2007 Car Sales by LING

2007 Car Sales by LING
I detail my performance for you (EVERY other company hides their true sales and activity). I like to tell truth and be honest. – any questions, please to ask -Ling
January 2007:
Contract Hire invoiced sales for Jan 2007 rose to 169% of Jan 2006.
The amount of cars invoiced at retail prices was [...]

New Kia Sportage, £202.95+VAT

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I added New Kia Sportage 2.0 CRDi (138bhp) XE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+17 monthly profile. Only £202.95+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 17 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Picanto, £115.95+VAT

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I added New Kia Picanto 1.0 (60bhp) GS Hatchback 5dr 999cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+17 monthly profile. Only £115.95+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 17 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Kia Sedona, £286.99+VAT

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I added New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (185bhp) GS MPV (7-seat) 5dr 2902cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £286.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Kia Sedona, £256.99+VAT

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I added New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (185bhp) GS MPV (7-seat) 5dr 2902cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £256.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Kia Sedona, £239.99+VAT

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I added New Kia Sedona 2.7 V6 (186bhp) GS MPV (7-seat) 5dr 2656cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £239.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Rio, £164.99+VAT

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I added New Kia Rio 1.4 (96bhp) GS Hatchback 5dr 1399cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £164.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Kia Rio, £154.99+VAT

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I added New Kia Rio 1.5 CRDi (109bhp) GS Hatchback 5dr 1493cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £154.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Kia Rio, £136.99+VAT

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I added New Kia Rio 1.4 (96bhp) GS Hatchback 5dr 1399cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £136.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Kia Rio, £129.99+VAT

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I added New Kia Rio 1.4 (96bhp) S Hatchback 5dr 1399cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £129.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Kia Sportage, £239.99+VAT

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I added New Kia Sportage 2.0 CRDi (138bhp) XS 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £239.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Sportage, £194.99+VAT

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I added New Kia Sportage 2.0 CRDi (138bhp) XE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £194.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Sorento, £339.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sorento deal to my website!
I added New Kia Sorento 2.5 CRDi (168bhp) XS 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2497cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £339.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Sorento, £314.99+VAT

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I added New Kia Sorento 2.5 CRDi (168bhp) XS 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2497cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £314.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Sorento, £269.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sorento deal to my website!
I added New Kia Sorento 2.5 CRDi (168bhp) XE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2497cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £269.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Sorento, £289.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sorento deal to my website!
I added New Kia Sorento 2.5 CRDi (168bhp) XE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2497cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £289.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Sorento, £259.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sorento deal to my website!
I added New Kia Sorento 2.5 CRDi (168bhp) XE 4WD Station Wagon 5dr 2497cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £259.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Vauxhall Corsa, £149.99+VAT

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I added New Vauxhall Corsa (New Shape) 1.2 i 16v (80bhp) Life A/C Hatchback 3dr 1229cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £149.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments [...]

New Vauxhall Corsa, £144.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Corsa deal to my website!
I added New Vauxhall Corsa (new model) 1.0 12v (60bhp) Life A/C Hatchback 3dr 998cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £144.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Toyota Corolla Verso, £214.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Toyota Corolla Verso deal to my website!
I added New Toyota Corolla Verso 1.8 VVT-i (127bhp) T2 MPV 5dr 1794cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £214.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Toyota Corolla Verso, £199.99+VAT

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I added New Toyota Corolla Verso 1.6 VVT-i T2 MPV 5dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Nissan Navara, £349.99+VAT

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I added New Nissan Navara 2.5 DCi (171bhp) Adventura Doublecab 4WD Pickup 4dr 2488cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £349.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Nissan Navara, £339.99+VAT

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I added New Nissan Navara 2.5 DCi (171bhp) Outlaw Doublecab 4WD Pickup 4dr 2488cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £339.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Nissan Navara, £284.99+VAT

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I added New Nissan Navara 2.5 DCi (171bhp) Doublecab SE 4WD Pickup 4dr 2488cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £284.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Mitsubishi Outlander, £347.99+VAT

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I added New Mitsubishi Outlander 2.0 DiDC (138bhp) Elegance MPV 5dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £347.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Mitsubishi Outlander, £339.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mitsubishi Outlander deal to my website!
I added New Mitsubishi Outlander 2.0 DiDC (138bhp) Elegance MPV 5dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £339.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Mitsubishi Outlander, £274.99+VAT

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I added New Mitsubishi Outlander 2.0 DiDC (138bhp) Equippe MPV 5dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £274.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Mitsubishi Lancer, £179.99+VAT

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I added New Mitsubishi Lancer 1.6 16v (96bhp) Equippe Saloon 4dr 1584cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £179.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Mini One Convertible, £204.99+VAT

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I added New Mini One Convertible 1.6 (93bhp) One Convertible 2dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £204.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Mini One Convertible, £199.99+VAT

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I added New Mini One Convertible 1.6 (93bhp) One Convertible 2dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Hyundai Coupe, £250.00+VAT

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I added New Hyundai Coupe (New Shape) 2.0 16v (141bhp) SIII SE Coupe 3dr 1975cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £250.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £277.99+VAT

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I added New Nissan Qashqai 2.0 dCi (147bhp) Visia 4WD Hatchback 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £277.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £241.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website!
I added New Nissan Qashqai 2.0 dCi (147bhp) Visia 2WD Hatchback 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £241.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £254.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website!
I added New Nissan Qashqai 1.5 dCi (104bhp) Tekna 2WD Hatchback 5dr 1461cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £254.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £230.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website!
I added New Nissan Qashqai 2.0 (139bhp) Visia 2WD Hatchback 5dr 1997cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £230.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £242.99+VAT

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I added New Nissan Qashqai 1.6 16v (113bhp) Tekna 2WD Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £242.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £215.99+VAT

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I added New Nissan Qashqai 1.6 16v (113bhp) Acenta 2WD Hatchback 5dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £215.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Mercedes M-Class, £519.99+VAT

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I added New Mercedes M-Class 3.0 CDi V6 (187bhp) ML280 Sport Station Wagon 5dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £519.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Mercedes M-Class, £519.99+VAT

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I added New Mercedes M-Class 3.0 CDi V6 (187bhp) ML280 SE Station Wagon 5dr 2987cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £519.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Audi Q7, £449.99+VAT

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I added New Audi Q7 3.0 TDI Quattro (229bhp) SE Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 2967cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £449.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Audi Q7, £419.99+VAT

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I added New Audi Q7 3.0 TDI Quattro (229bhp) Station Wagon (7-seat) 5dr 2967cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £419.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New BMW 5-Series Saloon, £409.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 5-Series Saloon deal to my website!
I added New BMW 5-Series Saloon 2.0 d (163bhp) 520d M Sport Saloon 4dr 1995cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £409.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

New BMW 5-Series Saloon, £389.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 5-Series Saloon deal to my website!
I added New BMW 5-Series Saloon 2.0 d (163bhp) 520d M Sport Saloon 4dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £389.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

New BMW 5-Series Saloon, £369.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 5-Series Saloon deal to my website!
I added New BMW 5-Series Saloon 2.0 d (163bhp) 520d SE Saloon 4dr 1995cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £369.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Audi A4 Saloon, £339.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi A4 Saloon deal to my website!
I added New Audi A4 Saloon 2.0 TDI (140bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £339.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £319.99+VAT

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I added New BMW 3-Series Saloon 2.0 i (150bhp) 320 SE Saloon 4dr 1995cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £319.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £299.99+VAT

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I added New BMW 3-Series Saloon 2.0 i (150bhp) 320 ES Saloon 4dr 1995cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £299.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Volkswagen Touran, £269.99+VAT

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I added New Volkswagen Touran 1.9 TDi (105bhp) SE MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £269.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Volkswagen Touran, £199.99+VAT

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I added New Volkswagen Touran 1.9 TDi (90bhp) S MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Vauxhall Zafira, £259.99+VAT

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I added New Vauxhall Zafira 1.9 CDTi (150bhp) SRi MPV (7-seat) 5dr 1910cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £259.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

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