I supply Private Military Contractor in Iraq!

Posted on | May 13, 2007 | Comments Off

“Ling, the Mazda RX-8′s here – just going for a drive. Catch ya later!!!!”

… (later)…

Ling, the car’s excellent, had a good drive and it’s just what I expected and wanted. I can’t thank you enough, I thought that getting a car would be a nightmare. On the contrary, It really has been a pleasure doing business with you from start to finish (All done from Iraq by Fed-Ex! Martin arrived back in the UK on the day he collected his car and wrote this! – Ling). I can’t wait till I need a replacement because I know exactly where to come and I’ll be recommending you to anyone that will listen! I’ll get a pic for you soon (without my big machinegun) but it’s pissing down with rain at the moment. Thanks again.

p.s. Tell Suzie at your dealers, that if she wants to see my big gun, she only has to ask! ;0)

Martin ****** (name withheld for Al-Qaeda reasons)
*************
London
EH11 ***

Editor Note: Martin is one of my favourite customers this year. He is a Private Military Contractor in Iraq, so I have withheld his name and address in case any car-rrazy Muslims want to pop his clogs (no offence to sensible Muslims). Without people like Martin, no way would the US or UK Army be able to operate in Iraq, they are providing the security for people like British Government officials, industry big-wigs, TV and press and even the military itself! PMCs also enable ordinary Iraqis to get on with semi-normal lives and they are enabling rebuilding of the infrastructure of Iraq. Also, they spend a lot of time to assist training Iraqi law and order forces. Do not confuse British PMCs with American PMCs. As ever, British ones operate much more low-profile and sensibly. All are professionals and most are ex-special forces or elite military, or other specialists… these are salt of earth!

Here are some lovely pics of Martin doing his job out in Iraq, and he says “I’ve never lost a car out here…had a few bumps, scratches and holes put in them but never had one stolen!”

Well, glad Martin isn’t planning to take his RX-8 to Iraq. With the common knowledge that these RX-8 engines blow up from time to time, the Mazda might be confused for a roadside IED! Zoom, zoom, boom!… hehehehe,

Please note that Mazda UK have applied pressure to my suppliers behind my back and blacklisted me from supplying more Mazdas, despite having many, many 100% happy and loyal customers who enjoy the cars, like Martin. Mazda UK’s tactics are totally unethical, bullying, restrictive and unfair. Instead of saying what they want to me, directly… they insist suppliers stop dealing with me and they attack me behind my back – so I cannot challenge them! This is cowardly behaviour. Just to let you know what I have to put up with from these big companies trying to strangle me – Ling

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