflect the latest info. No one can keep up with me. Often the manufacturer websites are out of date!
You run this new car for 12, 18, 24 [...]

New CO2 figure for the Honda Civic Type-R

If you are interested in CO2 stuff, then read this. I have a new figure for the Honda Civic Type-R 2.0 i-VTEC (198bhp) Type R GT Hatchback 3dr 1998cc Petrol Manual and I am updating it on my website now.
Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference to the resale price [...]

Pollution levels on the Citroen C3 have changed

Making your car greener is important, so it is nice when you can do it just by looking at the new Citroen C3 1.4 HDi 8v (70bhp) Rhythm Hatchback 5dr 1398cc Diesel Manual. The CO2 values have changed, making it more attractive.
Oh, I get very mad about this, but I cannot say this [...]

New Oxides of Nitrogen data on my Honda Civic Type-R

Fuel is a fortune these days, so when the Honda Civic Type-R 2.0 i-VTEC (198bhp) Type R GT Hatchback 3dr 1998cc Petrol Manual has slightly changed figures, I always blog about it, because my customers say they care.
How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales talk? … I don’t know, [...]

Carbon Dioxide and the Ford S-Max

I am Ling and my Ford S-Max 2.0 TDCi (138bhp) Edge MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1997cc Diesel Manual has a new CO2 value today. So I post it here in my blog. I always update very fast. Can anyone name another website that can do this stuff as fast as me?
I get my car [...]

New Oxides of Nitrogen data on my Peugeot 308 SW

Green output is important to me, so I tell you the Peugeot 308 SW 1.6 HDi (90bhp) SR Estate (7-seat) 5dr 1560cc Diesel Manual has changed, here are the new figures. I work hard to keep everything up to date.
Personal Contract Hire is exactly the same as contract hire for businesses. This is [...]

New VCA data on the Vauxhall Zafira

Everyone moans that things go up and up and up. Well, the CO2 on the Vauxhall Zafira 1.9 CDTi (150bhp) SRi MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1910cc Diesel Manual has just come down! What a result! This post is to let you know.
Physical stock is always limited, as cars cannot be made to appear by magic, [...]

Ling is Green. New Nissan Micra CC info

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Nissan Micra CC Petrol Manual. Have a look at the new figures.
Your car belongs to the finance company on whose documents you agreed to the contract. Many different wear and tear agreements are issued, but it [...]

Comparative label for the Volkswagen Passat Estate

All the people with orders in my system for the Volkswagen Passat Estate 1.9 TDi (105bhp) S Estate 5dr 1896cc Diesel Manual will be quite pleased by this news. I am making a change, because the environment stuff seems to have moved slightly.
How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales [...]

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Sony reveals details about its new motion controller PlayStation Move, lah, as contender to market leader Nintendo Wii. - news replorted 03:57

'Open carry' activists weekly shop with gun - news replorted 02:06

The bloody annoying Blitish Fire service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service College failed to comply with fire safety laws when part of its own premises burnt down, lah, Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation learns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:09

Too many patients in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep not getting their medicines in hospital, lah, safety watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:01

Wellderly, lah, webinar and disbenefits among new forms of jargon being used by public sector, lah, survey reveals. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:48

Beijing's silent invasion of electric bicycles - news replorted 00:18

Insurers paid out RMB Yuan #650m from 335,000 claim (always claiming, huh?) made as result of damage caused by wintry weather in Uk. What you wan'?!! - news replorted 00:07

Closer co-operation between Holyrood and Westminster will only be achieved if it is backed by political will, lah, committee of Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:03

Schools in Province of Engrish running-dogs being issued with new guidance on how to spot signs that children involved with gangs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:01

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- Ling

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Who is Jeremy
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I exterminate!
I test drive cars myself to give you idea of quality and speed.
Who needs
Top Gear
when you have
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- Ling

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- Ling

All my contract hire cars come with the FULL manufacturer's warranty. So you'll have no repair bills!

Mazda Pick-Up!

Funny car leasing TV ads!

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