New Renault Megane Coupe-Cabriolet, £226.17+VAT

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New Hyundai Coupe, £252.43+VAT

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Nissan Micra Customer Rents BMW By Accident

“What’s the difference between Ling and the other companies? – Well, she has the knack of dealing with you as an individual! As a first timer to personal contract hire, I had a few stupid questions to ask. I was always offered prompt answers and advice. Thanks to Jon who helped me while Ling was [...]

450th Customer Letter is Nice But Short!

“Thanks for you excellent customer service and very competitive price on my new Mazda MX-5. Excellent delivery.” Tina Monaghan 20 Mead Road Chandler’s Ford Eastleigh SO53 2EZ Editor Note: Tina, your order was one of the smoothest and simplest I had all year. Your parerwork was fantastic, perhaps you could teach some other customers how [...]

Audi A6 Customer Wanted Pink With Yellow Spots

“Ling, excellent service – the car spec and colour exactly as requested. First time personal contract hire has been really easy to arrange and I’ll be looking to do this again in 2008. The Audi A6 was delivered on time with no fuss and a good handover.” James Wallace Lincluden 16 Westpark Rd Cupar KY15 [...]

Fiat Force Me To Deliver A Car With Bits Missing!

“This must be the first business website that keeps you entertained. I came across it on a Google search. Ling was very helpful and made the first-time process of leasing a car a doddle – no problems – and I will recommend and use Ling again. Excellent delivery. Keep up the good work.” Bill Armstrong [...]

My local Shopping Centre Manager :)))))) Rents a Car

“Ling made leasing a car easy – and even fun! Her response was really quick and she made sure it was delivered before Christmas. The delivery was excellent, and the sweets were nice, too!” Jude Leitch Address Withheld Cramlington NE23 8AX Editor Note: Jude, you manage one of the best local shopping centres, so I [...]

Letter from Lancashire

“Great car, great price and great service. Plus, a fun company to deal with. Had a bit of a misuderstanding with Jon over Xmas deliver schedules but other than that it all went through seamlessly. Car turned up on time, no problems.” Dan Doughty 16 Spring Mews Whittle Springs Chorley PR6 8AS Editor Note: Dan, [...]

Saturday night!

Wow, I’ve been sitting here watching everyone visiting my website! I can see you all, and often where you are from. Sorry it went down for 5 mins at the start, just flooded me. I have been restarting apache and breaking your sessions, but keeping it alive Amazing what you can do, huh? Now 11pm [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £244.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website! I added New Nissan Qashqai 1.5 dCi (104bhp) Acenta 2WD Hatchback 1461cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £244.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £215.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website! I added New Nissan Qashqai 1.5 dCi (104bhp) Visia 2WD Hatchback 1461cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £215.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £244.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website! I added New Nissan Qashqai 2.0 16v (139bhp) Visia 4WD Hatchback 1997cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £244.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £234.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website! I added New Nissan Qashqai 2.0 16v (139bhp) Visia 2WD Hatchback 1997cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £234.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £239.99+VAT

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New Nissan Qashqai, £214.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website! I added New Nissan Qashqai 1.6 16v (113bhp) Acenta 2WD Hatchback 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £214.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £189.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website! I added New Nissan Qashqai 1.6 16v (113bhp) Visia 2WD Hatchback 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £189.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £211.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website! I added New Nissan Qashqai 1.6 16v (113bhp) Visia 2WD Hatchback 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £211.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

Dragons Den!

Phew!! I am sitting here, desperately restarting apache every 1 minute, trying to keep the website alive. So many people on my website, so many emails! Hello to you all. 99% supporting me not to take the money Those cheeky Dragons want a big slice of my business and to let me do all the [...]

New BMW 7-Series, £599.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 7-Series deal to my website! I added New BMW 7-Series 750i 4.8 (367bhp) Saloon 4dr 4799cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £599.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New BMW 7-Series, £599.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 7-Series deal to my website! I added New BMW 7-Series 750i 4.8 (367bhp) Saloon 4dr 4799cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £599.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New BMW 7-Series, £580+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 7-Series deal to my website! I added New BMW 7-Series 730d 3.0TD (231bhp) Sport Saloon 4dr 2993cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £580+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Renault Clio (old model), £109.00+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Clio (old model) deal to my website! I added New Renault Clio (old model) 1.2 (60bhp) 8v Campus Hatchback 3dr 1149cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £109.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments [...]

New Renault Clio (old model), £119.00+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Clio (old model) deal to my website! I added New Renault Clio (old model) 1.2 (60bhp) 8v Campus Hatchback 3dr 1149cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £119.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

New BMW 5-Series Saloon, £359.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 5-Series Saloon deal to my website! I added New BMW 5-Series Saloon 520d (163bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £359.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Volkswagen Touareg, £359.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Touareg deal to my website! I added New Volkswagen Touareg 2.5 TDI (174bhp) Station Wagon 5dr 2460cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £359.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Volkswagen Golf, £206.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Golf deal to my website! I added New Volkswagen Golf 2.0 SDI (75bhp) S Hatchback 5dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £206.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Vauxhall Vectra, £215.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Vectra deal to my website! I added New Vauxhall Vectra 1.9 CDTi (120bhp) Exclusiv Hatchback 5dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £215.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Toyota RAV4, £295.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Toyota RAV4 deal to my website! I added New Toyota RAV4 2.2 D4-D (140bhp) XT4 Station Wagon 5dr 2231cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £295.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Toyota RAV4, £264.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Toyota RAV4 deal to my website! I added New Toyota RAV4 2.0 VVT-i (152bhp) XT3 Station Wagon 3dr 1998cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £264.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Nissan Navara, £254.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Navara deal to my website! I added New Nissan Navara 2.5 DCi Doublecab 4×4 Pickup Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £254.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New Mazda MX-5, £237.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda MX-5 deal to my website! I added New Mazda MX-5 2.0i (160bhp) MZR Sport Convertible 1999cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £237.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Mazda 5, £220.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda 5 deal to my website! I added New Mazda 5 2.0D (110bhp) TS MPV 7-seat 1998cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £220.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Kia Sorento, £264.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sorento deal to my website! I added New Kia Sorento 2.5 CRDi (168bhp) XE Station Wagon 5dr 2497cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £264.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Kia Sorento, £239.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sorento deal to my website! I added New Kia Sorento 2.5 CRDi (168bhp) XE Station Wagon 5dr 2497cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £239.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Kia Sedona, £269.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sedona deal to my website! I added New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (183bhp) LS 7-seat 5dr MPV 2902cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £269.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Kia Sedona, £253.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sedona deal to my website! I added New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (183bhp) LS 7-seat 5dr MPV 2902cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £253.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Kia Sedona, £249.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sedona deal to my website! I added New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (183bhp) GS 7-seat 5dr MPV 2902cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £249.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Kia Sedona, £279.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sedona deal to my website! I added New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (183bhp) GS 7-seat 5dr MPV 2902cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £279.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Kia Sedona, £233.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sedona deal to my website! I added New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (183bhp) GS 7-seat 5dr MPV 2902cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £233.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Kia Sedona, £259.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sedona deal to my website! I added New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (183bhp) GS 7-seat 5dr MPV 2902cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £259.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Kia Sedona, £234.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sedona deal to my website! I added New Kia Sedona 2.7 V6 (186bhp) GS 7-seat 5dr MPV 2656cc *NEW MODEL Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £234.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Kia Sedona, £214.99+VAT

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New Kia Sportage, £219.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sportage deal to my website! I added New Kia Sportage 2.0 CRDi (138bhp) XE Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £219.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Audi A3, £239.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi A3 deal to my website! I added New Audi A3 1.9TDI (103bhp) Special Edition Hatchback 3dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £239.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Audi A3, £218.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi A3 deal to my website! I added New Audi A3 1.6 (102bhp) Special Edition Sportback 5dr 1595cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £218.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Audi A3, £217.99+VAT

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New Vauxhall Zafira, £180.99+VAT

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New Vauxhall Zafira, £184.99+VAT

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New Nissan Note, £139.99+VAT

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New Fiat Grande Punto, £133.99+VAT

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What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:57 Pakistani PM Yousuf Raza Gilani files appeal against appearing before Supreme Court on contempt charges on 13 February. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:54 A new squad of 1,000 officers dedicated to tackling gang-related crime (shoud shoot them) in London (capital of Great England) is being launched by Metropolitan Police. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 07:46 A old bill bobbys woman's lost mobile phone containing hundreds of photographs and operational details falls into hands of dissident republicans. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:27 Employers added permanent jobs for first clock time result in four months in January, lah, says Recruitment and Employment Confederation. Sweet sour chicken feet time! - news replorted 07:24 A 70-earth-years old happy birthday to you, man was struck dead by stolen LINGsCARS (tm) vehicling driving car machine minutes after officers stopped chasing it, lah, old bill bobbys say. You give me happy happy luck luck. - news replorted 07:18 An assembly member is to lead Senedd debate later in bid to introduce compulsory microchipping for dogs in Wales. Eating rice!! - news replorted 07:04 Papers ponder health bill as it returns to Lords - news replorted 06:58 A council leader faces vote of no confidence after allegedly disparaging written-down messages on dead tree about staff and hospital protesters were posted on YouTube. What the hell I mean??!! - news replorted 06:57 A rock fall that released methane gas may having triggered deadly Pike River mine blast in New Zealand, lah, experts report. 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