New Lotus Elise, £367.18+VAT

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New Citroen C4 Picasso, £203.25+VAT

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New Citroen C4 Grand Picasso, £199.03+VAT

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New Honda Civic Type-R, £251.71+VAT

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New Chrysler 300C, £385.26+VAT

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New Mercedes C-Class Saloon, £357.94+VAT

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New Mercedes A-Class, £229.99+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Coupe, £329.99+VAT

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New Volvo V50 Sportswagon, £199.99+VAT

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New Volvo C30, £239.99+VAT

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New Volvo C30, £219.99+VAT

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New Volvo C30, £199.99+VAT

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New Volvo C30, £199.99+VAT

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New Volvo C30, £169.99+VAT

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New BMW X5, £449.99+VAT

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New BMW Z4 Coupe, £369.99+VAT

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New BMW Z4 Coupe, £349.99+VAT

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New Mini Cooper Clubman, £209.99+VAT

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New Ford Fiesta ST, £159.99+VAT

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New Nissan Note, £158.99+VAT

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New Nissan Note, £142.99+VAT

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New Ford Galaxy, £289.99+VAT

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New Ford Galaxy, £274.99+VAT

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New Ford Galaxy, £269.99+VAT

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New Ford Galaxy, £254.99+VAT

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New Ford Galaxy, £249.99+VAT

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New Ford Galaxy, £244.99+VAT

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New Ford Galaxy, £229.99+VAT

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New Mercedes E-Class Saloon, £378.99+VAT

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New Nissan Note, £173.99+VAT

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New Nissan Note, £155.99+VAT

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New Nissan Note, £176.99+VAT

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New Nissan Note, £164.99+VAT

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Corolla Verso to East Yorks

Stewart says… Five-star service at a two-star price! – it is nice to be able to speak and deal with the boss. Please don’t sell out to any competitor – your personal touch and prices are unbeatable! Stewart Ireland 14 Queensmead Beverley HU17 8PQ Editor Note: Well, I aim for one-star price, but that’s a [...]

Breathe Deeply!

Rajendra says… Your service was EXCELLENTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Rajendra Kumar Isaac Devabattula 21 Cheviot Close Bedford MK41 9EN Editor Note: Isaac, and your name is so difficult to spell! Thanks for short letter. As Respiratory Physiologist all you have to do is say to your patients “repeat my name after me…” and their breathing will be just [...]

Total Happiness

David says… Megane CC turned up safely and when promised! It looks fab – many thanks for the excellent service – keep up the hard work. David Hymers Total Postweigh International Ltd 1 Skelgillside Alston CA9 3TR Editor Note: Wow, David. You are a VERY good customer. As well as this Megane CC, you have [...]

BMW Scot

Andy says… Ling provided a top quality service. From the day I indicated initial interest, to the day my new BMW 320i Coupe was delivered, Ling kept me informed personally all the way. Simply the best service I have received anywhere. Keep up the good work, and when you are the MD of a mega-large [...]

Samantha’s C2

Samantha says… I had to wait quite a while for my car, but this was due to a strike at the Citroen factory (bloody French – Ling), and not down to Ling. Ling was very honest with me about how long it would be and didn’t fob me off saying “it won’t be long”. Overall, [...]

I deliver the correct car!

David says… Easy to deal with, delivered correct car, on time, in perfect condition … and all at an unbeatable price! David Lloyd Norbrook Direct Limited Highfield House 506 Manchester Road Bury BL9 9NZ Editor Note: Hehehe, what were you expecting, David? A Subaru Impreza instead of your Zafira, by mistake?? Thanks for lovely short [...]

Lovely Letter from Borehamwood

Peter says… Hello Ling, A small letter of appreciation following delivery of my Fiat Punto. I found you to be efficient, direct and helpful to leasing novices like me. The car arrived as scheduled following my holiday in the Far East and was delivered and handed over by a nice patient guy from the leasing [...]

Zafira man

Andrew says… Received the car yesterday, its wonderful, many thanks for your help, recommended you to a few people. Andrew Rabone 17 Alderminster Grove Hatton Park Warwick CV35 7TB Editor Note: Short and sweet, hehehe. Great! You got a damn cheap Zafira, Andrew! Go and drive it – Ling

Best letter for ages!

John says… I am travelling back from Malta today and so will see it tonight. My wife has inspected it using your great delivery form and is very pleased – like all women she is much more detailed than me so I am sure it will be fine. She did note that no V5 was [...]

Hyundai Santa Fe delivered!

Ken says… Hi, Ling. A great big thank you for the excellent and prompt service on the delivery of my Hyundai Santa Fe. This is my first experience of car leasing, and your whole approach made it incredibly easy throughout. The vehicle was delivered bang on time by a very professional driver, and has actually [...]

New Land Rover Discovery, £349.99+VAT

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New Land Rover Freelander 2, £249.99+VAT

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New Land Rover Range Rover Sport, £559.99+VAT

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New Land Rover Range Rover Sport, £619.99+VAT

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New Land Rover Discovery, £599.99+VAT

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New Land Rover Discovery, £469.99+VAT

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New Land Rover Discovery, £399.99+VAT

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MY SISTER'S (CHINESE) SKODA!

Posted: 08/07/10

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Although I only lease cars in the UK, my sister Shan asked me to help her buy a brand-new car in China!
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THE 3 DEGREES - MY IT CROWD

Posted: 18/07/10

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Just to say that Mark, Jamie and Jonny have graduated. Fantastic!
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WHY HYDROGEN NO GOOD 4 CARS

Posted: 15/12/10

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I have a BSc in Applied Chemistry and an MSc in Environmental Management, so have some qualification to comment on this issue. Sor... READ MORE

HIDING VAT

Posted: 02/07/10

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Can you believe prices you see on the web? I've gotta say, how annoyed it makes me that so many websites break the law, also known... READ MORE

NO FM CAR RADIO IN 2015

Posted: 04/03/10

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Listening to the radio in our cars is something we all take for granted. Every car these days comes with a good quality radio, and... READ MORE

CHEAPER THAN PENDRAGON

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	1.6 i 115bhp 5dr petrol, man, non-met Juke £213.86 per month, inc VAT
	1.4 i 75bhp 5dr petrol, man, non-met C3 £215.99 per month, inc VAT
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