New Nissan X-Trail, £249.77+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan X-Trail deal to my website!
I added New Nissan X-Trail (New Shape) 2.0 dCi (147bhp) Trek 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £249.77+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

New Mercedes E-Class Saloon, £354.77+VAT

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I added New Mercedes E-Class Saloon 2.2 CDi (167bhp) E220 Special Edition Executive Saloon 4dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £354.77+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 [...]

New Volkswagen Passat Estate, £254.77+VAT

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I added New Volkswagen Passat Estate 1.9 TDi (105bhp) SE Estate 5dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £254.77+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Mercedes E-Class Saloon, £329.76+VAT

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I added New Mercedes E-Class Saloon 2.2 CDi (167bhp) E220 Special Edition Executive Saloon 4dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £329.76+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 [...]

New Mercedes C-Class Sports Coupe, £229.77+VAT

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I added New Mercedes C-Class Sports Coupe 2.0 CDI 16v (120bhp) C200 SE Coupe 2148cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £229.77+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 [...]

New Mercedes C-Class Saloon, £289.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes C-Class Saloon deal to my website!
I added New Mercedes C-Class Saloon (New Shape) 1.8 (153bhp) C180K SE Saloon 4dr 1796cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £289.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 [...]

New Renault Clio, £139.99+VAT

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I added New Renault Clio 1.2 Turbo 16v (101bhp) Expression Hatchback 3dr 1149cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £139.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Ford Focus, £192.99+VAT

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I added New Ford Focus 1.6 TDCi (90bhp) Style Hatchback 5dr 1596cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £192.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Chevrolet Captiva, £249.99+VAT

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I added New Chevrolet Captiva 2.0 CDTi (148bhp) LT 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £249.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Chevrolet Captiva, £229.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Chevrolet Captiva deal to my website!
I added New Chevrolet Captiva 2.0 CDTi (148bhp) LT 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £229.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Chevrolet Captiva, £209.99+VAT

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I added New Chevrolet Captiva 2.0 CDTi (148bhp) LT 4WD Station Wagon (5-seat) 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £209.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New SAAB 9-3 Convertible, £279.99+VAT

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I added New SAAB 9-3 Convertible 2.0 16v (210bhp) 2.0t Aero Convertible 2dr 1998cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £279.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

New Chevrolet Captiva, £199.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Chevrolet Captiva deal to my website!
I added New Chevrolet Captiva 2.4 i (133bhp) LS 2WD Station Wagon (5-seat) 5dr 2405cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Fiat 500, £160.43+VAT

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I added New Fiat 500 1.2 (69bhp) Pop Hatchback 3dr 1242cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £160.43+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Fiat 500, £190.12+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Fiat 500 deal to my website!
I added New Fiat 500 1.2 (69bhp) Pop Hatchback 3dr 1242cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £190.12+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Volvo V70, £268.48+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volvo V70 deal to my website!
I added New Volvo V70 2.4 D (163bhp) SE Estate 5dr 2400cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+17 monthly profile. Only £268.48+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 17 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Volvo V50 Sportswagon, £199.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volvo V50 Sportswagon deal to my website!
I added New Volvo V50 Sportswagon 1.6 D (109bhp) S Estate 5dr 1560cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+17 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 17 payments on direct [...]

New Honda Civic Type-R, £229.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Honda Civic Type-R deal to my website!
I added New Honda Civic Type-R 2.0 i-VTEC (198bhp) Type R GT Hatchback 3dr 1998cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £229.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £342.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe deal to my website!
I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe 2.2 CDi (147bhp) C220 Elegance Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £342.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £319.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe deal to my website!
I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe 2.2 CDI (147bhp) C220 Avantgarde Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £319.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £322.29+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe deal to my website!
I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe 2.2 CDi (147bhp) C220 Elegance Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £322.29+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £343.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe deal to my website!
I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe 2.2 CDI (147bhp) C220 Avantgarde Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £343.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Mitsubishi L200, £264.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mitsubishi L200 deal to my website!
I added New Mitsubishi L200 (New Shape) 2.5 DI-D (138bhp) Animal Double Cab 4WD Pickup 4dr 2477cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £264.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 [...]

New Mitsubishi L200, £222.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mitsubishi L200 deal to my website!
I added New Mitsubishi L200 (New Shape) 2.5 DI-D (138bhp) Warrior Double Cab 4WD Pickup 4dr 2477cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £222.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 [...]

New Cadillac BLS, £279.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Cadillac BLS deal to my website!
I added New Cadillac BLS 1.9 TiD (150bhp) Luxury Saloon 4dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £279.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Audi Q7, £449.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi Q7 deal to my website!
I added New Audi Q7 3.0 TDI (229bhp) Quattro 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 2967cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £449.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Convertible, £479.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Convertible deal to my website!
I added New BMW 3-Series Convertible 2.0 i (167bhp) 320i SE Convertible 2dr 1995cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £479.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Convertible, £474.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Convertible deal to my website!
I added New BMW 3-Series Convertible 3.0 i (214bhp) 325i SE Convertible 2dr 2996cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £474.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Convertible, £474.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Convertible deal to my website!
I added New BMW 3-Series Convertible 2.0 i (167bhp) 320i M Sport Convertible 2dr 1995cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £474.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments [...]

New BMW 3-Series Convertible, £449.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Convertible deal to my website!
I added New BMW 3-Series Convertible 2.0 i (167bhp) 320i SE Convertible 2dr 1995cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £449.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Convertible, £429.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Convertible deal to my website!
I added New BMW 3-Series Convertible 2.0 i (167bhp) 320i SE Convertible 2dr 1995cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £429.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Chevrolet Matiz, £94.62+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Chevrolet Matiz deal to my website!
I added New Chevrolet Matiz 1.0 i (65bhp) SE+ Hatchback 5dr 995cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £94.62+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Citroen C1, £95.11+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Citroen C1 deal to my website!
I added New Citroen C1 1.0 i (68bhp) Vibe Hatchback 3dr 998cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £95.11+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

Lee’s speeding ticket

Lee says…
I love my new Grande Punto! It’s great. I wash it every Sunday and I love the new car smell!
Ling was really helpful and she responded really quickly to my emails. I am pleased I chose LINGsCARS and I was very impressed with the service. The delivery driver got a speeding ticket. Bad delivery [...]

Spent several weeks looking…

Gregory says…
After spending several weeks searching for the best personal Contract Hire deal – I found Ling!
Best price, very efficient and I have a brand-new car for the first time in my life! I have already recommended Ling to all my friends and colleagues and will definitely use LINGsCARS again for my next PCH contract. [...]

Merc CLS to Belfast

Patrick says…
My new Mercedes CLS arrived on time and just as you have suggested. I think you should use the slogan “does exactly what it says on the tin” as everything that you said would happen, did happen on time.
It is refreshing to deal with a company that does not over or under promise, and [...]

Another for Kirkfield

Darren says…
Another transaction, again very smooth…
I asked Ling to offer her best price for a VW Passat Estate. The price was excellent compared to other dealers, the service was once again – excellent. No problems, very easy, much appreciated. The delivery was excellent, no questions!
Darren
Kirkfield Ltd
Units 1 & 2
Schofield Business Park
Aston Fields
Bromsgrove
B60 3DN
Editor Note: Darren, [...]

Postman Pat and her BMW

Clair says…
Love the car, Ling!
Great service from you, bright red makes it look like a Royal Mail car, I just need to get a uniform now. Thank you, see you in 2-year’s time.
Clair Repton
25 Wensleydale Close
Grantham
NG31 8FH
Editor Note: Pat, oooops, I mean Clair, I have included a picture of you, your cat and your new [...]

Wrong Number Plates on a Grande Punto

David says…
I was very happy with the service I received from LINGsCARS, despite a couple of hiccups (outside Ling’s control), including the car arriving with incorrect number plates. LINGsCARS dealt with everything quickly and efficiently.
I was attracted to LINGsCARS because of the two-year lease deal – just what I wanted! Delivery was very good, including [...]

Golf anyone?

Joanne says…
I was very pleased with your services from start to finish. I have never leased a vehicle before and Ling made it so easy for me.
The best thing about Ling’s service is that you are able to speak to Ling herself. Excellent delivery of my new Golf. I will definitely be using you again!
Joanne [...]

Professional Qashqai

Thomas says…
We used LINGsCARS and found Ling to very professional. She provided a quality service and was good value. I can certainly recommend LINGsCARS, Ling is very reliable, and we will certainly continue to use her in the future. Good delivery, very professional and reliable.
Thomas Duffy
19 Davenham Road
Formby
L37 3NR
Editor Note: As Director of a demolitions [...]

Merc C to Cardiff

Roy says…
We went to at least 10 other lease-hire providers and told them all to try and match Ling’s price. The closest alternative would have cost us over £1000 more over the hire period. Ling’s website is funny but her prices are seriously good. Excellent delivery, clear, concise and honest.
Roy Blackburn
Blackburn Griffiths Ltd
8 Deryn Court
Wharfedale
Cardiff
CF23 [...]

Air Traffic Control

Neil says…
Thank you Ling – We have found your service to be fast and friendly. Every telephone call has been dealt with immediately and every email answered promptly. It’s unusual and highly refreshing to deal with an honest company. We will be back in 24 months.
The delivery was excellent, the Astra arrived first thing, only [...]

Gave Karl the Info

Karl says…
The best website for car leasing on the net.
I needed a quote and specification over the normal 10,000 miles. Not only did Ling’s site give me this information, but it offered lots of other info as well. Ling was fantastic. Excellent services, very prompt, good information etc… no pressure from hard-hitting sales people, just [...]

BMW to Reading

Caron says…
Thanks for the BMW 1-series, really impressed with the way you dealt with everything. Very prompt and hassle-free. I had to wait all day for the delivery, because the car went to Birmingham first, but it was worth the wait!!
Many thanks, and I wouldn’t hesitate to recommend you (actually, I already have) and I [...]

Samuel’s Astra

Samuel says…
Ling, I couldn’t be happier with the service you provided for me. Thank you. I would not hesitate to recommend you (LINGsCARS) to anyone interested in leasing a car.
Samuel Maddock
42 Freestone Way
Corsham
SN13 9EE
Editor Note: Sam, well, you had a 150bhp 1.9 Astra for a bargain price, no wonder you are pleased. These Astras are [...]

Mondeo man

John says…
Dear Ling, many thanks for your patience whilst I waited for my new Ford Mondeo. I was impressed by your professionalism and prompt replies to my many emails. I am thoroughly enjoying my new car and am looking forward to dealing with you again in three year’s time. Many thanks.
John Hollows
68 Arlington Drive
Leigh
WN7 3QP
Editor [...]

BLING BLING

John says…
Hi Ling,
The BLING Lexus is A1!!!
I have only good things to say about your service and the efficient and personal way in which I was dealt with. These so-called bigger dealers should spend less time concentrating on profit and more on customers. The best recommendation I can give is that I will be back [...]

Another car for Black Ink

David says…
Very good service as usual, thanks for getting me such a good deal… excellent delivery, my Pathfinder arrived on time.

Black Ink’s Gallery in Stow on the Wold
David Stoddart
Black Ink Prints
7a Talbot Court
The Square
Stow On The World
GL54 1BQ
Editor Note: David, you have had a few cars from me, so pleased we could arrange the swap-over [...]

Zafira to Berwick

Yvonne says…
I had a lovely time on Ling’s website, picking my Vauxhall Zafira and e-mailing Ling. She responds very quickly.
It was a no-hassle A* service. I will be using her website again. Good delivery, was the car supposed to have a full tank of fuel?
Yvonne Swinney
28 Osborne Road
Tweedmouth
Berwick
TD15 2HS
Editor Note: Yvonne, thanks for the [...]

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Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:47 Children's Secretary Ed Balls criticises children's commissioner for "ill advised" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) written-down messages on dead tree about James Bulger's killers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:47 Governments need to crack down on illegal trade in tiger parts if big cats to be saved from extinction, lah, UN warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:47 EU Bloody foreign policy chief Catherine Ashton begins Middle East tour amid tension over Israeli housing project in East Jerusalem. I plant rice to honour ancestors for you! - news replorted 13:22 Friends actor David Schwimmer is to marry male gender human bleing's British photographer girlfriend Zoe Buckman. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 13:15 The chief executive of Scotch tight ethnic human bliengs Water is to give quarter of male gender human bleing's annual bonus to charity, lah, bloody man announces. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:13 The pay of university heads has soared with some now earning more than prime minister, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 13:12 Teenagers, lah, Shakespeare and Lady Gaga - news replorted 12:40 Fitness tests should be introduced for children in secondary schools to help make human bliengs more active, lah, chief medical officer for Province of Engrish running-dogs says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 12:31 Lip gloss and hair straighteners replace lipstick and hair dryers in typical basket of velly damn good boiled chicken-feets used to calculate inflation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 12:27 The head of Catholic Church in autonomous province of Guinness drinkers says bloody man will only resign over alleged abuse "cover-up" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) if Pope asks him to so. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:25 David Beckham is flying to Finland for surgery on male gender human bleing's Achilles tendon, lah, which looks set to rule him out of World Cup. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 12:18 India's government approves bill to allow Bloody foreign universities to set up campuses and offer degrees to students in India. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 12:12 Research suggests that key Tory constituencies could suffer most from Conservative policy on super-fast broadband. I read you little red book! - news replorted 11:59 Two men in their 20s appear in court in Newry on Monday charged with terrorism offences after old bill bobbys operation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:48 Robbie Williams' Sport Relief single, lah, Morning Sun, lah, fails to make top 40 bloody annoying Blitish singles chart. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:44 Most old bill bobbys forces in Province of Engrish running-dogs and Welsh land of sheep and more sheep still unfairly target black and Asian human bliengs in their using of stop and search powers, lah, equality watchdog says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:42 An elderly woman suffered serious neglect at Teesside care home because of widespread failings, lah, review finds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:41 A massive power failure plunges much of earthquake-hit Chile into darkness, lah, affecting up to 90% of population. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 11:37 Sixty-nine human bliengs arrested in six European countries as part of co-ordinated old bill bobbys operation against Georgian mafia. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 11:34 Former patients of hospital consultant struck off after one of male gender human bleing's patients died speak of their suffering at male gender human bleing's hands. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:31 A parliamentary committee raise concerns over leadership of bloody annoying Blitish equalities chief Trevor Phillips and questions male gender human bleing's reappointment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 11:31 Reindeer having "switched off" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) their internal body clocks to survive dark winters and light summers in Arctic. Fry noodle, boil noodle? - news replorted 11:20 Hull City manager Phil "Dear Leader" Brown has been relieved of male gender human bleing's duties at struggling Premier League club and put on gardening leave. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 11:08 The bloody annoying Blitish Bloody foreign Secretary David Miliband is in China to hold discussions with country's political leaders. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:59 Province of Engrish running-dogs require five wickets to win first Test against Bangladesh after hosts close day four on 191-5, lah, still 321 runs behind. I read you little red book! - news replorted 10:57 What is behind Nick Clegg's refusal to pick party? - news replorted 10:40 South East Asian nations ramping up their military capacity in move that could destabilise region, lah, report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:34 A man whose home was raided as part of terror probe says male gender human bleing's property has not been returned, lah, although inquiry was dropped. I read you little red book! - news replorted 09:53 What UK's dotcom pioneers doing now? - news replorted 09:51 The Great Satan gets ready for wars fought in cyberspace - news replorted 09:27 A deadline for Darfur rebels and Sudan's government to finalise peace deal is unlikely to be met, lah, amid rebel split. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 09:09 Peter Graves - star of TV series Mission: Impossible and Airplane films - dies in Los Angeles, lah, aged 83. - news replorted 08:54 The internet domain name dotcom celebrates its 25th anniversary as nearly 86 million active internet sites now using it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 08:49 Coronation Street actor Danny Young is voted off ITV1's Dancing on Ice following costly mistake in skate-off. Firecracker break! BANG BANG! - news replorted 08:28 An inquiry is launched to find out how inmate at high-security Frankland jail managed to stab three officers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 08:25 David Beckham's dream of playing in fourth World Cup looks over after bloody man tears Achilles tendon in AC Milan's 1-0 win over Chievo. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 08:11 old bill bobbys make four arrests after body of 46-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man was discovered at male gender human bleing's home in south Welsh land of sheep and more sheep valleys on Friday. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:48 A suicide bomber explodes LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine in Iraqi city of Falluja, lah, killing at least seven human bliengs and wounding 13, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:31 China National Offshore Oil Corporation is paying $3.1bn for 50% stake in Argentine oil and gas group Bridas Corporation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:26 Gavin Hewitt on how mid-term polls seen in France - news replorted 07:23 Pakistani fighter jets target suspected Taliban hideouts in north-western Orakzai tribal area, lah, killing at least nine. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:17 The Catholic primate of all-autonomous province of Guinness drinkers rejects calls to resign over claim (always claiming, huh?) bloody man helped cover up sex abuse investigation in 1970s. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:52 The environment dodgy minister is expected to claim (always claiming, huh?) Welsh land of sheep and more sheep has potential to produce twice its renewable energy needs in future. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:37 Brazil's president arrives in Israel at start of Middle East tour to throw male gender human bleing's country's weight behind peace process. Eating rice!! - news replorted 06:07 How German POWs helped build bloody Engrish icon - news replorted 06:01 The internet domain name dotcom celebrates its 25th anniversary as nearly 86 million active internet sites now using it. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 05:55 Commissioner comes under fire over Venables - news replorted 05:25 At least 26 students killed and dozens hurt when bus plunges into river in India's northern state of Rajasthan. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 04:19 Pupils at four schools in Glasgow being given lessons in how to sleep. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 03:32 Pupils at four schools in Glasgow being given lessons in how to sleep. Do you carefully listening? - news replorted 03:32 President Sarkozy's party faces defeat from Socialists in regional elections, lah, which also saw strong showing by National Front. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 03:16 Bangladesh dig deep and take first Test into final day after Province of Engrish running-dogs's bowlers struggle to wrap up victory in Chittagong. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 02:56 Ban Ki-moon tells Haiti world will continue to support them as they recover from devastating earthquake. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 01:44 Best in Show finale brings Crufts Dog Show to close - news replorted 01:44 A parliamentary committee raise concerns over leadership of bloody annoying Blitish equalities chief Trevor Phillips and questions male gender human bleing's reappointment. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 01:23 Cancer patients losing out on benefit payments worth millions of pounds, lah, according to leading charity. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 01:23 Greens can't getting Japan to blubber for dead whales - news replorted 00:59 Exercise and diet key to prevent diabetes in high-risk people, lah, say experts who found two medicines offer no benefit. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:01 'They believe Mummy is angel watching them' - news replorted 00:01 There needs to be "radical overhaul" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) of road; highway No.16 from Shanghai to Chengdu travel in bloody annoying Blitish to avoid future gridlock, lah, CBI warns. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00 The royalties bloody annoying Blitish songwriters getting from online sales now growing faster than decline from CDs and DVDs. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00
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'Bas Aaron Adam Adele Adnan Ahmed Aidan Alan Alastair Aldo Alex Alexander Alexandra Alison Allan Allen Alyson Amanda Andrea Andres Andrew Andy Angela Angie Anish Ann Anne Annette Ant Anthony Antonia Antonio Antony Ashita Ashley Asif Assim Babs Barry Ben Beryl Bill Bob Brad Brenda Brian Bruno Bryan Carl Carmel Carol Caroline Carolyn Caron Cath Catherine Catriona Ceri Ceserian Charles Cheung Chief Chris Christian Christie Christine Christopher Cindy Clair Claire Clare Clive Colin Competitors Craig Cressida Daina Dale Dan Daniel Danny Daren Darrell Darren Darryll Dave David Dawn Dayn Dean Debora Deborah Debra Denis Denise Dennis Denny Derek Derrick Diana Diane Dianne Digger Dion Dominic Donna Douglas Dr Edna Edward Eileen Elaine Elizabeth Emma Emma-Jayne Eric Eva Felicity Fiona Frances Frank Fraser Ganesh Gareth Gary Gavin Gayle Ged Gemma Geoff Geoffrey George Gerald Gerard German Gerrard Gilbert Gill Gillian Giloria Gladys Glen Glyn Glynn Gordon Graeme Grahaeme Graham Grahame Grant Gregg Gregory Gulen Gunnel Gurmail Gurpreet Gus Gwendoline Harold Haroon Harry Hayley Heather Helen Helena Howard Huw Iain Ian Iqbal Irene Isobel Ivor Jack Jacqueline Jake James Jamie Jane Janet January Jason Jayne Jeff Jeffrey Jennifer Jens-Ulrich Jensen Jill Jim Jo Joanne Jody Johan John Jon Jonathan Jonathon Jude Judith Judy Julian Julie Justin Justyn Kabir Kairen Karen Karl Kate Katherine Kathryn Katie Kay Keith Ken Kenneth Kerrie Kerry Kevan Kevin Kimberley Laura Lauren Laurie Leah Leanne Lee Leigh Leighton Leo Les Lesley-Jane Leslie Lewis Lillian Linda Lindsay Lisa Liz Lon Lori Louisa Louise Lucy Luigi Lynette Lynne Malcolm Mandy Manojkumar Marc Marcel Marcus Marie Marjorie Mark Martha Martin Martyn Mathew Matt Matthew Maura Maureen Maurice Maxine Melanie Michael Micheal Michele Michelle Mick Mike Miles Mitul Mohammed Muhammed Name Natalie Nathan Nebiye Neil Neill Nicholas Nick Nicola Nigel Nina Noel Noeleen Norwin Oliver Omar Pamela Paramdeep Patricia Patrick Paul Paula Pauline Pearl Penelope Perry Pete Peter Phil Philip Phyllis Piers Pravesh Prem Quentin Rachael Rachel Rae Rajendra Rajiv Ralph Ray Raymond Rebecca Rev Reverend Richard Ricky Rob Robb Robert Robin Roderick Roger Roland Rollo Ron Rose Ross Roy Russell Ruth Sahem Salim Sally Sam Samantha Samuel Sandeep Sandra Sara Sara-Jane Sarah Satnam Scott Seamus Sean Sebastien Selina Selvin Sharon Shaun Sheila Simon Sonia Stanley Stefano Stephen Steve Steven Stewart Stuart Sue Sukhjeet Susan Suzanne Tamar Tanya Terry Tesan Thaneswary Thomas Tim Timothy Tina Toby Tom Tony Tracey Tracy Trevor Umit Vanessa Vernon Victoria Vikki Vince Vivien Vivienne Wac Wade Walter Warwick Wayne William Yvonne Zaid
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