New Renault Megane Sport Tourer, £159.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Megane Sport Tourer deal to my website! I added New Renault Megane Sport Tourer 1.5 dCi (86bhp) Dynamique Estate 5dr 1461cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £159.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments [...]

New Renault Grand Scenic, £169.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Grand Scenic deal to my website! I added New Renault Grand Scenic 1.5 dCi (106bhp) Expression MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1461cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £169.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Renault Scenic, £159.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Scenic deal to my website! I added New Renault Scenic 1.5 dCi (86bhp) Expression MPV 5dr 1498cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £159.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Renault Megane, £149.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Megane deal to my website! I added New Renault Megane 1.5 dCi (86bhp) Dynamique Hatchback 5dr 1461cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £149.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch, £244.28+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch 2.0 T 16v (240bhp) VXR Hatchback 3dr 1998cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £244.28+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 [...]

New Skoda Fabia, £122.89+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Skoda Fabia deal to my website! I added New Skoda Fabia (New Shape) 1.2 6v (60bhp) *1* Hatchback 5dr 1198cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £122.89+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Vauxhall Corsa, £178.57+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Corsa deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.6 i 16v (150bhp) turbo SRi (A/C) Hatchback 3dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £178.57+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Vauxhall Corsa, £173.57+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Corsa deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.6 i 16v (150bhp) turbo SRi Hatchback 3dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £173.57+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Vauxhall Corsa, £158.57+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Corsa deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.4 i 16v (88bhp) SXi (A/C) Hatchback 3dr 1364cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £158.57+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Vauxhall Corsa, £153.57+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Corsa deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.4 i 16v (88bhp) SXi Hatchback 3dr 1364cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £153.57+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Vauxhall Corsa, £148.57+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Corsa deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.4 i 16v (88bhp) SXi (A/C) Hatchback 3dr 1364cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £148.57+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Vauxhall Corsa, £143.57+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Corsa deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.4 i 16v (88bhp) SXi Hatchback 3dr 1364cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £143.57+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Vauxhall Corsa, £140.57+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Corsa deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 i 16v (78bhp) SXi (A/C) Hatchback 3dr 1229cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £140.57+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Vauxhall Corsa, £135.57+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Corsa deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Corsa 1.2 i 16v (78bhp) SXi Hatchback 3dr 1229cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £135.57+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New SAAB 9-3 Convertible, £309+VAT

I have just uploaded a new SAAB 9-3 Convertible deal to my website! I added New SAAB 9-3 Convertible 2.0 16v (210bhp) 2.0t Aero Convertible 2dr 1998cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £309+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

Lewis and his Astra Sport Hatch

Lewis says… Ling The car has been delivered and it appears to be perfect. Thanks for all your help – it has been a pleasure doing business with you. Kind regards, Lewis Grant 12 Barnes Avenue Chesham HP5 1AP Editor Note: Lewis, that is fantastic. You have been a lovely customer to deal with. Go [...]

Colin’s Qashqai

Colin says… My car took months to arrive, but that was Nissan’s fault and nothing to do with Ling! I will definitely use Ling again in three years when the contract has finished. The car is excellent by the way! No problems on delivery, excellent. Prompt delivery. Colin Morrison 21 Foxglove Drive Biggleswade SG18 8SP [...]

Tonic Creative take a Zafira

Oliver says… Thanks for a great service Ling (and the sweets)! Whenever I emailed with a question you replied very quickly – are you sure you don’t have two Lings there? The whole experience felt very professional, thanks! Excellent delivery of my Zafira, friendly and informative. Oliver Woodcock Tonic Creative Communications Ltd 2 Linden Avenue [...]

Gemma’s Qashqai

Gemma says… I found Ling’s website really helpful! The whole process was so easy. Ling either answered the phone straight away or called me back within half-an-hour so I always felt in touch with what was going on. Our lovely car was delivered straight to our front door. I will definitely use Ling again! Excellent [...]

Honda Civic to Scunthorpe

Stewart says… Thank you for supplying my new Honda Civic, it looks and drives just as it should! What an experience, you’re a wild one, still it’s a good way to lease and would be boring if we were all business-like and “stiff” all the time! Delivery was excellent. Stewart Collinson LVV Services Unit 60, [...]

Glasgow drop-top

Clare says… Excellent service – the best! When I first found your website I thought it was a bit crazy, but the professionalism in dealing with my enquiries convinced me to proceed with the lease of my Renault Megane CC from you. Brilliant – would recommend you to anyone! Excellent delivery. Clare Morrison 24 Heatherbrae [...]

Nissan Quashqai for Sharon

Sharon says… If anything, we were a bit slow getting the documents together waiting for the offending utility companies, but once we sorted that out there was no problem with the rest of the service: very quick, efficient, all telephone calls answered and returned. Great service! Will definitely use you again, thanks Ling! Delivery was [...]

Yet another Zafira

Sarah says… Ling, the Zafira is proving a great run-around, really useful as part of our vehicle fleet. Thanks for all your help! Excellent delivery, professional service and on-time! Sarah Harker Power Protection Engineering Ltd Millenium Court Ellerbeck Way Stokesley TS9 5JZ Editor Note: Sarah, this car follows the Nissan Navara you have just had [...]

Sorento for Ahmed

Ahmed says… After wasting 3 weeks waiting for a firm quote from a reputable company that advertises in the national press, I came across your site. You provided an excellent service, very friendly and professional, the sweets are lovely too! Best wishes for Christmas and the New Year! Excellent delivery of my new Kia Sorrento; [...]

Craig’s Grande Punto FIAT

Craig says… I think it’s great that I got to deal directly with Ling and my fiancée absolutely loves her new car!! Excellent delivery. Thanks Ling! Craig Pope 72 Clarence Road Hinckley LE10 1DR Editor Note: Craig, I hope the Grande Punto has done the trick for your future wife (or civil partner – I [...]

Nissan Qashqai for David Brown

David says… Our experience during the lease of a new Nissan Qashqai was very straight forward with no complications whatsoever. Ling is an extremely professional and efficient individual who always promptly responded to our email enquiries/requests within minutes of them being sent. I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend her to business colleagues and acquaintances, as her [...]

Citroen C4 for Natalie

Natalie says… Ling has made my first venture into car leasing easy, stress free and most importantly of all fun! I will certainly be returning to Ling in the future for any leasing needs or just crazy words and humour. Thanks Ling for arranging my lovely new Citroen C4. Natalie Von Westarp Manse Road Aberfoyle [...]

Vikki’s Zafira

Vikki says… Well done, Ling. Great Service and excellent patience! Excellent delivery. The Zafira is wonderful and was delivered within 24 hours of our cheque arriving at Ling HQ. Enough said. Thanks. Vikki Dufosse 4 Watkin Road Southampton SO30 2TD Editor Note: Vikki, I should point out that this is extremely fast delivery, i can’t [...]

Mondeo Man

Grahaeme says… Ling you are a legend. I have never had someone email me back so quickly. Fantastic service from start to finish. I will definitely use you again in future (providing you are still the cheapest). Grahaeme Smart 120 Meadowview Road Catford SE6 2NQ Editor Note: Hahahaha, and who will beat me on price?? [...]

I need mats!

Thomas says… Great lady – wonderfully nuts but sharp and a pleasure to do business with. A smooth and hassle free way to contract hire a new Nissan Qashqai. Good delivery – car mats would have been nice. Thomas Melliar-Smith 4 Bays Court Bollow Westbury-on-Severn GL14 1QX Editor Note: Thomas, I have 500 car mats [...]

Rye Verso

Andrea says… As said in my email; brilliant website, excellent dialogue, inventive service and fantastic car. Excellent delivery. Glad your website explained that financial info could take some time. Thanks again. Andrea Hefford 1 Rye View Harbour Road Rye TN31 7TQ Editor Note: Yes, these Toyota Corolla Versos are really lovely cars Thanks for letter, [...]

Audi TT to West End of London

Andrew says… Whilst I knew I had ordered an Audi TT with a long lead-in February until September, Ling kept me full informed along the way and delivery was totally hassle free and spot on the agreed date. An excellent service all round and a bit of fun as well. Perhaps a little sceptical at [...]

Raymond’s C2

Raymond says… Would use LingsCars again and would recommend her to my friends. The whole process from start to finish was painless. Excellent delivery. Ling does deliver. Merry Christmas. Raymond Lewis Orchards Lodge Holtye Road East Grindstead RH19 3PP Editor Note: Merry Christmas to you, too, Ray! Bit strange if someone is reading this in [...]

C-Crosser to Stockport

Ian says… Service and communication was excellent, Ling gave me confidence in this ‘new’ way of acquiring a car. Citroen C-Crosser feels solid and does what is says on the tin. Extra seats fine if you move the middle row forward. Cruises the motorways well and drives over soft ground confidently without chewing up the [...]

James and his Zafira

James says… It has been a real pleasure getting my car from you. You were patient with my questions, excellent at communicating, and everything went very smoothly. My only concern was lack of clarity and planning about when I would get the car, but it came within the period originally estimated, so it was not [...]

Robert Brooks Textiles Grande Punto

Robert says… Ling just rings my thing excellent service from beginning to end. Robert Brooks Robert Brooks Textiles 167 Banstead Road Carshalton SM5 4DP Editor Note: WoW!!! Short letter. Nice comment Thanks Robert! – Ling

Lexus IS for Ashley

Ashley says… When I decided I wanted a Lexus I went to my local dealer to see if he could match Ling. He said that Ling was lying and couldn’t get me the Lexus IS at the price quoted by Ling. Well… I now have the car, as usual on time, and at the price [...]

Neil’s Qashqai

Neil says… I was happy with your service, communication and the extras you arranged with a 3rd party dealer to fit – also the delivery was excellent. I had a bad experience with my previous lease company (Mercedes Benz) who made money back at the end of the contract finding a list of invisible repairs/damage [...]

New Audi Q7 to Victoria

Victoria says… Sorry for taking an age to send this letter – I’ve been busy enjoying my new Audi Q7! I just wanted to say how easy you made getting my Q7. Excellent service, a fantastic experience dealing with you – so simple and excellent communication, too! My car was delivered on time in excellent [...]

Mike’s BMW 3-Series Coupe

Mike says… Ling, I’m very happy to provide you with honest and accurate feedback as I believe you provide a great service that others should enjoy! You know, since I agreed the very competitive deal on my new BMW 3-Series Coupe, I’ve been singing your praises with all of my colleagues… some of who have [...]

Justin a 159

Justin says… Good service, thank you. See you in 18 months for my next car. Excellent delivery of my Alfa 159, very professional. Justin Ewart Address Withheld Corsham SN13 *** Editor Note: Justin, so glad to get your note. Thanks. Enjoy the Alfa 159, these are lovely cars, fast and stylish. – Ling

Andrew’s Qashqai

Andrew says… Hi Ling, Thank you for your great service. I can’t say bad stuff about you because there is none to say. I found you to be friendly and good fun. A great all-round service. Excellent delivery, my Qashqai arrived with a friendly smile. Andrew Hartridge 6 Dean Close Windsor SL4 4PL Editor Note: [...]

Suzanne and her Clio

Suzanne says… I received a great service from LINGsCARS. She replied quickly to all emails and gave me enough information to make an informed decision. Excellent delivery, helpful and professional. Ling – I will be back in two years, without a doubt. Suzanne Willmott 30 Premier Avenue Grays RM16 2SD Editor Note: Sue, well, you [...]

Nick’s Merc

Nick says… A quick and efficient service. Best deals around… I know, as I checked a lot of other companies websites. Keep up the good work. Car was one day late for delivery. See you in 2 years time. Nick Culley 11 Sir Charles Irving Close Cheltenham GL50 2DS Editor Note: Nick, what a fantastic [...]

Lincoln Qashqai

Nigel says… You are now known in our office as “LINGA LANGA LULU”. It must be catching!!! Ling over-delivers and under-promises. Will use again. I am not easily pleased. Good delivery. Well done, keep up the good work. Nigel Crow The Old Museum The Green Bardney Lincoln LN3 5TY Editor Note: What the hell is [...]

Lexus IS – impressive!

Michael says… My Lexus IS was delivered on time, exactly as ordered and with a full tank of fuel. Most impressive! The free Chinese sweets had my dog doing somersaults and they turned his water green. My advice is to go to Ling for a car, not for a takeaway. Michael Hoose 23 Leander Drive [...]

Xsara Picasso for Heather

Heather says… Ling – thanks for your really helpful service. My Picasso is a great car, great value, great service. I have recommended you to my colleagues. Bit disappointed the delivery mileage is 390 miles, but a good delivery. Heather Pastor St Agnes TR5 *** Editor Note: Heather, don’t worry about the mileage, it will [...]

Anne’s Grande Punto

Anne says… Dear Ling, I want to thank you for making the first time I lease a car a good experience. You were very helpful, you answered all my questions and you have a brilliant sense of humour. I would certainly recommend you to all my friends, just as you were recommended to me by [...]

Audi Q7 for Richard

Richard says… The Audi Q7 was my first lease, made very easy by Ling. Good prices and great service! Excellent delivery on time by a very helpful driver. Richard Proctor JMS (UK) Ltd 32 Coldharbour Lane Harpenden AL3 4UN Editor Note: Richard, thanks for taking the time to write. You are director of a successful [...]

Qaushqai to Plymouth

Roger says… Thank you Ling for the early delivery of our Nissan Qashqai. The contract has been dealt with in a professional, yet personal manner. My Qashqai was delivered on time by a pleasant and careful driver. Your documentation and procedures are exceptional – leaving nothing to chance. There are many Government departments that should [...]

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MY SISTER'S (CHINESE) SKODA!

Posted: 08/07/10

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Although I only lease cars in the UK, my sister Shan asked me to help her buy a brand-new car in China!
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CHEAPER THAN PENDRAGON

Posted: 02/08/10

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I've just delivered a new car to a senior manager (for his personal use) in PENDRAGON PLC, the UK's largest dealer group. The grou... READ MORE

NO FM CAR RADIO IN 2015

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Listening to the radio in our cars is something we all take for granted. Every car these days comes with a good quality radio, and... READ MORE

THE 3 DEGREES - MY IT CROWD

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Just to say that Mark, Jamie and Jonny have graduated. Fantastic!
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HIDING VAT

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	2.1 CDi Blu... 201bhp 2dr diesel, tip auto, met SLK Roadst £310.16 per month, inc VAT
	3.0 CDI Blu... 254bhp 4dr diesel, auto, met S-Class £730.80 per month, inc VAT
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	2.2 CDi Blu... 167bhp 5dr diesel, tip auto, met E-Class Es £380.39 per month, inc VAT