New BMW 1-Series, £224.06+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 1-Series deal to my website! I added New BMW 1-Series 1.6 i (114bhp) 116i ES Hatchback 5dr 1596cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £224.06+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New BMW 1-Series, £248.48+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 1-Series deal to my website! I added New BMW 1-Series 1.6 i (114bhp) 116i ES Hatchback 5dr 1596cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £248.48+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New BMW X3, £380.14+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW X3 deal to my website! I added New BMW X3 2.0 d (177bhp) SE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £380.14+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New BMW X3, £412.84+VAT

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New BMW X3, £321.57+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW X3 deal to my website! I added New BMW X3 2.0 d (163bhp) SE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £321.57+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New BMW X3, £334.30+VAT

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New BMW 5-Series Saloon, £334.00+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 5-Series Saloon deal to my website! I added New BMW 5-Series Saloon 2.0 d (177bhp) 520d SE Saloon 4dr 1995cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £334.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New BMW 5-Series Saloon, £318.85+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 5-Series Saloon deal to my website! I added New BMW 5-Series Saloon 2.0 d (177bhp) 520d SE Saloon 4dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £318.85+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Touring, £359.33+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Touring deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Touring 2.0 d (177bhp) 320d SE Estate 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £359.33+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Touring, £400.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Touring deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Touring 2.0 d (177bhp) 320d SE Estate 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £400.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Touring, £333.63+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Touring, £368.21+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Touring deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Touring 2.0 d (177bhp) 320d SE Estate 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £368.21+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Touring, £343.64+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Touring, £382.22+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Touring, £318.46+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Touring deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Touring 2.0 d (177bhp) 320d ES Estate 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £318.46+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Touring, £348.71+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Touring deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Touring 2.0 d (177bhp) 320d ES Estate 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £348.71+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £343.76+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Saloon deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Saloon 2.0 d (177bhp) 320d SE Saloon 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £343.76+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £382.98+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Saloon deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Saloon 2.0 d (177bhp) 320d SE Saloon 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £382.98+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £290.27+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Saloon deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Saloon 2.0 d (163bhp) 320d SE Saloon 4dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £290.27+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £311.36+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £328.66+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £363.59+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £303.04+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £330.96+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Saloon deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Saloon 2.0 d (177bhp) 320d ES Saloon 4dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £330.96+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Toyota Prius, £239.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Toyota Prius deal to my website! I added New Toyota Prius 1.5 VVT-i 16v (115bhp) T3 E-CVT Hatchback 5dr 1497cc Hybrid, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £239.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

Bowkett’s BMW

Peter says… I am passionate about customer service, and yours is brilliant! Immediate response to all enquiries, delivery as promised… and the price – absolutely magnificent. I will be back!! Fantastic delivery, BMW were brilliant. Peter Bowkett 4 Applecross Close Coventry CV4 8JW Editor Note: Peter, thanks. I do my best. Glad I make you [...]

Another Qashqai

Darren says… Great, easy to use and straightforward website. Fabulous communication which made the whole process pain free. Will definitely use Ling again and I have already recommended to colleagues and friends. Darren Collett High Orchard Pencombe HR7 4RS Editor Note: Darren, you are so sweet You are still missing your aerial for the Nissan [...]

Bridport Bus

Keith says… Hi Ling I am writing to thank you for your service and to say how delighted we are with our new Vauxhall Zafira. You are a pleasure to do business with; everything was fully explained and upfront and it all happened when you said it would. I have no hesitation in recommending your [...]

Poetry

Peter says… Ling! I love my new Grande Punto! Thanks again… …and now, a poem: Ling is the best, forget the rest, She is a star, she’ll get you a car, No scratch, no dent and no loose screw, Because the car is always new, Great service, great prices and a lease without crisis, Now, [...]

Mini Convertible for daughter

David says… Dear Ling Thank you so much for your help to get my daughter her new Mini Convertible after all the hassle we had trying to get it in her name with no credit history. It was a pleasure to do business with someone who actually cares about the business they run! Will definitely [...]

Good news from Wallsend

Malcolm says… Once again Ling, you prove you are the best around. No rubbish hard selling, just the most competitive price and backed up with your normal first-class service. Malcolm Lant 16 The Swallows Wallsend NE28 9YQ Editor Note: Thanks for the letter, Malc, you are very kind. I used your company in return, to [...]

Short letter

Gregg says… Ling – You live up to your reputation. Very happy and many thanks. Gregg Dimeloe 59 Stockdale Drive Whittle Hall Warrington WA5 3RU Editor Note: Gregg, short letter, but a nice one. Thanks Enjoy the Astra Soprt Hatch! – Ling

Qashqai again

Stuart says… Dealing with LINGsCARS was quite an experience! One I recommend. Unlike other companies I spoke to, Ling was informal yet informative with great customer care offered at every stage. If you want a no-nonsense, friendly car hire broker, look no further. My repeat custom is assured. My Nissan Qashqai was delivered on time [...]

Another for Minster!

Peter says… “Does what she says on the tin”. Good deals, good service, good variety, good delivery. Peter Hawkins Minster Cleaning Services Stockton Business Centre 70-74 Brunswick Street Stockton On Tees TS18 1DW Editor Note: Peter, ANOTHER car for you, this time a Fiat Grande Punto! Keep it up I really enjoy to supply you. [...]

New Land Rover Discovery, £424.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Land Rover Discovery deal to my website! I added New Land Rover Discovery 2.7 TD V6 (190bhp) GS 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 2720cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £424.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by [...]

New Land Rover Discovery, £399.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Land Rover Discovery deal to my website! I added New Land Rover Discovery 2.7 TD V6 (190bhp) GS 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 2720cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £399.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by [...]

New Kia Picanto, £119.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Picanto deal to my website! I added New Kia Picanto 1.1 (64bhp) LS (A/C) Hatchback 5dr 1086cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £119.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Kia Picanto, £99.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Picanto deal to my website! I added New Kia Picanto 1.1 (64bhp) LS (A/C) Hatchback 5dr 1086cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £99.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New BMW 5-Series Saloon, £349.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 5-Series Saloon deal to my website! I added New BMW 5-Series Saloon 2.0 d (177bhp) 520d SE Saloon 4dr 1995cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £349.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New BMW 5-Series Saloon, £329.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 5-Series Saloon deal to my website! I added New BMW 5-Series Saloon 2.0 d (177bhp) 520d SE Saloon 4dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £329.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

Bloody postal strike!

Iain says… Ling, you did a fantastic job… despite all the paperwork going missing during the postal strike – several times! But it was still no trouble to you to send more and more docs to me. I am very pleased with your service and would use you again without hesitation. Excellent delivery of the [...]

Power Protection Engineering Ltd

Sarah says… Ling has been a very attentive and helpful supplier, I cannot fault her service, we will certainly be referring future vehicle requirements to her! Excellent delivery of our Nissan Navara. Sarah Harker Power Protection Engineering Ltd Millenium Court Ellerbeck Way Stokesley TS9 5JZ Editor Note: Sarah, well, so glad to be able to [...]

Ling’s sense of humour

Gerard says… It took a little while to get my head around LINGsCARS.com at first (Ling’s sense of humour). But no worries – she replied promptly to my email queries. The BMW Auto Coupe arrived 1-week before the promised date, no worries at all, I would not hesitate to use Ling again. Excellent delivery, the [...]

Clean Skoda

Peter says… Prompt, reliable service and good prices. What we’ve come to expect. Good delivery. Peter Hawkins Minster Cleaning Services Stockton Business Centre 70-74 Brunswick Street Stockton On Tees TS18 1DW Editor Note: Peter, you are a great repeat customer. Now you have a new Skoda Fabia – a great new small car. Don’t let [...]

Cooper S

Paul says… Ling, the Mini Cooper “S” is great… according to my wife – I haven’t seen much of it! The service you offer is great, if not a little wacky! The car arrived as promised, when promised. It arrived in A1 condition, the driver was really helpful. You’ve been prompt with any information I’ve [...]

Car arrived first thing

David says… Ling, I can’t thank you enough for the brilliant service you gave us. It was great to be able to ask loads of questions ahe best part was… everything you told us was true! I will (and have) recommend you to everyone. Good delivery, car arrived first thing, and everything was well. David [...]

A4 Cab blues

Michael says… I waited a while for my Audi A4 Cabriolet and was getting frustrated. There was then a problem (with production capacity at Audi – Ling) and my 1st choice never arrived. I thought “here we go” another flaky fly by night with all the talk but no product. In the end, Ling sourced [...]

Ling will bend over backwards

Jody says… As always, Ling will bend over backwards to meet our needs. The new Lexus IS220d is stunning and we hope to do business together for a long time. All emails to Ling are promptly replied to. I love the informal approach – definately a breath of fresh air, thanks Ling! Excellent delivery, very [...]

Pineapple Joes

Dean says… Ling is great, Ling is cool, Ling gets the job done. Citroen C4 Hatch was delivered on time, right colour (phew – Ling), no hassle. This is the 4th car we have had from Ling. LINGsCARS is the best! Delivery good, little to do, car arrived on time when it was supposed to. [...]

Excellent delivery

Ray says… It is such a refreshing change to deal with a company who seems to care, and are pretty competitive to boot! Excellent delivery of my BMW 3-series Coupe, good communication. Ray Stock NU*Stock Ltd Unit 7/9 Ross Road Stockton-on-Tees TS18 2NH Editor Note: Ray, well, you have a damn cheap BMW 320i Coupe [...]

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	1.8 i BlueE... 153bhp 2dr petrol, man, met C-Class Co £335.99 per month, inc VAT
	2.2 CDI Blu... 167bhp 2dr diesel, tip auto, met E-Class Ca £478.80 per month, inc VAT
	1.0 i 68bhp 3dr petrol, man, met C1 £134.38 per month, inc VAT
	1.8 i VTEC 140bhp 5dr petrol, man, non-met Civic £290.29 per month, inc VAT
	2.2 d 187bhp 4dr diesel, auto, non-met XF £449.99 per month, inc VAT