Possible enviro banding change on the Renault Laguna Sport Tourer

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Renault Laguna Sport Tourer Petrol Manual. Have a look at the new figures. This is very difficult for some people to control because of the damn human nature. But try to look at your car as a [...]

Toxic gases on the Ford Focus Estate

CO2 CO2, CO2. It always seems to go up. The Ford Focus Estate 1.6 TDCi (90bhp) Studio Estate 5dr 1596cc Diesel Manual seems to have reversed this trend. If you choose one of these, you will be pleased. Lower CO2 means lower fuel consumption. Have you ever rented a self-drive car for a day or [...]

Harmful emissions on the Honda FR-V

If you are interested in CO2 stuff, then read this. I have a new figure for the Honda FR-V 1.8 i 16v (138bhp) VTEC SE MPV (6-seat) 5dr 1799cc Petrol Manual and I am updating it on my website now. Most Ling cars are on 2 year deals or less, so you should only need [...]

Vauxhall Vectra pollution changed

Making your car greener is important, so it is nice when you can do it just by looking at the new Vauxhall Vectra 1.9 CDTi (120bhp) SRi Hatchback 5dr 1910cc Diesel Manual. The CO2 values have changed, making it more attractive. Sometimes you must resign yourself to fact that dealer will look after a retail [...]

Green changes on my Land Rover Range Rover Sport

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Land Rover Range Rover Sport Diesel Automatic. Have a look at the new figures. Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference to the resale price in 2-3 years. Metallic paint, leather and aircon actually [...]

Pollution levels on the Chevrolet Captiva have changed

The Chevrolet Captiva 2.0 CDTi (148bhp) LS (MY08) 4WD Station Wagon (5-seat) 5dr 1991cc Diesel Manual has new environmental information today. I have updated! Pay attention, you are too slow Personal Contract Hire is exactly the same as contract hire for businesses. This is the beauty of getting a car like this, as you benefit [...]

New Mercedes A-Class, £181.44+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes A-Class. I added New Mercedes A-Class 1.5 A150 Classic SE Hatchback 5dr 1498cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £181.44+VAT per month with 3 [...]

New Mercedes A-Class, £172.05+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes A-Class deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Mercedes A-Class 1.5 A150 (95bhp) Classic SE Hatchback 5dr 1498cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £172.05+VAT per month with 3 months initial [...]

New Oxides of Nitrogen data on my Kia Sorento

Don’t spend so much on fuel! If you get a new Kia Sorento Diesel 2.5 CRDi (168bhp) XE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2497cc Manual, then you will spend less because the CO2 value has changed. That means more MPG. Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference to the resale price in 2-3 [...]

Change on the Mazda RX-8

Don’t spend so much on fuel! If you get a new Mazda RX-8 Petrol 1.3 (192bhp) Wankel (Leather) Coupe 5dr 1308cc Manual, then you will spend less because the CO2 value has changed. That means more MPG. Many large organisations such as CD Bramall, Perrys, Lombard, Lex, Pendragon, Network, BMW Finance, Citroen Finance, and Renault [...]

Emmission figures on the Fiat 500

Changing this information for the Fiat 500 1.2 (69bhp) Pop Hatchback 3dr 1242cc Petrol Manual, I noticed most other websites still use old values. You should trust that I work harder to give you the correct info! Physical stock is always limited, as cars cannot be made to appear by magic, there are only so [...]

New SAAB 9-3 Sport Saloon, £299.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new SAAB 9-3 Sport Saloon. I added New SAAB 9-3 Sport Saloon 1.9 TiD (150bhp) Vector Sport (08) Saloon 4dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. [...]

New Renault Laguna, £234.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Renault Laguna. I added New Renault Laguna 2.0 dCi (150bhp) Dynamique S Bluetooth Nav Hatchback 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £234.99+VAT per [...]

New Renault Laguna, £214.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Renault Laguna deal to my website! I added New Renault Laguna 2.0 dCi (150bhp) Expression Comfort Pack Plus Hatchback 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £214.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed [...]

New Renault Laguna, £199.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Renault Laguna deal to my website! I added New Renault Laguna 2.0 dCi (150bhp) Expression Comfort Pack Plus Hatchback 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed [...]

New Renault Laguna Sport Tourer, £214.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Renault Laguna Sport Tourer. I added New Renault Laguna Sport Tourer 2.0 dCi 16v (150bhp) Expression Comfort Plus Estate 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly [...]

New Renault Laguna Sport Tourer, £199.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Renault Laguna Sport Tourer deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Renault Laguna Sport Tourer 2.0 dCi 16v (150bhp) Expression Comfort Plus Estate 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT [...]

New Renault Laguna Sport Tourer, £199.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Renault Laguna Sport Tourer. I added New Renault Laguna Sport Tourer 2.0 16v (138bhp) Expression Comfort Plus Estate 5dr 1997cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. [...]

New Renault Laguna Sport Tourer, £189.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Laguna Sport Tourer deal to my website! I added New Renault Laguna Sport Tourer 2.0 16v (138bhp) Expression Comfort Plus Estate 5dr 1997cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £189.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by [...]

New Suzuki Swift, £139.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Suzuki Swift deal to my website! I added New Suzuki Swift 1.5 16v (100bhp) GLX Hatchback 5dr 1490cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £139.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Suzuki Swift, £131.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Suzuki Swift deal to my website! I added New Suzuki Swift 1.5 16v (100bhp) GLX Hatchback 5dr 1490cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £131.99+VAT per month with 3 [...]

New Suzuki Swift, £141.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Suzuki Swift deal to my website! I added New Suzuki Swift 1.3 16v (91bhp) GL Hatchback 5dr 1328cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £141.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

Possible enviro banding change on the BMW 1-Series

I am simply faster than any other car sales website in changing these BMW 1-Series 1.6 i (120bhp) 116i ES Hatchback 3dr 1599cc Petrol Manual details to reflect the latest info. No one can keep up with me. Often the manufacturer websites are out of date! You run this new car for 12, 18, 24 [...]

Carbon Dioxide and the Audi TT Roadster

Changing this information for the Audi TT Roadster 2.0 TFSI (200bhp) Convertible 2dr 1984cc Petrol Manual, I noticed most other websites still use old values. You should trust that I work harder to give you the correct info! Local franchised dealer will sort out any warranty problems for free, but on most contracts (except VW [...]

Change on the Ford Focus

Fuel is a fortune these days, so when the Ford Focus 1.6 16v (98bhp) Style Hatchback 5dr 1596cc Petrol Manual has slightly changed figures, I always blog about it, because my customers say they care. With my deals, you get a brand new car with zero miles on the clock, delivered to your door. The [...]

New Honda Jazz, £179.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Honda Jazz deal to my website! I added New Honda Jazz (New Shape) 1.2 i-VTEC 16v (89bhp) S Hatchback 5dr 1198cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £179.99+VAT per [...]

New Mazda MX-5, £199.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Mazda MX-5. I added New Mazda MX-5 2.0 (160bhp) MZR (Option Pack) Convertible 2dr 1999cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month with [...]

New Mazda MX-5, £219.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Mazda MX-5 deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Mazda MX-5 2.0 (160bhp) MZR (Option Pack) Convertible 2dr 1999cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £219.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial [...]

New Chevrolet Aveo, £119.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Chevrolet Aveo. I added New Chevrolet Aveo (New Shape) 1.2 (83bhp) S (a/c) Hatchback 3dr 1206cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £119.99+VAT per month [...]

New Chevrolet Aveo, £114.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Chevrolet Aveo deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Chevrolet Aveo (New Shape) 1.2 (83bhp) S Hatchback 3dr 1206cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on [...]

I have updated CO2 for the Mini Cooper Convertible

The Mini Cooper Convertible 1.6 (116bhp) Convertible 2dr 1598cc Petrol Manual has new environmental information today. I have updated! Pay attention, you are too slow You need to insure the car fully comp, as normal with any new car. The car can be used for any purpose, or driven by anyone you choose. In effect, [...]

New Chevrolet Aveo, £129.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Chevrolet Aveo. I added New Chevrolet Aveo (New Shape) 1.2 (83bhp) LS Hatchback 5dr 1206cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £129.99+VAT per month with [...]

New BMW 1-Series, £225.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new BMW 1-Series deal to my website! I added New BMW 1-Series 1.6 i (120bhp) 116i ES Hatchback 3dr 1599cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £225.99+VAT per month with [...]

New Audi Q7, £589.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi Q7 deal to my website! I added New Audi Q7 3.0 TDI (240bhp) Quattro S-Line 240 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 2967cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £589.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 [...]

New Audi Q7, £549.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Audi Q7 deal to my website! I added New Audi Q7 3.0 TDI (240bhp) Quattro S-Line 240 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 2967cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only [...]

Carbon Dioxide and the Honda FR-V

Looking at my records, the Honda FR-V 1.8 i 16v (138bhp) VTEC SE MPV (6-seat) 5dr 1799cc Petrol Manual has changed today, so I have updated the environmental information on my website. You have to laugh that I can beat Honda to this update! Physical stock is always limited, as cars cannot be made to [...]

My Jaguar XJ is more economical now?

Changing this information for the Jaguar XJ 2.7 TDVi (204bhp) Executive Saloon 4dr 2720cc Diesel Automatic, I noticed most other websites still use old values. You should trust that I work harder to give you the correct info! This is very difficult for some people to control because of the damn human nature. But try [...]

Pollution levels on the Suzuki Swift have changed

Green output is important to me, so I tell you the Suzuki Swift 1.3 16v (91bhp) GL Hatchback 5dr 1328cc Petrol Manual has changed, here are the new figures. I work hard to keep everything up to date. You need to insure the car fully comp, as normal with any new car. The car can [...]

New CO2 figure for the Fiat Panda

Updating the Fiat Panda 1.1 (54bhp) Active Hatchback 5dr 1108cc Petrol Manual quickly is brilliant because Google loves to use me as the choice for listing these cars. Local franchised dealer will sort out any warranty problems for free, but on most contracts (except VW group) any VAT registered garage can service car very cheap. [...]

Fuel economy and CO2 change on my Volvo S40

Making your car greener is important, so it is nice when you can do it just by looking at the new Volvo S40 1.6 d (107bhp) S Saloon 4dr 1560cc Diesel Manual. The CO2 values have changed, making it more attractive. Many large organisations such as CD Bramall, Perrys, Lombard, Lex, Pendragon, Network, BMW Finance, [...]

New Audi A8, £544.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Audi A8 deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Audi A8 3.0 TDi (229bhp) Quattro SE 4WD Saloon 4dr 2967cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is [...]

New Audi A6 Saloon, £354.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Audi A6 Saloon deal to my website! I added New Audi A6 Saloon (New Shape) 2.0 TDIe (140bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £354.99+VAT [...]

New Audi A4 Saloon, £294.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Audi A4 Saloon deal to my website! I added New Audi A4 Saloon (New Shape) 2.0 TDi (140bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £294.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, [...]

New Audi A3, £239.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi A3 deal to my website! I added New Audi A3 (New Shape) 1.9 TDIe (105bhp) Hatchback 3dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £239.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Alfa Romeo GT, £259.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Alfa Romeo GT deal to my website! I added New Alfa Romeo GT 2.0 16v (165bhp) Cloverleaf Coupe 2dr 1970cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £259.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Alfa Romeo GT, £274.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Alfa Romeo GT deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Alfa Romeo GT 1.9 JTDM 16v (150bhp) Cloverleaf Coupe 2dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It [...]

New Alfa Romeo GT, £254.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Alfa Romeo GT deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Alfa Romeo GT 1.8 16v (140bhp) Cloverleaf Coupe 2dr 1747cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £254.99+VAT per month with 3 months [...]

Fuel economy and CO2 change on my BMW 3-Series Saloon

All the people with orders in my system for the BMW 3-Series Saloon 2.0 i (143bhp) 318i ES Saloon 4dr 1995cc Petrol Manual will be quite pleased by this news. I am making a change, because the environment stuff seems to have moved slightly. Local franchised dealer will sort out any warranty problems for free, [...]

New Jeep Patriot, £184.41+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Jeep Patriot. I added New Jeep Patriot 2.4 16v (168bhp) Limited 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2359cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £184.41+VAT per month [...]

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