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New Land Rover Range Rover Sport, £433.77+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Land Rover Range Rover Sport deal to my website! I added New Land Rover Range Rover Sport 2.7 TD V6 (188bhp) S (inc Leather) 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2720cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £433.77+VAT per month with 3 [...]

New Volkswagen Touran, £239.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Touran deal to my website! I added New Volkswagen Touran 1.9 TDi (105bhp) S MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £239.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Volkswagen Touran, £209.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Touran deal to my website! I added New Volkswagen Touran 1.9 TDi (90bhp) S MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £209.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Jaguar X-Type Estate, £303.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Jaguar X-Type Estate deal to my website! I added New Jaguar X-Type Estate 2.2 D (152bhp) S Estate 5dr 2198cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £303.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Jaguar S-Type, £379.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Jaguar S-Type deal to my website! I added New Jaguar S-Type 2.7 d V6 (206bhp) Spirit Saloon 4dr 2720cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £379.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Jaguar X-Type Estate, £264.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Jaguar X-Type Estate deal to my website! I added New Jaguar X-Type Estate 2.0 D (130bhp) S Estate 5dr 1998cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £264.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Jaguar X-Type Estate, £284.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Jaguar X-Type Estate deal to my website! I added New Jaguar X-Type Estate 2.0 D (130bhp) S Estate 5dr 1998cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £284.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Jaguar X-Type, £244.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Jaguar X-Type deal to my website! I added New Jaguar X-Type 2.0 D (130bhp) S Saloon 4dr 1998cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £244.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Jaguar X-Type, £264.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Jaguar X-Type deal to my website! I added New Jaguar X-Type 2.0 D (130bhp) S Saloon 4dr 1998cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £264.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Audi A5 Coupe, £529.98+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi A5 Coupe deal to my website! I added New Audi A5 Coupe 3.0 TDi (236bhp) Quattro Sport 4WD Coupe 2dr 2967cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £529.98+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

New Audi A5 Coupe, £529.98+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi A5 Coupe deal to my website! I added New Audi A5 Coupe 3.0 TDi (236bhp) Quattro Sport 4WD Coupe 2dr 2967cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £529.98+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

New Audi A5 Coupe, £514.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi A5 Coupe deal to my website! I added New Audi A5 Coupe 3.0 TDi (236bhp) Quattro Sport 4WD Coupe 2dr 2967cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £514.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments [...]

New Audi A5 Coupe, £514.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi A5 Coupe deal to my website! I added New Audi A5 Coupe 3.0 TDi (236bhp) Quattro Sport 4WD Coupe 2dr 2967cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £514.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments [...]

New Nissan Pathfinder, £389.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Pathfinder deal to my website! I added New Nissan Pathfinder 2.5 DCi (174bhp) Aventura 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 2488cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £389.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Nissan Pathfinder, £374.98+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Pathfinder deal to my website! I added New Nissan Pathfinder 2.5 DCi (174bhp) Aventura 4WD Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 2488cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £374.98+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Dodge Nitro, £330.90+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Dodge Nitro deal to my website! I added New Dodge Nitro 2.8 CRD (174bhp) SE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2777cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £330.90+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

Da Boss gets VW Passat

Jason says… Brilliant. A pleasure to deal with – straight forward, simple quotes followed by a super-fast service. Excellent delivery of my Passat TDi, on time. Pleasant. Thanks a million. Jason Smith Integration Technology Ltd 115-119 Heyford Park, Upper Heyford OX25 5HA Editor Note: Jason Smith, you are so economical with your words, but that [...]

Car No.2 for Warwick

Warwick says… Ling – thanks for your great service. Always quick to respond to my emails. You dealt with me with fantastic efficiency. Warwick Gainsborough Address Withheld Rickmansworth WD3 *** Editor Note: Warwick, it was a fast turnaround this time, because I already had all your info on file from your last car with me [...]

Ling melts an Iceberg!

David says… I am a multi-car user ALL PROVIDED BY LING! Ling’s prices are good and her levels of service are even better. Communications via email, letter or phone are all very good. Strangely, Ling also has a sense of humour. Many thanks, Ling. Keep those prices low and service levels high. Excellent delivery of [...]

Sharon’s Smoothie

Sharon says… Ling, the whole service has been great. I had immediate response to my emails, post arrived when it should, my Lexus IS arrived when it was promised, and the prices were as stated on the website. What more could you want?… plus, the Chinese cola Polos are tasty! Sharon Barton 35 Liverpool Road [...]

Turning Japanese – I don’t think so!

Barry says… Excellent service from enquiry through to delivery. For once when using the Internet and email, I felt like a person and not a number. I am pleased with my choice of Nissan Qashqai 1.6 Acenta, shame about the long delivery – but hey… that’s the Japanese for you. Will be recommending you to [...]

Poor Mitsubishi Dealer :(

Steve says… Ling, I’ve got to say you were not my first choice to hire a Mitsubishi L200 from. My local Mitsubishi dealer fought hard for the deal – this will be my third L200 – but he had too many troops to feed and couldn’t believe the price quoted until I introduced him to [...]

Mondeo No.2 for Barry

Barry says… As usual, Ling. A first class service. Excellent delivery. Couldn’t ask for better service. Bless ya ! Barry Doswell Pneumatic Solutions Int Ltd Stratfield Park, Elettra Ave Waterlooville PO7 7XN Editor Note: Barry, This is the second Mondeo you have taken, great to have you back just a few weeks after the first. [...]

Kate’s Cooper

Kate says… Ling delivered my new Mini Cooper when she said she would, and it was perfect. I was worried about maintenance and handing the car back at the end of the lease, but she provided all the information I needed to gain confidence. Plus free sweets I have recommended Ling to a friend. Kate [...]

Shredderman

Graeme says… The attention to detail and service that we received from Ling was excellent and it was a pleasure to deal with her. That’s why we have already ordered a second car (Nissan Qashqai) from Ling. Delivery of the Zafira was very good, but the alloy wheels were dirty. Graeme Carter Shredderman 26 Weardale [...]

Very cheap van

Claire says… Hiya Ling! Everything has been great. You were so helpful with everything. We will be needing another van soon, so I will be in touch! We had a really good deal from you, thanks. Fantastic delivery. Claire Sheridan Regency Moulding and Fireplaces Ltd Old Town Hall Station Road Nottingham NG6 9AA Editor Note: [...]

Alistair’s Range Rover

Alastair says… Ling, many thanks for the outstanding service that you provided getting my Range Rover Sport 2.7 Tdi V6. I would not hesitate to recommend you to anyone and rest assured you will be my first port of call for all future cars. Alastair Webb 4 Thatch Close Derby DE22 1EA Editor Note: Well, [...]

Can I come to your Christmas party???

Paul says… Ling, many thanks for the help with my Citroen C4 lease. You took ownership of my “purchase” from day one and the delivery driver was excellent, including a full briefing on the car’s functions. I will definitely use you again, see you in two years. ps. Can I come to your Christmas party? [...]

Solicitor’s Beemer

Paul says… Very clear and smooth process from start to finish. All the paperwork was completed promptly and in a professional way. I would not hesitate to use LINGsCARS.com again. Paul Millan Noble Solicitors 21 High Street Shefford SG17 5DD Editor Note: Wow, from a solicitor who spends his days completing similar paperwork, this is [...]

Icetrack gets an Audi

Neil says… Dear Ling, Just a brief note to say how pleased we were with the whole process of sourcing our new Audi A3 from you. Everything you said you would do, you did, on time and even when the car was going to be a couple of weeks late, you let me know. Keeping [...]

Astra to Poole

Martin says… What can I say? Excellent service!. This was the first lease car I have had and the whole process went smoothly with no problems. Car was delivered on time and clean. I would certainly recommend LINGsCARS.com to anyone. Well done Ling! Martin Condon 7C Bank Chambers Penn Hill Ave Poole BH14 9NB Editor [...]

Sexy Alfa – at last

Mike says… This Alfa Romeo 159 2.4 JTDM Lusso Saloon is the first car I have leased, having always bought nearly-new previously. Ling’s prices are very competitive and so I went for a car I really wanted. The service was very good. Ling always responded quickly and kept me informed before delivery. I like her [...]

Wayne’s Wait

Wayne says… We came across Ling’s website on the Internet and were attracted by its “easy to use” and unique format. Ling was extremely efficient and friendly and made the whole process of leasing a car easy (even though the Citroen C2 was delayed… not Ling’s fault, it was the factory). We are very happy [...]

Vauxhall disappoint

Kevan says… I did a lot of research into a number of leasing companies before deciding on Ling. Certainly she has one of the most competitively priced websites I could find! The application process was straightforward with no problems. Good service standards from Ling, shame the same couldn’t be said for the manufacturer (and dealer) [...]

Sense from Q7 customer

Andrew says… Ling, I would like to thank you an extraordinary buying experience! Prior to contacting LINGsCARS, I had emailed 4 other leasing companies with none of them even having the courtesy of replying by email or phone. Even my local Audi garage never bothered to call me as promised. Your constant updates and almost [...]

C4 Delivery “efficient”

Michael says… I really appreciated such an efficient, straight-forward and honest service. No hidden costs, you know you are not being ripped off and you get all the advice you need. Huge thanks, Ling, sorting my Citroen C4 Hatch. Delivery was efficient, couldn’t fault it. Will recommend you without hesitation. Michael Stanford 23 Cophams Close [...]

Bushey CC

Mark says… Ok… so Ling is a bit unconventional, but her website gives loads of examples of what’s available and plenty of advice. Ling never over-promised and always did what she said she would. A very positive experience. Renault Megane Coupe Cabriolet was delivered on time and very clean, excellent. Mark Laikin Address Witheld WD23 [...]

John’s Kia Sportage

John says… Absolutely first-class service from my first enquiry through to delivery of my new Kia Sportage. “A-plus” service from LINGsCARS, I would recommend you to anyone thinking of leasing a car. Free delivery and road tax included is an added bonus. Excellent delivery, on time and with the car in immaculate condition. John Bole [...]

BMW Coupe

David says… Thanks Ling, the BMW 3 Series Coupe is fantastic! The whole process from start to finish was efficient, professional and hassle-free. I will be back in 2-years for my next car and will be recommending you to all my friends and colleagues. David Sutcliffe 35 Warner St Barrow Upon Soar Loughborough LE12 8PB [...]

Mini to Northampton

Dianne says… Ling, Now we have taken 3 vehicles off you. Always a pleasure AND FUN to deal with. Look forward to the next car! Dianne Clark 12 Hall Close Harpole Northampton NN7 4DY Editor Note: Short and sweet, eh, Dianne and Tony. Such good to deal with you, you always cheer me up – [...]

Audi Q7 to local customer Paul

Paul says… I found that Ling has been a very helpful person to deal with, I felt as if I was her most important customer. As a customer service manager myself, I know how good the quality of her service is. Well done with my new Audi Q7! Paul Thomas 113 Central Lofts 21 Waterloo [...]

SAAB for Summer

Tony says… Ling makes it easy. ling makes it fun. The service from end-to-end was simple, easy to follow, and it worked. Excellent delivery of my new SAAB 9-3 Convertible, I couldn’t fault the service. Highly recommended, will use again! Tony Roach 35 Rosewood Ave Stockport SK4 2DQ Editor Note: Well, Tony, it was such [...]

Letter 605, about a Skoda

Graham says… Apart from a slight mix-up re delivery time, your service was impeccable. Also, the supplying dealer was spot on and perfect and very professional. I will definitely use you again. Your prices are very keen and I like your personal service. Please don’t change a thing. LING IS KING! ps. Just saw you [...]

Cheap Van Man

Darren says… Dear Ling, Thank you for providing an excellent service with regards to the lease hire of our new Citroen Relay van. I personally found your company highly competitive. I like the advertising campaign and you are easy to work with. Out of the many companies I have dealt with, I would definitely say [...]

Roedean??? That’s a posh school!

Michael says… Dear Ling, Very pleased with the new Focus, as I was with my previous MX5 from you. Good specifications and good prices. My guess is you were educated at Roedean College and that you put on this Anglo/Chinese accent to try and be authentic. Your website is excellent and makes it easy to [...]

3 Windscreens! In a Merc…

Paul says… Hi Ling. Would you believe I’ve had yet another windscreen fitted (£60 excess) last Friday, but the car is fine and enjoyable. I have recommended you to lots of “cash for car” hopefuls – they like your website; informative and to the point without jargon no-one understands. The fact that we can speak [...]

Terry’s Topless!

Terry says… Really happy with the Renault Megane CC – the rep nearly wet his pants when I told him what his new car would be! Great service from you, Ling, nice easy communications. Shame Renault Finance took so long to process after approval. We got there in the end, however. I’ll be back for [...]

Pauline’s SAAB 9-5

Pauline says… My SAAB 9-5 Estate is here, it arrived at 10am!! I just want you to know that you have made this process sooooooo easy and pain free for me as I am a personal contract hire virgin!! You are an absolute pleasure to deal with. Your website is fantastically informative and easy to [...]

MX-5 to Paignton

Emma says… Dear Ling I didn’t think that I would be that bothered by my new Mazda MX-5, but I have to say from the moment it arrived I was slightly in love… The very nice man from Cxxxxxxx (long way from me) turned up bright and early, in fact I was still in my [...]

Stephen wants mats!

Stephen says… What can I say? Fantastic service! Thank you so much for all your help, the family are loving the new Vauxhall Zafira. The car was delivered on-time and it looks great! I loved the personal service that you offer, and you were always very prompt in responding to my questions and demands. Delivery [...]

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