New VCA data on the Citroen C3

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Citroen C3 Diesel Manual. Have a look at the new figures. At the manufacturer’s service intervals, the car will need a service, which you are responsible for. Of course, as it’s a brand-new car, tyres/brakes etc will [...]

Fuel economy and CO2 change on my Ford Focus Coupe Cabriolet

CO2 CO2, CO2. It always seems to go up. The Ford Focus Coupe Cabriolet 1.6 16v (98bhp) CC-1 Coupe-Cabriolet 2dr 1596cc Petrol Manual seems to have reversed this trend. If you choose one of these, you will be pleased. Lower CO2 means lower fuel consumption. Most Ling cars are on 2 year deals or less, [...]

Toxic gases on the Vauxhall Corsa

All the people with orders in my system for the Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 i 16v (80bhp) Club A/C Hatchback 3dr 1229cc Petrol Manual will be quite pleased by this news. I am making a change, because the environment stuff seems to have moved slightly. Sometimes new car will be delivered on a car transporter, other [...]

My Volkswagen Passat is more economical now?

I am simply faster than any other car sales website in changing these Volkswagen Passat 1.9 TDi (105bhp) S Saloon 4dr 1896cc Diesel Manual details to reflect the latest info. No one can keep up with me. Often the manufacturer websites are out of date! I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, [...]

My Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch has been updated

My system has alerted me that the Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch 1.8 VVT 16v (140bhp) SRI Hatchback 3dr 1796cc Petrol Manual has changed today so I update my website and post here for the benefit of customers. No one else bothers with this stuff. I treat you like adult, not idiot. Oh, I get very [...]

New Mercedes C-Class Estate, £269,99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes C-Class Estate deal to my website! I added New Mercedes C-Class Estate 1.8 (153bhp) C180 SE Estate 5dr 1796cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £269,99+VAT per month [...]

New Mercedes C-Class Saloon, £269.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Mercedes C-Class Saloon deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Mercedes C-Class Saloon 2.2 CDi (134bhp) C200 SE Saloon 4dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It [...]

New Mercedes SLK, £302+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes SLK. I added New Mercedes SLK 1.8 k (181bhp) 200 Kompressor Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £302+VAT per month with [...]

Publishing new polluting info for the Nissan Micra

The impact of CO2 is important. I always compare my figures with the Government data, so when it changes, like on this Nissan Micra Petrol Manual, I note it here in my blog. Personal Contract Hire is exactly the same as contract hire for businesses. This is the beauty of getting a car like this, [...]

The Ford S-Max is a Green car yet?

Looking at my records, the Ford S-Max 1.8 TDCi (128bhp) Zetec [5] MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1753cc Diesel Manual has changed today, so I have updated the environmental information on my website. You have to laugh that I can beat Ford to this update! Oh, I get very mad about this, but I cannot say this [...]

Pollutant levels on my Peugeot 207

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Peugeot 207 Petrol Manual. Have a look at the new figures. Many large organisations such as CD Bramall, Perrys, Lombard, Lex, Pendragon, Network, BMW Finance, Citroen Finance, and Renault UK and many other suppliers queue up to [...]

Possible enviro banding change on the Lexus IS

If you are interested in CO2 stuff, then read this. I have a new figure for the Lexus IS 2.2 d (177bhp) 220d SE Saloon 4dr 2231cc Diesel Manual and I am updating it on my website now. Oh, I get very mad about this, but I cannot say this in my advertising or some [...]

Harmful emissions on the Toyota Yaris

I am the fastest car supplier in the UK to update the Toyota Yaris 1.0 VVT-i 12v (68bhp) T2 Hatchback 3dr 996cc Petrol Manual information. No one in the industry can believe how fast I am. Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference to the resale price in 2-3 years. Metallic paint, [...]

Carbon Dioxide and the Ford Mondeo

Look, another CO2 change! The Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCi (138bhp) Zetec Hatchback 5dr 1997cc Diesel Manual has moved slightly in the environment tales again. I post the new info, and publish on my website. Have you ever rented a self-drive car for a day or a week? Well, Contract Hire is exactly the same, just [...]

Change on the BMW 1-Series

I am Ling and my BMW 1-Series 1.6 i (120bhp) 116i ES Hatchback 3dr 1599cc Petrol Manual has a new CO2 value today. So I post it here in my blog. I always update very fast. Can anyone name another website that can do this stuff as fast as me? You run this new car [...]

Pollution levels on the Nissan Qashqai have changed

Great cars like the Nissan Qashqai 1.6 16v (113bhp) Visia 2WD Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol Manual jump out to me when I am checking environment data. This one has changed, so I type it here. I get a lot of these changes. Physical stock is always limited, as cars cannot be made to appear by [...]

Ling is Green. New Kia Rio info

I am Ling and my Kia Rio 1.4 i 16v (96bhp) *2* Hatchback 5dr 1399cc Petrol Manual has a new CO2 value today. So I post it here in my blog. I always update very fast. Can anyone name another website that can do this stuff as fast as me? Your car belongs to the [...]

Fuel economy and CO2 change on my Kia Sorento

Checking against the values I publish for the Kia Sorento 2.5 CRDi (168bhp) XE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2497cc Diesel Manual, I have noticed a small error, so I’m publishing these new figures today. Please read. Physical stock is always limited, as cars cannot be made to appear by magic, there are only so many [...]

New Lexus IS, £274.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Lexus IS deal to my website! I added New Lexus IS 2.2 d (177bhp) 220d SE Saloon 4dr 2231cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £274.99+VAT per month with [...]

My Land Rover Discovery is more economical now?

I am Ling and my Land Rover Discovery 2.7 TD V6 (190bhp) GS 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 2720cc Diesel Manual has a new CO2 value today. So I post it here in my blog. I always update very fast. Can anyone name another website that can do this stuff as fast as me? Most [...]

New Mercedes B-Class, £199.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes B-Class deal to my website! I added New Mercedes B-Class 2.0 CDi (109bhp) B180 SE MPV 5dr 1992cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 [...]

New Vauxhall Vectra, £164.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Vectra. I added New Vauxhall Vectra 1.8 VVT (140bhp) Exclusiv Hatchback 5dr 1796cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £164.99+VAT per month with 3 [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £294+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe 2.2 CDI (147bhp) 220 Avantgarde Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £294+VAT per month with 3 [...]

Emmission figures on the Citroen C-Crosser

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Citroen C-Crosser Diesel Manual. Have a look at the new figures. At the manufacturer’s service intervals, the car will need a service, which you are responsible for. Of course, as it’s a brand-new car, tyres/brakes etc will [...]

New Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch, £168+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added Used Vauxhall Astra 5-Door Hatch 1.9 CDTI (120bhp) SRI Hatchback 5dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £168+VAT per month with [...]

New VCA data on the Ford Focus

Great cars like the Ford Focus 1.6 TDCi (90bhp) Studio Hatchback 5dr 1596cc Diesel Manual jump out to me when I am checking environment data. This one has changed, so I type it here. I get a lot of these changes. Personal Contract Hire is exactly the same as contract hire for businesses. This is [...]

New Mercedes E-Class Saloon, £314+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes E-Class Saloon deal to my website! I added New Mercedes E-Class Saloon 2.2 CDi (167bhp) E220 Avantgarde Saloon 4dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £314+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £293+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe 2.2 CDI (147bhp) 220 Avantgarde Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It [...]

New Mercedes C-Class Saloon, £288+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes C-Class Saloon deal to my website! I added New Mercedes C-Class Saloon 1.8 (153bhp) C180K Sport Saloon 4dr 1796cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £288+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Mercedes C-Class Saloon, £258+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes C-Class Saloon deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Mercedes C-Class Saloon 1.8 (153bhp) C180K SE Saloon 4dr 1796cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £258+VAT per month with 3 months [...]

New Mercedes B-Class, £199+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes B-Class. I added New Mercedes B-Class 2.0 CDI (109bhp) B180 Sport MPV 5dr 1992cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £199+VAT per month with [...]

New Vauxhall Zafira, £169.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Zafira. I added Used Vauxhall Zafira 1.9 CDTi (150bhp) SRi MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £169.99+VAT per month with [...]

New Vauxhall Antara, £213.34+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Antara deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Antara 2.0 CDTi (147bhp) E 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £213.34+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

Carbon Dioxide and the Volvo C30

Great cars like the Volvo C30 1.6 (100bhp) R-Design Sport Coupe 3dr 1596cc Petrol Manual jump out to me when I am checking environment data. This one has changed, so I type it here. I get a lot of these changes. This is very difficult for some people to control because of the damn human [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £234.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website! I added New Nissan Qashqai 2.0 16v (bhp) +2 Visia 2WD Hatchback (7-seat) 5dr 1997cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £234.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £280.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website! I added New Nissan Qashqai 2.0 Tdi (147bhp) +2 Tekna 2WD Hatchback (7-seat) 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £280.99+VAT per [...]

My Fiat Panda CO2 g/km levels

Everyone moans that things go up and up and up. Well, the CO2 on the Fiat Panda 1.1 (54bhp) Active Hatchback 5dr 1108cc Petrol Manual has just come down! What a result! This post is to let you know. I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or I work them [...]

New Ford Mondeo, £219.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Ford Mondeo deal to my website! I added New Ford Mondeo 2.0 TDCi (138bhp) Zetec Hatchback 5dr 1997cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £219.99+VAT per month with 3 [...]

Carbon Dioxide and the Mazda CX-7

If you are interested in CO2 stuff, then read this. I have a new figure for the Mazda CX-7 2.3 T (256bhp) Estate 5dr 2261cc Petrol Manual and I am updating it on my website now. You need to insure the car fully comp, as normal with any new car. The car can be used [...]

One a Year Campaign. Is it a scam charity site? Oneayearcampaign

If this Sibohan Jones running an alleged “charity” pixel website called ONEaYEARcampaign was genuine, she would post her contact details, at least on her own website. She uses keywords like: One A Year Campaign, 1 a year campaign, oneayearcampaign.com, 1ayearcampaign.com, Charity Donation, Help Raise A Million For Charity, Solution For Charites, Credit Crunch and Recession. [...]

Petrol consumption and my Mazda 2

The impact of CO2 is important. I always compare my figures with the Government data, so when it changes, like on this Mazda 2 Petrol Manual, I note it here in my blog. With my deals, you get a brand new car with zero miles on the clock, delivered to your door. The new car [...]

I have updated CO2 for the Fiat 500

My system has alerted me that the Fiat 500 1.2 (69bhp) Pop Hatchback 3dr 1242cc Petrol Manual has changed today so I update my website and post here for the benefit of customers. No one else bothers with this stuff. I treat you like adult, not idiot. Personal Contract Hire is exactly the same as [...]

New Volkswagen Golf, £274.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Golf deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Volkswagen Golf 3.2 V6 (bhp) R32 4Motion Hatchback 5dr 3189cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £274.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial [...]

New VCA data on the SAAB 9-3 Convertible

Look, another CO2 change! The SAAB 9-3 Convertible 1.9 Tid (150bhp) Linear SE (08) Convertible 2dr 1910cc Diesel Manual has moved slightly in the environment tales again. I post the new info, and publish on my website. Have you ever rented a self-drive car for a day or a week? Well, Contract Hire is exactly [...]

My Nissan Qashqai CO2 g/km levels

Making your car greener is important, so it is nice when you can do it just by looking at the new Nissan Qashqai 1.6 16v (113bhp) Visia 2WD Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol Manual. The CO2 values have changed, making it more attractive. Most Ling cars are on 2 year deals or less, so you should [...]

New Subaru Impreza, £199+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Subaru Impreza deal to my website! I added Pre-Reg Subaru Impreza 2.0 16v (147bhp) R 4WD Hatchback 5dr 1994cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £199+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 [...]

Petrol consumption and my Kia Picanto

Great cars like the Kia Picanto 1.0 (60bhp) Hatchback 5dr 999cc Petrol Manual jump out to me when I am checking environment data. This one has changed, so I type it here. I get a lot of these changes. Local franchised dealer will sort out any warranty problems for free, but on most contracts (except [...]

New Jaguar X-Type, £285+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Jaguar X-Type deal to my website! I added New Jaguar X-Type 2.2 D (152bhp) S Saloon 4dr 2198cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £285+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

New Subaru Legacy Sports Tourer, £239+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Subaru Legacy Sports Tourer deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Subaru Legacy Sports Tourer 2.0 16v (162bhp) R 4WD Estate 5dr 1994cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic [...]

Publishing new polluting info for the Jaguar XJ

Don’t spend so much on fuel! If you get a new Jaguar XJ Diesel 2.7 TDVi (204bhp) Executive Saloon 4dr 2720cc Automatic, then you will spend less because the CO2 value has changed. That means more MPG. How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales talk? … I don’t know, but I [...]

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