Mental Customer Sends Poem – Ling Retalliates!

Posted on | May 13, 2007 | Comments Off

A young lady from Gateshead called Ling,
Does a really peculiar thing,
Contract Hire cheap and simple,
With cute smile and dimple,
So get a great car from Ling – “WITH NO STRINGS!”

“Ling is amazing!!! Great service, great communication, she made the whole contract hire process really simple. I’ve recommended her to half a dozen people already and will definitely be getting my next new car through her in 2-years time. SAAB was delivered excellently, delivery man took the time to run through all the functions.”

Edward Dobson
21 Brookside Avenue
Lymm
WA13 9BL

Editor Note: Mr Ed, you were a bit crazzzy yourself! What a lovely poem, I never realised you were bloody poet, I have it framed on my wall in my office. You seemed to really enjoy getting your car, especially as the weather was just turning to Spring. Have a great time swanning in your SAAB Convertible! Below, is return poem! – Ling

A madman called Ed from Lymm,
Didn’t want a dealer skanking him,
So he logged on my website,
Clicked a SAAB – that’s sexy alright,
Lost 10 years, his wig, and looks trim!

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