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Posted on | June 20, 2006 | Comments Off

“Dear Ling

Thank you for a very professional service. The Audi A4 was delivered on time and you managed to get my chioce of colour at very short notice! I will use you again.”

Harold Dangerfield
Stroud Space Centre
Chestnut Lane
Stroud
GL5 3EW

Editor Note: Ling’s log, stardate 20th June 2006. These are the sales of website LINGsCARS.com, seeking out new deals and discounts, I boldly go where no bloody British contract hire company has gone before! Never sold a car to NASA, I guess you are the nearest I will ever get, Harold. Careful when you launch the A4, you don’t want an accident like the Americans seem to have, often – Ling

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