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Fuel economy and CO2 change on my Suzuki Swift

All the people with orders in my system for the Suzuki Swift 1.3 16v (91bhp) GL Hatchback 5dr 1328cc Petrol Manual will be quite pleased by this news. I am making a change, because the environment stuff seems to have moved slightly. Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference to the resale [...]

Carbon Dioxide and the Renault Laguna

Don’t spend so much on fuel! If you get a new Renault Laguna Diesel 1.5 dCi (108bhp) Expression Hatchback 5dr 1461cc Manual, then you will spend less because the CO2 value has changed. That means more MPG. Personal Contract Hire is exactly the same as contract hire for businesses. This is the beauty of getting [...]

I have updated CO2 for the Nissan X-Trail

If you are interested in CO2 stuff, then read this. I have a new figure for the Nissan X-Trail 2.0 dCi (147bhp) Trek 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel Manual and I am updating it on my website now. At the manufacturer’s service intervals, the car will need a service, which you are responsible for. [...]

Hydrocarbon results for the Fiat Panda have changed

I am Ling and my Fiat Panda 1.1 (54bhp) Active Hatchback 5dr 1108cc Petrol Manual has a new CO2 value today. So I post it here in my blog. I always update very fast. Can anyone name another website that can do this stuff as fast as me? Many large organisations such as CD Bramall, [...]

New SAAB 9-3 Convertible, £319.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new SAAB 9-3 Convertible deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New SAAB 9-3 Convertible 2.0 16v (210bhp) 2.0t Aero Convertible 2dr 1998cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It [...]

New Ford Focus Estate, £183.00+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Ford Focus Estate deal to my website! I added New Ford Focus Estate 1.6 TDCi (90bhp) Econetic Estate 5dr 1596cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £183.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by [...]

I have updated CO2 for the Audi A3

Changing this information for the Audi A3 (New Shape) 1.6 (102bhp) SE Hatchback 3dr 1595cc Petrol Manual, I noticed most other websites still use old values. You should trust that I work harder to give you the correct info! Personal Contract Hire is exactly the same as contract hire for businesses. This is the beauty [...]

Making the Audi A4 Saloon greener

Fuel is a fortune these days, so when the Audi A4 Saloon (New Shape) 1.8 FSI (157bhp) Saloon 4dr 1798cc Petrol Manual has slightly changed figures, I always blog about it, because my customers say they care. You run this new car for 12, 18, 24 or 36 months depending on the term, and run [...]

Pollutant levels on my Kia Sportage

CO2 CO2, CO2. It always seems to go up. The Kia Sportage 2.0 CRDi (138bhp) XE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel Manual seems to have reversed this trend. If you choose one of these, you will be pleased. Lower CO2 means lower fuel consumption. Sometimes you must resign yourself to fact that dealer will [...]

Petrol consumption and my Peugeot 308

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Peugeot 308 Diesel Manual. Have a look at the new figures. You need to insure the car fully comp, as normal with any new car. The car can be used for any purpose, or driven by anyone [...]

My Peugeot 107 has been updated

Making your car greener is important, so it is nice when you can do it just by looking at the new Peugeot 107 1.0 12v (68bhp) Urban Hatchback 5dr 998cc Petrol Manual. The CO2 values have changed, making it more attractive. Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference to the resale price [...]

New VCA data on the Kia Ceed

I am Ling and my Kia Ceed 1.6 16v (120bhp) S Hatchback 5dr 1591cc Petrol Manual has a new CO2 value today. So I post it here in my blog. I always update very fast. Can anyone name another website that can do this stuff as fast as me? Local franchised dealer will sort out [...]

Pollutant levels on my Citroen C-Crosser

My system has alerted me that the Citroen C-Crosser 2.2 HDi (156bhp) VTR Plus 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 2179cc Diesel Manual has changed today so I update my website and post here for the benefit of customers. No one else bothers with this stuff. I treat you like adult, not idiot. You run this [...]

Change on the Nissan X-Trail

Making your car greener is important, so it is nice when you can do it just by looking at the new Nissan X-Trail 2.0 dCi (147bhp) Trek 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel Manual. The CO2 values have changed, making it more attractive. You run this new car for 12, 18, 24 or 36 months [...]

Making the Ford Focus ST greener

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Ford Focus ST Petrol Manual. Have a look at the new figures. Most extras fitted onto cars don’t seem to make difference to the resale price in 2-3 years. Metallic paint, leather and aircon actually do, but [...]

Green info has changed on the Mazda RX-8

Making your car greener is important, so it is nice when you can do it just by looking at the new Mazda RX-8 1.3 (192bhp) Wankel (Leather) Coupe 5dr 1308cc Petrol Manual. The CO2 values have changed, making it more attractive. I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, or I [...]

New VCA data on the Fiat Grande Punto

Don’t spend so much on fuel! If you get a new Fiat Grande Punto Petrol 1.2 (65bhp) Active Hatchback 3dr 1242cc Manual, then you will spend less because the CO2 value has changed. That means more MPG. You need to insure the car fully comp, as normal with any new car. The car can be [...]

New Volvo C30, £199.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Volvo C30 deal to my website! I added New Volvo C30 1.6 d (109bhp) R-Design Sport Coupe 3dr 1560cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 [...]

Ling is Green. New Toyota Prius info

CO2 affects fuel consumption directly. Less CO2 means less fuel burnt. So, I’m reporting this change on the Toyota Prius Hybrid Automatic. Have a look at the new figures. Physical stock is always limited, as cars cannot be made to appear by magic, there are only so many sat in corner of field. So be [...]

Making the Citroen C4 greener

All the people with orders in my system for the Citroen C4 1.4 16v (90bhp) SX Hatchback 5dr 1360cc Petrol Manual will be quite pleased by this news. I am making a change, because the environment stuff seems to have moved slightly. At the end of the contract, the car is collected from you and [...]

Harmful emissions on the Kia Sorento

The impact of CO2 is important. I always compare my figures with the Government data, so when it changes, like on this Kia Sorento Diesel Manual, I note it here in my blog. With my deals, you get a brand new car with zero miles on the clock, delivered to your door. The new car [...]

New Vauxhall Antara, £292.35+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Antara. I added New Vauxhall Antara 2.0 CDTi (147bhp) SE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £292.35+VAT per month [...]

New Vauxhall Antara, £259.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Antara deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Vauxhall Antara 2.0 CDTi (147bhp) SE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £259.99+VAT per month with 3 months [...]

New Vauxhall Antara, £238.77+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Antara deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Vauxhall Antara 2.0 CDTi (147bhp) S 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £238.77+VAT per month with 3 months [...]

New Vauxhall Antara, £209.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Antara deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Antara 2.0 CDTi (147bhp) S 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £209.99+VAT per month [...]

New Vauxhall Antara, £232.32+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Antara deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Antara 2.0 CDTi (147bhp) E 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £232.32+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Vauxhall Antara, £199.99+VAT

Hey, dudes!!! Pay attention! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Antara deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Antara 2.0 CDTi (147bhp) E 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by [...]

The Nissan Micra is a Green car yet?

My system has alerted me that the Nissan Micra 1.2 (64bhp) Visia Hatchback 3dr 1240cc Petrol Manual has changed today so I update my website and post here for the benefit of customers. No one else bothers with this stuff. I treat you like adult, not idiot. You need to insure the car fully comp, [...]

Pollution levels on the Mercedes A-Class have changed

I am the fastest car supplier in the UK to update the Mercedes A-Class 1.5 A150 Classic SE Hatchback 5dr 1498cc Petrol Manual information. No one in the industry can believe how fast I am. Most Ling cars are on 2 year deals or less, so you should only need an oil and filter service [...]

Lower CO2 on my Vauxhall Vectra

CO2 CO2, CO2. It always seems to go up. The Vauxhall Vectra 1.9 CDTi (120bhp) Exclusiv Hatchback 5dr 1910cc Diesel Manual seems to have reversed this trend. If you choose one of these, you will be pleased. Lower CO2 means lower fuel consumption. I get my car deals from many sources, main dealers, finance companies, [...]

Possible enviro banding change on the Citroen Xsara Picasso

Great cars like the Citroen Xsara Picasso 1.6 i (110bhp) Desire MPV 5dr 1587cc Petrol Manual jump out to me when I am checking environment data. This one has changed, so I type it here. I get a lot of these changes. You run this new car for 12, 18, 24 or 36 months depending [...]

Hydrocarbon results for the Ford Focus Estate have changed

I am the fastest car supplier in the UK to update the Ford Focus Estate 1.6 TDCi (90bhp) Studio Estate 5dr 1596cc Diesel Manual information. No one in the industry can believe how fast I am. As a bonus to add to your lower motoring costs, you will get every subsequent year’s road tax sent [...]

New VCA data on the Audi A4 Avant

All the people with orders in my system for the Audi A4 Avant (New Shape) 1.8 FSI (160bhp) SE Estate 5dr 1798cc Petrol Manual will be quite pleased by this news. I am making a change, because the environment stuff seems to have moved slightly. Sometimes you must resign yourself to fact that dealer will [...]

Change on the Audi A3

I am the fastest car supplier in the UK to update the Audi A3 (New Shape) 1.6 (102bhp) SE Hatchback 3dr 1595cc Petrol Manual information. No one in the industry can believe how fast I am. Have you ever rented a self-drive car for a day or a week? Well, Contract Hire is exactly the [...]

Pollution levels on the BMW 3-Series Coupe have changed

I am simply faster than any other car sales website in changing these BMW 3-Series Coupe 2.0 i (170bhp) 320 SE Coupe 2dr 1995cc Petrol Manual details to reflect the latest info. No one can keep up with me. Often the manufacturer websites are out of date! This is very difficult for some people to [...]

Pollution levels on the Kia Sorento have changed

The impact of CO2 is important. I always compare my figures with the Government data, so when it changes, like on this Kia Sorento Diesel Manual, I note it here in my blog. At the end of the contract, the car is collected from you and you have no further obligations. You do not buy [...]

New Mercedes A-Class, £159.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Mercedes A-Class deal to my website! I added New Mercedes A-Class 1.5 A150 Classic SE Hatchback 5dr 1498cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £159.99+VAT per month with 3 [...]

New Mercedes A-Class, £159.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Mercedes A-Class deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Mercedes A-Class 1.5 A150 Classic SE Hatchback 5dr 1498cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a [...]

New Vauxhall Antara, £259.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Antara deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Antara 2.0 CDTi (147bhp) SE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £259.99+VAT per month [...]

New Vauxhall Antara, £209.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Antara deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Antara 2.0 CDTi (147bhp) S 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £209.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Vauxhall Antara, £199.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Antara. I added New Vauxhall Antara 2.0 CDTi (147bhp) E 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month [...]

Pollutant levels on my Audi TT Coupe

All the people with orders in my system for the Audi TT Coupe 2.0 TFSI (200bhp) Coupe 2dr 1984cc Petrol Manual will be quite pleased by this news. I am making a change, because the environment stuff seems to have moved slightly. Sometimes new car will be delivered on a car transporter, other times it [...]

New Vauxhall Astra Estate, £202.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Astra Estate deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Astra Estate 1.7 CDTi (100bhp) Life Estate 5dr 1686cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £202.99+VAT per month [...]

New Vauxhall Vectra Estate, £230.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Vectra Estate. I added New Vauxhall Vectra Estate 1.9 CDTi (120bhp) Exclusiv Estate 5dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £230.99+VAT per month [...]

New Vauxhall Astra Twintop, £232.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Astra Twintop. I added New Vauxhall Astra Twintop 1.6 16v (105bhp) Air Coupe-Cabriolet 2dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £232.99+VAT per month [...]

New Vauxhall Astra Twintop, £240.99+VAT

Woo-hoo! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Astra Twintop deal to my website! This is damn cheap, filling your boots! I added New Vauxhall Astra Twintop 1.6 16v (105bhp) Air Coupe-Cabriolet 2dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £240.99+VAT per month with 3 months [...]

New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch, £202.99+VAT

I have been offered the following car, so here it is! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch 1.9 CDTi (150bhp) SRi Ext Pack Hatchback 3dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. [...]

New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch, £181.99+VAT

If you check my website, you will see I have just added a new Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch deal! I added this, because it looked cheap to me. I do not add expensive cars. I added New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch 1.9 CDTi (150bhp) SRi Hatchback 3dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. [...]

New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch, £182.99+VAT

Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch. I added New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch 1.9 CDTi (150bhp) SRi Hatchback 3dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £182.99+VAT [...]

New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch, £168.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch 1.7 CDTi (100bhp) SRi Hatchback 3dr 1686cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £168.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments [...]

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