New Volkswagen Fox, £117.99+VAT

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New Volkswagen Fox, £132.78+VAT

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New Suzuki Swift, £115.99+VAT

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New Suzuki Swift, £122.99+VAT

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New Fiat Grande Punto, £111.99+VAT

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New Fiat Grande Punto, £133.49+VAT

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New Fiat Grande Punto, £106.99+VAT

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New Fiat Grande Punto, £125.99+VAT

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New Ford Galaxy, £244.99+VAT

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New Ford Galaxy, £229.99+VAT

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New Audi A3, £260.51+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £325.79+VAT

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New Toyota Prius, £319.99+VAT

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New Nissan 350Z Coupe, £379.99+VAT

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New Nissan 350Z Coupe, £389.99+VAT

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New Nissan 350Z Coupe, £429.99+VAT

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New Toyota Corolla Verso, £164.49+VAT

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New BMW 7-Series, £585+VAT

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New BMW 1-Series, £259.99+VAT

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New Audi A6 Saloon, £299.99+VAT

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New Audi A5 Coupe, £454.99+VAT

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New Audi A5 Coupe, £469.99+VAT

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New Audi A5 Coupe, £469.99+VAT

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New Audi A5 Coupe, £454.99+VAT

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New Audi A5 Coupe, £414.99+VAT

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New Hummer H3, £469.99+VAT

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New Alfa Romeo GT, £237.42+VAT

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New Alfa Romeo GT, £245.36+VAT

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New Volkswagen Tiguan, £299.99+VAT

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New Chrysler 300C, £349.99+VAT

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New Mercedes C-Class Saloon, £293,99+VAT

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New Alfa Romeo GT, £349.11+VAT

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New Cadillac Escalade, £+VAT

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New Toyota Corolla Verso, £183.99+VAT

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New Kia Magentis, £179.99+VAT

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New Kia Magentis, £174.99+VAT

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New Mazda BT-50, £226.49+VAT

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New Mazda BT-50, £204.49+VAT

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New Seat Leon, £187.99+VAT

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New Seat Leon, £199.99+VAT

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New Volkswagen Golf, £279.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Golf deal to my website! I added New Volkswagen Golf 2.0 TDi (140bhp) GT Sport Hatchback 5dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £279.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Skoda Fabia, £109.99+VAT

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New Mazda RX-8, £278.00+VAT

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New Nissan 350Z Coupe, £349.99+VAT

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New Kia Sportage, £256.99+VAT

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New Volkswagen Transporter, £196+VAT

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New Lexus IS, £267+VAT

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New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch, £179.99+VAT

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Although I only lease cars in the UK, my sister Shan asked me to help her buy a brand-new car in China!
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HIDING VAT

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