New SAAB 9-3 Convertible, £325.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new SAAB 9-3 Convertible deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New SAAB 9-3 Convertible 1.9 Tid (150bhp) Vector Sport (08) Convertible 2dr 1910cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. [...]

New SAAB 9-3 Convertible, £299.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new SAAB 9-3 Convertible deal to my website! I added New SAAB 9-3 Convertible 1.9 Tid (150bhp) Vector Sport (08) Convertible 2dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £299.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, [...]

New SAAB 9-3 Convertible, £325.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new SAAB 9-3 Convertible deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New SAAB 9-3 Convertible 1.9 Tid (150bhp) Vector Sport (08) Convertible 2dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £325.99+VAT per month with [...]

New Fiat Sedici, £175.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Fiat Sedici. I added New Fiat Sedici 1.6 16v (107bhp) Eleganza 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1586cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £175.99+VAT per month [...]

Green info has changed on the Mini Cooper Clubman

My system has alerted me that the Mini Cooper Clubman 1.6 16v (120bhp) Estate 4dr 1598cc Petrol Manual has changed today so I update my website and post here for the benefit of customers. No one else bothers with this stuff. I treat you like adult, not idiot. This is very difficult for some people [...]

New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch, £219.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch 1.9 CDTi (120bhp) SRi Ext Pack Hatchback 3dr 1910cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. [...]

Change on the Skoda Fabia Estate

I am the fastest car supplier in the UK to update the Skoda Fabia Estate 1.4 TDi (70bhp) *1* Estate 5dr 1422cc Diesel Manual information. No one in the industry can believe how fast I am. At the manufacturer’s service intervals, the car will need a service, which you are responsible for. Of course, as [...]

I have updated CO2 for the Vauxhall Vectra

Look, another CO2 change! The Vauxhall Vectra 1.9 CDTi (120bhp) Exclusiv Hatchback 5dr 1910cc Diesel Manual has moved slightly in the environment tales again. I post the new info, and publish on my website. Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference to the resale price in 2-3 years. Metallic paint, leather and [...]

Toxic gases on the Mazda RX-8

My system has alerted me that the Mazda RX-8 1.3 (192bhp) Wankel (Leather) Coupe 5dr 1308cc Petrol Manual has changed today so I update my website and post here for the benefit of customers. No one else bothers with this stuff. I treat you like adult, not idiot. You run this new car for 12, [...]

New Jaguar XK Coupe, £779.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Jaguar XK Coupe deal to my website! I added New Jaguar XK Coupe 4.2 V8 (300bhp) Coupe 2dr 4196cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £779.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 [...]

New Jaguar XJ, £534.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Jaguar XJ deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Jaguar XJ 2.7 TDVi (204bhp) Executive Saloon 4dr 2720cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a [...]

New Jeep Compass, £265.95+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Jeep Compass deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Jeep Compass 2.4 i (168bhp) Limited 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2359cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is [...]

New Jeep Compass, £249.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Jeep Compass deal to my website! I added New Jeep Compass 2.4 i (168bhp) Limited 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2359cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £249.99+VAT per month [...]

New Dodge Nitro, £320.49+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Dodge Nitro deal to my website! I added New Dodge Nitro 2.8 CRD (174bhp) SXT Station Wagon 5dr 2777cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £320.49+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Dodge Nitro, £305.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Dodge Nitro deal to my website! I added New Dodge Nitro 2.8 CRD (174bhp) SXT Station Wagon 5dr 2777cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £305.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 [...]

New Dodge Nitro, £319.42+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Dodge Nitro. I added New Dodge Nitro 2.8 CRD (174bhp) SXT Station Wagon 5dr 2777cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £319.42+VAT per month with [...]

New Dodge Nitro, £299.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Dodge Nitro deal to my website! I added New Dodge Nitro 2.8 CRD (174bhp) SXT Station Wagon 5dr 2777cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £299.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 [...]

New Mercedes CLS-Class, £537.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLS-Class deal to my website! I added New Mercedes CLS-Class 3.0 CDi (224bhp) 320 Saloon 4dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £537.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Mercedes CLS-Class, £523.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLS-Class deal to my website! I added New Mercedes CLS-Class 3.0 CDi (224bhp) 320 Saloon 4dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £523.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £338.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe. I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe 2.2 CDI (147bhp) 220 Avantgarde Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £338.99+VAT per [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £330.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe deal to my website! I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe 2.2 CDI (147bhp) 220 Avantgarde Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £330.99+VAT per [...]

New Ford Fiesta, £139.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Ford Fiesta deal to my website! I added New Ford Fiesta 1.4 TDCi (67bhp) Style (a/c) Hatchback 3dr 1399cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £139.99+VAT per month with [...]

New Toyota Corolla Verso, £243.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Toyota Corolla Verso deal to my website! I added New Toyota Corolla Verso 2.2 D-4D (136bhp) T2 MPV (7-seat) 5dr 2231cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £243.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed [...]

Change on the Alfa Romeo GT

CO2 CO2, CO2. It always seems to go up. The Alfa Romeo GT 2.0 JTS (165bhp) Coupe 2dr 1970cc Petrol Manual seems to have reversed this trend. If you choose one of these, you will be pleased. Lower CO2 means lower fuel consumption. Many large organisations such as CD Bramall, Perrys, Lombard, Lex, Pendragon, Network, [...]

New Audi A6 Avant, £333+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Audi A6 Avant. I added New Audi A6 Avant 2.0 TDi (140bhp) Limited Edition (Nav, leather, 18″) Estate 5dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. [...]

New Audi A3, £189.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Audi A3 deal to my website! I added New Audi A3 (New Shape) 1.6 (102bhp) SE Sportback Hatchback 5dr 1595cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £189.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by [...]

New Audi A3, £179.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi A3 deal to my website! I added New Audi A3 (New Shape) 1.6 (102bhp) SE Hatchback 3dr 1595cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £179.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Audi A3, £199.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Audi A3. I added New Audi A3 (New Shape) 1.6 (102bhp) S-Line Sportback Hatchback 5dr 1595cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month [...]

Green info has changed on the SAAB 9-3 Sport Saloon

Checking against the values I publish for the SAAB 9-3 Sport Saloon 1.9 TiD (120bhp) Vector Sport (MY 08&09) Saloon 4dr 1910cc Diesel Manual, I have noticed a small error, so I’m publishing these new figures today. Please read. These days, in UK identity theft is common (not problem in China; we all look same, [...]

Car CO2 change for the Mini Cooper Convertible

Look, another CO2 change! The Mini Cooper Convertible 1.6 (116bhp) Convertible 2dr 1598cc Petrol Manual has moved slightly in the environment tales again. I post the new info, and publish on my website. Local franchised dealer will sort out any warranty problems for free, but on most contracts (except VW group) any VAT registered garage [...]

New Citroen Xsara Picasso, £169.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Citroen Xsara Picasso. I added New Citroen Xsara Picasso 1.6 HDi (92bhp) Desire MPV 5dr 1560cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £169.99+VAT per month [...]

Lower CO2 on my Mazda 6

If you are interested in CO2 stuff, then read this. I have a new figure for the Mazda 6 (New Shape) 2.0 D (138bhp) S Hatchback 5dr 1999cc Diesel Manual and I am updating it on my website now. This is very difficult for some people to control because of the damn human nature. But [...]

New Oxides of Nitrogen data on my Kia Picanto

I am Ling and my Kia Picanto 1.0 (60bhp) Hatchback 5dr 999cc Petrol Manual has a new CO2 value today. So I post it here in my blog. I always update very fast. Can anyone name another website that can do this stuff as fast as me? This is very difficult for some people to [...]

New Audi A6 Avant, £255.91+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Audi A6 Avant deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Audi A6 Avant 2.0 TDi (140bhp) Avant SE Estate 5dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It [...]

New Audi A6 Avant, £247.59+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Audi A6 Avant deal to my website! I added New Audi A6 Avant 2.0 TDi (140bhp) Avant SE Estate 5dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £247.59+VAT per [...]

My Fiat Panda CO2 g/km levels

Fuel is a fortune these days, so when the Fiat Panda 1.1 (54bhp) Active Hatchback 5dr 1108cc Petrol Manual has slightly changed figures, I always blog about it, because my customers say they care. With my deals, you get a brand new car with zero miles on the clock, delivered to your door. The new [...]

New Citroen C3, £159.49+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Citroen C3 deal to my website! I added New Citroen C3 1.4 i 16v (90bhp) Exclusive Hatchback 5dr 1360cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £159.49+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 [...]

My Mazda 6 has been updated

The impact of CO2 is important. I always compare my figures with the Government data, so when it changes, like on this Mazda 6 Diesel Manual, I note it here in my blog. These days, in UK identity theft is common (not problem in China; we all look same, heheh), money laundering is common, and [...]

New Audi A3, £205.66+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Audi A3 deal to my website! I added New Audi A3 (New Shape) 1.6 (102bhp) Sportback Hatchback 5dr 1595cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £205.66+VAT per month with [...]

New Audi A3, £191.06+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi A3 deal to my website! I added New Audi A3 (New Shape) 1.6 (102bhp) SE Hatchback 3dr 1595cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £191.06+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

Making the Peugeot 207 greener

Great cars like the Peugeot 207 1.6 THP 16v (147bhp) Sport XS Hatchback 3dr 1598cc Petrol Manual jump out to me when I am checking environment data. This one has changed, so I type it here. I get a lot of these changes. Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference to the [...]

My Ford Focus has been updated

Don’t spend so much on fuel! If you get a new Ford Focus Petrol 1.6 16v (98bhp) Style Hatchback 5dr 1596cc Manual, then you will spend less because the CO2 value has changed. That means more MPG. You need to insure the car fully comp, as normal with any new car. The car can be [...]

New Mini Cooper, £233.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Mini Cooper deal to my website! I added New Mini Cooper 1.6 (120bhp) Hatchback 3dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £233.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Mini Cooper Convertible, £245.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Mini Cooper Convertible deal to my website! I added New Mini Cooper Convertible 1.6 (116bhp) Convertible 2dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £245.99+VAT per month with 3 [...]

New Mini One, £182.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mini One deal to my website! I added New Mini One 1.4 16v (93bhp) One Hatchback 3dr 1397cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £182.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Mini One, £204.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Mini One deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Mini One 1.4 16v (93bhp) One Hatchback 3dr 1397cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a [...]

New Mini One Convertible, £219.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Mini One Convertible deal to my website! I added New Mini One Convertible 1.6 (93bhp) One Convertible 2dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £219.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 [...]

New Mini One Convertible, £244.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Mini One Convertible deal to my website! I added New Mini One Convertible 1.6 (93bhp) One Convertible 2dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £244.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 [...]

New Mini Cooper Clubman, £246.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mini Cooper Clubman deal to my website! I added New Mini Cooper Clubman 1.6 D 16v (108bhp) Estate 4dr 1560cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £246.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Mini Cooper Clubman, £246.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Mini Cooper Clubman deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Mini Cooper Clubman 1.6 16v (120bhp) Estate 4dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on [...]

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Posted: 02/08/10

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NO FM CAR RADIO IN 2015

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