Ling’s PR agency (RMS PR) buys a clone nuclear missile truck
Posted on | June 23, 2006 | 2 Comments
Rick Blears, the extrovert idea powerhouse at RMS PR (my PR agency – and good friends) has just bought himself a copy nuclear missile truck! He is plagarising my damn idea, hehe!

Rick said, “I plan to convert my new Zil into a nuclear rocket truck, just like Ling’s. She does not have the monopoly on stupid ideas”.
“I spend a great deal of my working life toning down Ling’s crazy Press Releases and advising her against courses of action which would inevitably end up in a £1m law suit. So I reserve the right to relax at work, playing with my baby-size Zil”
“It’s super”, added Rick. “Even the doors open”.
Below is a picture of me, and my REAL Zil!

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June 23rd, 2006 @ 15:27
Wow! Great looking truck! Where can I get one of those from? Your friend Rick needs to make a little rocket to go on the top of the truck and put some red Chinese stars on the doors.
June 23rd, 2006 @ 15:46
They don’t sell these in Woolworth’s or Toys’r'Us, you have to get them from Russia. (They have a nice line in 1/43 scale long range water cannon’s, too).
I’m thinking of putting my truck on a grass verge next to the M6. Any other suggestions about what to do with it would be welcome.