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New Mercedes M-Class, £519.99+VAT

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New Land Rover Freelander 2, £269.99+VAT

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New Volvo C30, £239.99+VAT

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New Volvo C30, £219.99+VAT

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New Volkswagen Touran, £239.99+VAT

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New Renault Clio (old model), £114.99+VAT

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New Mazda 5, £249.99+VAT

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New Mitsubishi Colt CZC, £242.99+VAT

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New Mitsubishi Colt CZC, £214.99+VAT

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New Mini Cooper Convertible, £269.99+VAT

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New Mini Cooper, £229.99+VAT

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New Mini Cooper, £239.99+VAT

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New Toyota Aygo, £110+VAT

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New Volvo C30, £189.99+VAT

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New Hyundai Santa Fe, £304.99+VAT

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New Hyundai Santa Fe, £289.99+VAT

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New Fiat Panda, £154.99+VAT

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New Audi A3, £237.99+VAT

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New BMW 5-Series Saloon, £484.99+VAT

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New BMW 5-Series Saloon, £419.99+VAT

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New Renault Megane, £179.99+VAT

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New Ford Galaxy, £274.99+VAT

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New Mercedes SLK, £339.99+VAT

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New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £285.99+VAT

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