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New Toyota Corolla Verso, £179.99+VAT

Posted on | September 4, 2006 | Comments Off

Toyota Corolla Verso

I have just uploaded a new Toyota Corolla Verso deal to my website!

I added New Toyota Corolla Verso 2.2 (136bhp) D-4D T2 MPV 5dr 2231cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £179.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make sure you add in the VAT, when making decisions. As I can’t tell what type of customer you are (business or private), I can’t display the price any other way but to show VAT seperately (sorry!).

This price includes full road tax for the length of the contract, on all of my cars and vans (exception being on Mercedes-Benz)! Free delivery to your home or work and free collection from you at the end! £179.99+VAT per month is based on you driving 10,000 miles per annum, but higher mileages are usually available at a small extra cost. If you go over the allocated miles, you can pay a small excess mileage charge, usually between 3p and 15p per mile.

Toyota Corolla Verso

Anyone you choose can drive this Toyota Corolla Verso, simply insure it and put fuel in it. This car is brand-new, but you are responsible for (usually only minor) servicing as required by the manufacturer. Full manufacturer warranty, so no repair bills! No MOT! Note some cars are not available to all users, due to finance companies playing silly buggers. I really try and avoid charging finance “document fees”, but sometimes it is just unavoidable. I try to treat you like adult not idiot, by giving you full information.

Please check my website for full details. These deals come and go, quickly! You too slow! Speed up! There will be many other good deals, though. – Ling!

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