New Nissan Note, £144.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Note deal to my website!
I added New Nissan Note 1.4 (88bhp) S +aircon MPV 5dr 1386cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £144.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Mazda RX-8, £259.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda RX-8 deal to my website!
I added New Mazda RX-8 192bhp 1.3 Wankel Coupe 5dr inc Leather 1308cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £259.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Mazda RX-8, £249.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda RX-8 deal to my website!
I added New Mazda RX-8 192bhp 1.3 Wankel Coupe 5dr inc Leather 1308cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £249.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Mazda MX-5, £159.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda MX-5 deal to my website!
I added New Mazda MX-5 1.8i (126bhp) MZR Convertible Option Pack 1798cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £159.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

I Sell Customer Car In A Spanish Hospital! – Letter 405

“Dear Ling,
I write to say a big thank you for all the effort you put into getting my Nissan X Trail delivered to me.
Fpr all prospective new customers out there, let me tell you that when I ordered my car from Ling Valentine, my mother was taken into hospital in the UK and I was [...]

Back from China!

Just got back, let’s start updating things, eh???

New Skoda Fabia, £109.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Skoda Fabia deal to my website!
I added New Skoda Fabia 1.2 12v (64bhp) Ambiente Hatchback 5dr 1197cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £109.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Volkswagen Golf Plus, £219.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Golf Plus deal to my website!
I added New Volkswagen Golf Plus 1.9 TDI SE (105bhp) Hatchback 5dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £219.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Volkswagen Golf, £234.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Golf deal to my website!
I added New Volkswagen Golf 2.0 TDi (140bhp) Sport Hatchback 5dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £234.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Mercedes C-Class Saloon, £304.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes C-Class Saloon deal to my website!
I added New Mercedes C-Class Saloon 2.1TD C220 CDI Avantgarde SE Saloon 4dr 2148cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £304.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £354.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe deal to my website!
I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe C220 CDI Avantgarde Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £354.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £259.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Saloon deal to my website!
I added New BMW 3-Series Saloon 318i 2.0 (129bhp) ES Saloon 4dr 1995cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £259.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Volkswagen Golf, £263.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Golf deal to my website!
I added New Volkswagen Golf 2.0 TDi GT (140bhp) Hatchback 3dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £263.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Volkswagen Golf, £193.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Golf deal to my website!
I added New Volkswagen Golf 2.0 SDI S Hatchback 3dr 1968cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £193.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New Vauxhall Meriva, £164.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Vauxhall Meriva deal to my website!
I added New Vauxhall Meriva 1.4i 16v Life MPV 5dr 1364cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £164.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New Nissan Pathfinder, £249.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Pathfinder deal to my website!
I added New Nissan Pathfinder 2.5 DCi (174bhp) Trek Station Wagon 5dr 2488cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £249.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Mazda 5, £224.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda 5 deal to my website!
I added New Mazda 5 2.0D (110bhp) TS2 MPV 7-seat 1998cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £224.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New Mazda 5, £210.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda 5 deal to my website!
I added New Mazda 5 1.8 (115bhp) TS2 MPV 7-seat 5dr 1798cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £210.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Mazda 5, £208.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda 5 deal to my website!
I added New Mazda 5 1.8 (115bhp) TS MPV 7-seat 5dr 1798cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £208.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Mazda MX-5, £204.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda MX-5 deal to my website!
I added New Mazda MX-5 2.0i (160bhp) MZR Convertible Option Pack 1798cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £204.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Mazda MX-5, £199.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda MX-5 deal to my website!
I added New Mazda MX-5 2.0i (160bhp) MZR Convertible Option Pack 1798cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Mazda MX-5, £174.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda MX-5 deal to my website!
I added New Mazda MX-5 1.8i (126bhp) MZR Convertible 1798cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £174.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make sure [...]

New Mazda 6, £220.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda 6 deal to my website!
I added New Mazda 6 2.0 d TS (121bhp) Hatchback 5dr 1998cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £220.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Mazda 6, £199.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda 6 deal to my website!
I added New Mazda 6 1.8 TS (120bhp) Hatchback 5dr 1798cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New Mitsubishi Shogun, £291.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mitsubishi Shogun deal to my website!
I added New Mitsubishi Shogun 3.2 DI-D Equippe Station Wagon SWB 3dr 3200cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £291.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Lexus IS, £294.84+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Lexus IS deal to my website!
I added New Lexus IS 220d 2.2TD (177bhp) Saloon 4dr 2231cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £294.84+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New Lexus IS, £275.83+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Lexus IS deal to my website!
I added New Lexus IS 220d 2.2TD (177bhp) Saloon 4dr 2231cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £275.83+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New BMW 1-Series, £233.00+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 1-Series deal to my website!
I added New BMW 1-Series 118d 2.0TD Sport Hatchback 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £233.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New Mercedes C-Class Sports Coupe, £214.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes C-Class Sports Coupe deal to my website!
I added New Mercedes C-Class Sports Coupe 1.8 C160 (122bhp) SE Coupe 2dr 1796cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £214.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New Volkswagen Passat, £214.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Passat deal to my website!
I added New Volkswagen Passat 1.9 (105bhp) TDi S Saloon 4dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £214.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Toyota Corolla Verso, £214.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Toyota Corolla Verso deal to my website!
I added New Toyota Corolla Verso 2.2 (136bhp) D-4D T2 MPV 5dr 2231cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £214.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Fiat Grande Punto, £117.00+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Fiat Grande Punto deal to my website!
I added New Fiat Grande Punto 1.2 (65bhp) Active Hatchback 3dr 1242cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £117.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Skoda Octavia, £195.00+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Skoda Octavia deal to my website!
I added New Skoda Octavia 1.9 TDi PD (105bhp) Ambiente Hatchback 5dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £195.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Chrysler PT Cruiser Cabriolet, £129.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Chrysler PT Cruiser Cabriolet deal to my website!
I added New Chrysler PT Cruiser Cabriolet 2.4 (141bhp) Limited Cabriolet 2dr 2429cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+11 monthly profile. Only £129.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 11 payments on direct [...]

New Land Rover Discovery, £379.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Land Rover Discovery deal to my website!
I added New Land Rover Discovery 2.7TD V6 (190bhp) Station Wagon (5-seat) 5dr 2720cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £379.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Mercedes C-Class Sports Coupe, £255.00+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes C-Class Sports Coupe deal to my website!
I added New Mercedes C-Class Sports Coupe 1.8 C180 Kompressor (143bhp) SE 2dr 1796cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £255.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

Online “Crazy” Chinese Car Sales Immigrant Scoops ‘Entrepreneur of the Year in Retail’

Press Release
20th November 2006
Online “Crazy” Chinese Car Sales Immigrant scoops ‘Entrepreneur of the Year in Retail’
Ling Valentine, extrovert “mad Chinese bird” owner of award winning website www.LINGsCARS.com has scooped a prestigious “NORTH EAST WOMAN ENTREPRENEUR OF THE YEAR” award as “WOMAN IN RETAIL 2006”, in the One North East sponsored event in Gateshead on Friday [...]

New SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon, £309.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon deal to my website!
I added New SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon 1.9 TiD (150bhp) Vector Sport Sportwagon Estate 5dr 1910cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £309.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on [...]

New BMW X3, £339.00+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW X3 deal to my website!
I added New BMW X3 2.0d (150bhp) SE Station Wagon 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £339.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Jaguar X-Type, £259.00+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Jaguar X-Type deal to my website!
I added New Jaguar X-Type 2.0D (130bhp) S Saloon 4dr 1998cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £259.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New Jaguar X-Type, £275.00+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Jaguar X-Type deal to my website!
I added New Jaguar X-Type 2.0D (130bhp) S Saloon 4dr 1998cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £275.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New Citroen C2, £129.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Citroen C2 deal to my website!
I added New Citroen C2 1.1i (61bhp) Furio Hatchback 3dr1124cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 1+23 monthly profile. Only £129.99+VAT per month with 1 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make sure [...]

New BMW 5-Series Saloon, £369.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 5-Series Saloon deal to my website!
I added New BMW 5-Series Saloon 520d (163bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1995cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £369.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New BMW 5-Series Saloon, £349.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 5-Series Saloon deal to my website!
I added New BMW 5-Series Saloon 520d (163bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1995cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £349.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Land Rover Freelander 2, £345.00+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Land Rover Freelander 2 deal to my website!
I added New Land Rover Freelander 2 (new model) 2.2 TD4 (158bhp) GS Station Wagon 5dr 2179cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £345.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by [...]

New Land Rover Freelander 2, £299.00+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Land Rover Freelander 2 deal to my website!
I added New Land Rover Freelander 2 (new model) 2.2 TD4 (158bhp) S Station Wagon 5dr 2179cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £299.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by [...]

“Mad Chinese Bird” – Written By “Boring English Bloke”

Just-Auto published this news snippet. I wonder which link he thinks doesn’t work???
The automotive business blog
by David Leggett
13 Nov 2006
Towards the end of last week I spotted a press release in my Inbox headed ‘Car dealer shames UK motor industry’. A header like that got my attention. Basically, there’s an online contract-hire specialist who goes [...]

Eco Label On Car Websites Campaign – Press Article

This appeared in EEMS – “Energy Efficient Motorsport” 13 Nov 2006 – Ling
LINGsCARS.com CAMPAIGNS FOR ECO-LABELS ON CAR SALES WEBSITES
LINGsCARS.com, the North-East car leasing business run by the non-publicity-shy Ling Valentine, has begun a campaign to make consumers aware of the ‘comparative labels’, which are not yet compulsory on car sales websites, saying that none [...]

Green Car Guide Writes News Article (About Me)

This article was published in the Green Car Guide on 13th November 2006

“THE ONLY PLACE TO LEASE A NEW CAR ON-LINE AND COMPARE GREEN RATINGS”
A website exists where you can compare the prices of hundreds of cars online before leasing them, AND see all their green ratings. But the website not only provides a wealth [...]

New Citroen C8, £269.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Citroen C8 deal to my website!
I added New Citroen C8 2.0 HDi (120bhp) LX 7-seat MPV 5dr 1997cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £269.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

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'Bas Aaron Adam Adele Adnan Ahmed Aidan Alan Alastair Aldo Alex Alexander Alexandra Alison Allan Allen Alyson Amanda Andrea Andres Andrew Andy Angela Angie Anish Ann Anne Annette Ant Anthony Antonia Antonio Antony Ashita Ashley Asif Assim Babs Barry Ben Beryl Bill Bob Brad Brenda Brian Bruno Bryan Carl Carmel Carol Caroline Carolyn Caron Cath Catherine Catriona Ceri Ceserian Charles Cheung Chief Chris Christian Christie Christine Christopher Cindy Clair Claire Clare Clive Colin Competitors Craig Cressida Daina Dale Dan Daniel Danny Daren Darrell Darren Darryll Dave David Dawn Dayn Dean Debora Deborah Debra Denis Denise Dennis Denny Derek Derrick Diana Diane Dianne Digger Dion Dominic Donna Douglas Dr Edna Edward Eileen Elaine Elizabeth Emma Emma-Jayne Eric Eva Felicity Fiona Frances Frank Fraser Ganesh Gareth Gary Gavin Gayle Ged Gemma Geoff Geoffrey George Gerald Gerard German Gerrard Gilbert Gill Gillian Giloria Gladys Glen Glyn Glynn Gordon Graeme Grahaeme Graham Grahame Grant Gregg Gregory Gulen Gunnel Gurmail Gurpreet Gus Gwendoline Harold Haroon Harry Hayley Heather Helen Helena Howard Huw Iain Ian Iqbal Irene Isobel Ivor Jack Jacqueline Jake James Jamie Jane Janet January Jason Jayne Jeff Jeffrey Jennifer Jens-Ulrich Jensen Jill Jim Jo Joanne Jody Johan John Jon Jonathan Jonathon Jude Judith Judy Julian Julie Justin Justyn Kabir Kairen Karen Karl Kate Katherine Kathryn Katie Kay Keith Ken Kenneth Kerrie Kerry Kevan Kevin Kimberley Laura Lauren Laurie Leah Leanne Lee Leigh Leighton Leo Les Lesley-Jane Leslie Lewis Lillian Linda Lindsay Lisa Liz Lon Lori Louisa Louise Lucy Luigi Lynette Lynne Malcolm Mandy Manojkumar Marc Marcel Marcus Marie Marjorie Mark Martha Martin Martyn Mathew Matt Matthew Maura Maureen Maurice Maxine Melanie Michael Micheal Michele Michelle Mick Mike Miles Mitul Mohammed Muhammed Name Natalie Nathan Nebiye Neil Neill Nicholas Nick Nicola Nigel Nina Noel Noeleen Norwin Oliver Omar Pamela Paramdeep Patricia Patrick Paul Paula Pauline Pearl Penelope Perry Pete Peter Phil Philip Phyllis Piers Pravesh Prem Quentin Rachael Rachel Rae Rajendra Rajiv Ralph Ray Raymond Rebecca Rev Reverend Richard Ricky Rob Robb Robert Robin Roderick Roger Roland Rollo Ron Rose Ross Roy Russell Ruth Sahem Salim Sally Sam Samantha Samuel Sandeep Sandra Sara Sara-Jane Sarah Satnam Scott Seamus Sean Sebastien Selina Selvin Sharon Shaun Sheila Simon Sonia Stanley Stefano Stephen Steve Steven Stewart Stuart Sue Sukhjeet Susan Suzanne Tamar Tanya Terry Tesan Thaneswary Thomas Tim Timothy Tina Toby Tom Tony Tracey Tracy Trevor Umit Vanessa Vernon Victoria Vikki Vince Vivien Vivienne Wac Wade Walter Warwick Wayne William Yvonne Zaid
Are you a complete mentalist? ...get a Can Am Spyder! Ferrari eater! 0-60 in 4 secs Can Am Quads too! Would suit my customers! LUNATIC FUN! - Ling
£12,929 OTR visit Spyder site 3-wheels, 1000cc V-Twin, 4 brains
I now lease HARLEY-DAVIDSON superbikes! Motorbike leasing from just �127/mth for a Harley Sportster!
PLAY BOTTOM TRUMPS!
Click to see my LIVE lease car customers! - Ling
PLAY BOTTOM TRUMPS!
	Read my customer letters! Choose your nearest CITY or AREA and read letters from customers close to you!
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	PLAY: Hang a Car Dealer! CLICK HERE!
Mazda Pick-Up!
Funny car leasing TV ads!
	...don't do lease cars, but if they did, they would be done like this - Ling
Citroen 2CV dance!
Funny car leasing TV ads!
Mercedes GL Class!
Funny car leasing TV ads!
Click to see my LIVE lease car customers! - Ling
	PLAY: Hang a Car Dealer! CLICK HERE!
Rude Radio!
Funny car leasing TV ads!
Get a Trunk Monkey!
Funny car leasing TV ads!
FIAT Panda baby!
Funny car leasing TV ads!
	GET A QUOTE! Can't find a car? Want extras? Please don't ring with quote requests! I'm damn busy! Click QUOTE! - Ling
	Ling's mantra. Power and cars to the people in the struggle against Tony Blair, petrol prices and repression! Click here for statement.
Road Safety!
Funny car leasing TV ads!
Are you a complete mentalist? ...get a Can Am Spyder! Ferrari eater! 0-60 in 4 secs Can Am Quads too! Would suit my customers! LUNATIC FUN! - Ling
£12,929 OTR visit Spyder site 3-wheels, 1000cc V-Twin, 4 brains
	FREE delivery and collection is included with most cars! A driver will drop off and collect your new car!
Play my briliant motoring quiz!
	Every car gets FULL road tax for the whole contract term. This saves you up to �165 per year, or �495 on a 3-year contract!
Rude Radio!
Funny car leasing TV ads!
FIAT Panda baby!
Funny car leasing TV ads!