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New Car Offer:New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch 1.4, 1.6 and 1.8 SXI and SRI added!

Posted on | June 23, 2006 | 2 Comments

Vauxhall AstraExample:

1.4i SXi Sport Hatchback 3dr 1364cc
Petrol Manual with Metallic paint
This car is New; 3 + 35
£188.89/mth plus VAT
This is a low-cost quote on a contract hire rental from Ling on a New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch. I try to give you every help to understand how it works. If you have question, you just text-chat or email or ring me, OK?

I tell you again the model is a New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch 1.4i SXi Sport Hatchback 3dr 1364cc Petrol Manual with Metallic paint. There may be extra equipment that it’s worth for me to point out in addition to the stuff you usually find in this Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch, but you should check exactly on car maker website. I do not have computer chip in head to remember every small thing…

  • Electric Windows
  • Air Conditioning
  • CD Player
Specific extra info; PLS NOTE!
24 Month rates available – approx £10/20 a month more – Ling!

Note that at end of the contract you just hand back. Payment is off your balance sheet. You have no risk or reward. You can’t buy it, there is no “balloon” or end payment. You don’t own it, you just rent it, give it back. Then you are free. Get another new car, or walk away. Your choice, OK? Why put company money into depreciating asset? Use big bag of money to run business, not to buy cars. I try to explain well, but my English not perfect. Contract hire is beautiful easy product, you see?

Vauxhall AstraThis is a 3 year deal. My offer on this Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch is on a 3 + 35 profile. You know what this means? I explain: This means that you pay 3 payments of £188.89 (plus VAT) as a deposit, then you pay 35 payments of £188.89 (plus VAT) every month by direct debit. These payments are based on you driving an annual mileage of 10,000 miles per annum.

If you exceed the total mileage then at the end of the rental you pay an additional “excess mileage” charge for these extra miles. It’s usually between 4p and 10p per mile. Please ring me to confirm this figure.

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2 Responses to “New Car Offer:New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch 1.4, 1.6 and 1.8 SXI and SRI added!”

  1. Dave: Vauxhall Car Lease Specialist
    July 26th, 2006 @ 11:42

    This is an expectional offer, but is this offer ongoing? I could not see this information that clearly. I have had some similar good deals for Vauxhall Car Lease and they usually get snapped up. Good luck with this one!

  2. Ling
    August 7th, 2006 @ 07:43

    Duh! All my offers on the website are live.

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