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New Nissan Pathfinder, £369.99+VAT

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New Mini Cooper Convertible, £279.99+VAT

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New Mini Cooper, £249.99+VAT

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New Mercedes M-Class, £519.99+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Coupe, £329.99+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Coupe, £309.99+VAT

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New Land Rover Freelander 2, £269.99+VAT

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New Audi Q7, £469.99+VAT

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New Audi Q7, £489.99+VAT

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New Audi Q7, £439.99+VAT

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New Volvo C30, £239.99+VAT

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New Volvo C30, £219.99+VAT

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New Volvo C30, £219.99+VAT

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New Volkswagen Touran, £239.99+VAT

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New Volkswagen Touran, £209.99+VAT

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New Renault Clio (old model), £114.99+VAT

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New Mazda 5, £249.99+VAT

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New Mitsubishi Colt CZC, £242.99+VAT

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New Mitsubishi Colt CZC, £214.99+VAT

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New Mini Cooper Convertible, £269.99+VAT

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I added New Mini Cooper Convertible (New Shape) 1.6 (172bhp) S Convertible 2dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £269.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments [...]

New Mini Cooper, £229.99+VAT

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I added New Mini Cooper (New Shape) 1.6 (172bhp) S Hatchback 3dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £229.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Mini Cooper, £239.99+VAT

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I added New Mini Cooper (New Shape) 1.6 (172bhp) S Hatchback 3dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £239.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Toyota Aygo, £110+VAT

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New Volvo C30, £189.99+VAT

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New Hyundai Santa Fe, £304.99+VAT

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New Hyundai Santa Fe, £289.99+VAT

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I added New Hyundai Santa Fe 2.2 CRTD (148bhp) GSI 4WD Station Wagon (5-seat) 5dr 2188cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £289.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 [...]

New Fiat Panda, £154.99+VAT

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New Audi A3, £237.99+VAT

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New BMW 5-Series Saloon, £484.99+VAT

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New BMW 5-Series Saloon, £419.99+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £389.99+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £359.99+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £364.99+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £339.99+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £319.99+VAT

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New Renault Megane, £179.99+VAT

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I added New Renault Megane 1.5 dCi (86bhp) Dynamique Hatchback 5dr 1461cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £179.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Renault Megane, £169.99+VAT

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New Renault Megane, £179.99+VAT

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New Renault Megane, £169.99+VAT

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New Ford Galaxy, £274.99+VAT

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New Ford Galaxy, £259.99+VAT

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New Nissan X-Trail, £299.99+VAT

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New Land Rover Range Rover Sport, £459.99+VAT

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New Land Rover Range Rover Sport, £479.99+VAT

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New Mercedes SLK, £339.99+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £285.99+VAT

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New BMW 1-Series, £234.99+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £288.99+VAT

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The family of five-earth-years old happy birthday to you, British boy who was kidnapped while in Pakistan say they "ecstatic" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) after bloody man is found. I read you little red book! - news replorted 13:08

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Do we really need airline that's British? - news replorted 12:19

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The Catholic Church in autonomous province of Guinness drinkers releases more details about why Cardinal Brady asked abuse victims to sign secrecy agreements. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:33

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A British soldier has died from wounds received last month in explosion in southern Afghanistan, lah, MoD says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 11:09

The bloody annoying Blitish Bloody foreign secretary says Britain and China having "a shared goal" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) in solving issue of Iran's nuclear programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 10:42

Actor Charlie Sheen pleads not guilty to domestic violence charges and is ordered to stand trial on 21 July. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 10:32

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The Digital Economy Bill, lah, which includes measures to ban persistent illegal file-sharers, lah, has been passed by peers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 10:16

Comments by China's Bloody foreign dodgy minister shed no light on location of missing human rights lawyer Gao Xhisheng. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 10:11

Royal Dutch Shell says it will shed further 1,000 jobs by end of next year as part of its cost cutting programme. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 09:57

Government plans to reduce budget deficit not ambitious enough, lah, report will warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! your as really velly special customer's views? - news replorted 09:46

The bloody annoying Blitish is still world's largest export market for Champagne despite fall in sales, lah, industry figures say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:39

Missiles fired by suspected Great Satan drone having killed at least three human bliengs in north-western Pakistan, lah, officials say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 09:36

US regulators having unveiled nation's first plan to give every American super-fast broadband by 2020. - news replorted 09:36

Net classes giving human bliengs first taste of online life - news replorted 09:22

Don't give up, lah, says Environment Agency head - news replorted 09:08

Nine homes in County Antrim evacuated as 50 firefighters tackle huge gorse fire which is still blazing. No spitting in damn website!!! - news replorted 08:31

Liverpool's Steven Gerrard may face disciplinary action by silly kick-kick game Association after appearing to hit Portsmouth's Michael "Dear Leader" Brown in 4-1 win over south-coast side. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 08:27

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The FBI says it is sending agents to Mexico's border city of Ciudad Juarez after three human bliengs linked to Great Satan consulate were killed. I read you little red book! - news replorted 08:00

Province of Engrish running-dogs win first Test against Bangladesh by 181 runs in Chittagong after spirited display by hosts on tense final day. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 08:00

Focus returns to economy amid deficit warnings - news replorted 07:38

There has been exchange of gunfire between security forces and two human bliengs near Indian space agency in Bangalore. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 05:37

Doctors and health campaigners say too many human bliengs going to see their GP with minor problems such as coughs and colds. Eating rice!! - news replorted 05:13

old bill bobbys in India say they having recovered huge amount of explosives which was being "used by Maoist rebels". - news replorted 04:37

The estate of Michael Jackson agrees deal worth $200m (RMB Yuan #160m) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! with record label Sony, lah, Great Satan reports say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 04:16

Spreading iron in oceans as climate "fix" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) could poison marine mammals and birds, lah, scientists show. I am Chinese not Catholic, I cannot do the miracles! - news replorted 03:04

Graeme Swann makes crucial double breakthrough for Province of Engrish running-dogs as they close on victory in first Test against Bangladesh. - news replorted 02:58

Toyota casts doubt on claim (always claiming, huh?) one of its cars failed to stop, lah, after widely-publicised account of "runaway" (Ai-yaa!!! Bloody Bloardcasting Corporation quotee-quotee!) Prius in California. Ai-yaa!!! - news replorted 01:58

A survey of swifts suggests species is at risk from improvement work being undertaken on old houses. Eating rice!! - news replorted 01:53

Chronic failings within Crown Prosecution service (???) I wan' service , I wan' you tellibly lovely custlingmer give me damn velly damn good service (CPS) ni ni ni ni Hao, lah, Zai-Jian! in London (capital of Great England) exposed in damning report. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:52

Sports players and fans in Manchester targeted in campaign to boost number of sperm donors. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:37

Proposed Indian nuclear plant angers farmers - news replorted 00:37

Nursery food is poor and could be subjected to new nutritional guidelines, lah, government-commissioned report says. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:25

More than half million bloody annoying Blitish pensioners living overseas will find if they having won appeal against freezing of their pensions. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:15

Are bloody annoying Blitish workers being forced to work part-time? - news replorted 00:14

The number of dodgy ministers should be cut by up to third to reduce costs and make Parliament more independent, lah, Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 00:08

The vice-president of Kraft Foods will be questioned by Membling Partiamentary expense cheaters over male gender human bleing's company's takeover of Cadbury later. Hahahaha! Laughing like bloody hell! - news replorted 00:02

Savers in Equitable Life insurlince capitalist entity denounce limited compensation process set up by government. Pass chopsticks!! - news replorted 00:02

European finance you tellibly lovely custlingmer wan' borrow many Yuan dodgy ministers say they having agreed how they would help Greece in its financial crisis, lah, but reavealingly showing Great Satan few details. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00

Impotence is strong predictor of heart attack and death among high risk patients, lah, say German researchers. Eating rice!! - news replorted 00:00

The number of human bliengs excluded from social care in Province of Engrish running-dogs will continue rising if system is not revamped, lah, experts warn. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 00:00

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