New Skoda Fabia, £109.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Skoda Fabia deal to my website! I added New Skoda Fabia 1.2 12v (64bhp) Classic Plus-Pack Hatchback 5dr 1198cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £109.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

Customer Letter 379 Arrives!

“Ling, just to let you know that the Mazda 6 has arrived and to thank you for your excellent service.” Allan Tye Arrell Associates 104 South Street Armadale Bathgate West Lothian EH48 3JU Editor Note: Allan, glad you like your new Mazda 6. Very pleased to receive praise from a firm like yours which specialises [...]

New Mercedes C-Class Saloon, £299.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes C-Class Saloon deal to my website! I added New Mercedes C-Class Saloon 2.1TD C200 CDI Avantgarde SE Saloon 4dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £299.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

New Nissan Note, £134.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Note deal to my website! I added New Nissan Note 1.4 (88bhp) S MPV 5dr 1386cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £134.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New Nissan Note, £129.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Note deal to my website! I added New Nissan Note 1.4 (88bhp) S MPV 5dr 1386cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £129.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £249.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Saloon deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Saloon 318i 2.0 (129bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1995cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £249.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New Fiat Grande Punto, £139.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Fiat Grande Punto deal to my website! I added New Fiat Grande Punto 1.2 (65bhp) Active Hatchback 3dr 1242cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £139.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Fiat Grande Punto, £119.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Fiat Grande Punto deal to my website! I added New Fiat Grande Punto 1.2 (65bhp) Active Hatchback 3dr 1242cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £119.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £369.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe deal to my website! I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe C220 CDI Avantgarde Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £369.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe, £354.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe deal to my website! I added New Mercedes CLK-Class Coupe C220 CDI Avantgarde Coupe 2dr 2148cc Diesel, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £354.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Mazda RX-8, £269.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda RX-8 deal to my website! I added New Mazda RX-8 231bhp 1.3 Wankel Coupe 5dr inc Leather 1308cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £269.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Mazda RX-8, £259.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda RX-8 deal to my website! I added New Mazda RX-8 231bhp 1.3 Wankel Coupe 5dr inc Leather 1308cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £259.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Mazda RX-8, £249.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda RX-8 deal to my website! I added New Mazda RX-8 192bhp 1.3 Wankel Coupe 5dr inc Leather 1308cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £249.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Mazda RX-8, £239.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda RX-8 deal to my website! I added New Mazda RX-8 192bhp 1.3 Wankel Coupe 5dr inc Leather 1308cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £239.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Mazda MX-5, £189.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda MX-5 deal to my website! I added New Mazda MX-5 1.8i (126bhp) MZR Convertible Option Pack 1798cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £189.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Mazda MX-5, £179.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Mazda MX-5 deal to my website! I added New Mazda MX-5 1.8i (126bhp) MZR Convertible Option Pack 1798cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £179.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

See Me At The Rallycross Superprix 28th/29th Oct

I will be attending the 2006 RallyCross Superprix at Croft Circuit, near Darlington on October 28th and 29th! Croft Circuit (near Darlington) will play host to the 2006 Rallycross Superprix on October 28th & 29th – an event which will see drivers traveling from across Europe to take on the best that Britain has to [...]

New SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon, £239.00+VAT

I have just uploaded a new SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon deal to my website! I added New SAAB 9-3 Sportwagon 1.9 TiD (150bhp) Vector Sport Sportwagon Estate 5dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £239.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments [...]

New SAAB 9-3 Sport Saloon, £209.00+VAT

I have just uploaded a new SAAB 9-3 Sport Saloon deal to my website! I added New SAAB 9-3 Sport Saloon 1.9TiD (120bhp) Vector Sport (Leather) Saloon 4dr 1910cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £209.00+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 [...]

378th Customer Letter (And He Spots My Missile Truck)

“Ling, I just want to say KEEP STICKING IT UP THE BIG MANUFACTURERS. You were OVER £100 per MONTH CHEAPER (my bold ink – Ling) than the main Honda dealer on my new Honda FR-V (which is a great car!). Your service is second to none. Your own Honda supplier delivered my car on time, [...]

New Hyundai Coupe, £219.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Hyundai Coupe deal to my website! I added New Hyundai Coupe 2.0 (141bhp) Atlantic Coupe 2dr 1975cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £219.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

Turning Japanese, Turning Japanese, I DON’T THINK SO.

Some bloody Japanese You Tube site “Nuclear Rocket Truck/Financial Times photo shoot with Ling” Well, here’s a thing! Just got a bloody Google Alert from Japan (of all places) saying that I am quite popular over there with lots of hits on one of my Nuclear Truck video. Not that I am at all pleased [...]

Customer Letter 377 Drops In Postbag

“Hi Ling, Just to say; great fast service, no fuss, brilliant delivery timed to fit around me. We had lots of contact with your dealer, brilliant service. BMW 1-Series exactly as ordered. I would definitely recommend you. ” Joanne Hardy The Birches Lee Court Whitley Goole DN14 0GX Editor Note: Yes, my BMW supplier (to [...]

Damn Big Article in Automotive Management Magazine

Now, boys and girls… who’s reading this from Da Mota Trade, I wonder? Tell me what you think. Send me an e, or post a comment; no account or password needed – Ling Ling’s lease offensive begins BATTERED BUS TO LEAD ASSUALT ON DEALERS’ BUSINESS By Tim Rose Gateshead entrepreneur Ling Valentine is pitching her [...]

New Kia Sedona, £255.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Sedona deal to my website! I added New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (183bhp) GS 7-seat 5dr MPV 2902cc *NEW MODEL Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £255.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on [...]

Ling Tells Dealers To “STUFF IT”!

This is article in AUTOMOTIVE MANAGEMENT, 23rd August 2006 Retailers and finance companies should abandon the “dubious and immoral daylight robbery” of documentation and arrangement fees or face more consumer defections to High Street and direct lenders. The warning comes from Ling Valentine, the intentionally controversial founder of lingscars.com, a growing internet contract hire operation. [...]

New Renault Master Luton, £329.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Master Luton deal to my website! I added New Renault Master Luton 2.5 (115bhp) Platform Cab Luton 2463cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £329.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Renault Master Tipper, £257.63+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Master Tipper deal to my website! I added New Renault Master Tipper 2.5 35DCi (120bhp) MWB Tipper 2463cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £257.63+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Renault Master Minibus, £332.38+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Master Minibus deal to my website! I added New Renault Master Minibus 2.5 39DCi (115bhp) LWB Med Roof 16 Seat Minibus 2463cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £332.38+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 [...]

New Renault Master Minibus, £373.19+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Master Minibus deal to my website! I added New Renault Master Minibus 2.5 39DCi (115bhp) LWB Med Roof 16 Seat Minibus 2463cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £373.19+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 [...]

Nestle: The World Sucks (Press Release)

Nestle: The world sucks NEWS that Swiss food giant Nestle SA is moving production of several famous confectionery brands out of the UK came as no surprise to Britain’s maddest and fastest growing car leasing company, owned by Chinese businesswoman Ling Valentine. Revolutionary on-line car leasing company LINGsCARS.com sends individually wrapped Polo mints to its [...]

New Renault Master, £274.39+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Master deal to my website! I added New Renault Master 2.5 35DCi (100bhp) LWB Med Roof Van 2463cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £274.39+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. [...]

New Renault Kangoo, £149.96+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Kangoo deal to my website! I added New Renault Kangoo 1.5 19DCi (70bhp) Van 1461cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+47 monthly profile. Only £149.96+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 47 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New Renault Kangoo, £169.12+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Renault Kangoo deal to my website! I added New Renault Kangoo 1.5 19DCi (70bhp) Van 1461cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Non-metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £169.12+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New Nissan Primastar, £237.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Primastar deal to my website! I added New Nissan Primastar 2.9 T LWB 1.9DCI SE 100 Van Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £237.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

New Nissan Navara, £331.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Nissan Navara deal to my website! I added New Nissan Navara 2.5 DCi Outlaw Doublecab 4×4 Pickup Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £331.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

375th Customer Letter

“Just a note to say thank you very much I and my wife are well pleased with the new Renault Clio and your service. I shall recommend anyone who asks about lease hire cars, etc, to your web site.” Roy Rush Latchmore Bank Little Hallingbury Bishop’s Stortford CM22 7PH Editor Note: Roy, good. I really [...]

Richard Hammond

Call me a bit naive, but if drive you a balsa and fibreglass home-built jet car at over 300mph on an airfield runway (and they are bumpy!) you might expect to crash. And if you crash at 300+ mph, you might expect to be seriously hurt or die. All these idiots expressing sympathy should direct [...]

Just Look At What My Competitors Are REALLY Like! WoW!

I sent an entirely reasonable email to most other leasing companies in the UK: “Hello all, This is Ling Valentine from www.LINGsCARS.com I am wanting to make a claim in my advertising/PR about my website stats – something like “The most visited car sales website in the UK” or “The most popular car sales website [...]

New Kia Picanto, £119.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Picanto deal to my website! I added New Kia Picanto 1.1 LX Hatchback 5dr 1086cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £119.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

New Kia Picanto, £99.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Kia Picanto deal to my website! I added New Kia Picanto 1.1 LX Hatchback 5dr 1086cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £99.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, make [...]

I HATE This Kind of Finance Selling!

I keep getting emails like this: Make an easy £350 minimum Got a non-status customer? Throwing thier prop’s in the bin? Dont want to take on the risk? Send us their details and let us. Then collect your cash!!!! We are the market leaders in non-status contract hire, all our vehicles are under-written by our [...]

Customer Takes 10 Cars In Total – Letter #374

“Funky lady, delivers the goods, excellent dealer.”” Mike Perryman, Managing Director Denbury Diesels Totnes Rd Newton Abbot TQ12 5NE Editor Note: Is this “shortest letter writing competition”, Mike? No. However, I let you off as you ordered THREE Citroen C4 diesels from me, this time. I have supplied you ten cars in total now, 4 [...]

New BMW 1-Series, £232+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 1-Series deal to my website! I added New BMW 1-Series 118d 2.0TD ES Hatchback 5dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £232+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit. Private customers, [...]

Who Wants To Pay 15x More For The Same Car?

Want to get taken to the cleaners? Then rent the same cars I supply, but rent a used one and rent it for a short period. Then pretend you are getting a “superior” service. Bollocks. And pay 15x (FIFTEEN TIMES) more! Double bollocks! Guess how much the company renting these cars pays for them? Probably [...]

Crazy Barnsley Customer Rents RX8 – Letter No. 373

“Hi Ling, Thanks for the great service – 3 weeks from first enquiry to shiny new RX-8 sitting on the driveway! Don’t think I’ll ever buy a car again when leasing is so much cheaper and easier. We’re just off for a quick spin on the M62 so we can wave to your rocket truck.” [...]

New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £286.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Saloon deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Saloon 318i 2.0 (129bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1995cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £286.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £319.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Saloon deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Saloon 318i 2.0 (129bhp) SE Saloon 4dr 1995cc Petrol, with Automatic gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £319.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct [...]

New BMW 3-Series Saloon, £289.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new BMW 3-Series Saloon deal to my website! I added New BMW 3-Series Saloon 318d 2.0 (122bhp) ES Saloon 4dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £289.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct [...]

New Fiat Panda, £118.99+VAT

I have just uploaded a new Fiat Panda deal to my website! I added New Fiat Panda 1.2 (60bhp) Dynamic A/C Hatchback 5dr 1242cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £118.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit. Private [...]

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HIDING VAT

Posted: 02/07/10

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Can you believe prices you see on the web? I've gotta say, how annoyed it makes me that so many websites break the law, also known... READ MORE

MY SISTER'S (CHINESE) SKODA!

Posted: 08/07/10

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Although I only lease cars in the UK, my sister Shan asked me to help her buy a brand-new car in China!
She looked at quite a... READ MORE

WHY HYDROGEN NO GOOD 4 CARS

Posted: 15/12/10

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I have a BSc in Applied Chemistry and an MSc in Environmental Management, so have some qualification to comment on this issue. Sor... READ MORE

NO FM CAR RADIO IN 2015

Posted: 04/03/10

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Listening to the radio in our cars is something we all take for granted. Every car these days comes with a good quality radio, and... READ MORE

CHEAPER THAN PENDRAGON

Posted: 02/08/10

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I've just delivered a new car to a senior manager (for his personal use) in PENDRAGON PLC, the UK's largest dealer group. The grou... READ MORE

THE 3 DEGREES - MY IT CROWD

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Just to say that Mark, Jamie and Jonny have graduated. Fantastic!
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	2.2 CDi Blu... 167bhp 4dr diesel, tip auto, met E-Class Sa £388.80 per month, inc VAT
	1.5 i BlueE... 93bhp 5dr petrol, man, met A-Class £172.80 per month, inc VAT
	1.0 i 68bhp 3dr petrol, man, met C1 £134.38 per month, inc VAT
	2.2 d 187bhp 4dr diesel, auto, non-met XF £449.99 per month, inc VAT