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New Renault Megane Coupe-Cabriolet, £226.17+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Megane Coupe-Cabriolet deal to my website!
I added New Renault Megane Coupe-Cabriolet 1.6 VVT (111bhp) Dynamique Coupe-Cabriolet 2dr 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+11 monthly profile. Only £226.17+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 11 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Hyundai Coupe, £252.43+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Hyundai Coupe deal to my website!
I added New Hyundai Coupe (new shape) 2.0 (141bhp) SE S3 3dr Coupe 1975cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £252.43+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

Nissan Micra Customer Rents BMW By Accident

“What’s the difference between Ling and the other companies? – Well, she has the knack of dealing with you as an individual!
As a first timer to personal contract hire, I had a few stupid questions to ask. I was always offered prompt answers and advice. Thanks to Jon who helped me while Ling was in [...]

450th Customer Letter is Nice But Short!

“Thanks for you excellent customer service and very competitive price on my new Mazda MX-5. Excellent delivery.”
Tina Monaghan
20 Mead Road
Chandler’s Ford
Eastleigh
SO53 2EZ
Editor Note: Tina, your order was one of the smoothest and simplest I had all year. Your parerwork was fantastic, perhaps you could teach some other customers how to write in English, not Swahili [...]

Audi A6 Customer Wanted Pink With Yellow Spots

“Ling, excellent service – the car spec and colour exactly as requested. First time personal contract hire has been really easy to arrange and I’ll be looking to do this again in 2008. The Audi A6 was delivered on time with no fuss and a good handover.”
James Wallace
Lincluden
16 Westpark Rd
Cupar
KY15 5DJ
Editor Note: James, I can [...]

Fiat Force Me To Deliver A Car With Bits Missing!

“This must be the first business website that keeps you entertained. I came across it on a Google search. Ling was very helpful and made the first-time process of leasing a car a doddle – no problems – and I will recommend and use Ling again. Excellent delivery. Keep up the good work.”
Bill Armstrong
48 Whinnie [...]

My local Shopping Centre Manager :)))))) Rents a Car

“Ling made leasing a car easy – and even fun! Her response was really quick and she made sure it was delivered before Christmas. The delivery was excellent, and the sweets were nice, too!”
Jude Leitch
Address Withheld
Cramlington
NE23 8AX
Editor Note: Jude, you manage one of the best local shopping centres, so I have to look after you! [...]

Letter from Lancashire

“Great car, great price and great service. Plus, a fun company to deal with. Had a bit of a misuderstanding with Jon over Xmas deliver schedules but other than that it all went through seamlessly. Car turned up on time, no problems.”
Dan Doughty
16 Spring Mews
Whittle Springs
Chorley
PR6 8AS
Editor Note: Dan, hmmm, it wasn’t a misunderstanding, just [...]

Saturday night!

Wow, I’ve been sitting here watching everyone visiting my website!
I can see you all, and often where you are from.
Sorry it went down for 5 mins at the start, just flooded me. I have been restarting apache and breaking your sessions, but keeping it alive Amazing what you can do, huh?
Now 11pm and [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £244.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website!
I added New Nissan Qashqai 1.5 dCi (104bhp) Acenta 2WD Hatchback 1461cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £244.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £215.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website!
I added New Nissan Qashqai 1.5 dCi (104bhp) Visia 2WD Hatchback 1461cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £215.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £244.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website!
I added New Nissan Qashqai 2.0 16v (139bhp) Visia 4WD Hatchback 1997cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £244.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £234.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website!
I added New Nissan Qashqai 2.0 16v (139bhp) Visia 2WD Hatchback 1997cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £234.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £239.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website!
I added New Nissan Qashqai 1.6 16v (113bhp) Tekna 2WD Hatchback 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £239.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £214.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website!
I added New Nissan Qashqai 1.6 16v (113bhp) Acenta 2WD Hatchback 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £214.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £189.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website!
I added New Nissan Qashqai 1.6 16v (113bhp) Visia 2WD Hatchback 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £189.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Nissan Qashqai, £211.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Qashqai deal to my website!
I added New Nissan Qashqai 1.6 16v (113bhp) Visia 2WD Hatchback 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £211.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

Dragons Den!

Phew!!
I am sitting here, desperately restarting apache every 1 minute, trying to keep the website alive. So many people on my website, so many emails! Hello to you all.

99% supporting me not to take the money Those cheeky Dragons want a big slice of my business and to let me do all the [...]

New BMW 7-Series, £599.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 7-Series deal to my website!
I added New BMW 7-Series 750i 4.8 (367bhp) Saloon 4dr 4799cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £599.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New BMW 7-Series, £599.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 7-Series deal to my website!
I added New BMW 7-Series 750i 4.8 (367bhp) Saloon 4dr 4799cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £599.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New BMW 7-Series, £580+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 7-Series deal to my website!
I added New BMW 7-Series 730d 3.0TD (231bhp) Sport Saloon 4dr 2993cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £580+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Renault Clio (old model), £109.00+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Clio (old model) deal to my website!
I added New Renault Clio (old model) 1.2 (60bhp) 8v Campus Hatchback 3dr 1149cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £109.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Renault Clio (old model), £119.00+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Clio (old model) deal to my website!
I added New Renault Clio (old model) 1.2 (60bhp) 8v Campus Hatchback 3dr 1149cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £119.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New BMW 5-Series Saloon, £359.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 5-Series Saloon deal to my website!
I added New BMW 5-Series Saloon 520d (163bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £359.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Volkswagen Touareg, £359.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Touareg deal to my website!
I added New Volkswagen Touareg 2.5 TDI (174bhp) Station Wagon 5dr 2460cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £359.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Volkswagen Golf, £206.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Golf deal to my website!
I added New Volkswagen Golf 2.0 SDI (75bhp) S Hatchback 5dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £206.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Vauxhall Vectra, £215.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Vectra deal to my website!
I added New Vauxhall Vectra 1.9 CDTi (120bhp) Exclusiv Hatchback 5dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £215.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Toyota RAV4, £295.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Toyota RAV4 deal to my website!
I added New Toyota RAV4 2.2 D4-D (140bhp) XT4 Station Wagon 5dr 2231cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £295.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Toyota RAV4, £264.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Toyota RAV4 deal to my website!
I added New Toyota RAV4 2.0 VVT-i (152bhp) XT3 Station Wagon 3dr 1998cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £264.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Nissan Navara, £254.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Navara deal to my website!
I added New Nissan Navara 2.5 DCi Doublecab 4×4 Pickup Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £254.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make sure [...]

New Mazda MX-5, £237.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda MX-5 deal to my website!
I added New Mazda MX-5 2.0i (160bhp) MZR Sport Convertible 1999cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £237.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New Mazda 5, £220.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda 5 deal to my website!
I added New Mazda 5 2.0D (110bhp) TS MPV 7-seat 1998cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £220.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New Kia Sorento, £264.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sorento deal to my website!
I added New Kia Sorento 2.5 CRDi (168bhp) XE Station Wagon 5dr 2497cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £264.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Sorento, £239.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sorento deal to my website!
I added New Kia Sorento 2.5 CRDi (168bhp) XE Station Wagon 5dr 2497cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £239.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Sedona, £269.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sedona deal to my website!
I added New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (183bhp) LS 7-seat 5dr MPV 2902cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £269.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Sedona, £253.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sedona deal to my website!
I added New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (183bhp) LS 7-seat 5dr MPV 2902cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £253.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Sedona, £249.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sedona deal to my website!
I added New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (183bhp) GS 7-seat 5dr MPV 2902cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £249.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Sedona, £279.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sedona deal to my website!
I added New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (183bhp) GS 7-seat 5dr MPV 2902cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £279.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Sedona, £233.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sedona deal to my website!
I added New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (183bhp) GS 7-seat 5dr MPV 2902cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £233.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Sedona, £259.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sedona deal to my website!
I added New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (183bhp) GS 7-seat 5dr MPV 2902cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £259.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Sedona, £234.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sedona deal to my website!
I added New Kia Sedona 2.7 V6 (186bhp) GS 7-seat 5dr MPV 2656cc *NEW MODEL Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £234.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Sedona, £214.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sedona deal to my website!
I added New Kia Sedona 2.7 V6 (186bhp) GS 7-seat 5dr MPV 2656cc *NEW MODEL Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £214.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Kia Sportage, £219.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sportage deal to my website!
I added New Kia Sportage 2.0 CRDi (138bhp) XE Station Wagon 5dr 1991cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £219.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Audi A3, £239.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi A3 deal to my website!
I added New Audi A3 1.9TDI (103bhp) Special Edition Hatchback 3dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £239.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Audi A3, £218.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi A3 deal to my website!
I added New Audi A3 1.6 (102bhp) Special Edition Sportback 5dr 1595cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £218.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Audi A3, £217.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Audi A3 deal to my website!
I added New Audi A3 1.6 (102bhp) Special Edition Hatchback 3dr 1595cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £217.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Vauxhall Zafira, £180.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Zafira deal to my website!
I added New Vauxhall Zafira 1.8i 16v (140bhp) Life A/C 7-seat MPV 1796cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £180.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Vauxhall Zafira, £184.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Zafira deal to my website!
I added New Vauxhall Zafira 1.8i 16v (140bhp) Life A/C 7-seat MPV 1796cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £184.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Nissan Note, £139.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Note deal to my website!
I added New Nissan Note 1.4 (88bhp) S +aircon MPV 5dr 1386cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £139.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Fiat Grande Punto, £133.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Fiat Grande Punto deal to my website!
I added New Fiat Grande Punto 1.4 8v (77bhp) Dynamic Hatchback 3dr 1368cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £133.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

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Who is Jeremy
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