Now 335 customer letters!
“What can I say? Ling is unique, she’s on the ball 24/7 (!!! Just seems like it somedays – Ling). My new Land Rover Freelander arrived so quickly from the excellent dealer; the service from Ling was fantastic. I will always lease my cars from her, she’s great.”
Claire Vanviere
IPM (Property Management)
18 St Georges Road
Truro
G46 6HL
Editor [...]
New Ford Focus, £169.99+VAT
I have just uploaded a new Ford Focus deal to my website!
I added New Ford Focus 1.4 (78bhp) Sport Hatchback 3dr 1388cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £169.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit.
This price includes full [...]
New Ford Focus, £169.99+VAT
I have just uploaded a new Ford Focus deal to my website!
I added New Ford Focus 1.4 LX (78bhp) Hatchback 3dr 1388cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £169.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit.
This price includes full [...]
New Ford Focus, £169.99+VAT
I have just uploaded a new Ford Focus deal to my website!
I added New Ford Focus 1.4 (78bhp) Studio Hatchback 5dr 1388cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £169.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit.
This price includes full [...]
New Ford Focus, £149.99+VAT
I have just uploaded a new Ford Focus deal to my website!
I added New Ford Focus 1.4 (78bhp) Studio Hatchback 3dr 1388cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £149.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit.
This price includes full [...]
New Toyota Avensis Saloon, £209.99+VAT
I have just uploaded a new Toyota Avensis Saloon deal to my website!
I added New Toyota Avensis Saloon 2.0 D-4D (114bhp) T3-X Saloon 4dr 1995cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £209.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit.
This [...]
Thanks, Marketing Blog
The Marketing Blog today published my campaign to try to expose the hideous overcharging by Motor Dealers of paint protection stuff. Often it is marked up by 900%. Read the piece on my “news” page on my website HERE.
Thanks, Marketing Blog.
Chinese People Vote!
One in Three MISSING from Electoral Register!
Numbskull Chinese – get on Electoral Register!
Speaking at a conference on getting Chinese people politically involved on 29th June 2006, Elections Minister Bridget Prentice said that as many as 30 per cent of people from a Chinese background were not on the electoral register, and therefore not able to [...]
June target £1.2m done!
Hmmm, despite the damn World Cup which has reduced many English customers to drunken idiots, my ethnic Scottish and Welsh orders have held up in June. So much so, that I have beaten my (rather high) June 2006 target of £1,200,000 of new car sales – with 1 day still to go!
This was a high [...]
VAT finished!
HM Customs and Excise in Southend on Sea X – will be so pleased to hear that this immigrant has just sent a MASSIVE cheque to them for the VAT I have collected from suppliers and finance companies. Gordon Brown should be very pleased that the Home Office gave me a passport all those years [...]
VAT
Sorry about a few unedited bits on the blog pages. Put up with them. I need to finish my VAT return. I’ll work on them at the weekend.
Lexus TV ads
As you can see, I’ve just got some bloody Lexus deals (posh Toyotas?) and then WHAM! BAM! tonight in between Gordon Fcuking Ramsay’s F Word prog, there was the new IS200 advert, on TV!
But sorry to say, I think it is shit (the ad, not the car). How can they (Toyota) be so mediocre [...]
Now 334 Customer Letters!
“LINGsCARS is straightforward. “WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET”. I got a Citroen Berlingo van. There were no hidden costs, unlike Ling’s competitors. Ling is great to deal with, I’ve had no problems at all with her.”
Brian Gallacher
Pacific Building Ltd
1 Heathside Road
Glasgow
G46 6HL
Editor Note: Ah, as you are builder, maybe I should have asked [...]
New Lexus IS, £329.99+VAT
I have just uploaded a new Lexus IS deal to my website!
I added New Lexus IS IS 220d 2.2TD SE (177bhp) Saloon 4dr 2231cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £329.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit.
This price [...]
New Lexus IS, £274.99+VAT
I have just uploaded a new Lexus IS deal to my website!
I added New Lexus IS 220d 2.2TD (177bhp) Saloon 4dr 2231cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £274.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit.
This price includes full [...]
New Volkswagen Golf Plus, £189.99+VAT
I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Golf Plus deal to my website!
I added New Volkswagen Golf Plus 1.9 TDI S (90bhp) Hatchback 5dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+35 monthly profile. Only £189.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 35 payments on direct debit.
This [...]
New Volkswagen Golf Plus, £199.99+VAT
I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Golf Plus deal to my website!
I added New Volkswagen Golf Plus 1.9 TDI S (90bhp) Hatchback 5dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £199.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit.
This [...]
New Volkswagen Golf Plus, £224.99+VAT
I have just uploaded a new Volkswagen Golf Plus deal to my website!
I added New Volkswagen Golf Plus 1.9 TDI SE (105bhp) Hatchback 5dr 1896cc Diesel, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £224.99+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit.
This [...]
New Renault Megane Coupe-Cabriolet, £174+VAT
I have just uploaded a new Renault Megane Coupe-Cabriolet deal to my website!
I added New Renault Megane Coupe-Cabriolet 1.6 VVT 115 Dynamique 1598cc Petrol, with Manual gearbox and Metallic paint. It is on a 3+23 monthly profile. Only £174+VAT per month with 3 months initial payment, followed by 23 payments on direct debit.
This price includes [...]
New car: Fiat Grande Punto £119.99
Fiat Grande Punto
1.2 (65bhp) Active Hatchback 5dr 1242cc
Petrol Manual with Metallic paint
This car is New; 3 + 23
£119.99/mth plus VAT
This is a low-cost quote on a contract hire rental from Ling on a New Fiat Grande Punto. I try to give you every help to understand how it works. If you have question, you just [...]
333?
Oooooooooh-errrr… 333 is HALF the sign of the DEVIL! Is this an Omen for brave England World Cup hopes? – Ling
Now 333 Customer Letters!
“Ling provided a really fresh approach to contract car hire. It was light-hearted, witty and sometimes a little cheeky. But in the same breath, very professional. Many thanks for the new Mazda RX-8.”
John Reynolds
42 Ashcombe Gardens
Weston Super Mare
BS23 2XD
Editor Note: Zoom-zoom, hehe, that’s what you kept calling your new car in your emails, John! You [...]
Now 332 Customer Letters!
“I was very impressed with the service I received from Ling. At all times I was kept informed of the progress with the car. Also, the lease rates are very reasonable. When I had trouble changing the car registration to my personal plate, Ling helped me with this (despite me thinking that personal plates are [...]
Now 331 Customer Letters!
“Dear Ling
My BMW X3 arrived exactly as planned. A big THANK YOU for organising everything so quickly, and being cheerful with it! The BMW dealer was friendly, efficient and heplful. Full marks. I was particularly impressed with the way that you kept me informed every step of the way. ”
Howard Jones
224 Bradway Road
Sheffield
S17 4PE
Editor Note: [...]
Fixed the IE problem
Due to another bloody MS program: Word.
Ho hum
Help with IE
I can’t for the life of me figure out why the page displays badly in IE, whether or not I use default theme or another theme. This is driving me mad. Any suggestions gratefully received.
Please bear with me, I’m improving my blog today…
So it’ll be a bit crap for a while
Sat/Sun 24th and 25th June.
Ling
Letters page updated: now 330 customer letters
“Hi Ling, I received my Mazda RX-8 just over a week ago and I am really pleased with it. A great car at a fantastic price. Many thanks for your efficient service. The car arrived at 9am on the stated delivery day. The dealer was excellent. I will be back in two years for another [...]
Letters page updated: now 329 customer letters
“Ling was really helpful. I got the van really quick. I pleasure to do business with LINGsCARS. Excellent service from the dealer. I will use you again in a couple of years!”
Andy Malcolm
Cannock Bumpers and Plastics
170 Stafford Rd
Cannock
WS11 4AH
Editor Note: Nice to be able to get you a cheap Citroen Dispatch van, and nice that [...]
Ling’s PR agency (RMS PR) buys a clone nuclear missile truck
Rick Blears, the extrovert idea powerhouse at RMS PR (my PR agency – and good friends) has just bought himself a copy nuclear missile truck! He is plagarising my damn idea, hehe!
Rick said, “I plan to convert my new Zil into a nuclear rocket truck, just like Ling’s. She does not have the monopoly on [...]
New Car Offer:New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch 1.4, 1.6 and 1.8 SXI and SRI added!
Example:
1.4i SXi Sport Hatchback 3dr 1364cc
Petrol Manual with Metallic paint
This car is New; 3 + 35
£188.89/mth plus VAT
This is a low-cost quote on a contract hire rental from Ling on a New Vauxhall Astra Sport Hatch. I try to give you every help to understand how it works. If you have question, you just text-chat [...]
New News Item: MANX RADIO
Manx Radio’s Stuart Peters interviewed me for a piece on their “Mandate” programme on 22nd June. Mandate is Manx Radio’s flagship morning and lunchtime current affairs programme, bringing a wide range of national and international news, relevant discussion, analysis and local and international sport.
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The Isle of Man seems to be a small principality off the [...]
Letters page updated: now 328 customer letters
“Hi Ling… feedback; here goes!
Excellent hassle free service! I’ve never leased before but I would do it again – with you! My only negative comment is that I gave 3 colour choices and I don’t think the Renault Clio is any of them, but I like it anyway. The car is lovely, the dealer was [...]
Letters page updated: now 326 customer letters
“I find the service that Ling provides is fantastic. Everything is done for you, all you need to do is to let her know which car it is that you want. It’s also nice to be able to talk to Ling herself, and not get passed from one person to another.”
Dawn Hudson
Screen
Saxon Business Park
Hanbury Road
Stoke [...]
New News Item: ARE YOU PAYING TOO MUCH FOR PAINT PROTECTION?
This article appeared on the lifestartsat.com website, on 21st June 2006
“New-car sales website boss, Ling Valentine (33), who runs LINGsCARS.com has slammed the “rip-off” pricing of new car paint protection products by car dealers. According to Ling, customers are offered these products by car dealers to boost showroom profits, rather than with a genuine interest [...]
Letters page updated: now 325 customer letters
“So it took about 4 weeks from first contact with Ling to delivery. BIG DEAL! It’s the money I saved that’s great! I didn’t even have to get off my bum at all, as the car was delivered to my work – exactly when Ling said it would be. Fantastic!”
Andrew Caine
Aqua World Partnership
36 Church Street
Warrington
WA1 [...]
Letters page updated: now 324 customer letters
“Dear Ling
Thank you for a very professional service. The Audi A4 was delivered on time and you managed to get my chioce of colour at very short notice! I will use you again.”
Harold Dangerfield
Stroud Space Centre
Chestnut Lane
Stroud
GL5 3EW
Editor Note: Ling’s log, stardate 20th June 2006. These are the sales of website LINGsCARS.com, seeking out new [...]
New Car Offer:New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (142bhp) LE 7-seat 5dr MPV 2902cc Diesel Manual with Metallic paint £254/mth+VAT
This is a low-cost quote on a contract hire rental from Ling on a New Kia Sedona. I try to give you every help to understand how it works. If you have question, you just text-chat or email or ring me, OK?
I tell you again the model is a New Kia Sedona 2.9 CRDi (142bhp) [...]
Latest Google search term: “Frog Eyed Sprite to Hire”
It’s amazing! The latest crazy Google search term that led a visitor to my website is: “Frog Eyed Sprite to Hire”. How on earth these searches work is beyond me, I do my best to get up in the rankings, but this is off the wall. Somehow, I don’t think I managed to rent them [...]
New!!! Top 10 Car Advert Movies
To give you some small break in your search for a nice, cheap, contract-hire car, I have poked around the Internet and collected 10 very good car adverts that I think are a bit edgy, for you to enjoy…
Note: Other contract hire companies cannot be bothered to take the time or effort to do ANYTHING [...]
PPPP Pretty Pointless Public Post
Just to tell all stupid people that my Blog is now public. Intelligent people will have already noticed.
New Movie: Car Suspension Test
I add a small but cute movie I made when I was bored yesterday. If you click through into a car on my webpage, it’s just above the road-testy bit on the right. Called SUSPENSION TEST.
[video]http://www.lingscars.com/movie/susp_test.wmv[/video]
It’s not as boring as it looks, enjoy!!!!!
New! ChopGear road test section! Launch!!
Who else is sick of the idiot Jeremy Clarkson and the other two on Top Gear? I often watch that show, and really, Jeremy Paxman would do it so much better. Anyway, I launch new section: ChopGear
I decided to shanghai (heh) my sexy sister Shan (while she is here on holiday from China) to spoof [...]
New car added: Nissan Note 3+35 £154.99+VAT
Nissan Note 1.4 (88bhp) SE MPV 5dr 1386cc
Petrol Manual with Metallic paint
This car is New; 3 + 35
£154.99/mth plus VAT
This is a low-cost quote on a contract hire rental from Ling on a New Nissan Note. I try to give you every help to understand how it works. If you have question, you just text-chat [...]
New car added: Jeep Grand Cherokee 3+11 £299.99
Deal ID = 547
New! Jeep Grand Cherokee3.0 V6 (215bhp) CRD Limited Station Wagon 2987cc
Diesel Automatic with Metallic paint
This car is New, 3 + 11
£299.99/mth plus VAT
This is a low-cost contract hire rental from Ling on a New Jeep Grand Cherokee. I try to give you every help to understand how it works. If [...]
Letters page updated: now 324 customer letters
“I have had experience running a regional office of a car finance company, I have worked in car companies up to Director level, I have run my own business for the last 5 years, and I have owned plenty of cars. But never, never, never have I had such an enjoyable, easy, quick and simple [...]
Letters page updated: now 323 customer letters
“Ling was great, she made it all so simple and quick! Crazy accent, too!”
Kerry Hardiker
Fusion Hairdressers
74 Stafford Lane
Hednesford
Cannock
WS12 1LF
Editor Note: FANTASTIC! How BMW must hate me, hehehe! I have sold Z4 to a hairdresser! Some things make my life so worthwhile, and this is one of them. Use plenty of hairspray with top down in [...]
GOOGLE SEARCH: kebab van wedding hire east sussex
Well, I have just found out (thanks to stupid customer) that if you search “kebab van wedding hire east sussex” in Google, I come up as second listing!
Is this worth knowing? I’m not sure, but I just can’t figure out how “kebab” gets to my website. Wierd, huh?
Ling’s Newspapers and Press page updated…
TO HELP THE F.A. AND F.I.F.A. PROMOTE THE FOOTBALL WORLD CUP, UK car sales expert Ling Valentine asked her sister Shan (42) in China for assistance. Luckily, small England car flags are made in China, so her sister found an easy supply.
Shan said, “I help my sister in small country of England and David Beckerham. [...]
Letters page updated: now 322 customer letters
“Ling, the car arrived today and it is very nice. Thank you for an excellent service.”
Wac Jokhia
address withheld
Derby
DE73 ***
Editor Note: Wac, I am not surprised you think new Honda CRV with brand new diesel engine is nice… it seems to be the best engine in it’s class. Enjoy CRV! – Ling
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