New Skoda Roomster, £194.99+VAT
Posted on | May 29, 2008 | Comments Off
Look at this new deal I have uploaded to my website about 2 minutes ago! I have just uploaded a new Skoda Roomster.
I added New Skoda Roomster 1.6 16v (105bhp) *2* MPV 5dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £194.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make sure you add in the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).
I am a bloody Chinese bird, from Chengdu which is just about in the geographical centre of China. Unusually, I am a second child (not many of those in China, eh?). I have (for what they are worth) BSc in Organic Chemistry and MSc in Environmental Quality. Do you know, I just couldn’t be bothered to do a PhD, or else I might have been Dr Ling! I was born in 1973.
This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £194.99+VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.
I have clearly defined targets. For example; to avoid bullshit, to offer the cheapest brand new cars, to reduce overheads to a minimum, to tell the truth, to have happy customers.
Anyone you choose can drive this Skoda Roomster, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT! Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.
Other contract hire car sales businesses often hide behind business names; you don’t really know who you are dealing with. Very few give you the sort of information I disclose. They are mostly paper-based and inefficient and labour intensive (sorry, chaps). Often very boring, too.
Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!
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