New Audi A6 Saloon, £329.99+VAT

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New Renault Clio, £129.97+VAT

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New Alfa Romeo 159, £259.99+VAT

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New Alfa Romeo 159, £269.99+VAT

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New Mazda RX-8, £299+VAT

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New Mazda RX-8, £299+VAT

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New Mazda RX-8, £308+VAT

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New Skoda Octavia Estate, £274.99+VAT

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New Skoda Octavia Estate, £259.99+VAT

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New Skoda Octavia Estate, £258.24+VAT

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New Skoda Octavia Estate, £259.99+VAT

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New Skoda Octavia, £253.72+VAT

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New Skoda Octavia, £249.99+VAT

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New Skoda Fabia, £159.99+VAT

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New Skoda Fabia, £149.99+VAT

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New Skoda Fabia, £144.99+VAT

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New Skoda Fabia, £134.99+VAT

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New Fiat Multipla, £204.99+VAT

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New Fiat Multipla, £199.99+VAT

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New Fiat Sedici, £244.99+VAT

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New Fiat Sedici, £209.99+VAT

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New Fiat Panda, £127.78+VAT

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New Fiat Panda 4×4, £149.99+VAT

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New Jeep Patriot, £259.97+VAT

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New Mercedes GL-Class, £569.98+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes GL-Class deal to my website! I added New Mercedes GL-Class 3.0 CDI (220bhp) GL320 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £569.98+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Volvo C70, £319.99+VAT

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New Audi A6 Saloon, £349.99+VAT

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New Audi A6 Saloon, £329.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi A6 Saloon deal to my website! I added New Audi A6 Saloon 2.0 TDI (140bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £329.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

Letter No 589 about a VW Passat

Brian says… With phone calls answered by Ling herself, emails answered within minutes and a personal service… we have never had that from the “big boy” lease companies. Why should we ever have to go anywhere else in the future? Thanks Ling, great car, you are a star! Brian Tilley EJM Motors 43-49 Union Street [...]

Poem about a Z350 Nissan

Andrew says… Ling is the King, The rest are all dead, Thanks very much, For my 350Z! Andrew Forster Industrial Workwear Ltd Derwentside Business Centre Consett Business Park Consett DH8 6BP Editor Note: Andrew, what a wonderful poem, you are a true artist. I am sure I will see you zooming around locally as you [...]

Fantastic letter from Pneumatic Solutions

Barry says… What a fabulous service Ling. The thing we liked about LINGsCARS.com is that when you call or e-mail you actually get to talk to Ling and not some answer machine. This was our first rented vehicle and I can’t fault the process or service received even if I wanted to. The service was [...]

Outlander customer recommends Ling

David says… Hi Ling Sorry it’s taken me so long to email my thanks to you but have been away on business. We love our new Mitsubishi Outlander and are very impressed with your service with no qualms of recommending your company to others. David Billington 1 Arnolds Farm Cottages Ongar Road Havering-atte-Bower Romford RM4 [...]

Boutique Owner gets Range Rover Sport

Lauren says… Now, the Range Rover Sport ………… I shall lick it clean every night, it is to die for (so the fuel bill…£78 to fill it today, ouch!). It’s a dream to drive and I am delighted I chose it. Great colour, spec etc. I’m driving it down to Manchester and back tomorrow so [...]

Mr Twist sticks with Zafira

Ian says… Excellent service. Ling keeps in touch, help when needed and does it all with a sense of humour. I would recommend LINGsCARS to anyone, she’s very good. Ian Twist 40 Hawkhill Road Alloa KK10 1SA Editor Note: Ian, well, you had a bit of trouble with your new Zafira – one of the [...]

Citroen Picasso customer letter

Martin says… Ling was great to deal with. She even worked evenings and weekends like me! Recommended! Martin Dempster 16 Clive Road Balsall Common CV7 7DW Editor Note: Martin, hahahah! The reason I have been working weekends and evenings is that I have been so busy since I turned down Duncan Bannatyne on bloody Dragons’ [...]

New Mitsubishi Outlander, £264.49+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mitsubishi Outlander deal to my website! I added New Mitsubishi Outlander 2.0 DiDC (138bhp) Equippe 4WD MPV 5dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £264.49+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Mercedes CLS-Class, £524.98+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLS-Class deal to my website! I added New Mercedes CLS-Class 3.0 CDi (224bhp) 320 (leather) Saloon 4dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £524.98+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Mercedes CLS-Class, £539.97+VAT

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New Mercedes M-Class, £454.96+VAT

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New Mercedes M-Class, £429.98+VAT

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New Mercedes S-Class, £589.97+VAT

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New Mazda RX-8, £299.00+VAT

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New Honda Civic, £230.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Honda Civic deal to my website! I added New Honda Civic 2.2 i-CDTi (138bhp) ES Hatchback 5dr 2204cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £230.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Honda Civic, £241.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Honda Civic deal to my website! I added New Honda Civic 2.2 i-CDTi (138bhp) ES Hatchback 5dr 2204cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £241.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Honda Civic, £209.99+VAT

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New Honda Civic, £214.99+VAT

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New Honda Civic, £204.99+VAT

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New Honda Civic, £209.99+VAT

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New Honda Civic, £224.99+VAT

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New Honda Civic, £237.99+VAT

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