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Ling is Green. New Ford Mondeo Estate info

Checking against the values I publish for the Ford Mondeo Estate 1.8 TDCi (123bhp) Edge (6) Estate 5dr 1753cc Diesel Manual, I have noticed a small error, so I’m publishing these new figures today. Please read. These days, in UK identity theft is common (not problem in China; we all look same, heheh), money laundering [...]

My Mercedes B-Class CO2 g/km levels

Changing this information for the Mercedes B-Class 1.5 (95bhp) B150 SE MPV 5dr 1498cc Petrol Manual, I noticed most other websites still use old values. You should trust that I work harder to give you the correct info! Many large organisations such as CD Bramall, Perrys, Lombard, Lex, Pendragon, Network, BMW Finance, Citroen Finance, and [...]

Hydrocarbon results for the Honda Civic Type-R have changed

Looking at my records, the Honda Civic Type-R 2.0 i-VTEC (198bhp) Hatchback 3dr 1998cc Petrol Manual has changed today, so I have updated the environmental information on my website. You have to laugh that I can beat Honda to this update! With my deals, you get a brand new car with zero miles on the [...]

Petrol consumption and my Peugeot 308

Making your car greener is important, so it is nice when you can do it just by looking at the new Peugeot 308 1.6 VTi 16v (120bhp) Sport Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol Manual. The CO2 values have changed, making it more attractive. I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or [...]

Publishing new polluting info for the Mitsubishi Outlander

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Mitsubishi Outlander Diesel Manual. Have a look at the new figures. You need to insure the car fully comp, as normal with any new car. The car can be used for any purpose, or driven by anyone [...]

Possible enviro banding change on the Renault Kangoo

Making your car greener is important, so it is nice when you can do it just by looking at the new Renault Kangoo 1.5 17DCi (70bhp) Van 3dr 1461cc Diesel Manual. The CO2 values have changed, making it more attractive. Your car belongs to the finance company on whose documents you agreed to the contract. [...]

Harmful emissions on the Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch

Look, another CO2 change! The Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch 1.8 VVT 16v (140bhp) SRI Hatchback 3dr 1796cc Petrol Manual has moved slightly in the environment tales again. I post the new info, and publish on my website. How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales talk? … I don’t know, but I [...]

Petrol consumption and my Citroen C5 Tourer

I am simply faster than any other car sales website in changing these Citroen C5 Tourer (New Shape) 1.6 HDi (110bhp) VTR Plus Estate 5dr 1560cc Diesel Manual details to reflect the latest info. No one can keep up with me. Often the manufacturer websites are out of date! Most extras fitted onto cars don’t [...]

New CO2 figure for the Nissan Murano

Look, another CO2 change! The Nissan Murano 3.5 V6 (230bhp) Station Wagon 5dr 3498cc Petrol Manual has moved slightly in the environment tales again. I post the new info, and publish on my website. Most Ling cars are on 2 year deals or less, so you should only need an oil and filter service (you [...]

Lower CO2 on my Ford Fiesta (old shape)

If you are interested in CO2 stuff, then read this. I have a new figure for the Ford Fiesta (old shape) 1.4 TDCi (67bhp) Style (a/c) Hatchback 3dr 1399cc Diesel Manual and I am updating it on my website now. Your car belongs to the finance company on whose documents you agreed to the contract. [...]

Ling is Green. New Ford Mondeo info

The impact of CO2 is important. I always compare my figures with the Government data, so when it changes, like on this Ford Mondeo Petrol Manual, I note it here in my blog. As a bonus to add to your lower motoring costs, you will get every subsequent year’s road tax sent to you free [...]

Kia Ceed pollution changed

All the people with orders in my system for the Kia Ceed 1.6 16v (120bhp) S Hatchback 5dr 1591cc Petrol Manual will be quite pleased by this news. I am making a change, because the environment stuff seems to have moved slightly. This is very difficult for some people to control because of the damn [...]

New Mercedes SLK, £283.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes SLK deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Mercedes SLK 1.8 k (181bhp) 200 Kompressor Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £283.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial [...]

New Mercedes CLS-Class, £479.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLS-Class. I added New Mercedes CLS-Class 3.0 CDi (224bhp) 320 Saloon 4dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £479.99+VAT per month with 3 [...]

New Mercedes CLS-Class, £474.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLS-Class deal to my website! I added New Mercedes CLS-Class 3.0 CDi (224bhp) 320 Saloon 4dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £474.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Vauxhall Corsa, £128.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Vauxhall Corsa deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 i 16v (80bhp) Club A/C Hatchback 3dr 1229cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is [...]

New Vauxhall Corsa, £138.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Corsa. I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 i 16v (80bhp) Club A/C Hatchback 3dr 1229cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £138.99+VAT per month [...]

New Vauxhall Corsa, £137.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Corsa deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 i 16v (78bhp) SXi (A/C) Hatchback 3dr 1229cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £137.99+VAT per month with 3 months [...]

New Vauxhall Corsa, £149.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Corsa deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 i 16v (78bhp) SXi (A/C) Hatchback 3dr 1229cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £149.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by [...]

Emmission figures on the Mercedes C-Class Saloon

My system has alerted me that the Mercedes C-Class Saloon 2.2 CDi (134bhp) C200 SE Saloon 4dr 2148cc Diesel Automatic has changed today so I update my website and post here for the benefit of customers. No one else bothers with this stuff. I treat you like adult, not idiot. Your car belongs to the [...]

FOXY Choice introduces the best and female friendly UK garage services for MOTs, car servicing and vehicle repairs.

FEMALE FRIENDLY GARAGES WANTED… Ahead of a consumer launch in October, a new and independent website service called FOXY Choice www.foxychoice.com is recruiting female friendly garages and dealerships to show off their business credentials and amenities to local motorists at MOT, car servicing and repair times. A FOXY Garage Services Guide starts the process off [...]

I have updated CO2 for the Kia Magentis

I am Ling and my Kia Magentis 2.0 CRDI (140bhp) GS Saloon 4dr 1991cc Diesel Manual has a new CO2 value today. So I post it here in my blog. I always update very fast. Can anyone name another website that can do this stuff as fast as me? With my deals, you get a [...]

New Mazda 3, £154.73+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Mazda 3 deal to my website! I added New Mazda 3 1.6 16v (103bhp) Takara Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £154.73+VAT per month with 3 [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet, £454.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet deal to my website! I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Cabriolet 1.8 16v (184bhp) 200 Kompressor Avantgarde Cabriolet 2dr 1796cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £454.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments [...]

New Mercedes E-Class Saloon, £334.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes E-Class Saloon. I added New Mercedes E-Class Saloon 3.0 CDi (187bhp) E280 Avantgarde Saloon 4dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £334.99+VAT per [...]

New Mercedes E-Class Saloon, £334.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes E-Class Saloon deal to my website! I added New Mercedes E-Class Saloon 3.0 CDi (187bhp) E280 Avantgarde Saloon 4dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £334.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Mercedes SLK, £268.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes SLK deal to my website! I added New Mercedes SLK 1.8 (160bhp) 200 Kompressor Convertible 2dr 1796cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £268.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

New Nissan X-Trail, £199.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Nissan X-Trail deal to my website! I added New Nissan X-Trail 2.0 dCi (147bhp) Trek 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by [...]

Emmission figures on the Mini One

Updating the Mini One 1.4 16v (93bhp) One Hatchback 3dr 1397cc Petrol Manual quickly is brilliant because Google loves to use me as the choice for listing these cars. Your car belongs to the finance company on whose documents you agreed to the contract. Many different wear and tear agreements are issued, but it is [...]

New Audi S3, £329.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Audi S3 deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Audi S3 (New Shape) 2.0 TFSI (261bhp) Quattro 4WD Hatchback 5dr 1984cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It [...]

New Nissan X-Trail, £209.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Nissan X-Trail deal to my website! I added New Nissan X-Trail 2.0 dCi (147bhp) Trek 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £209.99+VAT per month [...]

New Toyota Aygo, £129.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Toyota Aygo deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Toyota Aygo 1.0 VVT-i 12v (67bhp) Hatchback 3dr 998cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a [...]

New Volkswagen Scirocco, £299.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Scirocco deal to my website! I added New Volkswagen Scirocco 2.0 TSI (200bhp) GT Coupe 3dr 1984cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £299.99+VAT per month with 3 [...]

Possible enviro banding change on the Citroen Xsara Picasso

CO2 CO2, CO2. It always seems to go up. The Citroen Xsara Picasso 1.6 i (110bhp) Desire MPV 5dr 1587cc Petrol Manual seems to have reversed this trend. If you choose one of these, you will be pleased. Lower CO2 means lower fuel consumption. How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales [...]

Change on the Honda Accord Saloon (old model)

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Honda Accord Saloon (old model) Diesel Manual. Have a look at the new figures. Oh, I get very mad about this, but I cannot say this in my advertising or some big leasing companies complain to me [...]

Change on the Honda Accord Saloon (old model)

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Honda Accord Saloon (old model) Diesel Manual. Have a look at the new figures. Oh, I get very mad about this, but I cannot say this in my advertising or some big leasing companies complain to me [...]

Petrol consumption and my Toyota Yaris

Green output is important to me, so I tell you the Toyota Yaris 1.3 VVT-i 16v (85bhp) TR Hatchback 5dr 1296cc Petrol Manual has changed, here are the new figures. I work hard to keep everything up to date. At the manufacturer’s service intervals, the car will need a service, which you are responsible for. [...]

Ling Time – TarMag (or Tar Mag) – Track and Road Magazine

Visit http://www.tarmag.co.uk. The Tar Mag is online and subscription is free! LING TIME Ling, can you please tell me a bit about your business, and your personal history. I’m Ling, I’m a self-made car-leasing magnate. Actually, I’m an immigrant, female, Chinese female millionaire nutcase who runs LINGsCARS.com, the biggest and best car contract hire website [...]

Green info has changed on the Skoda Octavia Estate

CO2 CO2, CO2. It always seems to go up. The Skoda Octavia Estate 1.9 TDi (105bhp) Classic Estate 5dr 1896cc Diesel Manual seems to have reversed this trend. If you choose one of these, you will be pleased. Lower CO2 means lower fuel consumption. You need to insure the car fully comp, as normal with [...]

New Mercedes E-Class Saloon, £358.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes E-Class Saloon. I added New Mercedes E-Class Saloon 3.0 CDI 24v (220bhp) E320 Sport Saloon 4dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £358.99+VAT [...]

Different NOx levels on the Mini Cooper Convertible

Changing this information for the Mini Cooper Convertible 1.6 (116bhp) Convertible 2dr 1598cc Petrol Manual, I noticed most other websites still use old values. You should trust that I work harder to give you the correct info! How to explain this without it seeming like the usual sales talk? … I don’t know, but I [...]

New Toyota HiAce, £224.13+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Toyota HiAce deal to my website! I added New Toyota HiAce 2.5 D4D (95bhp) 300 LWB Van 2494cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £224.13+VAT per month with 3 [...]

New Toyota HiAce, £189+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Toyota HiAce deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Toyota HiAce 2.5 D4D (95bhp) 280 SWB Van 2494cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a [...]

New Toyota Yaris, £159.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Toyota Yaris deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Toyota Yaris 1.3 VVT-i 16v (85bhp) TR Hatchback 5dr 1296cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on [...]

New Mercedes A-Class, £154.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Mercedes A-Class deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Mercedes A-Class 1.5 A150 (95bhp) Classic SE Hatchback 5dr 1498cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on [...]

New Mercedes A-Class, £159.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes A-Class deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Mercedes A-Class 1.5 A150 (95bhp) Classic SE Hatchback 5dr 1498cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £159.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial [...]

New Mercedes A-Class, £144.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes A-Class deal to my website! I added New Mercedes A-Class 1.5 A150 Classic SE Hatchback 5dr 1498cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £144.99+VAT per month with 3 [...]

New Mercedes A-Class, £149.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes A-Class deal to my website! I added New Mercedes A-Class 1.5 A150 (95bhp) Classic SE Hatchback 3dr 1498cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £149.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 [...]

New Mercedes E-Class Saloon, £319.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes E-Class Saloon deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Mercedes E-Class Saloon 2.2 CDi (167bhp) E220 Avantgarde Saloon 4dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £319.99+VAT per month with 3 [...]

New Mercedes E-Class Saloon, £318.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes E-Class Saloon deal to my website! I added New Mercedes E-Class Saloon 2.2 CDi (167bhp) E220 Avantgarde Saloon 4dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £318.99+VAT per [...]

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