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Ling’s PR agency (RMS PR) buys a clone nuclear missile truck

Posted on | June 23, 2006 | 2 Comments

Rick Blears, the extrovert idea powerhouse at RMS PR (my PR agency – and good friends) has just bought himself a copy nuclear missile truck! He is plagarising my damn idea, hehe!

Rick Blears RMS and Zil

Rick said, “I plan to convert my new Zil into a nuclear rocket truck, just like Ling’s. She does not have the monopoly on stupid ideas”.

“I spend a great deal of my working life toning down Ling’s crazy Press Releases and advising her against courses of action which would inevitably end up in a £1m law suit. So I reserve the right to relax at work, playing with my baby-size Zil”

“It’s super”, added Rick. “Even the doors open”.

Below is a picture of me, and my REAL Zil!

Ling and her Zil

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2 Responses to “Ling’s PR agency (RMS PR) buys a clone nuclear missile truck”

  1. Peter
    June 23rd, 2006 @ 15:27

    Wow! Great looking truck! Where can I get one of those from? Your friend Rick needs to make a little rocket to go on the top of the truck and put some red Chinese stars on the doors.

  2. Rick Blears
    June 23rd, 2006 @ 15:46

    They don’t sell these in Woolworth’s or Toys’r'Us, you have to get them from Russia. (They have a nice line in 1/43 scale long range water cannon’s, too).

    I’m thinking of putting my truck on a grass verge next to the M6. Any other suggestions about what to do with it would be welcome.

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