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New Alfa Romeo Mito, £199.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Alfa Romeo Mito. I added New Alfa Romeo Mito (New Shape) 1.4 MPI 16v (95bhp) Turismo Hatchback 3dr 1368cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only [...]

The Cadillac BLS is a Green car yet?

Looking at my records, the Cadillac BLS 1.9 TiD (150bhp) Elegance Saloon 4dr 1910cc Diesel Manual has changed today, so I have updated the environmental information on my website. You have to laugh that I can beat Cadillac to this update! Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference to the resale price [...]

New Ford Focus ST, £279.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Ford Focus ST deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Ford Focus ST 2.5 (221bhp) ST-2 Hatchback 5dr 2522cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on [...]

New Ford Focus ST, £294.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Ford Focus ST deal to my website! I added New Ford Focus ST 2.5 (221bhp) ST-2 Hatchback 5dr 2522cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £294.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Ford Focus ST, £269.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Ford Focus ST deal to my website! I added New Ford Focus ST 2.5 (221bhp) ST-2 Hatchback 3dr 2522cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £269.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Ford Focus ST, £279.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Ford Focus ST deal to my website! I added New Ford Focus ST 2.5 (221bhp) ST-2 Hatchback 3dr 2522cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £279.99+VAT per month with [...]

New Ford Focus ST, £269.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Ford Focus ST deal to my website! I added New Ford Focus ST 2.5 (221bhp) ST Hatchback 5dr 2522cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £269.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Ford Focus ST, £284.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Ford Focus ST deal to my website! I added New Ford Focus ST 2.5 (221bhp) ST Hatchback 5dr 2522cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £284.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Ford Focus ST, £259.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Ford Focus ST deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Ford Focus ST 2.5 (221bhp) ST Hatchback 3dr 2522cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on [...]

New Ford Focus ST, £269.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Ford Focus ST deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Ford Focus ST 2.5 (221bhp) ST Hatchback 3dr 2522cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on [...]

New Chrysler 300C Touring, £374.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Chrysler 300C Touring deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Chrysler 300C Touring 3.0 CRD V6 (215bhp) SRT Design Estate 5dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £374.99+VAT per month with [...]

New Chrysler 300C Touring, £384.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Chrysler 300C Touring deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Chrysler 300C Touring 3.0 CRD V6 (215bhp) SRT Design Estate 5dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £384.99+VAT per month with [...]

New Chrysler 300C, £344.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Chrysler 300C deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Chrysler 300C 3.0 CRD V6 (215bhp) SRT Design Saloon 4dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is [...]

New Chrysler 300C, £339.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Chrysler 300C deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Chrysler 300C 3.0 CRD V6 (215bhp) SRT Design Saloon 4dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is [...]

New Chrysler 300C Touring, £339.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Chrysler 300C Touring deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Chrysler 300C Touring 3.0 CRD V6 (215bhp) Estate 5dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £339.99+VAT per month with 3 months [...]

New Chrysler 300C Touring, £354.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Chrysler 300C Touring deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Chrysler 300C Touring 3.0 CRD V6 (215bhp) Estate 5dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is [...]

New Chrysler 300C, £319.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Chrysler 300C deal to my website! I added New Chrysler 300C 3.0 CRD V6 (215bhp) Saloon 4dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £319.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Honda Civic Type-R, £220+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Honda Civic Type-R deal to my website! I added New Honda Civic Type-R 2.0 i-VTEC (198bhp) Type R GT Hatchback 3dr 1998cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and metallic+Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £220+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £314.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe. I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe 2.2 CDI (147bhp) 220 Avantgarde Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £314.99+VAT per [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £319.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe deal to my website! I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe 2.2 CDI (147bhp) 220 Avantgarde Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £319.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed [...]

Car CO2 change for the Citroen C4 Grand Picasso

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Citroen C4 Grand Picasso Petrol Manual. Have a look at the new figures. How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales talk? … I don’t know, but I will try to make this clear… [...]

Different NOx levels on the Skoda Fabia

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Skoda Fabia Diesel Manual. Have a look at the new figures. You need to insure the car fully comp, as normal with any new car. The car can be used for any purpose, or driven by anyone [...]

Possible enviro banding change on the Ford Focus Estate

I am the fastest car supplier in the UK to update the Ford Focus Estate 1.6 TDCi (90bhp) Studio Estate 5dr 1596cc Diesel Manual information. No one in the industry can believe how fast I am. Oh, I get very mad about this, but I cannot say this in my advertising or some big leasing [...]

New Citroen C-Crosser, £209.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Citroen C-Crosser deal to my website! I added New Citroen C-Crosser 2.2 HDi (156bhp) VTR Plus 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 2179cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £209.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

New Citroen C-Crosser, £259+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Citroen C-Crosser deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Citroen C-Crosser 2.2 HDi (156bhp) Exclusive 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 2179cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £259+VAT per month with 3 [...]

Emmission figures on the Skoda Octavia

CO2 CO2, CO2. It always seems to go up. The Skoda Octavia 1.4 (75bhp) Classic Hatchback 5dr 1390cc Petrol Manual seems to have reversed this trend. If you choose one of these, you will be pleased. Lower CO2 means lower fuel consumption. At the manufacturer’s service intervals, the car will need a service, which you [...]

Fuel economy and CO2 change on my Fiat Sedici

Checking against the values I publish for the Fiat Sedici 1.6 16v (107bhp) Dynamic 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1586cc Petrol Manual, I have noticed a small error, so I’m publishing these new figures today. Please read. Most Ling cars are on 2 year deals or less, so you should only need an oil and filter [...]

I have updated CO2 for the Vauxhall Corsa

The Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 i 16v (80bhp) Club A/C Hatchback 3dr 1229cc Petrol Manual has new environmental information today. I have updated! Pay attention, you are too slow Sometimes new car will be delivered on a car transporter, other times it will be driven to you. Either way, I always ask you check mileage on [...]

Green changes on my Mazda 6

CO2 CO2, CO2. It always seems to go up. The Mazda 6 (New Shape) 2.0 D (138bhp) S Hatchback 5dr 1999cc Diesel Manual seems to have reversed this trend. If you choose one of these, you will be pleased. Lower CO2 means lower fuel consumption. At the manufacturer’s service intervals, the car will need a [...]

New Honda Civic Type-R, £215+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Honda Civic Type-R. I added New Honda Civic Type-R 2.0 i-VTEC (198bhp) Type R GT Hatchback 3dr 1998cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £215+VAT [...]

Swim With Sharks

Andrew says… Hi Ling, Just a quick note of thanks to go on your website I know this is a bit delayed, but, I’ve been too busy enjoying my new Lexus and Kathryn’s Volvo to get in touch. I’ve noticed a lot of people say that you are better than your competitors, I don’t think [...]

Pete’s Punto

Pete says… Hiya Ling Just a quick note to say how pleased the family and I are with the new Grande Punto, we went out at the weekend with it and can’t fault it. It really is going to make a difference for us. I know it’s not ours, but we can pretend it is [...]

Competitor’s Comments

Competitors says… Just for a change, I thought I would show you some of the comments I regularly receive from competitors. It kind of shows what they think of me. Glad 1000 of my customers who bother to write in, seem to disagree with them – Ling Derek Glass, ACPL Online: – “If you had [...]

Marc and his Verso

Marc says… Communication excellent, a pleasure doing business. Delivery driver was very eager to get away. Your Chinese sweets have improved Marc Couzens 16 Richmond Road Hillmorton Rugby CV21 3AB Editor Note: Marc, that is a disaster! I do my best to supply the worst sweets in the UK! And you say they have improved! [...]

Caddy Fire Engine

David says… We have taken delivery of new Caddy Maxi-Van. The process was easy and nothing was to much trouble. This company (LINGsCARS) is excellent with a great customer service and I will be returning in 3 years for a new vehicle. David Passmore Protec-Fire 29 Summer Lane Brixham TQ5 0DL Editor Note: David, you [...]

Ian’s Accord Problems

Ian says… Ling, Honda Accord is great, but delivery people not so great. It arrived with 244 miles on the clock, having been driven from XXX, and I now have to deal with a speeding ticket issued to the delivery driver 4 hours before I got the car, but for which Honda UK have put [...]

Fabstore Qashqai

Stuart says… I have to say that the service provided by Ling was second to none. We were kept informed of the progress on our Nissan Qashqai. And now it has arrived, what a beautiful car to drive and the colour is fantastic. Excellent delivery, very good service. Stuart Redshaw 1 Enterprise Grove Pelsall Walsall [...]

2 Prius for Alan

Alan says… Excellent service and communication supplying our two new Toyota Priuses. Provided with good honest advice – will certainly continue to use Ling Cars in the future. Good delivery, on time. Alan Sadler Fabstore Ltd Unit 11, Tamebridge Industrial Estate Perry Barr Birmingham B42 2TX Editor Note: Alan, wow, now you are saving TWO [...]

Ben’s Toyota Toy

Ben says… Thank you very much for all your time and effort, your service is good and I wish you every success in the foreseeable future. It took some time to sort things out but I dont think that’s your fault. I think you done the best to your ability- thanks. Toyota were a bit [...]

New Accord

Phil says… Hi Ling I am delighted with my new Honda. It’s a really nice car. The service I received from you was fantastic and the speed of my first contact to the delivery of the car was so quick. Much quicker than I thought it would be. Can’t wait to order my next car [...]

Richard’s Safari Trip

Richard says… The Megane CC arrived just in time to take the kids to the Safari Park. So thanks for getting it here on time. I would like to compliment you on how quick response to any queries I had. I did have quite a few queries, this Megane CC being my first time at [...]

Civic to PR Bradford

Paul says… Very easy process from beginning to delivery of car, Ling does all the hard work. I just read the forms and signed them. Delivery was spot on, no fuss or bother. However… I haven’t had confirmation from the finance company on what day my payments are taken from my account. The car was [...]

Wade and his Qashqai

Wade says… Hi Ling, Great service, 4 weeks from start to finish. My new Nissan Qashqai turned up on time via a professional car delivery person. Was a little worried as it seemed to EASY. Will use again – car is great! Excellent. Wade Brealey 1 Woodward Way Swadlincote DE11 8EP Editor Note: Wade, that’s [...]

Roger!!!

Martin says… Ling saved me from Roger! Roger who worked for a bigger lease company and tried bullshitting me about metallic paint having no effect on resale. My experience with Ling has been excellent, funny, crappy sweets and professional customer service when it counts. Car arrived earlier than expected and I won’t hesitate to come [...]

Scottish A3

John says… Hi Ling, many thanks for supplying our new Audi A3, never have I experienced an easier and more cost effective way to get a new car. A BIG THANK YOU! Excellent communication from supplying dealer, too. John McNally Mossend Whitecross Pitcaple Inverurie AB51 5HU Editor Note: John, you are so far north, you [...]

Ian XC90 Volvo

Ian says… Hi ling, I thought you offered a a very competitive rate for the lease of our XC90. You were honest, efficient and best of all quick, whenever I needed a response. I have already recommended you to a number of friends. I really appreciated you responding personally to e-mail and phone calls and [...]

Mick Eos CC

Mick says… Ling – Very good service, will shop with you again. Excellent delivery service. Mick O’Reilly 8 Bissel Close Hall Green Birmingham B28 0XX Editor Note: Wow, these VW Eos are not very well-known cars, and not the cheapest, but they are very popular. A lovely convertible car I hope you get lots of [...]

Lynette Mini

Lynette says… Fast, efficient service. Would definitely recommend you to other people. Crazy website! Excellent chat service – knowledgeable staff. All excellent, including delivery! Lynette Broom address withheld Ludlow SY8 *** Editor Note: Lynette, well, get the top down! Have a great time in your new Mini Cooper Convertible. Thanks so much for kind words, [...]

A3 John

John says… Ling says it how it is, not how she thinks you want it to be. My wife summed it up by saying “You would think we were her only customers” – 100% in every respect. Thank you Ling. Good delivery of my new Audi A3. John Siggs 91 Mallon Dene Rustington Littlehampton BN16 [...]

Octavia for Paul

Paul says… Ling you are the best!! Your emails always cheer me up on dull days in the office. Maybe you should set up a new company called Lings Comedy Script Writing! Faultless service, a Skoda Octavia so cheap I had to check several times it was correct. Super quick delivery, the car is a [...]

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MY SISTER'S (CHINESE) SKODA! Although I only lease cars in the UK, my sister Shan asked me to help her buy a brand-new car in China!
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