New Nissan X-Trail, £249.77+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan X-Trail deal to my website! I added New Nissan X-Trail (New Shape) 2.0 dCi (147bhp) Trek 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £249.77+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

New Mercedes E-Class Saloon, £354.77+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes E-Class Saloon deal to my website! I added New Mercedes E-Class Saloon 2.2 CDi (167bhp) E220 Special Edition Executive Saloon 4dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £354.77+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 [...]

New Volkswagen Passat Estate, £254.77+VAT

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New Mercedes E-Class Saloon, £329.76+VAT

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New Mercedes C-Class Sports Coupe, £229.77+VAT

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New Mercedes C-Class Saloon, £289.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes C-Class Saloon deal to my website! I added New Mercedes C-Class Saloon (New Shape) 1.8 (153bhp) C180K SE Saloon 4dr 1796cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £289.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments [...]

New Renault Clio, £139.99+VAT

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New Ford Focus, £192.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Ford Focus deal to my website! I added New Ford Focus 1.6 TDCi (90bhp) Style Hatchback 5dr 1596cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £192.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Chevrolet Captiva, £249.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Chevrolet Captiva deal to my website! I added New Chevrolet Captiva 2.0 CDTi (148bhp) LT 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £249.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Chevrolet Captiva, £229.99+VAT

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New Chevrolet Captiva, £209.99+VAT

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New SAAB 9-3 Convertible, £279.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new SAAB 9-3 Convertible deal to my website! I added New SAAB 9-3 Convertible 2.0 16v (210bhp) 2.0t Aero Convertible 2dr 1998cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £279.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Chevrolet Captiva, £199.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Chevrolet Captiva deal to my website! I added New Chevrolet Captiva 2.4 i (133bhp) LS 2WD Station Wagon (5-seat) 5dr 2405cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Fiat 500, £160.43+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Fiat 500 deal to my website! I added New Fiat 500 1.2 (69bhp) Pop Hatchback 3dr 1242cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £160.43+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Fiat 500, £190.12+VAT

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New Volvo V70, £268.48+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volvo V70 deal to my website! I added New Volvo V70 2.4 D (163bhp) SE Estate 5dr 2400cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+17 monthly profile. Only £268.48+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 17 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Volvo V50 Sportswagon, £199.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volvo V50 Sportswagon deal to my website! I added New Volvo V50 Sportswagon 1.6 D (109bhp) S Estate 5dr 1560cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+17 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 17 payments on direct [...]

New Honda Civic Type-R, £229.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Honda Civic Type-R deal to my website! I added New Honda Civic Type-R 2.0 i-VTEC (198bhp) Type R GT Hatchback 3dr 1998cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £229.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £342.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe deal to my website! I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe 2.2 CDi (147bhp) C220 Elegance Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £342.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £319.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe deal to my website! I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe 2.2 CDI (147bhp) C220 Avantgarde Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £319.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £322.29+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe deal to my website! I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe 2.2 CDi (147bhp) C220 Elegance Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £322.29+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £343.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe deal to my website! I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe 2.2 CDI (147bhp) C220 Avantgarde Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £343.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Mitsubishi L200, £264.99+VAT

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New Mitsubishi L200, £222.99+VAT

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New Cadillac BLS, £279.99+VAT

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New Audi Q7, £449.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi Q7 deal to my website! I added New Audi Q7 3.0 TDI (229bhp) Quattro 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 2967cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £449.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Convertible, £479.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Convertible deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Convertible 2.0 i (167bhp) 320i SE Convertible 2dr 1995cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £479.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Convertible, £474.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Convertible deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Convertible 3.0 i (214bhp) 325i SE Convertible 2dr 2996cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £474.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Convertible, £474.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Convertible deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Convertible 2.0 i (167bhp) 320i M Sport Convertible 2dr 1995cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £474.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments [...]

New BMW 3-Series Convertible, £449.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Convertible deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Convertible 2.0 i (167bhp) 320i SE Convertible 2dr 1995cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £449.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Convertible, £429.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Convertible deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Convertible 2.0 i (167bhp) 320i SE Convertible 2dr 1995cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £429.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Chevrolet Matiz, £94.62+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Chevrolet Matiz deal to my website! I added New Chevrolet Matiz 1.0 i (65bhp) SE+ Hatchback 5dr 995cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £94.62+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Citroen C1, £95.11+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Citroen C1 deal to my website! I added New Citroen C1 1.0 i (68bhp) Vibe Hatchback 3dr 998cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £95.11+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

Lee’s speeding ticket

Lee says… I love my new Grande Punto! It’s great. I wash it every Sunday and I love the new car smell! Ling was really helpful and she responded really quickly to my emails. I am pleased I chose LINGsCARS and I was very impressed with the service. The delivery driver got a speeding ticket. [...]

Spent several weeks looking…

Gregory says… After spending several weeks searching for the best personal Contract Hire deal – I found Ling! Best price, very efficient and I have a brand-new car for the first time in my life! I have already recommended Ling to all my friends and colleagues and will definitely use LINGsCARS again for my next [...]

Merc CLS to Belfast

Patrick says… My new Mercedes CLS arrived on time and just as you have suggested. I think you should use the slogan “does exactly what it says on the tin” as everything that you said would happen, did happen on time. It is refreshing to deal with a company that does not over or under [...]

Another for Kirkfield

Darren says… Another transaction, again very smooth… I asked Ling to offer her best price for a VW Passat Estate. The price was excellent compared to other dealers, the service was once again – excellent. No problems, very easy, much appreciated. The delivery was excellent, no questions! Darren Kirkfield Ltd Units 1 & 2 Schofield [...]

Postman Pat and her BMW

Clair says… Love the car, Ling! Great service from you, bright red makes it look like a Royal Mail car, I just need to get a uniform now. Thank you, see you in 2-year’s time. Clair Repton 25 Wensleydale Close Grantham NG31 8FH Editor Note: Pat, oooops, I mean Clair, I have included a picture [...]

Wrong Number Plates on a Grande Punto

David says… I was very happy with the service I received from LINGsCARS, despite a couple of hiccups (outside Ling’s control), including the car arriving with incorrect number plates. LINGsCARS dealt with everything quickly and efficiently. I was attracted to LINGsCARS because of the two-year lease deal – just what I wanted! Delivery was very [...]

Golf anyone?

Joanne says… I was very pleased with your services from start to finish. I have never leased a vehicle before and Ling made it so easy for me. The best thing about Ling’s service is that you are able to speak to Ling herself. Excellent delivery of my new Golf. I will definitely be using [...]

Professional Qashqai

Thomas says… We used LINGsCARS and found Ling to very professional. She provided a quality service and was good value. I can certainly recommend LINGsCARS, Ling is very reliable, and we will certainly continue to use her in the future. Good delivery, very professional and reliable. Thomas Duffy 19 Davenham Road Formby L37 3NR Editor [...]

Merc C to Cardiff

Roy says… We went to at least 10 other lease-hire providers and told them all to try and match Ling’s price. The closest alternative would have cost us over £1000 more over the hire period. Ling’s website is funny but her prices are seriously good. Excellent delivery, clear, concise and honest. Roy Blackburn Blackburn Griffiths [...]

Air Traffic Control

Neil says… Thank you Ling – We have found your service to be fast and friendly. Every telephone call has been dealt with immediately and every email answered promptly. It’s unusual and highly refreshing to deal with an honest company. We will be back in 24 months. The delivery was excellent, the Astra arrived first [...]

Gave Karl the Info

Karl says… The best website for car leasing on the net. I needed a quote and specification over the normal 10,000 miles. Not only did Ling’s site give me this information, but it offered lots of other info as well. Ling was fantastic. Excellent services, very prompt, good information etc… no pressure from hard-hitting sales [...]

BMW to Reading

Caron says… Thanks for the BMW 1-series, really impressed with the way you dealt with everything. Very prompt and hassle-free. I had to wait all day for the delivery, because the car went to Birmingham first, but it was worth the wait!! Many thanks, and I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend you (actually, I already have) [...]

Samuel’s Astra

Samuel says… Ling, I couldn’t be happier with the service you provided for me. Thank you. I would not hesitate to recommend you (LINGsCARS) to anyone interested in leasing a car. Samuel Maddock 42 Freestone Way Corsham SN13 9EE Editor Note: Sam, well, you had a 150bhp 1.9 Astra for a bargain price, no wonder [...]

Mondeo man

John says… Dear Ling, many thanks for your patience whilst I waited for my new Ford Mondeo. I was impressed by your professionalism and prompt replies to my many emails. I am thoroughly enjoying my new car and am looking forward to dealing with you again in three year’s time. Many thanks. John Hollows 68 [...]

BLING BLING

John says… Hi Ling, The BLING Lexus is A1!!! I have only good things to say about your service and the efficient and personal way in which I was dealt with. These so-called bigger dealers should spend less time concentrating on profit and more on customers. The best recommendation I can give is that I [...]

Another car for Black Ink

David says… Very good service as usual, thanks for getting me such a good deal… excellent delivery, my Pathfinder arrived on time. Black Ink’s Gallery in Stow on the Wold David Stoddart Black Ink Prints 7a Talbot Court The Square Stow On The World GL54 1BQ Editor Note: David, you have had a few cars [...]

Zafira to Berwick

Yvonne says… I had a lovely time on Ling’s website, picking my Vauxhall Zafira and e-mailing Ling. She responds very quickly. It was a no-hassle A* service. I will be using her website again. Good delivery, was the car supposed to have a full tank of fuel? Yvonne Swinney 28 Osborne Road Tweedmouth Berwick TD15 [...]

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	1.6 DRIVe 113bhp 5dr diesel, man, met V50 Sports £310.80 per month, inc VAT
	2.0 D 4D 124bhp 4dr diesel, man, met Avensis £290.39 per month, inc VAT
	2.2 CDi Blu... 167bhp 5dr diesel, tip auto, met E-Class Es £380.39 per month, inc VAT
	1.7 CRDi 113bhp 5dr diesel, man, met ix35 £281.09 per month, inc VAT
	2.2 d 187bhp 4dr diesel, auto, non-met XF £449.99 per month, inc VAT