Mad Accountant Customer Sends Letter No. 353

Posted on | August 3, 2006 | Comments Off

“Hi Ling,

I have been meaning to contact you ever since driving up to Newcastle for my daughter’s graduation the other day. I was appalled to notice (but only just) that you have been forced to remove your mobile intercontinental ballistic rocket launcher to a position that only your devoted customers with eagle eyes could notice from the road. I can only presume that the petty capitalist bureaucrats think that they have beaten you again; but I have every confidence that you will outwit them with another cunning plan very soon!

Enough of the chit-chat.

My Nissan Almera will be due for replacement in January next year so I shall be back in touch then, if not before. With very best wishes that you will continue to confound your enemies.”

Miles Robinson
Miles Robinson & Co, Chartered Accountants
Meeching
Burwash
East Sussex
TN19 7JP

Editor Note: Miles, next time you drive up, you can see my bus (look at my blog). Glad you have eagle eyes to see my rocket. I got nuclear blasted by planners. Details if you look at news items. Plenty of items about truck listed on the index. Enough of chit-chat, you just take one Nissan Almera and expect chit-chat? Since when did accountant ever give chit-chat for free??? – Ling

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